Former Cannon Fodder’s Self-help Manual - Chapter 30

“Official announcement…?”

Cao Feng remembered that official announcement was a word that became popular recently, and Mr. Jian didn’t know what official announcement meant.

He explained: “Official announcement means announcing a relationship to netizens on Weibo.”

Jian Yixian’s fingers tapped rhythmically on the desk, “I asked Xia Xia for her opinion.”

Xia Changhan didn’t know that Jian Yixian wanted to announce his relationship, and he was squatting on the set and watching the excitement in the system. Today, he was filming the kiss scene between Yuan Yan and Gao Zijian. The chrysanthemum tea that I often drink at home was replaced by mint tea.

Gao Zijian is a big man, but he is the one who is the least calm.

He was fidgeting, and couldn’t even play his favorite game. He secretly glanced at Yuan Yan for a while, puffed out his mouth for a while, and sniffed around, for fear of smelling in his mouth.

The clear bag next to his seat is half filled with gum wrappers and tends to fill up.

Xia Changhan hugged the cup and chatted to the system: “Look at Gao Zijian, I don’t know where to put my hands.”

The system felt that Xia Changhan had a weird sense of pride like an old driver watching a novice on the road.

Xia Changhan added contentedly: “All young children are like this.”

The system remembered a night when Xia Changhan couldn’t get in and was crying. It played a pornographic film and saved Xia Changhan who was almost suffocated.

“It’s rare in the entertainment industry to have someone as clean as Gao Zijian.”

The system couldn’t stand it anymore, “Gao Zijian is tall and handsome, he can sing and act, even if he thinks about it on his knees, he won’t be a chick.”

Xia Changhan: “You can see that he was at a loss and chewed half a bag of gum nervously. This evidence is enough to show that this is his first time.”

System: “The “beep—” that he’beep—”has a row.”

Xia Changhan: “What’s wrong with you, have you got a virus?”

System: “What I just said are all words like ‘beep…’. According to the requirements of the anti-pornography center, these are sensitive words, and they will be harmonized as soon as they are spoken.”

Xia Changhan suddenly reacted: “No, I know the word beep, but what is beep, girl, man?”

The system said that you overestimated my integrity and underestimated my limitlessness: “He wiped as many chrysanthemums as one row.”

Xia Changhan: “…”

After chatting with the system, Xia Changhan put down his water glass and called the two of them to take a kiss scene. Yuan Yan stood calmly by the pool, followed by the shy Gao Zijian.

Gao Zijian’s handsome face was flushed, and he said coyly, “Sister Yan, I brushed my teeth several times before I came here, and I also ate a lot of chewing gum.”

Yuan Yan covered her mouth with her sleeve and smiled, “I ate two cloves of garlic.”

Gao Zijian was shocked, the redness on his handsome face faded quickly, he said with a trembling voice, “Even if Sister Yan eats garlic, she is still a fairy…”

Yuan Yan gave a “puchi” smile, “I’m lying to you, why are you so honest?”

Gao Zijian breathed a sigh of relief: “Sister Yan, I was almost scared to death by you.”

Yuan Yan smiled and said, “Is it so scary to kiss my sister?”

Gao Zijian said with a bitter face, “Sister Yan, stop playing, let’s start quickly.”

Yuan Yan: “So impatient?”

Gao Zijian: “…”

Sure enough, the personalities of the celebrities in the entertainment industry are all deceptive, they are all **** hypocrisy!

Gao Zijian thought angrily in his heart, it happened that his emotions at the moment matched the artistic conception of the script, and he would soon enter the play, and pass one by one.

After taking the last one of the day, Xia Changhan walked over and patted Gao Zijian on the shoulder: “Sure, Gao Zijian, I can’t tell, you have experienced many battles.”

Gao Zijian spit out his saliva: “Director Xia, this is the third time I’ve kissed a woman.”

Xia Changhan said in his heart that you went to kiss a man.

After everyone was gone, Xia Changhan also packed up her keys and other small items, put them in her bag, and carried the LC bag she bought from a street stall for 50 yuan to the Maybach.

Jian Yixian had been waiting inside for a long time, pulled Xia Changhan to sit beside him, took out a box of Haagen-Dazs from the small refrigerator and handed it to her: “Is it hot?”

Xia Changhan tore open the package, took a spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth: “It’s so hot, do you want to eat, open your mouth.”

Xia Changhan dug another spoonful of Haagen-Dazs and stuffed it into Jian Yixian’s mouth, and the two of them finished a box of Haagen-Dazs one bite at a time.

After Xia Changhan finished eating, Jian Yixian took out a tissue and wiped her mouth.

Xia Changhan pressed her hand and said, “Wait a minute, shouldn’t it be you who found ice cream residue around my mouth, rolled it away with your tongue, and said with a smile that it was delicious?”

Girlfriends asked for it, and Jian Yixian would definitely do it. She pinched Xia Changhan’s chin and branded a hot kiss.

Xia Changhan thought about it for a while: “I didn’t lick it.”

Jian Yixian pressed her shoulders, pressed her on the chair, and looked down at her condescendingly: “I didn’t try too hard.”

Xia Changhan only felt that Jian Yixian’s lips were soft, and her saliva was sweet, and she was so dizzy that she was about to ascend to heaven.

System: “Kiss, wake up, if you don’t breathe again, you are really going to ascend to heaven~”

Xia Changhan: “…”

Only then did she realize that she was about to suffocate, so she struggled quickly.

Jian Yixian let her go, and licked her lips with insatiable desire. Xia Changhan’s face was pale, and he gasped like a fish dying of thirst.

Jian Yixian felt distressed and a little bit dissatisfied, caressing Xia Changhan’s back and sighed: “You still need to exercise more.”

Xia Changhan leaned closer and said, “I’ve exercised enough, my Zheng x Yan has lost… Ballroom dancing will scare you to death.”

Jian Yixian had never heard of Zheng x Yan’s ballroom dance, and thought it was a beautiful and moving dance like jazz and Latin. She was very happy and whispered, “Show me tonight.”

The system thought of Xia Changhan shaking his hands and feet, jumping up and down, as if he had epilepsy, and wanted to laugh: “Hahahahahaha”

Xia Changhan: “Smile, **** off.”

The Charleston Hotel arrived soon, and Liu Ping greeted him personally at the door.

He saw Jian Yixian trotting over, nodded and bowed: “Mr. Jane is good.”

Standing beside Mr. Jian was a slim, bright and charming woman.

Liu Ping took a closer look, isn’t this **** Mrs. Jian’s ex-girlfriend, now she’s Mrs. Jian’s girlfriend, the rich family is so deep,

Liu Ping is used to meeting with the wind, and pointed to the door: “Mr. Jian, Mrs. Jian, please come in.”

Sure enough, upon hearing his address, Jian Yixian’s smile deepened.

The seat was set in the VIP area on the second floor. After drinking for three rounds, with the soothing sound of the violin, Jian Yixian took Xia Changhan’s hand affectionately: “Xia Xia, I want to make an official announcement, do you want to?” ?”

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Call mom tomorrow, the first world is coming to an end