Extreme Ice Immortal - Chapter 2 The Xia World

Song Yu had to calm himself down. From what Little Bird had told him he somehow got reincarnated into an embryo inside some random women? This was very difficult for Song Yu to mentally handle, “Little Bird, how can I go from leading the world with my scientific brilliance to not even being born? Life seems to punish those who are too amazing…” said Song Yu.

While Song Yu was basking in melancholy, Little Bird said, “Master according to my data base you never lead the world with your scientific brilliance. Actually you never had any major accomplishments. Master please do not lie to Little Bird.”

Cough cough, Song Yu cleared his throat and put on a metaphorically straight face(since he does not have one), “Actually Little Bird, I am not lying to you… it is just that your data base was not updated recently before the download to my brain so you do not have the latest data of my accomplishments hehe… Anyway I do not like to brag so lets talk about something else.. Little Bird can you constantly scan the outside world? I want to know what sort of world I, Song Yu will be born into.”

Since Song Yu was already stuck in this situation he decided that the best course of action would be to learn all he could about the outside world. He knew that a few months from now he would be born into this new world and any information could help him.

Little Bird responded in her cute voice, “Master I will continue to scan the outside. However, Master your body is too weak right now to house your soul so I would recommend that you sleep for an extended period of time or you will die hehe. Do not worry Master, Little Bird is on the mission! she will not let you down!” Hearing what Little Bird said, Song Yu realized that he was very tired.

As he was falling asleep Song Yu was struck with a thought, “Why Does this A.I. chip feel like it is becoming more and more sentient? hmm never mind better to sleep first.” and with that he fell asleep.

2 months Later

Song Yu’s soul awoke from its slumber. He was shocked because before he was just a little embryo but now he was a little baby, albeit still in his mothers womb. For Song Yu this was great because he finally could somewhat move his tiny arms and legs.

Song Yu immediately said, “Little Bird please inform me of all the information that you have discovered over the past two months.”

Even though the past two months to Song Yu felt like a blink of an eye he was still impatient to hear what his future world would be like. He was feeling nervous and excited as Little Bird said, “O Master you are awake you are so cute now! Look at those tiny arms and legs hehe”

Song Yu felt angry and slightly embarrassed so he snapped and said, “Little Bird, Stupid little Bird! How can I, the great Song Yu be cute?! I am handsome and suave damnit! Now tell me the information.”

Song Yu could not understand where he went wrong to have created such a abomination… Little bird’s cute voice sounded extremely hurt and sad as she said, “Sniff Sniff, Master hates Little Bird Sniff Sniff. Little Bird will tell master the information. I just hope master will not be mean to Little Bird anymore.”

Song Yu wished he had hair so that he could rip it out of his skull. “Little Bird please just share the information. I will never yell at Little Bird again.” This was a struggle for Song Yu because he in his past life never would have been so kind to a child. In his opinion children are snotty and gross. Would the great Song Yu get his precious hands dirty? No he would rather have his brain explode from an errant experiment…

Anyways, Little Bird responded, “Master, Little Bird forgives you hehe. During the two months that you were sleeping a lot of interesting things have happened. Even Little Bird was shocked about how amazing this new world is. First of all this world is called the Xia World by its’ natives. It is about ten times bigger than earth. One interesting fact that Little Bird found amazing is that the average lifespan on this planet is 200 years old! The people on this planet practice cultivation. Little Bird has figured out that these people use their bodies to absorb special particles in the air to increase strength and lifespan. There seems to be many different races besides humans as well but I am not too sure on the details. The world is ruled not by governments but by cultivation sects. According to the sect classifications there are five grades for the sects with one being the strongest while five being the weakest sect. Your mother is currently in a class four sect called the Ice Jade Sect. The sect is broken up into Outer, Inner, and Core disciples with Core being the strongest while outer being the weakest. Actually there is also a position above Core disciple which is The Ice Jade Saintess. Only the strongest of all the disciples can have that position. The best part is that your mom is actually the Ice Jade Saintess! However, because she got pregnant and she will not tell who the father is she is now locked up in house arrest. The only bad news I have for you is that Ice Jade Sect is an all women sect so when you are born hehehe….”

With so much information being sent at Song Yu it took him a while to process what Little Bird said. Song Yu thought to himself, “I am in a world of cultivation?! This is just like those stupid novels those losers used to read. I of course never read them cough cough… Immortals, different races, sects, this is just too much! and wait what is gonna happen to me when Im born!?!”

Song Yu started to feel some what nervous, “They won’t kill me right?” Song Yu asked Little Bird. Little Bird in her delicate little voice said, “Well you are a boy and according to the records of the Ice Jade Sect they have never had a boy disciple. Luckily, your mom is the Saintess so you have that going for you. My simulation that I ran has a 90% chance of you being given away, a 5% chance that you and your mother are kicked out of the sect together, a 4% of you being killed, and lastly a 1% of you joining the sect. So your odds are good that you probably will not die hehe.”

Honestly Song Yu did not feel much better with those odds. How could Song Yu who was the great scientist on earth…cough be comfortable with a 4% chance of dying with nothing he can do to stop it.

Song Yu put on a “My life can’t get any worse face” and said, “The heavens hate those who are too brilliant sigh. Little Bird can you tell me more about my future mom?”

Song Yu was curious about this women since she would be taking care of him and all. Little Bird replied, “Your mothers name is Song Li. She is currently around thirty years old which is still very young in this world. She was taken in by this sect when she three years old and showed amazing talent. She was suspected to have a special constitution so that was why she was taken in by the sect. Once in the sect she showed amazing talent and soon was named the Ice Jade Saintess after surpassing those in her generation in the sect. Finally she went out for a mission three years ago and eventually came back pregnant with you hehe.”

Song Yu was pretty surprised. He could not help but feel that his mom is pretty awesome. I am not sure If I am more lucky to have a mom like her or if she is super lucky to have the great Song Yu as her future son(smug look).

Song Yu also had another thought so he asked Little Bird, “What’s up with cultivation in this world? How does that work and how strong is my mom?”

Little Bird said, “Cultivation in this world begins by having cultivation manuals that allow you to absorb the special particles into your body. Some manuals are better than others but it mostly depends on your body constitution on how fast you can absorb the particles. These particles are called heavenly energy by the planets natives. So far I know that there are three different cultivation realms on the path towards immortality. The first realm is called Dao Body Creation. This realm is broken into five levels. They are Dao Skin, Dao Muscles, Dao Bones, Dao Blood, Dao Spirit. These realms can be further broken down but we can skip that for now. The second realm in cultivation is Dao Seed Creation. This realm has three levels being Dantian Opening, Seed Planting, Seed Growth. The last realm is called Birth of the Dao, but not much information is available about it because only the sect Grand Elders may be at this level. As for your mom she is in the Dao Seed Creation realm at the first level Dantian Opening. She can fly in the sky and lift a mountain hehe.”

As Song Yu heard all this information about cultivation he could not help but become more excited by the minute. He could imagine himself floating in front of a group of people praising him as their god…

“Master remember even a weakling can kill you with a snap of their fingers right now hehe” Said Little Bird.

Song Yu could not help but feel a little pissed that he got interrupted from his amazing future but Little Bird did make a good point.

“Little Bird is there some way for me to practice cultivation right now instead of waiting here to be born?” Said Song Yu. He did not want to waste anytime. It was not like he was getting any younger he was almost zero years old he had no time to lose!

Little Bird did not respond right away like usual, but instead took a few moment before saying, “Master actually you could start practicing right now only you need a cultivation manual. Luckily, Little Bird was able to see the cultivation manual that your mother practices, The Pure Ice Jade manual. However, only women can practice it hehe.”

As Little Bird was talking Song Yu could not help but get his hopes up because he could imagine how much of an advantage he would have from practicing before he was born, however with Little Birds’ last sentence his hopes went up in flames.

Long Yu said, “Stupid bird, Dumb Little Bird how could you play with my feeling like that?!” Long Yu was actually really pissed. What kind of A.I. is this stupid thing.

Little Bird in her cute little voice replied, “Master do not yell at Little Bird. You did not let Little Bird finish her sentence. You can not practice your mothers technique because only girls can practice it, but Little Bird can alter it into a boys version for you. Do you trust Little Bird? hehe”

Song Yu could not help but flinch a little when he heard Little Birds last sentence. Does he trust this wacky A.I.? Whatever, what’s the worst thing that can happen…

“Little Bird, Go ahead and alter the technique! It is time for I, the great Song Yu to grasp this world between my super mainly fingers!” Song Yu said aloud.

Almost inaudibly, not even loud enough for Song Yu to hear, Little Bird said, “About those manly fingers… hehe”