Full Of My Love To You - Chapter 26

On the first day of the weekend, Wei Yu called my friend there: “I changed a small part in my car and asked me to sell it for four thousand oceans. The scrap iron sold was not sold!

Then the other party said something, and he sneered, “Yeah, I don’t have money.” He paused, “But my wife has, hehe.”

I was thinking that I have been walking on the moonlight, when will I get rich? Just listened to him and then answered: “Yes, I said this is how angry you are without your wife’s pain? Hahahahaha! It’s so cool!”

… shake S?

The car is about to be repaired, Xu Weiyu made an appointment at the 4S shop: “Hello, a XX, the license plate is … come tomorrow afternoon.”

The other party stopped for a while and said, “I’m sorry you made a mistake. This is a housekeeping service center. Do you need any service?”

I thought he was about to hang up, and he immediately asked, “What service do you have?”

“Part-time workers, family nanny, etc.”

So he called the hourly worker, came to clean the house tomorrow, and finally hung up the phone with satisfaction.

I watched him for a while, and I have to wonder if this guy had made the wrong call on purpose? Lazy to death.

That day, the hourly work was sent away, and Wei Yu was watching TV. His colleague called and he was too lazy to press the PA button and listened on the table. On the TV, a female voice was saying, “Don’t go, I’m wrong, please don’t go!”

The other party whispered: “Are you arguing with your wife?”

Drizzle: “No.”

The other party: “Oh, scared me to death, I also want to say that if you quarrel with your wife, then you will not come to the unit tomorrow, lest we be angered by you and threatened by a powerful life.”

Sitting next to me was speechless.

Afterwards I asked Xu Weiyu: “Have you ever lost your temper in your unit?”

“No.” He said, “I said that if I divorced one day, you remember to lock all weapons, I said that.”

“…”

On National Day, our family went to the restaurant to eat with Xu Weiyu’s family.

When I walked into the hotel, I heard Wei Yu talking to his father: “Can you help me deal with the ticket?” His father said decisively: “No.”

Then on the table he began to drink his dad’s wine. When he drank high, he patted his son’s shoulder and said, “Drunk, we can’t help.

Wei Hu decisively put down the bottle and turned to say something to my dad: “Dad, is it okay to change it now?”

This guy is really not afraid of any elders. My dad has always been serious, and the result was amused by him.

It’s a living treasure.

On the way home, I asked him: “I think you’re drinking, or let me drive, you can rest on it.”

“It’s just two cups. Besides, it’s okay in the city.”

“Most of your tickets are in the city, okay?”

Wei Yu said sadly: “Don’t be so direct, by the way, dear, can you lend me your driver’s license? I may not have enough points …”

“…” I seriously criticized, “You need to pay attention next time!”

“That’s for sure!”

“What if there is another ticket?”

“Let you borrow again!”

“…” For a long time, it was nonsense.

During the holiday, I accompanied Xu Weiyu’s friend to see the car. Wei Yu seemed to be in his circle of friends, including my circle of friends. I saw Weiyu stopped in front of a black car and asked, “How is this car?”

Salesperson: “Absolutely open!”

The people next to us were silent, and even the salesperson responded that he had just brainstormed, but Weiyu nodded in a serious way and said, “Well, it’s not bad.”

“…”

Go to the bathhouse to take a shower at night. I finished washing first and waited for Xu Weiyu in the hall. I didn’t see it after waiting for half an hour.

Later, I learned that this guy fainted in it … After being fainted, he was put into a room where he changed clothes. A male staff member was blowing him with a cooler. When he woke up, this guy was vague and confused : “I don’t want special service!” It is said that everyone next to me laughed crazy.

After arriving in the car, he leaned over and wiped my sleeves with tears. “Everyone is seen by others. Wife, you can comfort my soul when you go back.”

“I didn’t see it.”

“You usually watch it alone!”

“…”

On the way, he has been nagging like Goddess Xianglin: “Being seen, alas, what to do, being seen, feeling so tired of the world, what to do, naked, shameless, I feel I will never love again Now … ”

I said, “Is that so exaggerated?”

He immediately raised his voice and said: “Yes, my body was originally bare for you alone, now …” I interrupted him, “Your parents, grandparents, and some elders, probably many people have seen you Are you naked? Although you were a kid and grew up, did n’t you say that when you took a shower at the university, did you compare with others? Uh, wo n’t you be hit by foreigners? ”

Wei Yu: “Say! Who are you? My wife ?!”

“…”

I am very lazy intermittently, I do n’t want to move, I do n’t want to wash my clothes, but I do n’t want to wash my clothes, but I have pimples in my heart, so I asked Xu Weiyu to go into the study and say, “I ’ll give you one hundred and wash your clothes.”

After Xu Weiyu had a meal, I thought he was going to say that I was not happy, but the result said: “They are not so cheap.”

“two hundred?”

After washing, he ran back and said: “This customer, would you like to come with a bed service or something, as long as one hundred.”

Me: “No need.”

“Fifty, fifty!”

“…”

“Upside down, upside down!”

“…”

In the evening Xu Weiyu went online and saw a piece of news, questioning a **** facelift.

Wei Yu: “Did I spray it on the spot? The most critical parts of the family have been publicly redressed, and other places use a knife to count the hair? Now the news is getting boring.”

“…”

Looking at the mirror while washing, he looked left and right and said, “My face is really 360 degrees without dead ends.”

While brushing my teeth, I nodded his jaw. “There is foam left in this corner, probably in a dead corner, so I didn’t see it.”

“…”

Xu Weiyu got up early in the morning and touched it in my clothes pocket. I said, “What are you doing?”

Wei Yu: “Pro, give me some money.”

I thought to myself that I could not be so poor, so I asked, “Did you go out and do something that I don’t know?”

The light rain looked at me implicitly, “Did you finally know?”

The word “eating, drinking, and gambling” immediately appeared in my mind, and I only heard him say, “Don’t I silently give you all my small vaults? Trying to be a good man in the new era, I haven’t left a point for myself. Money, and when you suddenly find out one day, you will hug me and say, “Her husband, you are the best”! However, when I got up early in the morning, I told me that the unit cafeteria is to pay for it by myself, so, boss, please give a small Ten dollars for the meal. ”

I have been speechless for a long time, “Which clothes are you stuffing?”

So they turned over their coats there in the morning.

Cousin taught at the university. I ran to listen to her lecture when I had nothing to do. I didn’t say hello to her in the past that day, but chose her time in class and took the back seat. A classmate next to me asked softly, “You seem to have escaped several classes, classmate.”

I didn’t know how to answer, so I laughed and said nothing. The male student was very persistent and asked, “Aren’t you from our class?”

I said, “I listen.”

The other party said decisively: “Is there any more to listen to university courses? Then you give me your number, you name it for me, I invite you to dinner.”

Someone beside him laughed, “He wants to make you!”

The boy blushed and retorted, “No.”

This boy should be really not, he just wanted me to name him, but I still explained to the classmates who were courageously encouraging him to chase me, “I got the certificate.”

The next day, I listened to my wife-in-law and said to me in surprise that students from their school were said to be married!

I:”……”

Go to the cinema with Xu Weiyu and a couple of friends (the man and Weiyu are brothers).

Halfway through the movie, the buddy said, “Huh, high IQ, this is a crime.”

Xu Weiyu said slowly: “I saw the crime, but the high IQ did not.”

Buddy: “Dude, don’t you think this video is very deep?”

Wei Yu: “Different from person to person, it may be quite deep for you.”

Man: “I said sister-in-law, is your husband attacking me personally?”

Me: “…” People who don’t understand much, don’t want to comment on this.