Every Day I Sleep, My Soul Goes Out of My Body - Chapter 34
Weasel’s fart not only smells bad, but also has a paralyzing effect. It can be called a biochemical weapon. The super buff that does not expel the negative effect can’t stand it.
Xi Baichen endured it, but finally couldn’t hold it back. When he was about to grab the door and flee, the rice grain first covered his face and jumped out of the window “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”.
The room was filled with an indescribable smell, which lasted for a long time. Even if the doors and windows were opened and the medicine was disinfected, all the sheets, bedding and curtains inside were cleaned again, and no one could live in it for a day or two. That’s right, the fart of the weasel is so powerful.
The rice grains rushed all the way to the river, jumped down with a puff, and rolled to wash away the smell on their body. Thirty or forty minutes later, she walked back with her head down, her body wet, her ears hanging on the sides, and she looked pitiful.
Xi Baichen looked funny, wrapped her in a bath towel, and said lightly: “My bedroom is temporarily unavailable, you have to be responsible.”
[I will help you clean up another room. 】The grain of rice sits on his lap.
“What are you doing with a face in mourning?” Xi Baichen said with a rare comfort, “Who hasn’t farted yet?”
Is that fart she put? It’s obviously poisonous gas! The rice grain’s expression became darker.
“Didn’t you say you want to buy me a mobile phone?” In order to divert her attention, Xi Baichen carried her to the courtyard and pushed the open notebook in front of her, “You help me pick it.”
Rice grain sits in his arms, staring at the computer screen intently, and his two paws are drawn in a pattern.
Xi Baichen continued to wipe her hair, his eyes were tender and intimacy that he didn’t even notice.
[How about this silver gray one? ] Mi Li pointed to the phone picture on the screen and asked.
Bai Chen glanced at it: “Not bad.”
[Then this one. 】The selected rice grains are big brands with good online reputation, and the quality is relatively guaranteed.
In addition to the mobile phone, Mi Li also bought a mobile phone card, the number is only two digits apart from Bai Chen’s original number.
After doing this, Mi Li suddenly remembered something and asked: [By the way, how about those donkey friends? 】
“They rushed to eat dinner the morning before yesterday, but when you were away, they left disappointed that afternoon.” Xi Baichen narrated calmly, using two emotional expressions of “excited” and “disappointed” in the sentence. The words indicate how traumatic her leaving caused to others.
The rice grains leaned on his chest lazily, and did not understand what he meant: [I followed their Weibo, and I can contact them often in the future. 】
“It’s just a few strangers, what can I contact?” Xi Baichen snorted coldly.
[I make friends all over the world, unlike you who have no friends. 】
“Haha. I don’t have many friends, but my fans are all over the world, and they can form a legion with a wave of hands. Little evildoer, I don’t know anything about my influence.”
【Ha ha. Although your “Xida” name is very resounding, your “rainbow fart” vest is not too good. If I reveal the news that the big analysis is rainbow fart, do you think your fans will fight back together? 】
Bai Chen dismissed it: “You can give it a try.”
【you sure? Rice grain looked at him suspiciously, not believing that this man didn’t cherish his reputation at all.
Xi Bai Chen made a gesture of inviting convenience.
Mi Li opened his Weibo. After hesitating for a long time, he still didn’t feel embarrassed to expose his waistcoat. Finally, he thought of a compromise. In the name of Analyze, Amway published the novel of Rainbow Fart.
As soon as this Weibo was posted, it immediately attracted a lot of attention.
[Fuck, analyze the big corpse! 】
[Finally, I saw an unofficial Weibo posted by Xida in my lifetime. 】
[Where is this rainbow fart so sacred? He could even let Xi Da call for him. 】
[The novel recommended by Xida is absolutely guaranteed, eat this Amway! 】
[Eat this Amway! 】
[Eat this Amway! 】
…
Fans flooded into the column of Rainbow Fart, which also included many directors, screenwriters and stars.
Then, they were all shocked by the title of the column. “Quick, ZZ! “, “The Two Destructive Life of the Best”, “The First to Break My Heart”, “The Donor Mo Fang”, “The Spicy Wife and the Hero”…
What the **** is this? ? ?
No, maybe it’s just the ridiculous title, maybe the story is particularly good-looking.
Holding the last minute expectation, everyone bravely opened a novel with a big rainbow fart.
ten minutes later.
[Fogweed! What am I looking at? ? ? 】
[Ahhhh, my titanium dog eyes! 】
[Ma Ma asked me why I threw the keyboard angrily and cried and made me like a snake disease? 】
[Spicy chicken novels, ruin my youth! 】
[Why should I be cheap? ! 】
[Seriously suspect that Big Analysis has been hacked, how could he get a little white paper like Amway? 】
【Suspect 1】
[I think back then, I only watched suspenseful texts that burned my brain, but today, I actually read a dog-blooded text with gusto…]
[IQ lost, I can’t come back again, the big analysis of Amway is simply poisonous! 】
[Analyze, feel very happy about Pi? 】
[I always felt that the fruits of every author’s work should be respected, but today, I was beaten. Rainbow fart is big, your novel succeeded in allowing me to evolve into a grumpy spray, or the kind of low-level spray that directly attacked by ginseng. Great, please allow me to take the liberty to greet you and your family. 】
Let’s look at the comments on the big Weibo: “Blow my great god”, “When will the great **** open a new article”, “Can the publishing of the new article give priority to our publishing house”, “Can I reserve the film and television copyright of the next article?” , “Kneel to the great **** to open a signing meeting, I will always wait”, “great god, your text makes me deeply touched, every character is so vivid”, and so on.
The analysis of the writing is sharp and the structure is rigorous. Every novel is very secure. Over the past few years, a group of mature and insightful readers have been fostered. Now, under the “Amway of Analysis”, I suddenly see this. One can imagine the impact of a dog-blooded newspaper article with completely different styles and fragmented perspectives.
[Hahahaha…] The rice grains laughed and their fur trembled.
Xi Baichen covered her with his hands to prevent her from rolling off her legs.
Now I just let them read the novel of Rainbow Fart. If we let them know that Rainbow Fart and Xida are the same person, their worldview is probably going to blow up completely.
Mi Li feels that it is better to be kind, and continue to let their Xida live in their hearts with a magnificent image.
After reading the comments, Mi Li was in a particularly bright mood.
She jumped off Xi Baichen’s legs and said to Xi Baichen: [I’ll clean up the room for you, and you can buy some baskets of Yan dates for me. 】
Before he could respond, the rice grains ran away in a swish.
Xi Bai Chen sighed helplessly, got up and went to the old farmhouse to buy Yan Jujube.
The side sleeper has been cleaned, so it is not difficult to organize it.
Ten minutes later, Xi Baichen walked back with the donkey, carrying two baskets of Yanzao on his back.
The rice grains have also been cleaned up on the side. Although the layout is a bit simple, it will still be okay in two days. As for the master bedroom full of poisonous gas, she plans to come and clean it next time.
[My Yan Jujube~~] The rice grains are thrown into the basket, and a Yan jujube is picked up and ready to be eaten.
Analyzing Bai Chen’s eyes and hands quickly grabbed it: “You can only eat after washing.”
After speaking, he walked into the kitchen with a few Yan dates, and when he came out again, he saw a weasel sleeping on the basket. He lifted his foot, kicked the basket, the weasel bounced up suddenly, and saw a person standing beside him, his fur exploded with fright, and then fled in a hurry.
Xi Baichen looked at the direction of the weasel’s disappearance, his facial expression stuffed Yanzao into his mouth, and took a heavy bite.
Of the two baskets originally placed in the yard, only one remained at this time.
The rice grains woke up in a fruity fragrance, and I opened my eyes to find that I was lying on the bed, dozens of Yan Jujube scattered randomly around me, and there was a bamboo basket lying down on the ground.
She wore it back again, and brought back a basket of Yan Jujube.
The rice grains got up from the bed and picked up the scattered Yan Jujubes one by one in the bamboo basket, a total of fifty-three.
After shopping online across time and space, she once again brought things from that world. She used to bring things there. Does this mean that she is more closely connected with that world?