Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 250

On Sunday, the Republic of Batokia, the family hospital exclusively for beating enemies.

Ilumi lay on the bed stroking her overly peaceful belly, looked sideways at the family members and doctors standing beside her, turned her head and squeezed her lover’s hand, and comforted: “It doesn’t matter, just a knife.”

Yu Xingmi was about to kneel to Ya: “What is meant by ‘just a stab,’ this is giving birth to a child!”

“Doctor!” Yu Xingmi exhorted extremely nervously, “Remember! It’s painless, I will take care of the big, nutritious meal, give me a set of sterile clothes, I will go to the operating room to accompany the delivery!”

Beat the enemies:…

The doctors who beat the enemy:…

They have never beaten an enemy guest to take over such a down-to-earth ordinary method of accompaniment. Not only does she have to play painlessly, keep me big, and have a nutritious meal, but she also has to wear sterile clothes to accompany the labor.

In the past twenty years or so, Patriarch Shiba and Mother Giju came to the hospital to give birth in a way of “beating enemies and guests.” One stood motionless outside the delivery room with arms folded to see the distant view, while the other lay in the delivery room with high-pitched screams around the beam for three days.

After the child’s life is over, the mother-in-law can go to the ground after three hours’ rest, and can be alive and kicking after lying down for a full week. During this period, the Patriarch will not accompany the mistress, he will only work hard to make money by taking on tasks, and he will have to wear a set of practice clothes for five years.

On the contrary, the mistress’s wardrobe has become more abundant, and the cloakroom has expanded countless…

Stop it, it’s crooked.

After all, the doctors are also part of beating the enemy and the guest. Since the host wants to accompany the childbirth in ordinary ways, they should know how to accompany them in acting.

It’s just that they didn’t expect Yu Xingmi to be so normal…

“What about the signature?” Yu Xingmi’s eyes widened. “Does that cesarean section need family members to sign?”

Doctor:……

One person quickly said: “Immediately.”

Five minutes later, a dozen of standard obstetrics and gynecology signature papers were delivered to Yu Xingmi, and she signed crazy. While signing, he asked, “Is it painless? Should I pay the bill now or calculate it with the hospitalization fee?”

Someone replied: “Settlement together, including nutritious meals.”

Yu Xingmi nodded solemnly.

“What should I pay attention to after entering the delivery room?” Yu Xingmi asked, “Do I stand aside and watch, or hold his hand to encourage him, or distract him by reading a joke?”

“Is he afraid of the cold? Does he need a hot water bottle?”

“Will I be hungry after giving birth? Can I eat? Should I only eat liquid food, or can I eat everything?”

Doctors:…

Beat the enemy guest:…

It turns out that there are so many things to pay attention to when giving birth to a child? Turns out, is the procedure for ordinary children so complicated?

The family doctor took a deep breath and answered Yu Xingmi’s question smoothly. Seeing that this one has no doubts, he understands-his salary this month is about to go up!

Sure enough, he got the affirmative look from the young master: [Good job. 】

I couldn’t help but shed moving tears, because he knew the next sentence was: [Get one more nun this month. 】

Five minutes later, Ji Qiu burst into tears. At the call of “Illumi who deserves to be my mother”, the young master lay on the bed leading to the operating room and held Yu Xingmi’s hand again.

“Xingmi, this day is worth commemorating, can you turn on the withered machine and record it for me?”

After spoiling the eldest master for a few months, Yu Xingmi is accustomed to naturally taking out the withered machine, of course, according to him, according to him. She straightened the camera and opened the recording to the maximum, only to find that Ilumi released her hand and put it on her belly, her expression became very professional.

He waved away the doctor’s hand pushing the bed: “Wait three minutes.”

Yu Xingmi:? ? ?

Beat the enemy off: … Suddenly there was an ominous premonition.

Immediately afterwards, Ilumi used a bar-reading tone to reach the highest moment of his life: “A woman gives birth to a child and is pregnant for nine months.”

“Physiological diseases accompanied by blessings, edema and cramps, as well as mental illnesses such as fasting, insomnia, and depression. Once you give birth, you need to have painless strokes, open ten fingers, and confinement, and even face postpartum depression, out of shape, and scumbags. Derailment and other risks.”

“Men give birth, and pregnancy is the same as September.”

“Fat, swelling and cramps, experience the pain of the lover at the same level; fasting, insomnia and depression, naturally understand the helplessness of the lover. Once you give birth, you will experience the’productive experience’ that a man can’t experience in a lifetime. Later, you will be more Cherish your children, lover and family.”

“At the same time, there will never be an emotional crisis again.”

“Love her and have children for her.”

“If you love him, buy him the pregnancy stone.”

“A man giving a woman a diamond ring represents eternal love, and a woman giving a man a pregnancy stone represents sincere love.”

“As long as a pregnancy stone, you can start a whole new era.”

“现在，点击揍敌客官网，搜索‘怀孕石’关键词，赶紧下单。一枚999亿戒尼，终生制，永流传。”

“First time buyers enjoy a 99% discount. If you feel the price is high, you can take the form of’rental’ payment.”

“A 100 million jinni, the lease term is one month, buy it early and enjoy it early, buy it late and cry.”

“Cure infertility, you deserve it.”

After speaking, Ilumi turned his head and said, “Okay, you can push me into the operating room.”

Beat the enemy guest:…

Doctors:…

Yu Xingmi:…

She held the withered hand, shaking slightly. She really couldn’t figure out, who actually wrote this kind of tens of millions of level copywriting for Ilumi?

Ilumi wrote it himself?

Come on, his cultural attainments are not so high at all!

Perhaps it was because the two had lived together for too long, Yu Xingmi frowned, and Ilumi knew what she was thinking about.

The young master mercilessly sold his teammate: “The copy written by Kurolo.”

“It’s amazing.” Ilumi seldom gave positive praise to the bandit leader. “Kulolo told me that the world cannot be the only one of us who have children, and we must involve men from all over the world.”

Yu Xingmi:…

Obviously, this is a very extreme newspaper behavior ==

Ilumi: “Xingmi, I think this proposal is very good, right?”

Yu Xingmi: “…Yes.”

My mind wanted to say something wrong, but my mouth seemed to have other thoughts.

In the end, the door of the operating room was closed amid the great voice of the elder master repeatedly urging “Save the video, don’t throw it away”.

Yu Xingmi originally thought that men’s production should be like this—Illumi would have a cold sweat on his head, and his face would be pale with pain. He clung to her hand and repeated in a stick-read tone: “Xingmi, we are not going to give birth. , Never give birth again!”

He will learn the lesson of private use of pregnancy stones, experience the difficulties of childbirth, and then push himself to others, and cancel the ridiculous advertising promotion.

However, she never expected that men’s production would be like this–

Ilumi was lying on the bed with a round belly. Seeing the doctor holding an injection and a scalpel preparing to attack him, the killer’s instincts awakened almost instantaneously.

“If I just cut my belly open, I’ll do it myself.”

The young master snatched the doctor’s scalpel directly.

Yu Xingmi grasped his hand: “What are you doing? Give the doctor the knife!”

Ilumi: “Xingmi, don’t worry. With my 20 years of experience as a killer, I promise that I will cut perfectly with this knife, and I will sew the scar invisible.”

He took out the reading needle and the reading thread, and the ghost knew where he took it out!

The most confusing thing is that when the young master heard that he was going to have a C-section and sew his stomach, the doctors did not object at all, but began to provide language guidance.

With this 100% support attitude, Yu Xingmi was shocked!

She really knelt to Ya: “Illumi, this is giving birth! It’s not cutting a watermelon!”

“It won’t hurt, Xingmi.” Yilumi is proficient in acupuncture points, and now fixes her fetal position with acupuncture needles, and then blocks her pain. recover.”

With that said, Ilumi never gave her any chance to refute, aiming the knife at the line on the abdomen, and easily cut through the skin, texture and fat layer.

He stretched out his hand blankly, and slowly took out the two children…

He seemed to know his body structure very well, quickly cleaned out the excess dirt, and then threaded needles and threads to sew the incision in a dazzling rhythm.

The whole process of giving birth took about five minutes, and the second when the foolish Yu Xingmi reacted, the eldest master’s abdomen had become extremely flat.

He easily wiped off the blood stains on the scar, took out a very blood-sucking sanitary napkin (?) and wiped his hands, then took out a piece and covered it on the edge of the knife.

Ilumi leaned quietly against the pillow, turned her head to look at her with bright black cat eyes: “I’m finished.”

That tone, as if saying that the temperature today is 20 degrees Celsius.

Yu Xingmi: =口=!

Do not! Oh grass, no!

Childbirth is not like this, how could it be like this? Why don’t you even shout or frown, just give birth like this? !

This this……

Is this the world of the strong?

Yu Xingmi felt that she was really an ordinary person, she was too ordinary!

In the ears, the doctors’ voices came: “Congratulations, you have become a mother. You are a pair of fetuses! The first one dug out is the older sister, and then the younger one is dug out.”

Yu Xingmi:…

Listen to these words about tigers and wolves, even giving birth to a child has become a digging child.

Doctor: “They really look like you.”

Yu Xingmi looked at the two wrinkled and red babies, and couldn’t really see where they looked.

However, about the nature of mother and child, when they approached her, the two children opened the same cat’s eyes together. Black and white, innocent and innocent, with two or three “meows”, it looks so much like Ilumi!

Yu Xingmi hugged two soft things rather stiffly. To be honest, she felt so unreal to be a mother so early! It was Ilumi, who entered the role of “dad” very quickly.

Probably because of her four younger brothers, Ilumi hugged the baby very comfortably as soon as she started: “Like this, hold her neck, and then hold up her little butt.”

“The baby’s neck is very fragile, and it must be lifted from the neck first. Yes, then this, then this… the arms should be supported naturally, don’t pinch, yes…”

Yu Xingmi is holding the baby in a state of brain crash. She felt that she had become a robot with no emotions, listening to Ilumi’s instructions, replaying it in slow motion with her left and right hands.

One of them hugged the girl, the other hugged the boy, and the atmosphere was extremely warm. No one remembered that the newborn child needs to put in an incubator…

After that, a group of attackers who heard that a girl was born in the house broke into the door. In the BGM of “Illumi who deserves to be a mother”, Yu Xingmi lost the opportunity to hold the child.

Ilumi patted the back of her hand: “After the child is born, mom and dad will definitely be willing to take it. You see, what a beautiful ordinary family atmosphere, it will definitely not cause postpartum depression and conflicts between pregnant women and pregnant women.”

“揍敌客，是女孩子嫁人最好的选择。”打广告、卖安利，眼神暗示。

Yu Xingmi:…

She understands, the eldest master is urging her to get married ==

Ilumi: No, I’m just reminding you to cherish me.

There are many beaters in the world, but there is only one Ilumi.

…

Ilumi lay in bed for a day, and the whole recovery was as before.

Seeing that Yu Xingmi was still staying up all night looking through the dictionary and wanted to give the two babies a good name, the young master sighed: “Let’s call it’Jie Ni’ and’Gold Coin’.”

Yu Xingmi:…

“Why can’t you afford to “recruit wealth and make treasures”?” Yu Xingmi vomited, “Why don’t you call it “Prosperity to Prosperity”?”

The young master’s eyes lit up: “As expected of Xing Mi.”

“Then call it’Duobao’ and’Fubao’.”

Yu Xingmi:…

She remembered the names “Ermao” and “Sanmao” for beating the enemy’s Hakka dogs, and really felt the impressive strength of the name of the young master. In desperation, I can only rely on myself.

But she overestimated her own level. After half a night, she only thought of “Elizabeth” and “Nicholas”.

In the end, the two names were scrapped into a pile. From the study of the high moon to the rising of the sun, there was no final decision on the name, only two dog names that seemed to be particularly good for feeding——

The eldest daughter is called “Godzilla” and the younger son is called “Mosra”, perfect!

Beat the enemy and the crowd:…

Forget it, you guys are happy ==

The two children were taken away and tested for physical fitness since the very beginning of their birth.

Facts have proved that the two children are worthy of the combination of the Dark Continent and the beating of the enemy, and the black technology of beating the enemy cannot actually detect their upper limit of aptitude.

Maha made a decisive decision and decided to seal the news. He told them that before the child has grown up, he must not let others know that Yu Xingmi has a child.

There are many people with treacherous minds in the world, and there are always people or creatures who cannot deal with the strongest, and instead want to harm her family.

Mahar people will naturally start to guard against them when they grow old and become fine.

“She has brought a new future to the beating of the enemy, and we must guard the rear for her.” Maha solemnly warned, “As Illumi said, she made up for the force of beating the enemy. Made up for her cruelty.”

Being each other’s bottom line is really a strange and exceptionally reliable experience.

Xiba nodded, after all he had won a wedding for his son: “Then their wedding…”

“Postponed.” Jie Nuo said, “If it is held now, too many people have gotten in.” What if someone steals the child?

Sheba was silent.

Jen Nuo: “What’s the matter?”

Sheba: “Xingmi, I have already sent the’beach gift’.”

“what?”

Then, there is no more.

Maha and Zhennuo ran out and saw a large centipede that covered the sky and covered the sun. It was coiled on the Withered Slaughter Mountain, making more than a full circle.

All kinds of precious meat of Warcraft filled the hall, and unnamed ores and treasures lined up all the way. There is even the pregnancy stone that Ilumi is thinking of.

Maha:…

Jen Nuo:…

Sheba:…

Kijoo held his face and sighed deeply: “Oh~~Mother’s Ilumi! Even if you are over 25 and give birth to a child, hasn’t it become the expired pork in the supermarket?”

“Anada, let’s marry Ilumi!”