Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 247

Ilumi lying flat is a delicate flower (not).

Half of the bed was covered with black hair, his skin was delicate and porcelain white, and his texture was well-defined, and he was quite masculine, but when paired with that overly delicate face, he became extremely gentle.

Compared with the perverted paranoia in the nightmare, it is simply an innocent and beautiful boy (fog).

Faced with such a handsome face, if you say hitting, she can’t bear it; if you face such a positive boyfriend, if you say so, she feels that she is at a loss.

But once the ruthless words were put down, and the posture was posed, would she look very embarrassed if she climbed down now?

It’s just that if she really wants to talk, her zero-point practical experience simply can’t support her theoretical basis of full marks. If Ilumi is accidentally demolished, maybe the intimate paradise will become a murder scene, right?

The ancestors said that dreams are all opposite.

However, she had spent eight years of savage experience in the Dark Continent, not to suffer a big loss in her dreams!

Forget it, whether it’s true or false, whether it’s the opposite, she was bullied by Ilumi in the dream, and now she wants to be bullied back, depends on him crying into a dog. Is there anything wrong?

I can’t fight, and I burp as soon as I fight.

But in another way, I always feel that something is wrong…

Yu Xingmi’s face was green and white for a while, it was obvious that he was struggling with something.

You don’t need to guess that she is thinking about the consequences of doing this, and the responsibilities she has to bear, or… is considering whether she is doing this right.

But Ilumi is different from her. Seeing hope is imminent, he has no reason to let go. As long as you get what you want, what about being killed afterwards?

What’s more, Xing Mi wouldn’t necessarily be cruel to him unless he didn’t do it to satisfy her.

The dim light is very warm, and it gives out the breath of circulation between men and women.

Ilumi no longer hesitated, he took the initiative to reach out and put his hand on her waistline, and suddenly pinched it out through a thin layer of pajamas.

She seemed ticklish, shivered instinctively, a little dodging.

When those water-cutting eyes were so frightened, Ilumi was really surprised that his girlfriend, who can usually pierce the sky, looks like this in bed…

There is something unexpected and reasonable—sweet.

The cat’s eyes deepened in an instant, his other hand stretched out to her back, and the upper body was straightened up suddenly, and the cat pounced on her lips.

Tossing and turning, opening up, rushing in, young and reckless, and even unable to change his breath, made Yu Xingmi lost his voice for a while.

She was really dumbfounded.

When she recovered, she realized that her thin pajamas had been torn off. The positions of the two suddenly exchanged. He supported her and launched an offensive… the bedding was squeezed into a mess.

“Wait! Um—”

“Xingmi, if you call to stop at this time, I may lose a certain function in the future.” The extremely resentful voice, the breath is very unstable, “Xingmi…”

A moist breath blew into her ears: “I beg you, Xing Mi, Mi Mi… mine…”

Rao is as cold-hearted as Ilumi, and he would be incoherent at this time. He leaned over her ear and whispered something softly, and Yu Xingmi’s entire face turned red.

so bad!

How did Ilumi say this kind of meaty joke?

What is meant by “a woman has two mouths, now I believe it”? !

It’s so pitiful, Illumi only meant to express the meaning of “a woman has two mouths, one to tell the truth, and the other to tell the truth”, to imply that Yu Xingmi should not refuse and be honest. As a result, he never expected that there is a kind in the world. Hi, it’s called “You are good or bad”~~

What happened after that was a matter of course. Passivity and initiative are not to be talked about. It’s just that the emotions come, and the body moves with emotions.

However, the bed board really doesn’t work… It seems that it’s time to take down the door of Huangquan.

Ilumi, lying flat, thought so.

Yu Xingmi brushed his face: “What’s the point, focus!”

Ilumi:…

On the other hand, is the girlfriend’s energy too vigorous? !

Forget it, just get used to it, just enjoy it.

…

Facts have proved that as long as human beings have been exposed to meat, they will not be able to hold them afterwards.

I don’t know if the pictures are fresh or really interesting, Yu Xingmi and Ilumi have been around for days and nights.

From the initial sentimentality to the habits of the transitional period, to the proficiency of ears and temples, and the key to cutting in, the two have leisurely unlocked the sofa, kitchen, and bathroom sections, becoming less and less embarrassed.

During this period, the world was particularly peaceful.

The deacons who beat the enemy found out that the young master did not deduct his wages this month, and gave an extra bonus of nuns. It was so generous!

The mermaids of the Dark Continent climbed up the reefs to bask in the sun again. The days when there is no big devil to fish for fish are really precious!

Meteor Street is developing steadily, the Hunter Association maintains public order, international stocks are slowly rising, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. No inflation, no financial collapse, no monsters, no emergencies.

The source of all this stability is that the two are busy enjoying the process of “giving birth” ==

Yu Xingmi, after dreaming inexplicable dreams for several days, suddenly let go.

That evening, Ilumi leaned in the big bathtub, holding Yu Xingmi in one hand and playing with her long hair in the other. The water vapor was simmering and steaming, and his expression was lazy, and even his tone was gentle and low.

“What are you thinking about?” Pecked her forehead lightly, then moved it closely to her lips.

“Dream…” Yu Xingmi returned to him in a perfunctory manner, leaning over his neck, his eyes became particularly complicated, “I dreamt last night-I killed you.”

Her forehead pressed against his forehead, Yu Xingmi closed his eyes, not even looking at his expression: “The picture is so real, I can even remember the temperature of the blood.”

“I dreamed that I took the Dark Continent to invade the human world and killed so many people.”

“The world is blood red, even the sea sky.”

“I tried desperately to tell myself to stop, but my hands couldn’t help it… men, women, old people, and children, I never let go of them…”

Ilumi didn’t say a word, but slowly tightened his arms and hugged her: “It’s just a dream, Xingmi.”

“I dreamt of Qimu and Saitama.” Yu Xingmi said softly, “At that time, we were not friends… I never knew how terrible it looked when I abandoned my humanity.”

“I played against them, but I didn’t see the final ending of’I’.”

She touched his long hair for a while, and tied the two hairs into a knot: “Just remember-the universe collapsed, and there were torn black holes everywhere.”

“The lines of various colors are in a mess and are overthrown like dominoes, and then…reshuffle the cards?”

“It’s just a dream, Xing Mi.”

With a strange soothing ability, his voice calmed her waves.

“I’m alive, I’m by your side, I’m safe.” Ilumi held her hand and pressed it on her heart, “It’s beating, Xingmi.”

Life…

“I haven’t been affected by anything, but I just can’t figure it out.” Yu Xingmi sighed, “I can distinguish reality from dreams. It’s just that if you let me kill your dreams by myself, don’t come back again.”

“Only for you…” I feel compassionate.

The two stayed tenderly for a while, but they stayed tenderly and rolled together after all. The life of Siamese babies is a kind of enjoyment for young men and women, whether it is sensual or spiritual.

By the time Yu Xing passed the exam and began to enter Yabel’s new semester, Ilumi was firmly rooted in her turf.

In the morning, the young master gets up earlier than the chicken.

He always enters the kitchen “excitedly”, turns on the heat to the maximum, and then uses a pan and two long needles to make a half charred egg, evenly sprinkle the latest expensive poison with two chopped green onions.

Take out the half-burnt bread in the oven and spread it with a lethal amount of honey.

He took out the pure milk from the refrigerator and put it into the microwave. Ten minutes later, he took out the milk that was even baked in the box and poured two cups on the floor.

“Xing Mi, get up, breakfast is ready.”

Yu Xingmi was half awake to wash, and headed into the living room with his head against the chicken coop, sat in a seat ignorantly, and took a bite of the egg first. Oh grass, Nima!

No, hold back, just get used to it ==

“Today’s egg flavor is a bit stronger than yesterday’s rice crust.” Yu Xingmi praised sincerely, “Today’s honey is lighter than yesterday’s. I can eat bread. It’s awesome.”

“However, the milk still smells like a box, so pay attention to it tomorrow.”

The young master is satisfied.

Yu Xingmi carried a box of dark delicacy lunchboxes, and went out impeccably: “I know, I will eat it all, there will be nothing left…”

Alas, it’s hard to coax a man!

In the morning, the young master carried the sky blue bunny on his back and ploughed all the land outside with his sharp claws. Various poisons have been planted in a particularly economical way, expressing the need to make full use of land resources.

At noon, the young master simply drank a bottle of poison, ate a little bit of poisonous rice, and immediately rushed to the bathroom and personally washed out Yu Xingmi’s favorite cover.

Ilumi:…

“I am Ilumi.” The young master began to ask for help off the court, “Five minutes, I want to see this XXX cover appear in front of me, one hundred sets.”

Deacons: …you just want to be happy.

In the afternoon, Ilumi sat with the sky-blue bunny. He drew out two long needles and began to play sweaters.

At that time, a “parenting show” was playing on the TV in the lobby. He watched it very seriously and made a bunch of notes——

[The three-month-old baby learns to turn over, the six-month-old baby has teeth and weaned, the seven-month-old baby can crawl, and slowly learns to walk at the age of one year, call father and mother…]

Ilumi tore off the note and changed it to: “Beating an enemy guest for one day to look at things, three days to stand up, five days to climb, electric shock to one year old, basically can speak fluently, only five years old to wean off the tainted milk powder and eat More toxic substances. 】

He was extremely satisfied.

At about four o’clock in the afternoon, Ilumi entered the supermarket carrying a vegetable basket, defeating all the aunts, and snapped up a large amount of discounted vegetables, fruits and meat.

Like Saitama, he pays more attention to supermarket discount coupons.

At five o’clock in the afternoon, Yu Xingmi went home from school, and saw the thick smoke billowing in the kitchen, obscuring the sky, and she couldn’t help but sigh in her heart.

“Illumi, do you want me to help?”

“No, it’s done right away.”

One hour later, they divided and eaten the “pot bottom ash” that couldn’t be seen clearly, feeling that the strange immune cells in the body had increased again ==

In the evening, Yu Xingmi does homework and Ilumi does housework.

After washing, roll the sheets happily.

The next day, every ordinary day was repeated again and again, and the cooking skills of the young master became more and more accessible.

Until this day, when Yu Xingmi came back, he did not see the thick smoke billowing from the kitchen, nor the dark dishes on the table, only the dying voice of Ilumi from the depths of the bedroom… “Xingmi”.

Suddenly, Yu Xingmi’s heart tightened, rushing upstairs frantically, and violently opened the bathroom door following the sound. Immediately afterwards, she saw an unforgettable scene in this life-

The eldest master grabbed the toilet and retked wildly, his long hair was messy, and his big cat’s eyes showed deep discomfort, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances!

Damn it! who is it!

Who really bullied her cat!

“Illumi, what’s the matter with you?” Yu Xingmi was shocked, and hurried forward, “What’s wrong with you? You have a bad stomach after eating, go, go to the hospital!”

“I’m fine… ugh…”

Ilumi stretched out his hand and handed a pink pregnancy test stick to Yu Xingmi. For the first time, the eldest master showed a smile of “purpose achieved”: “I’m just pregnant, Xingmi.”

I’m just pregnant, Xing Mi.

I’m just pregnant…

I am pregnant!

Rumbling–

Suddenly, ninety-nine heavenly thunders struck her head, and instantly thundered her out of focus and tenderness, which was a bit more tragic than the ashes at the bottom of the pot held by Ilumi.

Yu Xingmi opened his mouth and widened his eyes. It seemed as if a white soul came out of his mouth, and the pregnancy test stick in his hand was trembling, almost unsteady.

She stared at the pregnancy test stick, and then at Ilumi, the grass and mud horses roaring past, trampling her to pieces.

To be honest, didn’t she have never seen a man get pregnant? Isn’t the Phantom Brigade a good example?

It stands to reason that there is a precedent for the Phantom Brigade, and she will not be surprised no matter how much she is, but it happens…Illumi is pregnant with the baby!

It’s Ilumi!

Ilumi stays with her all day long, who else can be pregnant with this particular? !

It can only be hers…

It can only be hers…

her? !

Yu Xingmi heard her erratic voice: “How can you get pregnant?”

Do you have no pregnant organs at all? ! And where is the pregnancy stone in my own house? what! Where is the pregnancy stone! Difficult, has her genes evolved to the point where men can become pregnant?

Ilumi tilted her head and said calmly: “It is said that she is… pregnant and pregnant.”

“I want to have a child with Hoshiya, and the child came to me.” Ilumi got up and hugged her tightly, pressing her forehead against her, “Isn’t this God’s will?”

Very good, Xing Mi.

You will never know in your life that we are actually two species. Some things, let me do it well.

“Xingmi, I want to drink the milk tea you made by yourself.”

“Huh? Oh…oh!”

Yu Xingmi suddenly regained consciousness and left the bathroom almost on the same foot.

After her front heel left, the young master took out two pregnant stones from the sky blue rabbit and threw them into the flowerbed outside the window.

He quickly took out the chanting needle to repair the doll, but he didn’t know…

Yu Xingmi regained consciousness and forgot to return the pregnancy test stick to Ilumi. She returned from the fold, quietly opened the bathroom door, and saw the young master cruelly gouging out the blue rabbit and taking out two huge pregnancy stones!

He opened the window cleanly and threw out the window with his hands and feet swiftly. After that, he immediately drew out the silk thread, threaded the rosary needle and sews the sky blue bunny frantically.

Yu Xingmi:…