Full Of My Love To You - Chapter 10
When Xu Weiyu returned to China, after being renamed, he invited my roommates to eat in the bedroom.
The head of our bedroom saw Xu Weiyu’s first sentence: “Why not I was born in a village with you ?!”
Xu Weiyu politely replied: “Even if I am in a village with you, we can only be brothers.”
“…”
Afterwards, the room manager’s evaluation of Xu Weiyu was: “There are both men’s maturity and boys’ cuteness!”
I don’t know where she came from.
Two days ago, the director of the university sent me a message saying: I am finally in love!
The next day she sent a message and told me: Of course I fell in love again!
Ask why it is so fast.
She replied: He was with me because he knew my father was an official, and his father was too, but the official position was smaller than my father. He broke up with me because my father is an official of the Anti-Corruption Bureau. Is it necessary to prove his father is a corrupt official so urgently? !
“…”
Another friend in college went to plastic surgery. She used to call herself a “facelifter”. After returning, she told me that she was going to pursue a boy who had a crush on her before and fulfilled her dream of a girl.
I said: Looking forward to good news.
The next day she told me that the other party was willing!
I say congratulations.
The girl said, “But I didn’t agree!”
When I asked why, she sighed and said, “At first, it was amazing, completely, only for the world to see less.”
“…”
Facelifter: “Xizi, I want to go for a facelift again!”
After having a facelift before, confessing to someone who had a crush on the young, and then feeling that she was stupid and naive, then the girl suddenly had a whimsy.
I said, “Why can’t you think about it?”
“I just looked in the mirror for a long time and found that life is meaningless.”
“Why do you want to abuse yourself?”
talent:”……”
I:”……”
Daren: “I just want to find some flash points !!”
Me: “… and found out that all are sunspots (black spots that often appear on the sun’s surface)?”
“…”
“…”
During this time, I stayed with my family at home. My friend refused to come out to play. This time, my friend Lan Lan made a blind date and asked me to accompany me across the province. My usual height is to support her one-seven-meter model. I said yes. The main reason is that she has something to do with her.
After the blind date, Lan Lan called and said that it was unsuccessful. “The reason for the other party’s refusal is that she likes a cute and petite girl. I still don’t think he is strong!”
Lan Lan finally said: “Qingxi, I guess that person is looking at you.”
I said, “Did you tell him that I am a married woman? By the way, I am very tangled, am I petite?”
Lan Lan: “Is it a comparison? Isn’t I really strong? I shed tears, haven’t I been irritated by you to reduce the weight by twenty?”
Thinking of this friend when he weighed 120 years ago, he hugged me and said, “When will I reach ninety pounds?”
“Lan Lan, your chest is pressing on me.”
“My chest is still below !!”
“…”
Since then, she has been angry and strong, reducing from 120 to 100 in half a year.
Lan Lan: “Is love really inversely proportional to weight?”
My consolation: “Do you think a little pig will like a thin chicken? It must still like the plump and cute pig!”
“I don’t feel any comfort for Mao? For Mao? Gu Qingxi.”
“…”
Go shopping around the head of the same city.
The manager’s phone rang midway, and she glanced at it and missed it.
I asked: “Why not?”
The director answered: “Senior husband, there is nothing to say.”
“…”
Shortly afterwards, Weiyu called. I was a bit slow at the time and still somehow looked at the phone for a long time.
The director asked, “Who?”
I answered smoothly: “Adult.”
The director was stunned and laughed!
Xu Weiyu came to pick me up later.
The head of the office beckoned him far, “Xu Fufu! Here!”
Xu Weiyu came over, glanced at the head of the room, then at me, and asked, “Is this man venting again?”
The head of the room giggled, shaking like a sieve.
On the way back, Xu Weiyu asked: “What did she call me just now?”
I calmly answered: “Brother-in-law.”
Xu Weiyu gave an “Oh” sound.
Then Xu Weiyu’s phone rang (text message), he checked, then frowned, and then laughed, “Is the adulterer right?”
“…”
The person who does n’t want to care for a short time, the room manager, does n’t bring such fun!
One day, at dinner, the head of the office called and said, “Breakup again!”
The frequency of this girl changing her boyfriend made me forget when she started getting along this time.
As I ate the rice, I asked her with concern: “Why broke it again?” The reason for her breakup was very strange, which surprised and delighted me.
Director: “When I was wearing a dress, he was wearing a non-mainstream vest! I was non-mainstream, he was wearing a suit! My mother bit his teeth and wearing a bank uniform, he was wearing a T-shirt jeans! If you want to break up, just say it This is gross, decisive break! ”
“…”
Before going out this time, several friends contacted me, all with long text messages and a list of cosmetics. I reply one by one: I went to Africa this time. No more response.
I am depressed, there are so many good things in Africa, you have nothing else to pursue except cosmetics?
Daren represents everyone’s common thoughts back: no.
The head of the office is coming to eat with me on a whim. I said yes, she said to call Lan Lan again.
Lan Lan was about a two-hour drive from my house. It was not far away. I didn’t see her for a long time, so I called. Lan Lan immediately agreed: “It’s great, come immediately! My grandma’s blind date, my sister is too rescued!”
“…”
Lan Lan probably walked back and said over the phone: “Sorry, my sister gave birth and I must hurry!”
“…”
Then the head of the room said, “Shall we no longer call the masters?”
I don’t know what wind the room director is blowing today. The master is in the Great South. If you are flying, you may arrive in two hours.
I asked the head of the office: “What are you doing today? Wouldn’t it be a disaster, uh, leave us a last word?”
The head of the room glared over, “Scorpio is really a hit. I just had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that the four of us were hunted down and the wounds of the dead and injured were so sad, so I must see you alive today!
“…”
In the end, the natural master didn’t come. When Lan Lan arrived, the head of the room was playing games in the living room.
Lan Lan looked at it and said, “Director, why are you fat again?”
Director: “Banks are under pressure.”
Lan Lan: “Are you still fat when under pressure?”
The head of the office said while killing the enemy: “Ah, I’m growing upside down.”
“…”
As long as the gang of people get together, they always laugh.
During the meal, the head of the room asked Wei Yu: “Xu Shao, does your unit have a handsome guy like you?”
Drizzle: “No.”
The head of the office was disappointed, “What about it?”
Drizzle: “No.”
The head of the office is desperate, “The opposite?”
Wei Yu glanced at her, “What the **** do you want to say?”
The director smiled obsessively: “Xu Ye, can you introduce someone?”
Wei Yu: “Unhappy.”
Director: “Why?”
Wei Yu: “I don’t want to hurt people.”
“…”
High school girlfriends: Did you see the photo? A young man who was very satisfied with my old lady asked me to get along with him. I’m dead! Does it look like Africans? It’s so African!
Me: Actually, Africans are very handsome.
Girlfriends: I have been tortured and collapsed recently! I couldn’t stand it yesterday. I told my mom that I don’t like men, I like women!
Khan: Is your mother scared?
Girlfriend: The problem is no, my mother is very calm, she said “Oh”, and then said, “Then you can get along with him, the boy works well …” It’s completely different from me!
Me: What are you going to do?
Girlfriend: I’m still dead!
Sometimes think about it, it is really not easy for girls who are forced to make a blind date, it is not easy, on the one hand, it is the care of family members, and on the other, it is their own persistence. One can imagine the pressure.
I often tell my friends who have these troubles, you wait, wait for him to come. However, we all know how convincing these words are, in fact, it is also a kind of psychological comfort. But I think, instead of just pulling an individual to get married at the moment, it’s uncomfortable to wait behind. It’s better to wait. Anyway, you have waited for him for more than 20 years.