Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 257

When the twins became “human”, the first voice they heard was the sound of Ilumi’s stick reading.

The obscure, repetitive machinery, converging into a series of intermittent data flow rushed into their minds, and it didn’t take long for their “memory” to burst.

The twins fell asleep and instinctively absorbed the nourishment of mind.

At this time, Ilumi would always close the storybook to stop prenatal education, and then awaken the sleepy Yu Xingmi, telling her: “Xingmi, I’m hungry, very hungry.”

“I want milk, beast meat, fruit cheesecake, honey chocolate.”

Yu Xingmi didn’t have the slightest grievance of being awakened, nor would he say “You should be strong and self-reliant” at all. She always wiped off her saliva and hurried to the kitchen to prepare food.

In her eyes, pregnancy is a big deal. Ilumiken sacrificed for her to this point, it doesn’t matter how spoiled!

As everyone knows, when the twins drew nourishment from the young master, he was really exhausted to the point that he couldn’t get up.

Ilumi was ready to explain the causes and consequences, thinking that Yu Xingmi would not be able to bear his “work” sooner or later, but unexpectedly, his lover did not give him any opportunity to explain.

She took care of him and cared him to an extent that he could not imagine.

The young master couldn’t say anything romantic. He felt that all he could do for her was just having a baby?

Ilumi touched his belly, ready to teach the next tire.

But at this moment, he did not expect that it was precisely because of his day-to-day chanting behavior that caused the twins to wake up and sleep, sleep and wake up, with minimal fetal movement and never disturbed.

At the same time, the greater the intake of twins, the more temperamental and vicious cycle.

The first threat that the twins felt was Yu Xingmi’s breath as he approached.

They don’t know the truth, they only know that when the other’s hand is on the “mother’s” belly, they should instinctively keep quiet. Whenever the source of breath appears nearby, you must be vigilant.

However, although the threat was there, it never made them feel too much discomfort.

Occasionally, there is an inexplicable peace of mind.

When they came out of the womb, the huge data stream from the outside came into their minds, and the foresighted twins slept face to face, sharing every source of information together.

Only then did they understand what is meant by “blood connection”.

Very subtle look and feel, beyond words to describe.

Just like when they opened their eyes for the first time, the whole world was indistinct, except that the appearance of the two people was exceptionally clear.

It is the instinct of every child to be close to their parents. Even if the mother’s breath is particularly terrifying, they know that she will never hurt them.

She was even extremely careful with how hard she hugged them.

Confirming that the environment is safe and sound, the twins live a daily routine of eating, sleeping, and eating.

With the awakening and evolution of the brain and the awakening and growth of physical strength, in just one month, they can crawl and walk like beasts on the dark continent.

If conditions permit, they will probably use their “weakness” to achieve the purpose of hunting. And this ferocious carnivorous nature is the animal code carved into their genes by the Dark Continent.

Once they give up the human side, they will become extremely terrifying things.

only–

“How are the children today? Did you make you angry?” Yu Xingmi poked the child’s belly with a finger, and the twins giggled very cooperatively.

“Listen to Dad, do you know?”

“Otherwise, beat you guys!”

The twins shed a naive saliva: “Eh yeah…”

Yes, life is always so difficult. It is obviously a higher species with IQ and force, but they just depend on selling cuteness to make a living.

Perhaps they would not dare to abandon their humanity in their entire lives. After all, no one could stand the iron fist of the Lord of the Mainland.

Fortunately, my mother has to go to school during the day and cannot pay attention to them all day. And father is a standard beating enemy, even if he knows their secrets, he will not betray them to his mother.

Such a daily routine is not bad.

After dealing with Grandma Alyssa during the day, when she goes to the cottage for a nap, they can climb off the cradle and play freely.

Dad Ilumi would pick up the financial newspaper carefully, and then pick up the dry machine to see the stock trend. In the end, seeing that the time is almost up, he will inform them: “Godzilla, Mothra, go to the bathroom and wash yourself.”

“Watch the water level, don’t drown.”

Oh, Granny Alyssa is going to wake up, and the big devil’s mother is going home too.

They quickly crawled into the bathroom to wash the fragrance, then asked their father to help wrap the diapers, and finally lay in the cradle bed to sleep very peacefully.

Grandma Alyssa grabbed the fruits and vegetables at the supermarket today’s special offer. She tactfully rejected Ilumi’s practice of cooking herself, and decided to do her own thing.

Until about 5:30 in the afternoon, the big devil’s mother stepped into the house…

The twins suddenly became sober and exchanged glances that both understood each other-it was time to show their real acting skills!

“Is Dabao behaved today?” Mother Yu Xingmi hugged her with a gentle face, “Well, it smells so good! Did Dad give you a bath?”

“I used milk shower gel, right? Hmm~~ Dabao is so good, he didn’t pee his pants yet!”

Sister Godzilla showed a toothless smile, waving her small arms and legs, and passed the daily checkup safely.

“Is Xiao Bao behaved today?” Yu Xingmi weighed the weight of his youngest son, as if weighing the weight of his piglet, “I didn’t pee my pants because my **** was dry!”

“Little Treasure is also very good~~”

The younger brother Mothra kicked his calf, showing the excitement that a naive one should have, and safely survived the claws of his mother.

After that, the mother would stuff a bottle in their mouths.

Yes, this is also a proposition. In order to show their harmlessness, they will make faint “meows” one after another to express their eagerness to eat and their anger for not being hugged.

After eating, it’s the most critical time.

Mothers often tease them with childish toys such as rattles. In order to show that they are a pure 24K gold baby, they not only have to giggle, but also drool, they have to reach out, or even can’t grasp it!

Even if you catch the toys, you must make sure not to damage them!

too difficult……

It’s really hard to be a human being.

Through ordinary daily life, the small body grows up like a balloon.

At the end of two months, they slowly learned to turn over in the reminder of their father Ilumi’s eyes, and won the applause of their mother: “Wow! My baby is so smart! He will turn over in two months!”

At the end of three months, after her mother Yu Xingmi consulted the doctor for information, she picked them up and repeatedly checked, and asked her soul: “The baby will have teeth in three months, isn’t it too fast?”

“Is there something wrong? Are you going to check it?”

They were shocked, and after an instant brain filled with their daily routine of bidding farewell to “ordinary children”, the big devil’s mother would sneer with her fists: [Hehe, what? Is it fun to lie to me? what! If I don’t kill you today, I won’t be the Lord of the Dark Continent! 】

Too, too terrible!

Fortunately, Dad Ilumi was very witty, and his tone was calm as usual: “It usually starts to grow teeth in three months when beating an enemy.”

Mom suddenly realized, and didn’t have any doubts at all.

Twins: …learned.

At six months, my mother decided to try to wean them.

Very well, they are not interested in milk powder for a long time, but in order to show their ordinaryness, they choose to cry and cry like ordinary children, hysterical!

Then, there is no more.

Mother was heartbroken, and put the bottle back into their mouths again, and said seriously to father: “Illumi, it’s just milk powder money. It’s not that we can’t afford the children, so what if we let them drink for a lifetime!”

“I can’t bear to cry too much, Ilumi!”

twin:……

Wait, wait, we don’t need to cry, mother!

Father patted mother on the back and comforted him: “Okay, I’ll listen to you.”

twin:……

The consequence of overdoing the show is to let them understand what it means “too much too much.” Slowly, IQ and experience improved together, and they truly became an “ordinary” child.

Dad said he was very pleased and rewarded him for touching his head.

During the day when their mother is away, their father will take them back to beat the enemy Hakka for initial training. I have to say that they prefer tossing electric shock instruments and torture tools to rattles and small toys.

Grandpa Xiba and Grandma Jiqiu loved them very much, but Er Baiji always avoided them and locked the door of the room.

Really, don’t they have any idea about the second uncle’s figure?

Dad told them: “When you grow up, you need to inherit the beating enemy and the Dark Continent. If necessary, you can also inherit the Hunter Association and participate in the future planning and direction of the human continent.”

“You must have absolute strength and extraordinary talents, don’t let me down, and don’t let down the capital your mother gave you.”

Twins: This is inevitable!

When my mother was at home in the evening, my father chose to sit and read the financial newspaper. At this time, my mother will give encouragement and education, and by the way instructed: “When you grow up, you must study hard and make progress every day.”

“Three-year-old kindergarten, six-year-old piano, and seven-year-old elementary school.”

“Graduated at the age of twelve and entered a junior high school, and then went to college for six consecutive years, and then went to graduate school for Ph…. You have to be up for it! Babies, how about being a scientist in the future?”

“No, it’s time for a blind date in your twenties.”

twin:……

It’s an exceptionally simple and true future plan ==

Time flies, and they have grown to three years old at once, and they have reached the age of going to kindergarten.

And until they were three years old, they were still called Godzilla and Mothra, and their parents seemed to have forgotten to give them a name.

In fact, this is nothing, except that the name can be used to comfort them, they are completely “ordinary people”.

On the first day of kindergarten, father and mother sent off each other in love. Every day after that, they stopped seeing their parents.

Oh, the two went to spend a belated honeymoon.

Godzilla: “I hope they have another child. With a new child to share the attention, we will be relatively free.”

Mothra: “Uncle Hisso is a good fighting freak. I plan to go out with him.”

Godzilla: “…Will you twist your waist and step on high heels like Hiso after you come back?”

Mothra: “No, that’s not ordinary at all.”

In the second month after my parents traveled around the world, the twins had already become acquainted with Hisoso.

They found that Hisso, this man, is difficult to define with simple good and evil. He does things purely according to his own preferences, and sometimes he deserves to die headstrong.

Hisuo took great care of them, as if raising precious fruits. However, he never refused their challenge, and every move in the counterattack was wrapped in murderous intent.

Under his hands, they grew rapidly.

Occasionally, Hiso’s “psychiatric” attack will really kill them. Thanks to the dual system blessings of the Dark Continent and the beating of enemies, they will never die, but Hisoso will be seriously injured.

Hiso will become extremely quiet after a serious injury. He will lie down on the big bed to watch the show of supermodels, especially the show of international supermodel Quilia.

“This is my ex-girlfriend~~” they heard him say.

The twins looked at the big screen in a blink of an eye, and saw that the camera followed Quelia into the background, and was blocked by Xiao Yapuf’s flower wings.

The Moth took a shawl and put it on Quilia, and kissed her intimately: “Thank you.”

The twins turned their heads with the same eye-opening eyes, um, everything is said without saying.

However, Hiso is Hiso after all. He said with excitement: “The ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend looks very delicious~~I fell in love with him~~”

“Oh~~I want to prepare a special plane to meet him~~”

twin:……

Regarding the degree of perversion, they have never served anyone in their short three-year life, except Hiso ==

Hiso went to see Xiao Yapuf, probably because the fight was particularly fierce. After returning, he lay down for ten and a half days, and Xiao Yapuf also broke a pair of wings.

After this time, Quelia made her love affair public in the media, and all entanglements between her and Hisoso ended.

The emotions in the grown-up world are so complicated that twins can’t understand no matter how smart they are.

They only knew that his injury was good, they went to spend a lot of time, toast to a stack of poker in the middle of the night, and said: “It’s a pity~~”

What a pity, what a pity, no one knows, maybe it can’t be said.

Hiso’s mind can’t guess, he will be slaughtered if he guesses right, and he will be slaughtered if he fails to guess.

At the end of their parents’ honeymoon, the twins received their father’s notice of wedding preparations. They set up preparations with the entire beating the enemy Hakka, and started framing and decorating according to the instructions given by their father.

The wedding dress was personally selected by my father, while the bridesmaid’s dress was sponsored by Sisuo’s friendship.

On the wedding day, when layers of petals fell from the sky, when they saw the most beautiful mother dragging her skirt forward, they occasionally looked up following the familiar smell, and they saw Hisoso standing on the high bell tower, wearing A flaming red suit to the extreme, toasting to them.

Dad nodded at him, followed his gaze and turned to his side—

At that time, my mother was hugging Quilia and Camilla with the brightest smile on her face.

“Quelia, when do you plan to get married?”

“It’s coming, it’s coming! Really!”

Xiao Yapf took Quelia away and gave the wide red carpet to the newcomer.

The twins were touched inexplicably, holding a weird tacit understanding and all raised their heads to look at the clock tower, and saw Hisuo’s mouth twitching, suddenly flipping a glass of red wine and falling down.

The red liquid dripped on his shoes, and he shook his empty glass at them with a smile.

After a while, he walked down the clock tower and started looking for the beauties to spend with tonight ==

The grand wedding was over, and the twins resumed their normal routines again. They grew up slowly, became strong as their father expected, and lived as ordinary people as their mother expected.

Low-key, well-behaved and smart.

Erbo Miji and Camilla got married. They went to Kajin to start a business. It is said that they wanted to revive their personal life insurance company?

Quilia and Xiao Yapu were married, and half of the world’s fashion circles came that day, and the wedding was very grand.

Year after year, they began to learn the precautions for the migration of foreign populations and species into the human continent in accordance with their father’s instructions…

It is said that the demigod “Fate One” is going to settle in the human continent, and they have to prepare matters two years earlier.

On the surface, they are doing their homework seriously; underneath, they are taking notes frantically.

Occasionally, the twins will also hear their parents chatting about the old husband and wife daily–

“It’s almost ten years. Hiso really doesn’t plan to get married?” Mom whispered the cream and muttered, “Although I have no intention of interfering in other people’s private lives, I actually feel a bit pity.”

She sighed: “With a child, the entire group of spiders disappeared. I hope Hisoso can also live a little more peacefully.”

In a flash of ten years, the grievances of his youth have long since let go.

Yu Xingmi, who has a happy family and a happy life, has lived to a realm that hopes that everyone in the world can be treated tenderly by the world.

“Hisuo won’t get married.” Dad shook the newspaper, his black cat’s eyes were full of clarity, “He is a very ego and proud person, because he hates going back, so he personally sealed all his escape. NS.”

Mother: “Ah, what do you mean?”

“It’s nothing.” Dad said calmly, “We don’t understand abnormal thinking.” Hisuo was nothing more than that, and nothing was better than before.

twin:……

Seems to understand something?

So, is it, that is to say–

The twins’ eyes suddenly frightened: God! Hiso wouldn’t be the mother who fell in love with them, right? !

Hard, no wonder!

It’s no wonder that Hisuo takes special care of them, no wonder Hiso wants to raise a glass to his mother on the clock tower, no wonder Hiso has never been married! Turns out, does Hiso like her mother?

No, it’s not right, it’s possible to fall in love with Dad…

Ilumi’s eyes sharpened: “Xingmi, I forgot to tell you.”

“Eh?”

“The children broke your cosmetics before you came back.” Ilumi turned his head, “Do you want to beat the children? You help me hold them down, I’ll come.”

Yu Xingmi put down the butter and picked up the rolling pin!

twin:……