FFF-Class Trashero - Chapter 407

[30th Round] Mollansoft’s Owner

“As expected.”

It felt a bit strange, but I pulled out Romantium from Illeana’s chest.

“What?!”

Naturally, the pink, jelly-like object jutting out of her breasts shocked her.

“It’s okay.”

“My boobs…”

“Don’t worry about them. They won’t revert to their old size.”

The amount of Romantium Illeana’s wish consumed was far too high.

5,000 in total…

It was so inefficient that I should’ve just recommended plastic surgery!

She chose the wrong place to use the metal. It was like using sports cars on dirt roads. Their maximum potential couldn’t be fully utilized.

Well, it wasn’t like I knew much about Romantium anyway.

Such were the limits caused by ignorance.

“Hmm. I don’t know if this is a lot or a little.”

Hence, I decided to collect the necessary information through the gods’ messages.

『A certain receptionist is looking for the owner of a navel.』

『A certain relaxed deity checks his navel.』

『A certain god asks for the lost navel’s price.』

『A certain innocent goddess averts her attention.』

… That didn’t help.

If all they were going to do was keep driving me crazy, I’d prefer it if they played somewhere else instead.

『A certain god tells a certain righteous divine being he’s half-hearted.』

“Huh…”

Was this god conscientious, unlike the others?

He seemed to have watched my actions carefully while diligently popping popcorn for his friends.

Currently, I had a pure surplus resource of Romantium that hadn’t been recorded anywhere in the Fantasy Institution.

Having already looked through the ledgers stored in the system, I no longer doubted it.

It was a treasure so valuable that even Director Parmael, who created this establishment for the production of Romantium, coveted so much she was willing to scam the school’s investors for it.

It was about the size of a ping-pong ball.

“Oh, no! Doesn’t that mean my breasts are going to shrink that much?! Return them already, you wicked thief!”

“They haven’t become any smaller, so stop overreacting. And I’m not a thief. This world and everything within it belongs to me.”

“… I remember something I learned from the Heroes. 8th-grade syndrome. You’re like a middle schooler who took away someone’s precious heart while claiming the planet as his.”

“…”

I was currently with Kaisa, so I tried to move on as quietly as possible, but I thought I should teach her a lesson.

This time, with actions instead of words.

I decided to show it directly to her to make it easier to understand.

[Hero].

As one’s divine power became more specialized, its versatility and functionality were naturally reduced, but mine had always had a high degree of freedom in the first place.

For example, as the True Hero, I could summon ‘colleagues’ indefinitely for as long as they were within Fantasy.

Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!

Hence, creating an army of big-breasted Illeanas in the blink of an eye was an easy feat for me.

“Hey, what the hell is this…”

“From the left, Illeana A, Illeana B, Illeana C, Illeana D. They all look the same, but they all have different breast sizes.”

“Ah…?”

“Summoned as a Hero, I became the evil demon lord’s son-in-law, inherited his family business, defeated the ugly goddess, and obtained her power. I’m too lazy to explain everything in detail, so ask your parents later instead. I’ll send you to them as soon as I’m done with this.”

Illeana stared blankly at her clones standing still in a row as if showing the evolution of her breasts.

Kaisa, watching from the sidelines, also looked quite shocked.

Fortunately, by gaining the memories of their different fragments, the two learned of the parallel worlds’ existence.

Had they witnessed my power completely off-guard, they would’ve panicked.

“I heard about this from Mistress Ssosia, but this is beyond my imagination…”

“Now that you understand, off you go.”

“Where…”

Flash—!

Feeling too lazy to answer, I immediately sent Illeana to Festival after finishing my business with her.

Such a task would’ve been hard to accomplish in the past, but it was easier now that this world had become whole again.

I showed no hesitation.

“Hey, Han Soo?”

“What is it?”

“If I bother you, will you banish me as well?”

At Kaisa’s sharp question, I smirked involuntarily.

If she really bothered me, I would freeze the time around her instead of sending her away.

“I won’t.”

As long as I was within Fantasy, I could turn anything I could think of into reality.

It wouldn’t even be a problem to create armies upon armies of humans for me who could copy the sun.

I only avoided doing so purely to prevent myself from getting addicted to my own power.

“What about our honeymoon?”

“Don’t worry. Now that I’ve retrieved this, we can now start enjoying ourselves again.”

“What’s that luscious pink substance? Is it really so great that Han Soo, who can clone anyone, considers it important?”

“Yes, but ask questions later. We don’t have much longer.”

Even if Ssosia could flawlessly distract Disco and the mollanroids, Mollansoft would’ve noticed already.

I was running out of time.

Using the Romantium wasn’t complicated.

Just as Illeana prayed earnestly to enhance her breasts, I only needed to concentrate on what I wanted to get it.

‘A powerful weapon. Transform into a weapon suitable for my Providence!’

Normally, it would be fused with another metal to create an alloy, but I did something else entirely.

Gulp.

I popped the ping-pong-ball-sized Romantium in my mouth and swallowed it.

『A certain god is astonished.』

『A certain swordsman is flustered.』

『A relaxed deity is dumbfounded.』

『A god becomes worried sick.』

Feeling perfectly fine, I began to think about what else I could need now that I was capable of copying anything that existed in Fantasy.

There was only one answer.

I needed to mark the real me with something that couldn’t be copied even with my power, which had turned into Providence.

[Hero]

The Romantium I just swallowed slithered through my body, covering my bones like armor.

That was crucial.

If I were to leave it like this, it would still be able to function as a normal skeletal system like Illeana’s chest.

Hence, I had to preserve the features of this metal, which changed in nature and intensity according to its owner’s feelings.

I was yet to find out the results, but I was certain that my body could no longer be copied even by gods, thus enhancing the value of its uniqueness.

“… What’s going on, Han Soo?”

“I don’t know.”

“Huh?”

“I really don’t know.”

“…”

“Yet there’s nothing I can do about it right now. To discover how much I have changed, I’ll have to test it in combat.”

“… I see.”

“Let’s go.”

“Another work?”

“That depends on how you see it. After all, even playing around can be perceived as a job under the right circumstances. So, are you coming?”

I reached my hand out to Kaisa.

Holding it, she answered teasingly.

“You ask really useless questions during our honeymoon.”

“Haha!”

I leaped into space with Kaisa.

It was time to end this war.

*****

“Where’s your conscience, handsome husband?”

“Hmmm?”

“Did you just ask me to do such a difficult task so you can take your other wife out on a date?”

“Ahem!”

While Ssosia had been dragging the negotiations with Disco and the mollanroids, I had been enjoying a leisurely tea party on Moon A. Naturally, when she discovered what I had been up to, she screamed bitterly.

Well, when interpreted from her biased perspective, I was now definitely in a situation where I had no right to say or do anything, even if she were to slap me on the cheek.

“So, how did it go?”

“Here, take it.”

“What?”

“It’s a gift.”

[Hero]

I appointed my wife, who was usually full of ugly jealousy, as my first apostle.

“H-huh?!”

“As you probably can already tell, my cowardly wife, I have become a high-ranking god that not even my father-in-law can compare to!”

“I’m the first…!”

“…”

I thought it had calm down these days, but her tendency to be particularly obsessed with the position of first apparently remained as strong as ever.

Rather than becoming an apostle of ‘a certain righteous divine being’, did she just like the fact that she became the first apostle regardless of whose apostle she was?

The values pursued by people differed per individual, so I decided not to judge her.

At least Ssosia, pleased with herself, seemed to have forgiven me now.

“Then, Han Soo, am I second?”

“Wait a second! Han Soo?! Did you just call my husband ‘Han Soo?!’”

“Yes. Is there a problem?”

“Lots of it!”

Kaisa poured gasoline on top of the hideous flames of jealousy that the first apostle position had almost extinguished.

As I feared, Ssosia confronted her immediately.

But her opponent this time was also formidable.

“Why don’t you call him that way too, then? I won’t stop you, even if I have the right to. After all, according to the order in which he started dating us, I came first.”

“I know that!”

“What’s your problem?”

“You’re despicable!”

“How?”

“You call my husband’s name so sweetly without even blinking! That alone is strange already! Even if I try, I can’t bring myself to do it…”

“Han Soo~♡”

“Coward! Seducing my husband with such a sly tactic is cheating! Compete with your abilities!”

“But this is also a skill…”

As soon as they met, my two wives clashed spectacularly.

Since we were in a situation where we had to deal with Mollansoft almost immediately, they quickly calmed down, but I already knew they were bound to have a second round.

『A certain innocent goddess tells a certain righteous divine being not to fight.』

『A certain innocent goddess hates harems.』

『A certain innocent goddess thinks forming harems is a bad idea.』

『A certain innocent goddess feels very uncomfortable.』

Even the Innocent Goddess didn’t like my family’s relationship.

I couldn’t help it, however.

I was afraid of my mother’s tennis racket, so I wanted to introduce her to only one daughter-in-law, but living in this savage world known as Fantasy, it didn’t turn out the way I planned.

Now then! It was time to begin negotiations in earnest!

“President, is that you? You’ve changed a lot since the last time we saw each other…”

“Of course. True Heroes grow stronger in times of crisis, after all.”

『A certain divine messenger is startled by someone’s change.』

『A certain righteous divine being acts in a prideful manner.』

The gap between us had grown wider since the last time we met.

To me, Disco was now no more than a speck of dust and no different from Citizen A of Fantasy.

She would probably be closer to Ssosia and Kaisa in terms of power, now that they had become my disciples.

“I admit. You now deserve to meet my master.”

“Oh?”

Was her boss finally coming?

However, I had to tell her something in advance. After all, having someone powerful walk into my territory wouldn’t be good for either party.

“It would be best to give up at this point, Disco, or you’d just be wasting your time. After all, I’ve already eaten all the Romantium you desire.”

“That is for the master to decide.”

“Then hurry up and tell him.”

“He already heard all of it.”

“What?”

“I am his secretary and pet. I’ve never left my master’s side for even a single moment.”

“What…?”

“For your sake, I’d suggest presenting yourself to the great being with a reverent heart.”

All the Mollanroids around us knelt in Disco’s direction.

As soon as they did, their boss appeared between her breasts, peeking out of her black deep-cut dress.

“Hey, that’s…!”

“Hoho! You most likely don’t know me since you’re but a new god, so allow me to kindly introduce myself. I am the Great Mollan’s grandson and the chairman of Mollansoft.”

The rainbow-colored slime fluttered in Disco’s arms.

『Mollan』

『Corps』

『Luck』

“…”

As soon as I saw him, I was at a loss for words.

He had three providences!

Even though he was just an apostle, he still overwhelmed me.

Wasn’t this dangerous?

However, at that moment, I, a Hero, so sure of his victory, fell into chaos…

“Mollan?”

A great being emerged from my cowardly wife’s breasts.

“Master…!”

So this was what it felt like to be reinforced by thousands upon thousands of powerful beings.

“Mollan?!” Bewildered, Mollansoft’s chairman mumbled violently.