Full Of My Love To You - Chapter 28

When Xu Weiyu is shameless, I will say to him: “What about your morality?”

He looked back at Bai Meisheng and said, “I fell when I fell in love with you.”

Then, when his co-workers and friends were stimulated by the blatant actions he made under the breeze and the moon-like elegance, he would say to him: “Brother Yu, your temperament is off!”

He smiled back, “No, it’s your morality.”

In short, I have received more than one phone call about Xu Weiyu’s integrity.

“Brother and sister, you have to take the lead for me, yes, I am his colleague, from the same department, with the surname Liu, and suffered from his inhumane violations! He is not guaranteed at night, he wants to jump the river, but there are old and small in the family …”

“…”

Later, I asked him: “Why did you infringe Colleague Liu?”

Wei Yu: “Fart! He has nothing to do all day, sloshing in my office, so annoying, people get handcuffed over to tie him to his seat and let him stop for a while.”

“…”

The micro-rain unit organized to go live to fight a real CS, I was taken away, all kinds of unwillingness. Fortunately, many **** men also brought their families.

Before the game, according to the way of drawing, I and Weiyu became the enemy. He took my hand and said: “Wife-in-law, I am an organized and disciplined person, so what I did to you later, please … Adults don’t remember the villains, don’t let me kneel when you go home what.”

Someone in front shouted, “Brother Yu, what are your mother-in-law and mother? Hurry up and gather!”

Wei Yu: “Noisy, noisy, I am reiterating my personality as an edge wiper!”

Shortly after the battle, I was pointed at with a gun.

Xu Weiyu ran from a distance, “Wait, wait! The captive let me come!”

I looked at the sky, after Xu Weiyu ran, he saw him affectionately glance at his teammates, and then, he was extinguished.

teammate:”……”

I:”……”

Wei Yu: “You can’t fight against beautiful women.”

I ’m not a beauty, I sincerely said: “You still solved me with a shot, I really want to go down for tea.”

It is said that Xu Weiyu once went to dinner after work with his colleagues. Just two days before the US military exercise, they exchanged this content there while eating, and sometimes leaked some words such as “missile”, “power”, “delivery”, etc. They speak more professionally and add a few words: “What happens if we encounter anything from our army?” “It’s not necessarily who wins and who loses.” “Bibi knows!” And the like.

So many people who had eaten silently turned their eyes to them.

When the group of high-ranking intellectuals paid their bills finally, the shop owner waved boldly and said: “Brothers, you are all going to fight in front of you. I’ll invite you to this! Listen to you, now the weapons are so powerful … estimate …” The boss could not bear to turn his head.

When Wei Yu said to me, he was sad, “That big brother invited us to eat ‘Last Supper.’ After that time, we were not embarrassed to go to that little restaurant …”

Xu Weiyu’s various rogue quotes.

After a week and a half of going to bed, I looked at me with emotion, “It seems that the male and female lovers who seem to have been poisoned, the girl passing by will be poisoned … Hey, don’t go girl!”

Busy in front of the computer, he ran and said, “Please be lost.”

While drying his clothes, he went round and said with a dumb face: “This good-looking contractor, please contract me? As long as you work hard, you will have a big harvest next year, and you will not lose money.”

I:”……”

Of course, it’s basically noisy.

Outside, when he was with his friends, when he saw someone looking at the beauty, Wei Yu snorted, “What about your qualities?” Then he said, “If you want to see it, just look at your own family. If you look at others, you will see it for nothing!”

I couldn’t help asking him once, “Your men don’t have noble sentiments?”

Wei Yu **** smile: “… love … **** … I have it all, of course, I only have it for you!”

I called and wanted to call the room manager, but I dialed the wrong number, but I didn’t hear the “hello” at the beginning, so I continued to say: “Would you like to introduce you? Although he is an only child but has a good personality and looks Not bad, the height is a bit less than the one eight meters you want. What do you think, do you want to see? ”

The other party: “But … I like women.”

Looking at the cell phone, it turned out to be a male friend with the same surname as the head of the room, and the card holder lined up with the head of the room.

Awkwardly immediately said that he made a mistake.

The other party laughed: “I believe, because I have no one-eight-meter requirement for the female. By the way, your husband said that he is still tall, what’s going on? How did you make up for him? It will be developed by pulling five centimeters high! ”

I also wanted to know what was going on, so I asked Xu Weiyu at night: “Are you still growing tall?”

“Yes! I always feel like stepping on the air when I sleep these two days.”

I wiped sweat, “Is that calcium deficiency?”

Light rain: “…”

When chatting with Xu Weiyu on the Internet, I had something to walk away, so I said to him, “I’ll come back and talk.”

Then when I came back, I saw a bunch of words on the screen: “What is the most annoying thing to come back after the advertisement!”

“Don’t come back when you leave!”

“Go! Go! Go out of this door and don’t come back!”

“I knew I was always giving between us!”

I went back: “How come there is no such classic‘ I feel like I will never love again ’?”

Xu Weiyu: “Is your immunity strong …”

After dinner, I walked back, crossed the street, a car broke through a red light, and swept past me. Xu Weiyu immediately pulled me back. He glanced at the car’s license plate and said, “Wait for double tickets , Two goods! ”

After the two crossed the road, I asked him: “If a car really hits, what would you do?”

Wei Yu: “You still have to think about it, push you away, I fell to the ground, you come back to swindle money, slap him not dead!”

I am speechless, “Is it wrong to misrepresent?”

“We must have crossed the road in a law-abiding way. Those who will hit us are not long-eyed. If you are not long-eyed, please treat him with anything. After eating, he called and hummed. ”

“Are you dating?”

“…”

Xu Weiyu was calling someone, “When one thing says” I’m not happy “, don’t waste your tongue, no matter what you say, I won’t agree to it! I said more, I made me even more Unhappy, second, I am still ‘unhappy’. ”

I later said to him, “You usually have nine out of ten things that will say ‘unhappy’, unhappysir?”

Wei Yu: “But I am happysir to you all the time, Hsir for short!”

I wonder if he does not understand what H means?

One day I asked him casually, “Happysir, what do you think is the most happy thing for you?”

Wei Yu: “H!”

“…”

Watching TV in the evening, during this time it was heavy rain in the north, and the sun was shining on our side, and I said, “How come it rains to us no matter what?”

Xu Weiyu listened and nodded and said, “That is to say, rain and dew are soaked!”

Friends: “One sentence proves that you are the owner of the family!”

Wei Yu: “I have great power in my home economy!”

Me: “… I’m in charge if you are not happy.”

“…”