Fantasy Farm - Chapter 43

Zhu Miaomiao has always been an activist. He said that he was going to do it and immediately moved his hands. He pours out the water from Lu Qingsau’s well and pours it into a bottle and sends it back to his colleague, telling him to wash his hair with this water first. If the effect is not obvious, drink it again. Colleagues said yes.

Lu Qingjiu asked when Zhu Miaomiao would go back. Zhu Miaomiao replied that she was not in a hurry. It would not be too late for her to return to the company after her colleague gave the news.

About two days later, the colleague who received the courier called Zhu Miaomiao.

At that time, Zhu Miaomiao was helping Lu Qingjiu to feed the pigs. I have to say that even the pigs in Lu Qingjiu’s family are healthier than many people. They are all fresh vegetables and feed stewed with meat. Zhu Miaomiao sniffed this. I really want to taste two if I’m not already full.

When the colleague called, Zhu Miaomiao directly pressed the speakerphone. Before she could speak, she heard the person on the other end of the phone yell excitedly: “Miaomiao, Miaomiao, you are my second-born parent! “

Zhu Miaomiao said: “What?”

The colleague said: “I have long hair, I have long hair!!!” He yelled, and his trembling voice made people hear his excitement even from a remote phone.

Lu Qingjiu was feeding Xiaohua and the others, but he stopped when he heard the sound.

“Calm down and speak slowly.” Zhu Miaomiao was hurt by his yelling forehead.

The colleague said: “Do you want to see who I am now!”

Zhu Miaomiao said: “Video? Okay.”

Then the colleague sent a video invitation, Zhu Miaomiao took it, she was stunned as soon as she took it, and saw that the colleague with the original Mediterranean hairstyle was wearing a ponytail, and he threw his face in front of the phone camera with excitement, showing proudly. Holding her hair: “Is I beautiful, do you look good?”

Lu Qingjiu: “…” It’s really exciting for a man with a beer belly to ask this question.

Zhu Miaomiao’s reaction was similar to Lu Qingjiu’s, and her expression was distorted for a moment, but she had a good relationship with this colleague, so she cursed neatly: “Beautiful shit, why don’t you have such a hairstyle, can’t you go to the barber shop to cut it? “

The colleague said angrily: “Just kidding, did you let me cut the hair that grew out of me? You are killing me.”

Zhu Miaomiao: “…” She couldn’t refute it.

The colleague walked around in front of the video and described in detail the specific process of his long hair. In fact, it’s quite simple. I probably received the bottle of water that Zhu Miaomiao sent him. Then, as Zhu Miaomiao said, after bathing and changing clothes, I wiped the bottle of water on my head. After the application, there was no effect at the time. When he woke up, he found that there was an extra black and beautiful hair on his head.

Zhu Miaomiao listened to the description of his colleague, thinking: “Then you can give the remaining water to others and try, I want to see if there is any effect on other people.”

“Okay.” The colleague said, “I will give Xiao Huang a try tomorrow, hey, where are you now?”

Zhu Miaomiao said, “I’m playing outside, and I will go back in two days.”

The colleague nodded, and Zhu Miaomiao asked him to give her feedback on the effect of using the water for other colleagues, and then hung up the phone.

“It’s great, I didn’t expect the effect of well water to be so good.” Zhu Miaomiao was very surprised, and geared up in front of Lu Qingjiu. “I have seen a way to make money beckoning to you.”

Lu Qingjiu smiled and said, “Why don’t you help me get the Taobao shop, and I will divide it for you.”

Zhu Miaomiao understands Lu Qingjiu’s meaning, she just wants to take her to make money together, but she still refuses. After all, at first she came up with this thing because she wanted to make Lu Qingjiu’s life a little more generous. Lu Qingjiu’s family opened so many mouths waiting for dinner. Well, she said, “No, you should get it yourself. This water is different from other things and does not require any transportation. You can find a courier company to cooperate, but you must remember to pack the water.”

Lu Qingjiu said: “What is the packaging?”

Zhu Miaomiao said: “The higher the grade, the better, and each bottle of water can’t be used too much. It’s best to be used by one person. I think about it, let me design a bottle for you?”

Lu Qingjiu smiled and said, “Then I have to pay you a salary.”

Zhu Miaomiao laughed.

In the company, the two people are not doing the same thing. Lu Qingjiu is responsible for the operation, and Zhu Miaomiao is for the design. Of course, although the work content is different, the hair loss is still the same. After all, as long as the counterparty is not satisfied, they have to rework. Redoing, working overtime until 11 or 12 is the norm.

Just do it, Zhu Miaomiao took out his iPad and started designing drawings. He also planned to go to the glass factory in the city with Lu Qingjiu to talk about making bottles tomorrow.

In order to treat Zhu Miaomiao, Lu Qingjiu cooked a big meal. He asked Baiyue Fox to kill a fighting chicken in the yard and then took out the beef from the refrigerator to thaw.

There are one rooster and nine hens in the fighting chicken. The hen lays an egg every day. The eggs are much larger than those usually seen by Lu Qingjiu, and most importantly, there are almost double-yolk eggs inside. The color of the egg yolk is very good, it is beautiful and bright yellow. The scrambled eggs or tomato egg soup made with this kind of egg is also very delicious, which is completely incomparable with ordinary eggs.

Of course, the taste of eggs is good, and the taste of chicken is certainly not bad.

Lu Qingjiu stewed the mushrooms and chicken that had been picked and dried from the mountain before. Before they were cooked, the whole room exuded the rich and attractive aroma of chicken soup.

The fox likes chicken the most. The little fox squatted at the door of the kitchen drooling and looked at the stove. Lu Qingjiu looked funny, but the most funny thing was the rainman riding on the fox’s neck. Concubine, she now uses the fox’s fur as her nest, she shrank inside and looked out her head. Lu Qingjiu knew that she should be hungry like this, so she went to get a candy and stuffed it into her arms. After she took it He carefully hugged and disappeared into the little fox’s fur.

I fed the little fox a piece of chicken to relieve his greed. Lu Qingjiu made beef stew with potatoes and pickled beef shreds. I still thought that when I went to town tomorrow, I remember to buy two kimchi jars. It was cool today, which is suitable for making kimchi. If the weather is too hot, the jars will easily bloom.

The chicken soup is as delicious as Lu Qingjiu imagined, but this time the stew is a little bit less, and everyone has not enjoyed it, but Lu Qingjiu plans to take out a few eggs to let them hatch the chickens, and then kill two more Eat it.

“It’s cruel.” Zhu Miaomiao said after listening, “Can you send me one after the slaughter?”

Lu Qingjiu: “…” You are really fickle.

At night, Baiyue Fox went out and asked Lu Qingjiu if he wanted to drink milk when he returned.

Lu Qingjiu heard it inexplicably: “Why are you suddenly mentioning milk?” But Baiyuehu’s remark reminded Lu Qingjiu that they could indeed buy a cow to come back for milking. Although you can buy milk in boxes in the town, there is no freshly squeezed milk.

“My friend gave me a cow.” Bai Yuehu said astonishingly, “I will bring it back if you want it.”

Lu Qingjiu looked at Baiyue Fox suspiciously after hearing the words: “Is it really a cow, isn’t it another animal?”

The white moon fox was silent for a moment: “Anyway, milk is about the same as milk.

Lu Qingjiu was amused by Baiyuehu’s words. He nodded and said, “Okay, there is a shortage of cows in the family. It’s okay to raise them, but that thing also eats grass like cows?”

Baiyuehu said: “Just feed it grass.” The meaning of these words obviously means that the thing can be used to eat grass, so that Lu Qingjiu doesn’t have to worry too much.

The next day, Baiyue Fox brought back a strange looking cow from outside the door as he said. The cow was black all over, but there was only one huge eye on his face, and his long eyelashes looked like It’s kind of cute.

Zhu Miaomiao happened to be in the room, and was stunned when he saw the bull: “Why does this bull have only one eye?”

Bai Yuehu said next to him: “It is disabled.”

Cattle:”……”

Zhu Miaomiao: “Disability? Is there such a disability?”

Bai Yuehu: “I say it is disabled, it is disabled.”

In the face of Bai Yuehu’s unkind eyes, Zhu Miaomiao’s desire to survive made her give up investigating the bottom line and said, “Okay.”

Lu Qingjiu smiled beside him: “You don’t care what it looks like, as long as the milk is delicious.”

Zhu Miaomiao said: “That’s right…”

After bringing the cow home, Lu Qingjiu told Yin Xun to feed him something, and then he and Zhu Miaomiao went to the glass factory in the city to order a batch of glass bottles.

The process of ordering the glass bottles went smoothly. After giving the drawing to the boss, he explained some of his needs. After the deposit was placed, the defendant could pick up the goods next month.

After ordering the glass bottle, Zhu Miaomiao asked Lu Qingjiu to remember to choose a few more high-end packaging boxes online, and it is best to find a manufacturer to customize. After the initial preparations were made, the two discussed the pricing. Lu Qingjiu is still relatively close to the people. How about three hundred and one bottle? Who knows Zhu Miaomiao patted him on the shoulder and said: “If we want to do it, we will make fine products. , The profit of three hundred one bottle is too low, this unique thing should have the price it should have.” She used her finger to compare five.

“Five hundred?” Lu Qingjiu asked.

“Five thousand!” Zhu Miaomiao said, “When you sell it, make it clear that if you don’t have long hair, you will get a full refund! And you will sell one hundred bottles every month, and each account is limited to one bottle.”

Lu Qingjiu said: “Five thousand is too dark.”

Zhu Miaomiao shook his head: “Where it’s dark, don’t ask how much hair transplant surgery costs, and this hair transplant surgery is not guaranteed to be 100% successful. Five thousand will give a bald person a thick hair. Everyone can’t grab it.”

What Zhu Miaomiao said is true, and Lu Qingjiu doesn’t want to spend too much energy on Taobao. He returned to Shuifu Village just to slow down his pace of life. If he is particularly busy, he will lose out. So in the end, Lu Qingjiu agreed to Zhu Miaomiao’s proposal and decided to set the price at 4,999, which was a difference of one yuan to five thousand.

With Zhu Miaomiao’s assistance, Lu Qingjiu’s Taobao store opened smoothly.

Zhu Miaomiao’s vacation is over and she has to return to the company to continue to work. Lu Qingjiu asked her if she had any arrangements for the National Day. Zhu Miaomiao smiled bitterly and said that she must work overtime for the National Day. The next time she comes is probably New Year’s Day.

Lu Qingjiu returned home after sending her on the train, but when he returned home, he saw Yin Xun sitting in the yard sulking. He is not like the white moon fox. He has always had a mood on his face. He heard Lu Qingjiu’s voice coming home and yelled aggrievedly: “Drink, I’m afraid I can’t wait for that cow. “

Lu Qingjiu said, “What’s the matter?”

Yin Xun said, “He will not eat anything I feed him.”

Lu Qingjiu said: “Don’t eat it?” He thought of Baiyue Fox as if he had said that the thing would be enough to feed the grass, “Where is Yuehu?”

“I don’t know.” Yin Xun rubbed his nose. “He seemed to be called out by someone just now.”

Lu Qingjiu said, “Since it doesn’t eat grass, then feed something else?”

Yin Xun said, “Hey what?”

Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: “I remember cows and all kinds of people like to eat fruit, don’t you have apples you bought at home, try it?”

Yin Xun said, “Fuck it, feed it apples, so extravagant?”

Lu Qingjiu said: “The apples are so sour, aren’t you unwilling to eat them.” The apples were bought from the town a few days ago. They are not the same as the ones grown at home. The apples looked red, but they were just eaten in your mouth. There was little taste in it, not to mention Yin Xun, and even the white moon fox, who has never been arrogant, had no interest in it. Originally, Lu Qingjiu was going to be used to feed Xiao Hei Xiao Hua, but now it doesn’t matter if he feeds it to the cow.

Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu took the apples and went to the cowshed. The cowshed was next to the pigsty. Fortunately, Xiao Hei Xiaohua was asleep at the moment. Otherwise, seeing Lu Qingjiu using their apples to feed the cows would be a little emotional .

Lu Qingjiu fed the apple to Niuniu’s mouth. Niuniu glanced at the apple, and opened his mouth to bite the apple. After two bites, he chewed the apple. After eating, he slapped his mouth, and the watery face was big. He fixed his eyes on the other apples in Lu Qingjiu’s hand, obviously he still wanted to eat.

Lu Qingjiu simply put it all on the ground in front of him, watching it chew happily, the only big eyes on his face bend in a curved arc, coupled with those long eyelashes, it looks really cute of.

Yin Xun stood by and watched Niu Niu gnawing apples, sighing from the vicissitudes of life: “This person really can’t be single for a long time. If you’re single for a long time, you’ll be pretty and pretty.”

Lu Qingjiu: “…” It’s still a cow.

Mavericks were full, hiccuped, and lay down in the cowshed, looking tired and wanting to rest.

Lu Qingjiu turned his head to Yin Xun and said, “Let’s go, let’s go back and rest.”

Yin Xun nodded.

Bai Yuehu didn’t know what he was doing, and didn’t come back all night. Lu Qingjiu saw him push the door in from outside the yard just after six o’clock the next morning.

Lu Qingjiu was making the dumplings he was going to eat this morning, and said hello to him: “I’m back.”

“Yeah.” Bai Yuehu said, “Is there anything to eat?”

“Yes.” Lu Qingjiu said, “you put the fruit on your stomach first, and the dumplings have to wait a while.”

Bai Yuehu said yes.

After Lu Qingjiu cooked the dumplings, he carried the pot to the cowpen, ready to milk some milk. The cow was quite good, standing still and let Lu Qingjiu milk. The milk on the market now seems to be relatively thin, because it has been broken and disinfected, but there is no such problem with our own milk. Lu Qingjiu remembered that the milk he drank when he was a child was the freshest kind. After this kind of milk was boiled, there was a thick layer of milky skin, and it was full of milky flavor in his mouth and was very fragrant.

After he went to the city, Lu Qingjiu never drank this kind of milk again. Seeing it again now, he feels a little nostalgic.

Only when milking the milk, Lu Qingjiu felt that the milk had an aroma different from ordinary milk. He smelled it carefully and discovered that the milk actually had a light aroma of apples. At first, Lu Qingjiu thought he had smelled it wrong. When he returned to the house with the milk, Yin Xun, who had just arrived, said, “This milk is so fragrant, how can it smell like apples.”

“Really? I thought I smelled the wrong thing.” Lu Qingjiu was also a little surprised.

Bai Yuehu didn’t respond much, and asked: “You fed him apples yesterday?”

“Yes.” Yin Xun said, “he refused to eat grass, so we fed him some apples.”

Bai Yuehu said: “That’s normal.”

When Lu Qingjiu heard these words, he was overwhelmed. The feelings are really different. You can get milk with any taste. Yin Xun also understands that he wants to feed the cows and eat some chocolate. Lu Qingjiu stopped mercilessly.

After all, chocolate is poisonous to many animals. Just feed it like this. What if something goes wrong? Lu Qingjiu decided to check the habits of the cows before deciding what kind of milk to drink.

After the milk is boiled, the smell is gone, and it is full of rich milk fragrance. Some people are not used to drinking milk because they are not used to the smell of milk, but the milk squeezed from cows tastes mellow but not greasy. Instead, it has the fragrance of apples, which is very delicious.

So today the lives of everyone in the family have improved. Although not much, everyone and every animal received a cup of apple-flavored milk.

Taking advantage of the gap, Lu Qingjiu checked the places to pay attention to raising dairy cows, but the more he checked, the more weird he felt. He raised his head and asked Yin Xun: “Wait…wait, are our cows male or female? what.”

Yin Xun replied, “The male.”

Lu Qingjiu: “…Is it really a man?”

Yin Xun was obsessed with the taste of milk, but he didn’t notice the strange look on Lu Qingjiu’s face: “Of course it’s a man. I saw his xx, the thief.”

Lu Qingjiu: “…” What the **** are you looking at all day long, aren’t you afraid of needles?

Although Yin Xun had also seen cows, the cows in the village were all cultivated, and they were rarely used for milk production. He hadn’t seen them too much. Seeing Lu Qingjiu’s expression on his face, he asked blankly: ” What’s the matter? Drink?”

Lu Qingjiu said: “…” He stared at the information found in the phone for a long time without speaking.

Yin Xun didn’t understand what was going on, so he leaned over to take a look. The more he saw his mouth opened wider, his last chin was about to fall off: “Fuck, fuck, what is this.”

I saw that the data explained in great detail that there is no such thing as a male cow. The milk cows that can produce milk are all lactating female cows, so as long as they are bulls, they can’t be cows—then the problem is here. Is the cow a male or a female? If it is a male, why can he produce milk, and if it is a female, what is going on with a certain organ under the crotch?

Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun looked at each other, and both felt that the taste of milk in their mouths became more subtle. Lu Qingjiu didn’t entangle himself anymore, but silently walked to the yard, sat down beside the white moon fox who was resting, and said, “Yue fox.”

Bai Yuehu opened his eyes to see Lu Sake: “Huh?”

Lu Qingjiu said, “That…is that… our cow is a male or a female.”

Bai Yuehu: “Male.” His tone was calm, as if nothing was wrong.

Lu Qingjiu said grimly: “The man can still produce milk?”

Baiyuehu blinked, as if he didn’t understand what Lu Qingjiu meant.

Lu Qingjiu could only say, “Isn’t the milk production all done by cows?”

Bai Yuehu said: “Not necessarily.”

Lu Qingjiu: “…”

Bai Yuehu said: “Who said that milk production is done by the mother, if you are willing, I can also let you produce milk.”

Lu Qingjiu’s expression was distorted when he heard the words, and he waved his hand to say no, he just asked casually.

Bai Yuehu said, “The cow is male, but all of them can produce milk. The quality of the milk is still very good. It is very popular. Why, don’t you like it?

Lu Qingjiu has not been relieved from the shock that he can also produce milk.

Bai Yuehu seemed to have misunderstood Lu Qingjiu’s meaning, and blinked his eyes and said, “If you don’t like it, let’s kill and eat meat. Although the meat is relatively ordinary, it doesn’t need to be placed at home.”

Lu Qingjiu said, “No, no, no, his milk is delicious, and Yin Xun and I also like it. You don’t have to kill and eat meat.”

Bai Yuehu said: “Okay, you like it.” He obviously didn’t understand Lu Qingjiu’s shock. For him, it is normal for males to produce milk, so he failed from start to finish. Understand what Lu Qingjiu is shocking.

Lu Qingjiu went to the bullpen in despair, and saw Yin Xun feeding the cows and cows with chocolate happily, and the cows were eating with relish, and their short tails swayed happily like a dog.

Yin Xun heard Lu Qingjiu’s footsteps and said happily, “Drink, we can drink chocolate milk!”

Lu Qingjiu: “…”

Yin Xun said, “Why, have you asked clearly? Is he a bull or a cow?”

Lu Qingjiu said: “Bull.”

Yin Xun said, “Oh.”

Lu Qingjiu thought he would say something, but Yin Xun turned his attention back to his beloved Niu Niu after he screamed. Lu Qingjiu finally couldn’t hold back and said, “You don’t want to ask why the bull can also Does it produce milk?”

Yin Xun said, “I don’t really want to.”

Lu Qingjiu became curious: “Why not?”

Yin Xundao: “Because since I was resurrected from death, I have found that some things cannot be explained by scientific logic, and compared with my body, a bull that can produce milk seems nothing special…”

When Yin Xun said this, Lu Qingjiu laughed dumbly and realized that he had overreacted a little. He said, “That’s right.”

Yin Xun said, “Furthermore, if you care about bulls and cows, those who can produce milk are good cows.”

Lu Qingjiu rolled up his sleeves: “Okay, let me milk some milk. Let’s eat crispy fresh milk for afternoon tea.”

Yin Xun happily exposed his lovely tiger teeth when he heard the words, and said, “Go cook, I’ll milk the milk, and this chocolate has just been eaten. I guess it will take a while to get milk.”

Lu Qingjiu said: “Okay, but you remember to lighten it, the cow will hurt if you use it too hard.”

Yin Xun: “Don’t worry, I will be gentle.”

Listening to Yin Xun’s words, Lu Qingjiu felt inexplicably that the content of their conversation seemed a bit…subtle.

Forget it, let’s cook, Lu Qingjiu quickly turned and left before he had even stranger thoughts.