Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 251

Yu Xingmi is an honest person. The eldest master was slept by her, and the child was born to her. Jinpen was no longer doing his job. He contracted all diaper milk powder. If she didn’t give her a name, wouldn’t she be too Scum?

No, she refuses to “hisuo” life, she wants to be a good young man who has fallen asleep and is responsible.

Every meal of beating enemies will eat Warcraft meat.

Not to mention, the birds and beasts of the Dark Continent are sent away, and Youkexin Roast Restaurant will pay dividends. There are only beasts that they can’t eat, and there is absolutely no goods that Yu Xingmi can’t deliver.

Beat enemies are particularly fond of money, and they like shiny things.

Needless to say, gold mines, silver mines and diamond mines swept away, and the rare earth magic plant liquid mines were taken away in one wave. There are also deep-sea pearls and thousand-year-old corals, and there are countless treasures.

As soon as Yu Xingmi shot, let alone an Ilumi, Chijo even wanted to bring the whole family to marry her(?).

Fortunately, Yu Xingmi didn’t have mind-reading skills, otherwise she would have a better understanding of the strangeness of beating enemies.

However, after staying in the atmosphere of beating the enemy Hakka for a long time, even without mind reading, Yu Xingmi clearly felt something was wrong.

Except for Mi Ji, who is a bit more normal, the rest of the family are at the same level as Ilumi.

For example, Kijou demolished the gate of Huangquan.

Yu Xingya thought that the gate of Huangquan was in disrepair for a long time and needed a new one, but found that Jiqiu ordered the deacon to make the gate into a bed with two pieces.

As she opened the door neatly, tears flowed: “Mom’s Ilumi, are you satisfied with the bed made by Huangquan Gate? You and Xingmi lie on it, you can use any posture you want!”

Yu Xingmi:…

Ilumi rode and read: “Thank you mom. So, is the other bed reserved for us?”

Jiju suddenly screamed: “What a joke! Ilumi, you can’t be greedy! Doesn’t mom need sex?”

Ilumi said seriously: “Mom, don’t go too far with your father. If you have a sixth child, I will definitely not help raise it. Remember to take safety precautions.”

Kijou: “Mom’s Ilumi, no matter what you say, your father and I won’t give in to the nightlife.”

Yu Xingmi:…

Do you even compare to this aspect when you beat the enemy off?

For another example, after dinner, they would gather in the lobby to watch TV and eat dessert to grab the remote control board. Visual inspection is the most warm and ordinary time for the family.

only……

Yu Xingmi watched as the crowd beaten up the tea filled with honey, paired it with the greasy macaron, and attached a plate of chocolate full of lethal sugar, and enjoyed it very much.

It seems that dessert is the main meal, and the main purpose of eating a meal is to survive.

Yu Xingmi tentatively stuffed a truffle into her mouth, and as the sugar melted in her mouth, her expression gradually became numb.

Jen Nuo greeted cordially: “Is it delicious?”

Yu Xingmi said sincerely: “It’s like drinking a jar of honey, but it has a little more cocoa flavor than honey.”

Jage pushed her a cup of tea: “Relieve it.”

Yu Xingmi immediately took a big mouthful.

After a while, she died in action.

Really, she felt like she was soaking in a pool of honey, but there were one or two tea leaves floating on the pool of honey, nothing more.

For another example, watching a TV series with the beating enemy is almost like opening a barrage network at a certain station. Especially for action movies, the whole family complained.

Kijou: “What an unprofessional assassin, would he even miss his 50-meter range?”

Sheba: “It was just blocked by the flowerpot, and the target was lost, and the tracking ability was too poor.”

Jen Nuo: “Does a killer of this level dare to take up the task?”

Jaeger: “In the face of such a stupid killer, the protagonist chose to escape instead of killing. How did such a mind survive to the finale?”

Ilumi frowned: “It’s too much, the miss rate is so high, and I dare to take 20 million ringgits for a single person.”

Yu Xingmi:…

Mi Ji: “Hey, this is just a movie!” The fat house scratched his head frantically, “The plot needs, the protagonist halo, is it so difficult to understand?”

At this moment, Yu Xingmi’s synchronization rate with Mi Ji reached 100%, but the consequence of telling the truth was that Mi Ji got the whole family’s eyes “Do you want to be beaten again”.

Mi Ji:…

Yu Xingmi: …you have worked so hard, Mi Ji.

Finally, Yu Xingmi will never understand the beating-encouraging education.

One day, the two children were sobbing in the cradle.

She hurriedly brought hot water, diapers and paper towels, but saw Ilumi looking at the two mosaics “extremely loving”, complimenting her in a great-reading style: “It’s my child. The color or the smell, both look particularly healthy.”

Yu Xingmi: =口=!

At this moment, she really held her face in her hands, transforming into a world-famous painting “scream”. I finally understand why there is a “confidence in mystery” in beating the enemy and the family.

You guys, do you even have to compliment your child for pulling a rake?

Facts have proved-yes, yes, even if the child pulls the rake and beats the enemy, it must be encouraged and educated ==

Kijoo held his face, and the aria exclaimed: “As expected of twins, even the time to pull the smelly smell is the same second? Such a strong induction is the deepest affection between the enemy and the guest!”

Sheba: “The talent is very high, you can train the ability of’Tongxin’.”

Jen Nuo: “This is the smell of the descendants of the Dark Continent and the bloodline of the beating enemy. It needs to be served in the most poisonous botanical garden to be worthy of their status.”

Ilumi: “As expected of my child, even the stinky smell is the most perfect organic fertilizer in the world.”

Yu Xingmi:…

She whispered in a particularly dazed manner: “…isn’t it just shit?”

Mi Ji’s voice came with a vicissitudes of life: “Sister-in-law, just get used to it.”

Yu Xingmi: “Mi Ji, you are too difficult.”

Mi Ji was moved for a moment: “Sister-in-law…”

Ilumi cast a mortal sight, and after changing the diaper for the child, she dragged Mi Ji into the training ground to start the education of “beating the enemy and guest.”

Looking at Mi Ji being chased and beaten, Yu Xingmi hugged her baby and sighed: “Mi Ji, just get used to it.”

…

When the twins were full moon, they still didn’t look different from ordinary people. They lie in the cradle very ordinary, holding the bottle and sucking, very well-behaved.

Only two pairs of dark cat’s eyes rolled around, as if they were hiding some cautious thoughts.

Since junior studies are still in progress, Yu Xingmi must return to his friend Kexin.

She was reluctant to give up the child, and Yi Lumi liked to stick to her again. After weighing it up, whether they left the Kuku Slaughter Mountain and moved to the base of Youkexin for the time being.

When Yu Xingmi left home on the front heel, a call came from the back heel of Hisoso. The general meaning is as follows: “Xiaoyi~~I know you and Xiaoxingxing have children~~”

“Let me see the golden apple in the future~~ I will pay to see you~~”

Ilumi squinted, his thoughts turned.

With the protection of beating the enemy, he should have refused. But when he looked at the two children, the ghost replied: “Okay.”

For nothing else, he found something unusual about the twins.

When Yu Xingmi is at home, they behaved like angels; when Yu Xingmi is not at home, they become very active. Perhaps, through the threat of Hisoso…

Ilumi opened the door of convenience for Hisoso, not only accepted his money frankly, but also pushed him straight into the abyss.

When Hisoso saw the two children, his pupils shrank, the tiger’s body shook, and his body trembled, Ilumi knew it was time to unload the grievance and kill the donkey.

“Oh~~” Hisuo aria stretched the tone, suddenly raised his neck, and his Adam’s apple rolled, “This feeling! This kind of aptitude! This is a golden apple with perfect score!”

“Oh~~” He began to lick his lips frantically, “Under the big apple tree, I found you~~”

“Quick, grow up quickly!”

Hisuo can come to the door, which means that the Phantom Brigade can also.

The former does not do anything to immature apples and does not like to kill innocents, but the latter is different. The spiders are a group of heinous robbers. They were so miserable this time that they might retaliate.

He established a plastic “sisterhood” with Kulolo just to determine the spider’s movements. But there is no such thing as a thousand-day defense against thieves. Before a child has grown up, he needs to beat him aside.

Ilumi started to edit the text message: [Hello, Granny Alyssa. Me and Hoshi Yayoi have twins. It is just full moon. Would you like to come and see if it is convenient for you? I sent the airship that beat the enemy to pick you up. 】

Cat language tenth level translation: There is a kitten, and I need an experienced anti-wolf shoveling officer, so I decided it was you, Grandma Alyssa, who will never charge!

Sister Alessa replied passionately: [coming soon! 】

Ilumi edited the text message again and sent it to Kuroro: [My child with Xingmi was born, just after the full moon. If you don’t mind that Grandma Alyssa is there, you can take the brigade and take a look. 】

Cat language tenth level translation: Although the child is just full moon, but parents are not easy to provoke. The babysitter is Alyssa. If you dare to come, I will catch you to plant the land and harvest the crops.

Sure enough, Kurolow replied gently: [No need. 】

He didn’t want to see Ilumi’s “winner in life” face.

Putting away the phone, Ilumi sensed that Hisoso was overly excited and pours out his thoughts. He didn’t know what he thought of, and the key parts suddenly emitted a mosaic full of holy light: “Oh~~Let them kill me~~”

“Xiaoyi~~”

“You said, how about the script for me to kill you first, and then let them avenge my father?”

Ilumi:…

“Not very good.” Ilumi took out the needle, “If you have to fight to the death, I will not be merciful, Hisuo. What’s more, you rush to me, and you will not be able to escape Xingmi’s pursuit in the future. kill.”

“Although being chased will make me feel distressed, but I recently got a good thing to relieve my breath.” Hisuo took out his playing cards, “I tried it~~”

“After applying the plant synthetic fluid of ‘PDC-56’, even the ant king didn’t notice that I was nearby. It was a blind spot for the Dark Continent species~~”

Ilumi:…

To some extent, Hisoso is more confident than him.

The eldest master was about to do it, but saw the cradle bed swayed, and the two dolls that had just been full moon stood tremblingly. They babbled on the cradle, opening their arms for a hug.

Actually, stood up in a month?

Hisoso:…

Seeing no one answered, the dolls babbled on the edge of the bed, squirming their little butts that had copied diapers, and slowly moved them down. The same action, the same naive manner.

The picture was too cute, which caused the two to pervert and didn’t do it right away.

“Eh!” The girl’s saliva flowed down, and her little hand held the cradle bed.

“Yeah!” The boy waved his chubby hand and grabbed his trousers.

Xisuo narrowed his eyes: “Hehe, Xiaoyi, the children seem to think I am a father~~”

Ilumi: “…good luck, Hisoso.”

Hisoso: …?

In the next second, the boy babbled hard, and Hisuo’s entire trousers were “tipped” and torn.

Immediately afterwards, amidst the babble of the girl, the entire cradle bed flew up, hitting Hisso’s Holy Light with precise force and arc.

Hisoso: “Um!”

Heartache, is this the strength of the Dark Continent?

It’s too much. He doesn’t want to be a “lone test” hero at all. What kind of evil he has done is obviously a pervert, but he wants to live an ascetic life comparable to an ascetic monk.

“Yeah! Whoops!”

The girl Godzilla pinched Hisuo’s hair and threw him out of the window. With a loud bang, all the twins lost was a cradle bed, while Hisoso lost his thick hair ==

Ilumi:…

I have confirmed that the look in my eyes is the kind of Xing Mi and me.

…

At the time of the magical moment, Yu Xingmi returned home and saw Grandma Alyssa who hadn’t seen her for a long time. He also saw the twins lying on the sofa clingingly on the sofa holding their little feet.

Ilumi is cooking virtuously, but there seems to be something more in the house, and it seems that something is missing?

She exchanged greetings with Alessa, the dog sniffed carefully, and suddenly frowned: “Illumi, how can there be a savage man at home!”

Ilumi’s chopping hands were steady: “It’s Hisoso.”

Xing Mi’s nose is really getting more and more sensitive…

The young master curve to save the country: “Hisuo is very curious about the pregnancy stone, and he seems to want to have one too.” Then, he pointed to the box to the side, “Here is the cash he sent. I want to rent two pregnancy stones.”

Yu Xingmi:…

Hisoso, I didn’t expect even you? !

Ilumi said calmly: “Hisuo has been fatally beaten recently because his private life is too turbulent.” He euphemistically said that the wild man from the family can’t do anything, “but he is not sure whether he will regret having a baby, so he must first After leaving the cradle bed, careful consideration is needed.”

Yu Xingmi: “What does this have to do with the cradle bed?”

Ilumi said sincerely: “I can’t understand abnormal thinking either.”

Yu Xingmi:…

After all, she didn’t doubt it, and instead teased the child.

The twins are extremely well-behaved, so well-behaved that they accidentally kicked over the cushion of the sofa, revealing a pile of ninjas hidden by Ilumi.

Ilumi:…

Yu Xingmi:…

The author has something to say: PS: Ilumi: The book says that men in ordinary families hide their private money and cannot be discovered by their wives. Okay, let me hide it.

Yu Xingmi: …come out and get beaten.