Futanari Bizzare Adventure - Chapter 2

A normal and simple morning came by when the sunlight illuminates the whole room inside. A girl with short light orange hair that covers up her forehead yawning while trying to get up as soon as the alarm on her right side of bed ringing and wake her up, trying to tell her to awake when heard it.

Her half-awake eyes still can’t see clearly her surroundings. But she tries it and gets up from the bed, trying to get closer to the mirror on her bed, a full-length mirror she only had and always use to dress up and posing. It’s normal for a girl in her teen to do that since she always been rumored to be a bitch and always horny. Some boys even claim that she’s one of the s.e.xiest girls around her school.

But after checking up her own body, her face suddenly pales as soon she regained her consciousness. She’s not in the half-sleep state again like before, she fully aware and realizing what is wrong with her.

“Are you f.u.c.k.i.n.g kidding me?! I-I-I-I… became Yuuki Miku from Highschool of The Dead?!”

She yelled out aloud. Loud enough to make someone downstairs heard it and made her realize the mistake she had, so she covered her mouth and trying to quiet when she heard footsteps coming closer to her room and suddenly opened her room.

“Miku?! What was that? Why are you yelling?! Are you okay….?!”

The one who asks that is her mother. She has a worried expression seen clearly from her face and Miku just shook her head to answer it, made the mother just sigh in relief as nothing happened although she’s a bit confused at her yelling.

“Really? But tell me anything if you have a problem, okay? Oh right, breakfast was already done, come downstairs and get ready for school.”

“…Y-Yes, mom.”

Her mother nodded and leave her, when the footsteps already far away, she sighed and coughed a bit to calm herself. Her sudden outburst is really a mistake of her but that can’t be helped since that was a quick response she got when she finds out that she’s in one of the hateful characters and the biggest one is she’s a bitch. She not even included in the main characters group because she’s a minor or side character.

She pinches her forehead as she trying to get dressed because she has a school to attend. Thinking about this world quarter-baked world is really a pain and it seems she has to improve the plot and made the original story of her. But how will she do it?

‘There are so many objectives I must gain. First, do not get involved with Shidou’s group, I hate that group and don’t have many beautiful girls to f.u.c.k. Second, stick with the main cast or Takashi’s group because it’s full of beautiful and gorgeous girls ready to f.u.c.k and they’re f.u.c.kable. Third, steal Takashi’s harem, it’s obvious. Fourth, get the MILF, because they’re hot as f.u.c.k. Fifth, clean up the mess of this world or maybe eradicate all of the zombies? It would be impossible and I’m no saint either, but this is can be considered questionable objective. Sixth, go to another world after this one done or maybe stay? I dunno, but that can be decided later.’

After thinking of her plan and objectives, for now, she then began to have breakfast and have a school. From the memories of Yuuki Miku or herself, her family is really normal and happy, with no scandal or anything although there are a few bad rumors about her that are spread within the school, but that didn’t bother her up as she didn’t care very much about it.

All her relatives are normal too. She’s the only child of this family and she has no boyfriend, which was relief news for her right now. That means she still single yet her reputation seems bad yet good, because of the result of her promiscuity and that’s made the current Miku angry but decided it’s already too late to fix her reputation and goes along with it.

‘It seems already late. Meh, I will just be myself and use the gifts I received from that… being to its fullest potential. And when I checked my body, turn out what that being said is true, I have a p.e.n.i.s or d.i.c.k. Although it’s still not hard, I’m positive enough it’s around 10 inches like what I’ve asked.’

Miku just humming happily when walking towards the school while keeping her current appearance and satisfied that she has what she needs the most to conquer any girls she may encounter or attracted to. There are any hot girls around the main cast of HOTD after all and she intends to steal all of them for her only.

——

Turns out this is her, Yuuki Miku, second year and most importantly it’s an hour before the outbreak happened and Miku’s life being f.u.c.k.e.d by this sudden flow that exactly happened at the moment she possesses this body. Although she’s positive that she heard about the being’s explanation about when her new life started, she didn’t expect this.

How did she knew all of this?

Second, cherry blossom trees always bloom in early April.

Third, Komuro Takashi’s nowhere to be found and be fathomed skipping his class.

Fourth, she is in the same class as the canon or main cast. There’s Hirano Kohta, Takagi Saya, Miyamoto Rei, Komuro Takashi, Igou Hisashi, and herself.

Miku herself has friends but can’t be called a best friend because she knew all of them are backstabbing-bitch which has a double face or mask that covers their faces. So she trying to distance herself from them and given a weird look, but nonetheless, she does not care at all about it.

‘How the f.u.c.k I’m currently in canon… should I skip a class and prepare for the worst…? That’s it, the class isn’t important right now as in a few hours the world would go into chaos.’

With a look full of determination, she then decided to leave the classroom and go somewhere. Finding anything like a gun or sort of is useless since this is school, but if she was lucky enough, maybe a wooden sword or anything can be a weapon for her to survive.

She herself knew about most of the events of HOTD and decided to not tell them, because that would be weird and people will not trust her in the world which is trust is more important than anything. That’s why she searches and searches for any places, anything that could be useful as a weapon or repels them, the zombie.

As far as she did, she founds some that could be useful. A mop that she took off, it can be used to stab someone sharp enough and maybe people head. The wooden sword she got from the kendo club, she politely asked them to hand it to her and they willingly give it, she said to be some practice and interested to some swordsmanship and it’s gained the attention of Busujima Saeko—one of beautiful and gorgeous girl she has ever seen in HOTD franchise.

The purple-haired senior who seems cool and emit elegant aura yet actually innocent and pure girl. The gap moe of her really good and wonderful that she wants to admit it. Busujima Saeko probably her waifus in HOTD. The way she smiles right now to her, she just chuckles and gives her a small smile.

“Yes, Busujima-senpai. My name is Yuuki Miku from class 2B. I may not look like anyone who interested in swordsmanship but like one said, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”, right?”

She nods at her junior statement.

“True. Someone who judges from appearance only will fail to notice the true quality that’s inside of each people. They’ll never able to figure out their own talent too if possible.”

“I’m glad you agreed. But Busujima-senpai, what are you doing in here? The first period will start, you know? Don’t you have a class to attend?”

But she chuckled and look at me with a warm smile.

It’s rare for someone like Busujima Saeko to have that kind of smile. Moreover, the lucky Miku who’s the one who sees and has it for herself. She wants to cry in joy when seeing that. She really happy and felt blessed for a moment.

“Yet you’re here too. I’m just trying to take a break and train for a bit.”

“Is that so? Well, I can’t blame myself for skipping too. But honestly, I don’t think today is a good day to be in school, senpai.”

Saeko blinked and curious about that.

“I have a bad feeling, really bad. I dunno how to say it, but… this will be the worst and horrible Monday I’ve ever got in my entire life.”

“Really? Has your intuition always be accurate enough? Or it’s just a fake?”

But Miku just shrugged and give her a look.

“50:50, senpai but for today, I think it’s the worse case than before or my previous intuition. You always know about woman intuition, right? Most women who use their intuition always hit the nail, unlike men that always have inaccurate intuition or prediction.”

“Fufu, that’s why you have school mop and kendo club’s wooden sword with you right now?”

The short light orange-haired girl nods her head and about to answer it until she heard a loud yelling that came from the other way. This of course made the girls blinked and wondered what is that sounds, woman and man yelling that sounds terrible came from far from them.

Realizing that, Saeko looking from the window of the club room and watch many teachers that got bitten and blood gushed from their bodies and defiles the school grounds. The purple-haired senpai just looks with a horrified face and turns around to look at her junior with calm.

Miku who knows the kind of expression Saeko actually had right now cursing in her mind.

‘Shit! It’s already started?! Great… just great. But my [Instant Mastery] just come in handy and work perfectly. I already know how to use the wooden sword and the mop—for weapon purpose of course—to its fullest at least. All of it depends on me.’

But just to make sure it’s not so obvious, Miku has to ask Saeko about what currently happened.

“Senpai…? What is that sound? That sounds scary…”

“It looks like a trespasser and… he bites someone. All the teachers who bitten seem to die.”

“D-Die…? Are you sure about it, Busujima-senpai?”

But Saeko just gives her a nod, which made Miku faking her pale face right now. In her mind, she just cl.i.c.k.i.n.g her tongue in annoyed as the situation seems getting worse. Rather, she sees the gate already broke out and many zombies start invading the school ground. Moreover, the amount of zombie… is most likely more than the canon has.

As someone who regarded as m.a.t.u.r.e and cool beauty, let’s not forget how Busujima Saeko raised by her family, she has to calm down her junior condition and no time for her to be in a panic. Protecting women is also a woman’s pride, not just protecting men. She herself knew that and remembers it clearly through her head. Senior protecting her junior is common sense because they’re older than the junior and it’s always the older one’s job who protect the younger—like what Saeko did right now.

She rushes out and leaves the kendo club while grabbing Miku’s hands, of course, this makes Miku startled for a second and can only laugh happily in her mind right now. Her hands being held by Saeko, the beauty of HOTD and famous waifu, the cool swordswoman—anyone would die happily.

But Miku shook her head which made Saeko look puzzled.

‘No. This is not the right time and after this, I believe Saeko will meet with Shizuka and the other main cast. Also, I want to avoid Shidou’s group as much as possible. Maybe kill Shidou? Yep, that’s the right thing to do but he will die in the end because of EMP blast turn off his bus. Although I can’t be sure about it since there might be differences in this dimension than the canon.’

‘Yuuki-kun, she… the way she swung and use the momentum of it… she looks like mine but a bit better.’

Noticing this, Miku just snickered.

‘Thanks to [Instant Mastery] and [Weapon Mastery] I have as perks. It’s really helping me to adapt and use this wooden sword better. Also… the slice of memories it showed to me, that belongs to Saeko. Did that mean she ever uses this?’

After using the wooden sword, Miku clearly neglecting the mop that she carried around before and focus on the sword. As someone said, a sword is a common weapon and famous for centuries also had a weird feeling that drawn people to use it frequently.

That’s why she chooses to use sword rather than mop that can be used as spear like Miyamoto Rei did in the canon and if possible learn also use a gun, since that would be so useful against something like a zombie since it can shoot and kill from afar: make it usable and save the stamina of the user.

It doesn’t need someone to go on the field or ground. Easy to carry and easy to kill. A dangerous weapon that everyone can use so easily, even a child can use it to kill an a.d.u.l.t.

With the skill that displayed by Miku who using a sword, Saeko felt relieved and thinking this would be easy for them to survive without any injury, although the blood from the zombie dirtying their uniform and some stick on their cheeks and arms. At least the chance of them surviving is rose by a bit and higher than anyone else, one of them because of the power of the main cast; they can’t die unless the author wants it.

After a while, they reached infirmary and found a student with a teacher inside it. The student trying his best to hold the zombie from getting their way to the teacher who currently looking for something and collecting her precious stuff. The student probably wants to help the teacher to escape during this whole mess, he is a second-year student named Ishii Kazu, while the teacher is a blonde-haired woman who has a gorgeous body and gigantic b.r.e.a.s.ts; Marikawa Shizuka.

Giving each other stares, Miku and Saeko nod, they then suddenly barged into the infirmary trying to help Marikawa Shizuka. Although Saeko wants to help the male student, it’s too late for him since he already has bitten and injured on the top of it.

“Farewell, Ishii Kazu-kun, I’ll fulfill my promise and hope you can go to heaven.”

The student just nods his head with teary eyes and smile, until the wooden sword of Saeko hit his head, made blood gushing out from it. She hitting his head to make sure someone called Ishii Kazu clearly die without being turned into a zombie. Shizuka who sees this just has an unbelievable face and felt wrong to kill someone, especially for young people like Busujima Saeko. Miku cares not to him as he isn’t that important to her and she doesn’t feel anything towards him.

‘Heck, I don’t even know he exists in the first place. Maybe I should organize my past life memories to make sure I remember every small detail that might be useful or not for future reference.’

“Marikawa-sensei, come on, we have to hurry. Those things will surround us and gather more as we speak.”

“O-oh, okay-okay! Just a sec…!”

“Busujima-senpai, you go first and secure the area around us and I’ll protect Marikawa-sensei.”

Hearing that Saeko nods her head and leaves the infirmary as she told by Miku. While the said person herself walk closer to Marikawa Shizuka and tore off her skirt that might be in the way of her to run later. After all, it isn’t a type to let someone run faster.

“Aaaah! Why did you tear it?! It’s expensive! I have waited for two months to able to buy that!”

Miku just sighed and knock Shizuka’s head which made her winced in pain because of hurt.

“We’re in dead or life situation, sensei. We can always get that later. Come on, stick close to me and don’t stay away. I’ll protect you along with Busujima-senpai.”

“Geez. Okay… guess I can’t be selfish…”

This made Miku chuckle when hearing Shizuka’s complaint while puffing her cheek.

“You got that right. After we’re confirmed that we’re really safe, then we can at least be a bit selfish.”

The blonde-haired teacher just gave Miku a long sigh. She just wondered why this world suddenly became a mess and have a massive outbreak like this. Although a few hours ago it’s still normal and peaceful. She also misses her friend that currently far from Tokonosu.

——

Busujima Saeko, the third year of Fujimi high school and captain of the kendo club, is currently swung her sword to anything that hinders her way. She has to make sure both Shizuka and Miku safe, although Saeko also has to take care of herself, but in her mind right now that she has to get out of the school and find somewhere safe.

Unlike other students who want to find and check their families’ condition, Saeko doesn’t have to do something like that since her parents already passed away. So she won’t have any place to check if her family safe or not, it’s sad yet a relief. Sad because she has no one that waiting and maybe care for her, a relief since she doesn’t have to worry about any bad news about them.

Saeko seems can hide it so well, but Miku can see through of it easily. It’s not because of her perks or abilities, she just can see it, unlike some people like Takashi or Kohta. Boys always dense and it applies to them, moreover Komuro Takashi is someone who destined to have harem full of beautiful girls of this dimension.

‘Sorry for that Takashi, but I wanna steal all your potential harem members… okay, maybe except Rei. She’s more a bitch than me in the canon and I dislike her personality. She really a mental and full of hypocrisy.’

Miku just sighed when thinking about it again while trying to protect Marikawa Shizuka with Saeko. Their current objective right now to get the bus key and there’s no other place than faculty office which is the place they’re looking for.

Out of coincidence, Miku meets the rest of the main cast, which is Komuro Takashi, Miyamoto Rei along with Hirano Kohta and Takagi Saya. She can clearly see the hateful and disgust look from Saya, it seems she despite Miku for some reasons: although the current Miku didn’t really care about it for now and can always fix it later.

‘It’s not like I’m in a hurry, but better start from Saeko first, since she seems a quite easy girl to conquer and from what I’ve observed we’ve already become acquaintances. If Takashi can befriend and made Saeko love him in only a matter of days, then I shouldn’t have it hard.’

Yep. The mind of Miku is right now full of that thought. She doesn’t feel hypocrite at all and admits her true objective is to make a harem full of beautiful girls and have them bear her kids. Since she already became futanari and if possible she doesn’t want to let it waste.

Miku just shot an annoyed glare at Saya.

“What? Uncomfortable around me, Takagi-san?”

“Yes, certainly. You bimbo s.l.u.tty girl. Better you stay away from me.”

“Why not you? I’m quite busy right now. Right, Busujima-senpai?”

Saeko blinked and nod her head dumbly.

“Ah. Yes, what Yuuki-kun said is true. Did any of you want to stick together? The more people the more stronger we are and we should stick together as a group rather than alone. My name Busujima Saeko, third year, class A.”

Kohta who currently blushed then introduces himself.

“A-Ah, I’m Hirano Kohta from c-class 2B.”

“Komuro Takashi, second year, class 2B.”

“You must be the Busujima who won the national championship last year! I’m Miyamoto Rei, I’m in Sojutsu club.”

“And I’m Yuuki Miku, also from class 2B. Nice to meet you, all of you.”

All of 2B students who right now around her give her a weird look and seems wary, which made Saeko has a sad look yet didn’t try to say anything to Miku. But Miku just nods her head at Saeko and smile at her to not worry about her.

“Alright, focus-focus. Let’s get inside the faculty room while I and Busujima-senpai keep a watch to the surrounding.”

“…Alright. Let’s get inside. Rei, Takagi, Hirano—come on. Also, Yuuki and Busujima-senpai, please switch with me when you want.”

Miku just nods her head and smiles at him. All of them then get inside the faculty room and take a break a bit.

——

After taking a break and watching the news that already being released on the TV, the group then decided to go to see their family with the bus school car and the key is in the faculty room, around here. Which leads them to this situation.

“Where is it the key…? Eh, I’m sure that it’s right here… how weird.”

“Please find it quick, sensei. They will come and brought more their friends. I and Busujima-senpai can’t handle it if they’re so many. I don’t want that to happen if possible.”

“With both our skills, I concur that we will survive and get through this, Yuuki-kun.”

Miku just let out a nervous laugh when heard that and keep drift away from any zombies that trying to get close to the faculty room doors. Both watch both doors and made sure Marikawa Shizuka safe from the zombie.

“But let’s not forget about Hirano and Komuro too, senpai. Miyamoto also good in spear-wielding since she’s a member of Sojutsu club yet I’m just totally newbie in this kind of thing.”

“Che. You really are. What a vulgar woman… how did you know how to wield and swung sword anyway? It is impossible for you since there’s no record of you go to any club.”

Hearing that from Saya made Miku smirked.

“Hoh? Did you currently stalking me, Takagi-san?”

Saya who heard that suddenly blush in embarrassment and anger.

“I-Idiot! Who would want to stalk you? It just happened! I just happened to hear it.”

“Is that so? Well, my fault and please don’t believe in any rumors about me, okay everyone? Since all of them are fakes. I dunno who start it but honestly, I find it pointless to fix it and moreover, our world currently in a horrible state. Humanity already in the brink of despair and common sense were already useless to use. People will do anything they want to keep their mind sane, also to satisfy those d.e.s.i.r.es that always within themselves. Even many of you must have that too. Don’t deny it.”

All of them, the 2B’s class guy, suddenly quiet and the most who felt the impact of course Takagi Saya who has been criticizing and insulting Miku. In her mind, she doesn’t want to be tainted by someone filthy like Miku and better to stay away to save herself and be in a safe zone.

A coughed sound can be heard and everyone’s attention suddenly changed to someone. It’s Saeko.

“It’s great if you have a little talk, but I believe we can save that for later. Right?”

Saeko shot them a friendly yet devilish smile that made anyone inside the faculty room suddenly have a shudder within their body and nods their head obediently, which results in smiling Saeko.

“Good. Marikawa-sensei, how’s the key?”

“Erm… it should be around here… ah! Here it is!”

“Good. Let’s leave and move to the schoolyard. We use the bus school and go somewhere safe.”

They nod their head simultaneously hearing what Saeko said.

“Okay!”