Fantasy Farm - Chapter 52

“I’m too hot!” In the face of Bai Yuehu’s severe accusation, Lu Qingjiu was miraculously guilty. It stands to reason that this should be a normal thing in human society, but why is Baiyue now? When the fox asked, he seemed to have done something unforgivable. He had to explain something to get his own vixen’s understanding, “Really, I came here wearing a down jacket. It’s so hot. Will get sick.”

Bai Yuehu turned his head and glared at Jiufeng: “What did you secretly bring him over? Want to take the opportunity to eat him?”

Jiufeng rounded those charming eyes, and said, “I don’t have any. He is so small, not enough to stuff my teeth. I just want to taste what you usually eat…”

Bai Yuehu calmly said: “I eat quite ordinary on weekdays.”

“You fart!” Jiufeng was stomped again by Baiyue Fox, and blurted out swearing, “Shaohao told me that you ate hundreds of buns in the bun shop that day, which was the guest of Lu Qingjiu. Hundreds of buns… how much money do you get, can you afford it?”

Although Bai Yuehu’s expression was still serious, miraculously, Lu Qingjiu actually saw a guilty conscience in his eyes, and he retorted, “That was my labor.”

Jiufeng said: “What kind of labor can change hundreds of steamed buns? I will come too!”

Regarding Jiufeng’s self-recommendation, Bai Yuehu expressed extreme disgust: “There is no shortage of people in the family, and you still have nine mouths.”

Lu Qingjiu looked around and wanted to find it a little. He didn’t expect that there would be another day when Bai Yuehu hated other people’s appetite.

Jiufeng wailed loudly when she heard the words, saying that although she had nine mouths, she certainly did not eat as much as the white moon fox. The white moon fox was so plain and filthy, she was bound to let the white moon fox give an explanation. So the nine heads sounded at the same time, it was like ten thousand ducks croaking together, and the noisy person’s head hurts.

Lu Qingjiu, who was sitting next to the Jiufeng Baiyue Fox arguing, felt that he was going to be dried up by the sun. He silently walked to the beach, rolled up his pants, and wanted to soak his feet in to cool off. Unexpectedly, as soon as he bent down, he felt a gust of wind blowing by his side. The White Moon Fox, who was still floating in mid-air, instantly moved to Lu Qingjiu’s side, grabbed Lu Qingjiu’s hand, gritted his teeth and said: “Lu Qingjiu, What are you going to do? The clothes are not enough, do you want to take off your pants?”

Lu Qingjiu replied desperately: “…I’ll just pull up my trouser legs.”

Bai Yuehu and Jiufeng said in unison: “No!”

Lu Qingjiu said: “Then what should I do, I’m going to die from the heat.

With a wave of the Baiyue Fox’s hand, a black cloud appeared above their heads, blocking the dazzling sunlight. As long as this beach is in a cool place, the sea breeze will immediately cool down. Lu Qingjiu said helplessly: “Have you finished arguing?”

“Go, go back with me.” Not wanting to waste time with Jiufeng, Bai Yuehu grabbed Lu Sake’s hand and wanted to take him away.

“Stop it!” Jiufeng screamed, and she said, “You just take him away, the snake hasn’t done it yet! I finally caught this snake! If you take him back like this, I It’s not over with you!”

Bai Yuehu said: “How can you never end with me?”

Jiufeng said, “Look for a chance to catch him back.” She raised her head proudly, “Can you still wrap him around your waistband?”

Bai Yuehu looked down at his trousers, and regrettably found that there was no belt on his trousers.

Lu Qingjiu was frightened by Bai Yuehu’s actions. He always felt that if Bai Yuehu really wanted to wrap him around his trouser belt, there would always be a way, so he hurriedly persuaded him: “All come. Let’s do it for her before going back.”

“Such a big snake, you are so small, what do you do?” Bai Yuehu glanced at Lu Qingjiu’s small body and frowned.

Lu Qingjiu said: “I can tell you, let me do it, I will stare at the heat, it should be the same.”-Anyway, you usually eat raw meat.

The cries of Jiufeng next to him were one after another. I don’t know if Bai Yuehu was annoyed or worried that Jiufeng would do it again. He finally agreed to Lu Qingjiu’s proposal and decided to help Jiufeng make this fat. Lulu’s big snake.

“You go home and bring the spices I bought.” Since he decided to make it, Lu Qingjiu decided to make it as delicious as possible. He told Baiyue Fox, “Take the ones from the cellar in the sack, don’t take the ones from the kitchen. .”

Bai Yuehu said: “Okay.”

Fortunately, Lu Sake stored a lot of spices before the winter, and it shouldn’t matter if you use a part of it now. Bai Yuehu went to get the spices, and Lu Qingjiu asked Jiufeng to deal with the snake. Not long after the snake died, his body was still hot, because Jiufeng’s head was smashed, and Lu Qingjiu couldn’t tell what kind of strange beast it was. But it doesn’t matter which way. Anyway, it will be eaten into the stomach in the end. Lu Qingjiu asked Jiufeng to peel the skin of the snake, then took out the internal organs and set aside, and asked her to make some cuts on the snake’s body. Convenient and tasty.

Because the edible salt at home is definitely not enough, Lu Qingjiu thought for a while and let Jiufeng grab the snake and soak it in the sea water. It was a bit of salt. When they got almost done, Baiyue The fox is back. Lu Qingjiu asked them to sprinkle spices on the snake’s body, and the last step was to roast it with fire.

Originally, Lu Qingjiu was still thinking about how long this snake-like fire would be roasted, but saw Jiufeng grabbing the snake and waving its wings and flew directly into the air. With a mouth open, nine gorgeous red flames spewed from her mouth. Out.

Lu Qingjiu watched from the side and ordered her to turn over, so as not to burn the snake.

After all, it is not an ordinary thing. Although the method of processing snake meat is very rough, after such a fire roast, the rich aroma quickly radiates from the snake meat. This snake is very plump, and the oil makes a sizzling sound under the scorching flames. Just hearing the sound makes one’s index finger move.

Under the firepower of Jiufeng, the whole snake was cooked through about dozens of minutes.

Jiufeng said, “Baiyue Fox, do you want to eat snakes?”

Bai Yuehu said, “What do you mean?”

Jiufeng is very aware of the Baiyue Fox’s food-protecting character. If she really swallows this snake, it is estimated that the Baiyue Fox will be able to eat her in a few days. In the non-human world, there is no law to protect the weak, and Baiyue Fox is not eating her like a chicken.

So even though he was unwilling, Jiufeng still cut the snake in half, and reluctantly gave the half to Baiyue Fox.

After Baiyue Fox got the snake meat, he divided Lu Qingjiu half of it naturally as usual, but he didn’t know that Jiufeng’s eyes were almost astonished when he saw this scene. Is she the hell? The White Moon Fox actually gave it to others? What magical powers does this Lu Qingjiu have? It can coax Baiyue Fox so well…

Jiufeng took a bite of the snake in front of him with a thought of doubt, and after this bite, the doubt just now was perfectly explained.

“Uuuuuu is delicious, why is this snake so delicious.” Jiufeng cried out excitedly. She has eaten this kind of snake for more than a thousand years and tried to roast it herself, but she has never eaten it. After this taste, the meat quality of the snake head was already very good. Under the guidance of Lu Qingjiu, she made the roasted snake head tender on the outside, especially the outer skin that was soaked with sea salt, and chewed it in her mouth. The incense is terrible.

Lu Qingjiu was taken aback by Jiufeng’s exaggerated reaction. He thought for a while and thought that Jiufeng might have given himself this face because he was a friend of Baiyuehu. He has tasted the snake meat, because the method is rough, so naturally there are some shortcomings, for example, some parts of it are not tasty, but the original taste of the snake should be good, and it would be more suitable for stewing chicken soup…

Lu Qingjiu glanced at the relish white moon fox eating next to him, and said, “Is it delicious?”

White Moon Fox: “It’s delicious.”

Lu Qingjiu said, “Otherwise, take a piece of chicken stew home, right?”

Baiyue Fox’s eyes lit up and said, “Stewed chicken?”

Lu Qingjiu said: “Snake and chicken stew together tastes great. When I was young, my grandma made it for me.” At that time, there were many non-venomous snakes called cauliflower snakes in the village, especially in summer. It can be encountered in the yard. His grandma was not afraid of this reptile at all. After catching it, he simmered it with the chicken for a few hours, and added some side dishes such as fungus and mushrooms. It was really fragrant. However, as an adult, Lu Qingjiu rarely eats snakes. Even if he eats it, he is bred to eat. After all, wild animals are hard to live these years. One can live. As for the rare birds and beasts in front of me that exist in the mythology… As an ordinary person, Lu Qingjiu can only praise the fragrance.

“Snake stew? I haven’t eaten it yet…is it delicious, is it delicious, how delicious is it?” Jiufeng’s head moved towards him, nine pairs of eyes gleaming at Lu Sake.

The white moon fox is cold-blooded and ruthless: “You ask, no matter how delicious it is, you won’t have your share.”

Jiufeng: “Uuuuuu.”

Lu Qingjiu couldn’t laugh or cry.

After eating a few mouthfuls of snake meat, Lu Qingjiu was almost full, but the white moon fox gnawed half a snake and only the white bones left. He was probably afraid that Lu Qingjiu would be frightened by his eating, so when he ate the snake, he simply wrapped his body in black mist. Lu Qingjiu could only hear the sound of biting meat in front of him.

Jiufeng didn’t even let go of his bones. After eating, he looked at Lu Sake with eyesight. If it weren’t for her huge body and the other eight heads, Lu Sake might really be softened by her stare.

After Baiyuefox finished eating, regardless of Jiufeng’s sad cry, he grabbed Lu Sake and returned home.

Lu Qingjiu didn’t forget to put on his down jacket before returning home, so as not to be cold into a fool.

“You’re back, Sake, are you okay?” Yin Xun, who was waiting for the news in the yard, saw Lu Qingjiu returned intact, he was greatly relieved, and he hurried up to ask Lu Qingjiu if there was anything wrong.

Lu Qingjiu was afraid that Yin Xun was worried, so he briefly recounted what had happened with Jiufeng and the others. After listening, Yin Xun’s expression was distorted: “So not only did you have a big meal?”

“Yes.” Lu Qingjiu said, “Didn’t Bai Yuehu come back for a trip?”

Yin Xun said angrily: “When he came back, he looked like his wife was robbed. I thought he didn’t dare to say anything when something serious happened, and he took the things and left…”

Lu Qingjiu couldn’t help laughing. He said, “Well, am I back? Don’t worry.”

Yin Xun sighed, “So is the snake delicious?”

“The meat is quite fragrant.” Lu Qingjiu said, “but it’s too big, it’s a bit difficult to make, wait for a chance…”

Before he finished speaking, the white moon fox who had been silent as a statue next to him said: “Eat snakes at night.”

Lu Qingjiu said: “Huh?”

Baiyue Fox took out a reduced version of a giant snake from his arms: “Eat this.”

Lu Qingjiu: “Where did you come from?”

The white moon fox said honestly: “I went to the giant snake’s den and took out a small snake when I passed by.”

Lu Qingjiu: “…” You are too skilled.

The snake was already belching, and the white moon fox’s head was screwed off cleanly. The weather here was cold, and the snake’s blood was frozen. Since he ate snake soup at night, Lu Qingjiu asked the white moon fox to quickly take the snake’s skin. Strip it, kill another chicken, and put it in a pot and stew it.

There is no need to put any seasoning in this soup. The taste of snake and chicken is already very delicious, and the snake has no bones, and the meat is very delicious.

Yin Xun looked at Baiyue Fox killing the chicken beside him in despair. He murmured: “I thought it was Baiyue Fox who had experienced a thrilling battle. He exhausted his last strength to remove you from that terrifying nine-headed fox. The monster was rescued, but you were already seriously injured when you were rescued…”

Lu Qingjiu: “What about the last?”

Yin Xun said, “Finally, you dug a pit and buried him, and went back to Shuifu Village to hide his name and decide to avenge him.”

Lu Qingjiu said, “Do you think this hatred can be repaid?”

Yin Xun recalled the huge strange bird and shook his head honestly: “I don’t think it’s a success.”

“That’s not enough.” Lu Qingjiu said, “Hey, Yuehu, the blood must be cleaned, otherwise the meat will smell fishy.”

Bai Yuehu said, and continued to kill the chicken.

Yin Xun sighed, saying that his life seemed to be no longer a martial arts drama. Ding Potian is a Chinese young master…

Lu Qingjiu said: “You are so free to feed the pigs.”

Yin Xun: “…Alright.”

Yin Xun returned to life in the country and went to the pigpen to feed the pigs. Lu Qingjiu squatted in the snow while peeling garlic in a down jacket. The tip of his nose was frozen red. The white moon fox killed the chicken and was frowning at the chicken feathers. Lu Qingjiu asked him to blanch him with hot water first. It is easier to tear off. Originally all these things were done by Lu Qingjiu, but the weather was too cold and Lu Qingjiu didn’t dare to get cold water for fear of getting sick, so Bai Yuehu did all the work for him.

The processed chicken and snake were simply chopped into chunks, blanched once and then boiled. The aroma of the food soon filled the room, and the whole room was warm.

Lu Qingjiu made a garlic steamed shrimp. Although the shrimp was frozen before and not so fresh, it is a dish that Baiyue Fox and Yin Xun who have always liked seafood very much looked forward to.

Seeing that dinner was almost done, Lu Qingjiu heated the kang and planned to sit on the kang to warm up his body. Who knew he had just stuffed the charcoal in, and he heard Yin Xun, who was staring at the fire in the kitchen, behaved like a pig. Howl: “Fuck! What is it!!!”

Lu Qingjiu hurried over after hearing this, “What’s the matter?”

With a frightened expression, Yin Xun pointed his hand toward the window.

Lu Qingjiu looked in the direction of Yin Xunzhi, and was immediately stunned. There was a face made of water vapor on the glass of their kitchen. The reason for this face was obviously because someone had stuck his face for a long time. On the glass, the heat rising from the skin left marks on the glass.

“There is a woman!” Yin Xun said, “Long hair, she looks pretty…”

As soon as Lu Qingjiu heard Yin Xun’s description, he guessed the identity of the person who came. He walked helplessly to the door and called out twice: “Jiufeng, Jiufeng?”

It was already dark outside, because there was no moon, and there was pitch darkness in the snow and nothing could be seen. Lu Qingjiu yelled twice and saw a sneaky figure emerging from the courtyard door: “Oh, what a coincidence.” It really was Jiufeng.

It’s just that compared with the afternoon, she has completely changed her appearance, wearing a simple long skirt, her figure is bumpy, and her long fiery red hair is scattered behind her head, completely resembling an imperial sister. Only compared with her temperament, her movements are completely inferior to her. She leaned against the wall of the yard, and pointed inwardly: “Good evening? Have you eaten?”

Lu Qingjiu said: “I haven’t eaten yet…Are you going to come in?”

Jiufeng said, “Is it okay?”

Lu Qingjiu said, “Wait a moment, I will ask Baiyuehu.”

Bai Yuehu obviously knew what was going on. As soon as Lu Qingjiu entered, he turned black and cursed Jiufeng shamelessly. Lu Qingjiu couldn’t help laughing. To be honest, he thought these non-human beings were actually quite cute, there was nothing bad about it, and the only obsession was to eat. Leaving a big girl in the yard, Lu Qingjiu still felt impolite, and finally persuaded Bai Yuehu to agree to Jiufeng entering the house.

However, before entering the house, Baiyue Fox and Jiufeng agreed in three chapters, that is, he can only eat as much as he can scoop for dinner, and can’t pick up food by himself.

Jiufeng knew that this was Bai Yuehu’s biggest concession, but did not express any dissatisfaction, and entered the house happily.

Yin Xun saw Jiufeng’s eyes straight. He had seen such a beautiful girl in his entire life, and he asked Lu Qingjiu privately, “Do you know this girl? She looks so beautiful.”

Lu Qingjiu’s expression was subtle: “Didn’t you meet her?”

Yin Xun: “…” He recalled, and understood the meaning of Lu Qingjiu’s words, his expression instantly distorted, “Huh?? She is that big bird?!”

“Yes.” Lu Qingjiu said, “Why, it’s interesting to her?”

Yin Xun shed sad tears, expressing that he was not blessed. The two best-looking people he had ever met ate him like snacks, and he didn’t care if he was full.

At the happy dinner time, Jiufeng got to the table as he wished, but her meal was prepared in advance. In Baiyuehu’s words, she was not qualified to pick up dishes.

There really is a huge difference in taste between the carefully stewed snake head and the rough roasted snake meat. The snake head in front of it is tender and delicate, without fat, but not at all. Especially this pot of soup is simply the best comfort for people in winter. Lu Qingjiu sprinkled thin green onions on it, drank three bowls in one breath, and sweat came out from the tip of his nose.

Jiufeng quickly finished eating what was in front of him. After eating, he stared blankly at the soup in the big bowl. After staring for about a few minutes, Bai Yuehu suddenly opened his mouth and said, “Are you full? ?”

Jiufeng said, “No, I’m not full.”

Bai Yuehu said, “Oh, I’m full.”

Jiufeng’s eyes widened: “I said I didn’t eat enough…”

Bai Yuehu said, “Wash the dishes when you are full.”

The dialogue between the two chickens and ducks made Lu Qingjiu laugh in a low voice. Jiufeng started to howl when he saw it, and the necklace that Lu Qingjiu thought was an ornament on his neck also began to sorrow. Weeping, Lu Qingjiu took a closer look and realized that it was not a necklace at all, it was clearly the eight remaining heads of Jiufeng. The sound effect of the nine people crying together was quite spectacular, and it was stunned to see Yin Xun who was still feeling the beauty of Jiufeng just now.

“Pop.” Baiyue Fox put his chopsticks aside and handed it over with a cold look. Jiufeng stopped her voice instantly, closed her mouth at the same time, stood up and politely asked where the kitchen was, she was already full and couldn’t wait to wash the dishes.

Lu Qingjiu almost didn’t spit out a mouthful of water when he was watching.

“Just bully me when I am young.” Jiufeng was driven into the kitchen and said, “Huh, Baiyuehu, waiting for me to grow up!”

Yin Xun asked in a low voice from behind, “What will happen when you grow up?”

“When I grow up, I will also find Lu Qingjiu!” Jiufeng said angrily.

Yin Xun: “…” Is there any deviation in the direction of your efforts?

Jiufeng turned his head and glanced at Yin Xun, and said, “Hey, the mountain god, how come you live with the white moon fox, maybe someday the white moon fox swallows you.” She still held a bowl in her hand, and said Leaning over, smelled left and right on Yin Xun’s body, and finally took a breath, “You look…very delicious.”

Yin Xun jumped to the door of the kitchen in an instant, and took three steps backwards: “You wash first, I’ve gone a bit beforehand.”

Jiufeng: “Hey? Don’t go, I’ll just talk casually, I won’t really eat you.”

Yin Xun looked at her suspiciously.

Jiufeng said, “After all, you live with Baiyue Fox, so I’m not good at starting…”

Yin Xun: “Farewell!”

He came out of the kitchen griefly, and saw Lu Qing distilled in the white moon fox’s big tail. The tail wrapped up Lu Qing and looked very warm.

Lu Qingjiu said: “What’s the matter? Is your relationship over?”

Yin Xun: “It’s over before it starts.”

Lu Qingjiu sighed and patted him on the shoulder: “Don’t be sad, you still have many opportunities when you are young.”

Yin Xunxun cried: “Why do they all like me?”

The white moon fox poured cold water next to him: “Maybe it’s because your soul is not very tasty.”

Yin Xun: “…”

Lu Qingjiu laughed. He rubbed his face against the white moon fox’s big tail, and his deep sleepiness gradually came up. This tail is much more comfortable to the touch than a pillow, soft and warm, it is a good thing to spend the cold winter .

Lu Qingjiu fell asleep just like that, and the house became quiet.

After washing the dishes in the kitchen, Jiufeng came out and saw Lu Qingjiu and the big tail on the bed. After a while, when he was about to ask something, he saw Bai Yuehu making a silent gesture, and then pointed to the door to signal her to leave. , Then looked at Lu Sake who was sleeping.

Jiufeng looked surprised when she saw this. This was the first time she saw the white moon fox showing such a gentle expression. Reminiscent of the white moon fox’s move to distribute food to Lu Qingjiu during the day, she felt as if she… understood something. .