For the Slaughter To Eliminate the Haggard - Chapter 81
Dun on the newspaper.
After the combination, Atsushi became the hero who saved Yokohama, and the scene of the battle was photographed and written into the news.
“It’s very handsome, Atsushi-kun,” Tanizaki said as he picked up the newspaper and pointed to the heroic young man in the picture, “This way, the detective agency will be more famous.”
Dun was embarrassed by the praise, and his face was a little red.
“Don’t be shy,” Yosano patted him on the shoulder, “Last time your battle was very successful, even Kunikida praised you.”
Hearing this, Kunikida choked on the side: “This kind of adventurous solo battle will never happen again.”
The battle with the group is the most intense battle since the establishment of the company, and the impact of the great victory is also two-sided. The good side is as Tanizaki said, the popularity of the detective agency has greatly increased, and the number of commissions has increased exponentially recently. On the one hand…we’re tired.
I don’t want to take a commission, I don’t want to write a report, I don’t want to fill out a form, I don’t even want to take a pen, and I only go to bed and chat during work hours.
“Ah, life…” Yu Xeno slumped on the office chair and sighed with emotion.
The chaotic steps have no spirit: “Ah, life…”
Tanizaki closely followed the army: “Ah, life…”
“Ah…” Dazai, as always, “Ito, let’s go to die for love…”
I raised my eyebrows, making sure everyone didn’t take this to heart before answering, “I don’t.”
Kunikida: “Ola Ora Ora Ora Ora!!!”
Unlike us who lost our passion, Kunikida was the one who worked the hardest, and I felt like an invisible wall had been erected between us.
“Hey, it’s boring, it’s boring to do anything,” Yosano picked up a magazine and his tone suddenly changed, “Huh?”
I lay down on the table and asked, “Is there anything fun?”
While talking, Yu Xie Ye stood up and sat up straight: “There is a very interesting little test, do you want to do it?”
I didn’t think much of it, and decided to agree.
“The first question, are you male or female?”
“…you guessed it.”
“Second question, are you single?”
Well… I glanced at Dazai subconsciously, and after meeting the eyes of the other party for a second, I said, “Well, single.”
Hiss – suddenly felt like a scumbag.
So I saved it again: “But I really hope to fall in love now, so you can think I’m not.”
He turned a page with Xie Ye and continued to ask: “The third question, if one day your boyfriend’s swimming trunks are washed away by the sea, what color do you want those swimming trunks to be…”
“What the **** is this problem???”
“Ah also, if you broke up with your boyfriend, how would you choose his method of death, A, poisoned in the gas house, B, hit by a tractor, C, flushed with a high-pressure water hose, D, thrown The phone blew up.”
“There’s no choice, no matter which one ends up in the same misery, and the last one, are you serious!”
“Oh, one more question, if your boyfriend finds a new love, what species do you want him to be, A, Godzilla, B, Alien, C, Zombie…”
“—No, stop, this is not a multiple-choice question that humans can design!”
About two minutes later.
“The result is out.” Yusano turned to the last page and said.
I craned my neck curiously, and Don, who happened to pass by, also glanced at it.
This is a test question of the type of Xinyi male god. According to the selection, I should be A, a man who likes calm and realism.
“According to analysis, you appreciate more calm and rational men, who have a sense of responsibility and responsibility, always have mature thoughts, and have first-class commanding ability. Although they seem indifferent, they actually care about the people around them.”
Reading with Xie Ye one by one, Dun Yue frowned more and more, and then said solemnly, “Could it be…”
He paused for a while, then said with great determination, “Could it be that Sister Ito likes the president?”
“Pfft–cough-cough-cough!”
“Wow, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!”
The first is the sound of Dazai choking on tea, and the second is the sound of my knee hitting the office cabinet because of my overreaction.
Even Tanizaki was silent: “Tun-kun, are you telling ghost stories?”
“Ah, isn’t it?” Ton was very confused, “But among the people I know, only the president seems to meet all the requirements.”
“No, Atsushi-kun,” Dazai said seriously, “and me.”
“I’m sorry Mr. Dazai, although it’s not a good thing to say, but…you are the most unlikely.”
Kenji: “I remember, doesn’t Mr. Kunikida also look like this kind of man?”
For a moment, the audience was silent.
…that seems to make sense.
Kunikida, who is still frantically brushing documents: “Ola Ora Ora Ora Ora!”
Yoshino threw the magazine back and said disappointedly: “It’s not allowed at all, it’s hard work.”
There was no gossip, and everyone felt bored, each doing their own work… No, each went to his own fish.
Only I know how reliable that test result is.
After all, there are many girls whose ideal type is their father or elder brother.
I thought that such boring days would continue for a while, but in the afternoon, a man with bangs that almost covered his eyes and a raccoon on his shoulders came to the detective agency.
“You are…” I woke up for a second, “The person in the group?”
The group’s chief mastermind, Edgar Allan Poe, I’ve seen pictures of him.
Obviously he walked in by himself, but he was more nervous than me: “Well, that… I brought the new work that Luanbu-kun wanted to see…”
“Ah, it’s you.” Before I asked the question, Luanbu on the other side stood up from his seat, “I’ve been waiting for you for a long time.”
Luanbu seems to be very familiar with each other. He doesn’t look like an enemy at all, but a friend who hasn’t seen each other for a long time. Could it be that the last challenge contributed to the friendship between the two?
I asked Yosano, the latter said so, and I have to sigh here, maybe this is the romance of a man.
The two sides chatted for a while, and I probably understood why Poe came to the detective agency.
It turns out that Poe’s supernatural ability is [The Black Cat of Mog Street], which can introduce readers into the mystery novels he wrote. Recently, everyone has been bored. The president felt that it was not a problem, so he discussed it with Luanbu. , I hope that everyone can come to a case-solving competition to mobilize the enthusiasm of employees, and by the way, they can also improve their ability to reason and solve cases, which is a win-win situation.
In order to ensure the safety of employees, Luanbu Tuopo writes mystery novels that are mainly suspenseful and not so brutal.
“Sounds like fun.” Kenji’s eyes lit up.
Yusano is still a little sullen: “No matter how you look at Mr. Ranbu, he will be the first.”
“Of course, there is no doubt about this,” Chaibu put his hands on his hips and stretched out his fingers, “so in order to ensure the fairness of the game, the real detective will only be in charge of the referee.”
“Even if Mr. Ranbu said so, I…”
“There are rewards for winning.”
Yu Xie Ye was suddenly curious: “What reward?”
“You choose, there is no fixed reward,” Luanbu said. “For example, you can make the loser your anatomy object or something…”
At this moment, Yosano was resurrected with blood, and we also felt an unprecedented chill.
Jinghua looked at Dun: “Are you participating?”
“You can give it a try, it feels pretty fun.”
“Then I’ll go too.”
Everyone decided to go to the race, but I was still sitting there.
“Senior Ito, are you not participating?” Tanizaki asked.
“No,” I looked at the food magazine in my hand, “I’m not interested in competitions…”
“Are you afraid of losing?”
…
I closed the magazine and slowly turned my head to look at the person who made the sound. Upon seeing this, Dun hurriedly covered Jinghua’s mouth: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sister, Xiao Jinghua, that’s not what she meant—she just wanted you to be with me. I’m embarrassed to say it when I’m participating in the competition!”
As soon as I finished speaking, I had put down the magazine and came to the queue waiting to enter the book world. Looking down at Jinghua, I said, “If you lose, don’t let Adon wipe your tears, little girl.”
“Mmmm.” Even though Dun covered his mouth, the latter made a stubborn voice.
The participants have settled on this, I, Atsushi, Kyoka, and Yosano, Kenji, Tanizaki.
Dazai’s ability to nullify is passive, so he can’t travel to the book through his ability, and can only be a judge outside with Luanbu. As for Kunikida… His enthusiasm for work no longer needs to be mobilized, he is the most strong.
Seeing that everyone was ready, Poe began to activate his abilities, and a dazzling light swept over each of us.
The next second, I just felt myself being drawn into the book by a powerful gravitational force, and when I woke up again, everything around me had changed.
There are many trees, here…is it a deep mountain?
Yeah, I got it!
I punched my palm in the palm of my hand. It must have been the Murder Case at the Deep Mountain Hotel. Many TV dramas do it this way. As long as you open your eyes to find the hotel and then conduct a comprehensive surveillance of the passengers, it’s ok. I’m really a genius.
And there is no way to use abilities in this world. My chakra is an exception. I have already taken the lead from the starting point. It’s great, and I win!
At the same time, the Armed Detective Agency.
Poe: “Huh?”
The raccoon squatting on his head chirped.
“Is there a problem, Po-kun?” Dazai asked, noticing his abnormality.
“No, this…how can I tell you,” Poe lowered his voice involuntarily and said after a while, “It seems something is wrong.”
He was a user of [Black Cat of Mog Street], so he could feel something different from before when the six people were sucked into the book.
Ranbu: “What’s wrong with the method?”
Poe hesitated for a moment, then said, “There seem to be only five people in my book.”