Ex True God In Animeverse - Chapter 96 Love at First Sigh

[later]

After Xiao Qiangwei placed his beer barrels in his room, he just walked around the eastern district since he did have nothing to do, and while he was walking towards the town, he met with Izayoi, Asuka and Yu, who were over Deen.

Xiao Qiangwei: Hey guys, Deen. What’s up?

Everyone: Oh, hey Wei/Deen.(for those not informated, Deen just says deen, like a pokemon)

Izayoi: I heard a really big burp before, was it you?

Xiao Qiangwei: I won a competition about who would drink more beer, and I am called now the Beer God Emperor.

Yu/Asuka: Eh?

Izayoi: HAHAHAHAHA! I seriously don’t know what I would do without you, pal.

Xiao Qiangwei: don’t worry, I know what I can do without you.

Izayoi: It hurts… Right here…

then he pointed at his heart while doing an hurt expression.

Xiao Qiangwei: …Don’t tell me you are gay?

Yu/Asuka: Pff…. Hahahahaha!

Izayoi: nope, I am 100% straight.

Xiao Qiangwei: I hope so, I don’t want to be your target, I may like polygamy even if I am already married, I may have some gay friends, but I don’t want to be gay myself.

Izayoi: Heh, well then, do you want to go with us at Thousand Eyes?

Xiao Qiangwei: why not? I will follow you from the air.

Then he started floating and flew beside Deen while they were standing over him.

[later]

Right now the group of four were walking because they couldn’t take Deen with them in the town, and found the shop.

Clerk: …You people again.

Izayoi: Speaking of which, aren’t you always sweeping the floor? You never get tired of it don’t you?

Clerk: Hmph. Only people who are spoilt will say things like ‘I’m tired of these tasks’. Moreover, though I may be a new member, I’m still responsible for looking after this 2105380 Outer Gate’s branch shop.

I’m only doing a strict choosing of my customers while baring those that may try to enter by force for only the rich hold the privilege to enter this shop! It’s not like I’m always sweeping leaves every day!

Xiao Qiangwei: So…. How much time did you need to prepare that speech?

the clerk’s shoulder dropped and said.

Clerk: …2 weeks…

Xiao Qiangwei nodded then tried to sense what was happening inside, and had a frown when he seen Shiroyasha jumping around Kuro Usagi and another girl he didn’t knew while changing their clothes.

Xiao Qiangwei: What the hell? Well, we will find out fast… *Whistles*

Shiroyasha stopped doing whatever she was doing and yelled from the shop.

Shiroyasha: Oh you guys came here, come inside.

Clerk: *Sigh*… Please go in. Welcome.

Then the group walked inside and were going towards Shiroyasha’s room until they heard.

Kuro Usagi: S-S-Stop it Shiroyasha-sama!! Haven’t Kuro Usagi say that she’s an aristocrat of Little Garden?! In regards to the upkeep of appearances, Kuro Usagi will not agree to weak these sort of clothes!!!

?: J-Just as Kuro Usagi said! I’m a goddess as pure as the white snow, ….I …I will not agree to appear before others in that sort of disgraceful appearance too…!

Shiroyasha: Guhuhuu… how pure and innocent maidens you are. But because you two are so pure and innocent, it makes me want to corrupt you two even more, especially for being high class flowers!

Along with those delicious and ripe, plump bodies, everyone would want to do some ***** which will cause ***** things to do ***** and cause us to make such clothes so you can do various ***** moves. That’s right! Just like what I’m doing now!

Xiao Qiangwei was at loss of words from what was happening inside.

Xiao Qiangwei: ‘…What?’

?/Kuro Usagi: SHUT UP YOU PERVERTED GOD!

Right at that moment, a flash of lightning and a beam of water pierced Shiroyasha’s door and coincidentally were going towards the group, Xiao Qiangwei just snapped his fingers and the attacks were frozen in pure white ice.

But he didn’t see Shiroyasha who was flying towards his head, some instants later their foreheads connected to each other, Xiao Qiangwei wasn’t hurt but Shiroyasha was rolling in the ground while covering her forehead in pain.

Kuro Usagi: Eh? This ice… Qiangwei, are you there?

Xiao Qiangwei turned towards Kuro Usagi and the mysterious person, and found them in incredibly short kimonos with garter-belts

Xiao Qiangwei: …What the fuck is happening?

Kuro Usagi just seen him looking at her with a strange expression and blushed from embarassment, and trying to cover even more her body.

Meanwhile the other woman turned towards him and froze there, she had black glossy hair glowing serpentine orage eyes, and blue horns, she was looking at his face with stupor. Then she muttered.

Shirayuki: …Marry me….

Xiao Qiangwei was concentrated on what was happening so he didn’t heard her.

Xiao Qiangwei: What?

Kuro Usagi was surprised from what she said and asked

Kuro Usagi: What?

Shirayuki just noticed what she said and blushed before saying

Shirayuki: What?

Xiao Qiangwei shrugged while Kuro Usagi was thinking something wrong was with her ears now, so she stopped caring about that, Shirayuki sighed in relief and asked.

Shirayuki: Who are you?

Xiao Qiangwei: My surname is Xiao and my name is Qiangwei, I am part of the No Name Community, I would like to ask for the lady’s name.

Shirayuki: E-Eh? I am Shirayuki-hime, the Water God from the Edge of the World, and right now I am the servant of that guy over there. ‘This guy is really educated… I wonder if he has someone…’

She pointed to Izayoi, Xiao Qiangwei turned and found him annoying Kuro Usagi for her new outfit.

Xiao Qiangwei: Hey Izayoi, I didn’t take you for someone who would want to have servants.

Izayoi: I didn’t take you for someone with 8 or 9 Divinity too when I first met you, we have our things like you have yours.

Shirayuki: He has what?!

Xiao Qiangwei: Like he said, I have 9 different Divinities from different Gods.

While Shirayuki was shocked from what Xiao Qiangwei had, Kuro Usagi had enough of Izayoi and used her paper fan against his head.