Female Martial Empress - Chapter 10
While rescuing the male damsel-in-distress, Wang Xue instantly regretted that decision in the next moment.
“Why do you hide your appearance?”
“Why would you share with a rogue cultivator?”
“Are you a rogue cultivator or from a sect?” Bai Li questioned Wang Xue while walking casually and his guard relaxed. If I wanted to, I would f*cking tape your mouth shut and throw you off but I’m not so don’t you f*cking push me to the edge.
“You want to know?” Bai Li nodded with curiosity. “Then come forward,” Wang Xue told Bai Li who responded by leaning forward before getting K.O’ed by Wang Xue with a sudden chop on the neck.
“Owwwww, what was that for!?” He cried out and winced at the pain.
“You’re still asking questions!? Do you want me to cut out your tongue or are you going to do it yourself?” Wang Xue asked coldly staring at Bai Li with a devil look, Bai Li instantly shut up and started to mutter under his breath.
“It’s only some goddamn questions what’s wrong with that?” What’s wrong with that? The fact that you’re rapid firing questions at me not giving me any time to respond and you still want to f*cking overkill? Wang Xue thought inwardly before looking at the horizon.
It was the eve of night currently so he set up a smokeless fire and began to roast a piece of the hog meat. The smell would arouse anyone and anything instantly leaving there mouth salivating; he then looked over at the boy in front of him closely.
Bai Li had a handsome face but it was smeared by the mud and dirt, he wore some ragged robes which revealed parts of the scarred and toned body underneath. His hair was disheveled and the blue eyes hidden pierced the night; he seemed menacing at first yet had the aura of a naive fool.
Currently, the fool was drooling uncontrollably wanting to eat the meat that was roasting, with a devious grin that was hidden by the mask Wang Xue asked him something.
“Can you turn around for a moment?”
“Uhhhh… Sure?” Bai Li replied confusedly as he scratched his head. He’s not going to do anything weird right?
“Doesn’t the view look nice?” Wang Xue said while pointing to the beautiful scenery.
“It does look nice!” Bai Li said while being drawn into the view however he doesn’t know that he had been lured into Wang Xue’s trap.
“Then…” Wang Xue continued before snickering a bit. “Why don’t you take a closer look?” Wang Xue kicked Bai Li into the river like in the movie 300 but instead, the Persian guy is replaced by Bai Li and he gets kicked right in the ass.
Raging furiously at Wang Xue, Bai Li was about to rip off the mask hiding away his ‘brother’ before sensing the grass rustling. Wang Xue who was currently laughing his ass off suddenly became serious and drew out his daggers in response to the bush.
The tension solidified as the rustling intensified before revealing a small white poodle.
“Awwwww! So cuuute!” Bai Li said reaching out to the furry being however when he touched it, it changed. *RAWRRR* It let out a tiny roar and bit on his hand making him crying in pain while it then started to waddle to Wang Xue waggling its tail side to side.
Wang Xue looked confusedly picking the poodle up by the neck before throwing it towards the bush yet it came back with those puppy eyes. The poodle rubbed its fluffy head onto his suit while letting out… cat sounds. He tried to get rid of it but it still clung to him. Are you really a f*cking Spirit Beast!? You’re acting more spoiled than a brat! (Lil Tay’s animal spirit confirmed)
“Bai Li help me before I get tortured,” Wang Xue cried out trying harder and harder to get this dog to begone but to no avail.
“Nonononno, I’ve suffered the most so it’s your f*cking responsibility!”
“Come on man take a hit for your brother,” Wang Xue pleaded.
“I will but not anywhere near that thing!” Bai Li replied.
“Hey, What’s that!?” Wang Xue attempted to distract Bai Li but it didn’t work.
“Not buying it.”
“Dude! Turn around your going to get eaten by a hog!”
“Nuh-uh, I’m not going to trust you!”
Wang Xue could only think relentlessly and came up with a plan. Delightfully devilish Sey- Wang Xue. Suddenly Wang Xue became the best actor and was nominated for the Oscar with the plan.
He acted like he was sighing but when he looked up he saw beautiful naked girls taking a bath.
“DUDE! LOOK THERE’S GIRLS TAKING A BATH IN THE RIVER FALL!” Bai Li became anxious and turned around to look at the waterfall eyeing every nook and cranny.
“WHERE!? WHERE!?!?! BAI XIA WHERE ARE THEY!!?!?!” But when Bai Li turned around, Wang Xue threw the poodle into Bai Li’s hands and quickly escaped while his voice could be heard resounding in the forest.
“SIKE!”
“… YOU B*STARD BAI XIA! I WILL F*CKING KILL YOU YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!” Bai Li sentenced this ‘brother’ of his to death while crying out as the little menace in his arms threatened the existence of his precious jewels. Huh? Wher beg man go? I maka him, boss, not little man. The poodle thought tilting its head around to find its ‘boss’ but to no avail.
“Awoooooooo!” The dog cried out… like a wolf? But then the space around Bai Li shook and went in a spiral.
“WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS TRIP-” He cried out but then passed out, however, the area around him disintegrated to reveal a new location.
Wang Xue was busy humming and skipping about joyfully for getting rid of the nuisances around him but then he noticed a ‘corpse’. He was shocked and hurried over to it to reveal Bai Li frothing.
He died by that small dog!? Wang Xue questioned as he saw bite marks around Bai Li’s body even some near his descendant generator (I don’t know what I said at this point…). The body was suddenly arching up.
What the f*ck!? It’s not going to be revived and start to chase after me is it!? WELL IS IT AUTHOR? (No please don’t kill me I has a family to feed) Wang Xue was about to run away before he felt something grab onto his ankles.
“BAIIIII XIAAAA IM COMING FOR YOU B*TCH!” Bai Li menacingly and grimly said moving upwards.
“NONONONOO SH*TTTTTTT! FUUUUUCCCCCK! SH*TF*CKKKK! SOMEONE HELP ME! I DON’T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!!!!!” Wang Xue screamed in terror trying to get the hands off his ankles; he grabbed his dagger and stabbed it at Bai Li but used the blunt edge to knock him out instead.
His last thoughts were. God! It’s just a prank bro! Don’t get that scared!
Wang Xue was scared sh*tless from the jumpscare. Suddenly the image before him collapsed and he saw the lifeless body which was not frothing and instead it seemed that Bai Li had fainted. But then again the body lifted up once more.
“OH NO YOU DON’T!” He cried out about to stab at Bai Li however, he heard a bark and a poodle waddled out and then looked around and saw its ‘boss’. It cried out exuberantly and nuzzled his leg.
WHAT IN THE F*CK IS THIS MINDF*CK!?!?!? Wang Xue cried inwardly not understanding what the f*ck just happened to life and himself. Is this going to shatter again?! Is this going to be something else!? What the fuck even happened?!?! WHY IS THAT MIDGET OF A DOG NOT GONE!?!?
I’ve decided to have split the chapters into male and female tenses. So this chapter will be played as a male while the next will be a female and etc. If you don’t want this then I want moar comments (andquitepossiblymorePowerStonesaswellthanks)
-Half filler and half secret plot hidden within the poodle leave some guessesinzecommentsectionbelow (Thissoundslikeyoutubenow…)
(Sorry4lateruploadI’mtiredandits10:44pmwhenI’mwritingthis)