Futanari Bizzare Adventure - Chapter 3

After getting the bus school key from the faculty room, Miku’s group or more precisely Saeko’s group since all of them seem to acknowledge Busujima Saeko, the kendo club captain to be the temporary leader for their little group of a survivor. Although there’s no time to argue, especially for Saya who seems uncomfortable to be around Miku: their relationship or not-so relationship really bad.

Miku who sees that just sighing and shook her head as she still focuses on the things that matter… defeat as many as a zombie she encounters with the help of anyone except Saya and Shizuka; because they’re not fit to be a fighter. They’re more capable to be the ones who support their teams from behind.

In their way to leave the school building, they’re encountering another survivor group who seems to know about Komuro Takashi and his other friends, although Miku herself doesn’t know and doesn’t give a shit about them since they’re minor characters that will die without being remembered.

‘Yep, who gives a shit about them. They can die as they want and can. But Takashi and his group… they seem trying to maintain their ‘humanity’ bullshit in this apocalyptic and chaos world. What’s the point of keeping that anyway? Their world already in a horrible state.’

She just let out a heavy sigh when thinking about that and pinches her forehead. They’re a bunch of idiots and naïve people, Takashi’s group it is. But she just follows them up and will act as she wants when the time comes.

‘Right now all I have to do is just following canon. Maybe in the middle of that, I’ll change the course of the event drastically, when we reached Saya’s house I’ll do it and use my perks to achieve that. Although there’s a probability that I’ll fail but hope it’s not too severe.’

After meeting with another group, they then immediately go to the schoolyard while avoiding and defeat the zombie that blocking their way. It takes a lot of time and effort, not so smooth as the other group beside Saeko already falls behind and became the prey of those zombies. There’s nothing they can do except advance and keep going to ensure themselves fine and good.

Even when they already reached the bus school, the Shidou’s group suddenly make their debut appearance and the stupid clueless Komuro Takashi trying to be heroic and ask Shizuka-sensei, the only teacher who drive the bus to wait for them, which results Rei who’s hate the fact that Shidou’s group join their ‘group’ and enter the school bus.

Every Komuro’s friends displeased by Shidou, they have a ‘don’t f.u.c.k.i.n.g care’ face that showed so obvious on their faces right now, maybe only Rei or Miyamoto who stare at the male teacher with a hateful look. While Miku doesn’t really care and trying to get off from any guys of Shidou’s group who try to flirt with her.

“Buzz off, you shit. I’m not that cheap and not interested in you.”

A vein popped out from Tsunoda, the delinquent-looking student when being told like that with a harsh tone. He snapped and mad at her.

“Are you deaf? I’m not the same person used to be. The world changed, drastically and so am I. Right now I want to do anything I can and the law doesn’t apply again. Common sense is useless in this chaotic world. If… if somehow I kill you, police or anyone around us can’t do anything. The strong will survive and the weak shall perish.”

“Don’t give me that shit, bitch!”

When Tsunoda about to slap Miku, his hands then being caught and Miku punch Tsunoda stomach, make him sprawled on the floor holding his stomach. He groans in pain while anyone inside the bus just shocked by the unusual behavior of Miku did just now. Even someone like Saya, her cheek suddenly red and felt something funny.

Saeko just smiles slightly when seeing that, Komuro and Hirano dumbfounded, while Rei and Shizuka-sensei awed seeing all Miku did to Tsunoda, the actual delinquent of Fujimi High School. Shidou who sees this then shot a look at Miku.

“Yuuki-san! That’s unnecessary and you’re violating the laws! You don’t have to solve all with violence.”

But the said person just sighed and give him a disbelieving look.

“Are you deaf, Shidou-sensei? Like I’ve said just now, common sense and such doesn’t apply to this world anymore. Don’t you watch the news earlier? The entire world’s full of zombies! It’s a world-wide scale problem and can’t be solved by the military only. I bet military or police already died and maybe the survivor groups scatter around trying their best to survive.”

Shidou who heard that suddenly quiet and do not dare to talk back at that true statement being told by his student. What Miku said is a fact and the state of the world they’re live in right now in a horrible state, their world currently utter in chaos and suddenly became apocalyptic-theme like those they only saw in a movie, with zombie crawling and lurking around: they roam around the road and ready to bite also chew the flesh of any human they would meet.

Although it’s not limited to humans, there are also animals like dogs, cats, and others that are their target. Even they accidentally ate their own kins.

Sighing, Miku then grabs her wooden sword and walks closer to Shidou, which made the man gulp in fear as he slowly paled. His mind works very fast right now and trying to thinking about what Miku will do since the stare that given by her seems unpleasant.

She then grabs and drags Shidou, of course, the male teacher surprised, so is everyone and currently confused and looks at Miku weirdly. Then Miku turns around and says something to Shizuka, the female teacher who currently in responsibility to drive the bus school.

“Shizuka-sensei, open the door please.”

This makes the Marikawa Shizuka blinked and tilted her head in confusion.

“Yuuki-san? But… there’s a lot of them, the zombie, outside… if I open this door, then—”

“Please, don’t make me repeat it. Open the door, Shizuka-sensei.”

The command and demanding tone made the big b.r.e.a.s.ted idiot female teacher nodded enthusiastically, obeying what Yuuki Miku said quickly and opened the door. When the door opened, Shidou’s face becomes pale when he looks outside and turns his head to Miku who has a sadistic and ‘sweet’ smile.

“Y-Y-Y-Yuuki-kun… d-don’t tell me…!”

Miku nods her head.

“B-B-B-But… I’m your teacher a-a-a-and…!”

“I dunno about that. Miyamoto-san, what you think I should do to him?”

“Toss him out.”

Without a slight of hesitation, Miyamoto Rei answers that with a hateful tone and looks, she shoots it to Shidou and sees him with a disgusted face. Although this is maybe changing the canon in which Shidou supposedly died when EMP blast launched, Miku didn’t care that much and nod her head while smirked.

Miku then kicks Shidou out from the school bus, much to anyone horror and close the school bus door, not forget to lock it so Shidou, the male teacher of Fujimi High School won’t able to open or break the door so easy.

Anyone inside the bus school except Rei, Saeko, Saya, and Kohta just give Miku a horror look. Takashi and Shizuka have puzzled yet horror, while the students that being brought by Shidou give her a horrified and scared look, also hateful. But they didn’t dare to utter a single word to her, because they knew what happened if someone dares to oppose her.

Miku just snorted when noticing that but didn’t care as she back to her seat. She trying to recollect the memories of Yuuki Miku, also she then noticed the look of Miyamoto Rei give to her. An admiring and interested one, Rei currently interested in Miku due to what that girl does to Shidou, the male teacher she hated because of him that she has to repeat for a year.

There are a few people from Takashi’s group that suddenly interested in her. All of them are the girls, which is Busujima Saeko, Takagi Saya, and Miyamoto Rei: although Marikawa Shizuka still an idiot airhead who doesn’t show any hint to interested about Miku, while the boys just behave normally.

‘It seems the girl became interested in me, I think it’s thanks to the abilities I have from CYOA. It seems to boost the chance of the person I attracted to. All is good for me and to think I’ll kill Shidou early than what canon should do… whatever, at least it’s good for me.’

——

After Shidou’s banished earlier than the canon, the course of the event took a different turn. The bus school hijacked by Shidou’s group as they said that it’s their right to use the bus and of course this causing any arguments between two groups as they don’t agree to it, but Miku who interfere and said to let them go; although there’s a bit argument between Takashi’s group and her but Miku just says there’s something better than those bus school.

When being told that, Marikawa Shizuka, their nurse teacher suddenly remembers about her friend’s place and decided to settle into the house of Shizuka’s friend. It seems that surprise Saeko and Saya so much, as if Miku already knew it, although the one being suspicious just told both of them it’s a mere coincidence.

In the living room of Shizuka’s friend’s house.

The only two males in the Takashi’s group, as it referred to that, even if Miku being seen as a capable leader than Komuro Takashi but she just decline and reject it since she doesn’t want that troublesome role being her responsibility; moreover if it became a large group or community, that would be a pain in the a.s.s for her.

Takashi and Kohta right now just trying the weapons that were stored and founds by them, still amazed and surprised that they found something illegal like this.

“Hey Hirano, what do you think about Miku? She seems… odd. And her decision about Shidou-sensei is too much. Don’t you think so?”

Being told by the leader of his group, Kohta who heard it just answer the question while practicing sniping.

“Her decision is right. Shidou-sensei is someone I hate, he’s teacher yet don’t bat an eye to people who always bully me, he decided to ignore and says that’s just a joke. You probably don’t know about it, Komuro but what I’ve experienced in the past when this shit hasn’t happened… it’s horrible. I rather let them die than spare them.”

But Kohta shook his head at the Takashi’s naïve words.

“Komuro, I appreciate you to care about humans and humanity, but… like Yuuki-san said, this world we’re living in isn’t the same anymore. Common sense and whatsoever isn’t fit, you can’t apply all of that to this brand new world. This world always changing, onward or backward, I don’t know—don’t be naïve, Komuro. I’m trying to not too, but I wonder if I can…?”

Kohta just chuckled when said it himself, which made Takashi gone in silence and don’t know what he has to says to his new friend. But he just sighing and shook his head back to practicing with the gun, rifle gun, or anything that he holds right now—despite he’s not able to fully understand it since he’s a bit stupid when it comes to a weapon like this since it’s illegal in Japan to own gun except for police or military.

But then, Takashi just doesn’t know what he has to say to Kohta. His logic sound, so there’s no need to deny it yet in his heart, deep inside still trying to justify his so-called ‘humanity’ and ‘justice’. All of those aren’t needed in this apocalyptic world, although he sure that if the world turned to normal like always, then common sense and anything else related to it will be needed.

Takashi just raises his head and looks up at the sky night while having a deep thought.

‘Seems I have to adjust my view to this current world. Comparing it to the old world is weird, even if it just a day, I gotta think through about this and like what Hirano said if my thinking still naïve then I can’t survive in this wrecked world.’

He just shook his head tiredly as Takashi thinks there are so many things happens today. He just can’t believe that his view of this world would be changed drastically, until today he just a normal high school student who skipping class since he’s not in the mood.

——

All the girls except Miku and Saekao have already done bathing. The bath in this house isn’t that big, so they have to switch their turn to enter and wash their bodies. The three girls already have done washing their entire bodies that covered in the blood of zombies they’re encounter yet there’s Saeko who still in the bathroom: that’s a chance for Miku to enter and get inside, her body full of blood too after all.

Seeing her junior who excels at swordsmanship and aid her when killing many zombies, Saeko nods her head and gives her a sweet also gentle smile.

“Yep. I’m sorry, you want to take the bath? I’ll leave—”

Seeing this chance, without further ado Miku close and lock the bathroom door, her lips then lock Saeko’s. Their lips touched, Saeko eyes widened when realizing that this really happened, but instead of denying or reject, she wrapped her arms around the short-light orange haired woman. Of course, this made Miku happy and give Saeko’s a gentle kiss, which Saeko respond to the kiss as Miku did the same and pushes her body closer to the girl in front of her.

From there, the kiss started to escalate as their mouths opened and their tongues started to intertwine with each other. Saeko could feel her body becoming hotter as the kiss continued. The same could be said for Miku. Saeko could feel Miku’s soft b.r.e.a.s.ts pressed against hers. It was a wonderful feeling that currently turned her on. They broke the kiss after a few minutes due to needing oxygen. Saeko’s face was rather flushed from the kiss as was Miku’s. Both of them knew where this was going to go.

“That… that was, amazing… Yuuki-kun…”

Miku just chuckled and give a playful grin to Saeko who awed at that.

“Then, how about we continue this, Busujima-senpai?”

Saeko’s cheeks red in embarrassment and shook her head, which rejects the offers and made Miku somewhat made a sad face. The kendo club’s captain just giggles at the cute reaction of her junior and c.a.r.e.s.ses her cheeks and hair while looking at Miku’s with a gentle smile.

“How about tomorrow? Everyone, including me, still exhausted from our horrible day.”

“Well… it’s a shame but fine, I can endure it.”

“Fufufu… I’m surprised that you swing that way, Yuuki-kun.”

But Miku just shrugs, which amuse Saeko when seeing that.

“As I said, don’t judge by a cover. If you find it strange, no problem since people always views that kind of relationship strangely.”

“Ah… but like you said earlier. Common sense doesn’t apply anymore in this world, so don’t bother yourself with such thing and I find it enjoyable. That kiss and your soft b.r.e.a.s.ts… it’s wonderful. May I taste it another time?”

Miku nods her head quickly.

“Of course! I’m glad and we can do it tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. We have plenty of time, after all, senpai.”

“Indeed, kohai. And how about right now we just enjoy the night to watch the stars. This may not what we’re doing earlier, but watching this together with you I think could kill the time, besides… it’s your fault that I’m attracted to you.”

She said that while giving a peck at Miku’s lips and lovely smile adored her beautiful face. Miku just dumbfounded and chuckled at what her senpai doing just now. That’s so bold and brave.

“Okay then. How about we cuddle together, hm?”

“After we out from here. How about I wash your back?”

“I appreciate that.”

With that, both of them then stay in the bathroom while Saeko washes Miku’s back as she trying to wash her body. When Saeko trying to wash the front, she surprised to find something that only a male would have and it’s currently hanging above Miku’s p.u.s.s.y. But she decided to accept it because she doesn’t find it weird for Miku to have that since the purple beauty herself quite attracted and not bothered at all by what Miku supposed not have.

“Fufufu… to have something like this, you seem to have a lot of surprises later. Right, Yuuki-kun?”

“Is that so? I’m born with it and always trying to cover that thing so anyone wouldn’t find it out or they would start to bully me because I’m different. A girl that has man thing? It’s weird enough and I’m glad no one trying to do an experiment on me.”

“I do not hate or dislike it, instead I’ve found it charming. That’s mean you’re a unique individual, you’re special and can do something that cannot be achieved before, something that deemed as impossible by many females. Lesbian or yuri in our term always dreamt to have their own kid, the blood related and not adoption. With this, you solve the problem and maybe I can have my own kid from you.”

Saeko gives a playful smile to tease Miku who just laughs while sweatdropping.

“I… I’m surprised you thought of me like that, Busujima-senpai.”

“Please call me Saeko and yes, there’s a strange feeling within my body that told me about you. This is my first time feels something like that after all. I wonder what is it, hm…?”

Miku just laughs nervously when she heard that as she scratch her cheeks.

“I wonder too… but I’m surprised that you would believe what I’ve said, Saeko-san.”

“I just have a feeling that you’re someone I can trust, that’s all.”

This made Miku raise her eyebrows.

“That’s all…? Ah, must be that… geez. Thanks then.”

Saeko giggling and nod her head.

“You’re welcome. Let’s enjoy this night.”

Which earning a nod from Miku as both of them cuddle to each other while watching the stars of the night. But in Miku’s mind, she just thinks about something. Something that’s weird for her yet she accepts it quickly without hesitation.

‘My lies really good. If I have a system, then that would be listed in the skill section. Also, I’m surprised that Saeko attracted to me. Guess isn’t weird considering Takashi able to make Saeko fall in love quickly and I don’t care about take a long time to develop their feelings toward me. The faster the better.’

She just laughs internally when having that thought.

——

A new brand day came out. Unfortunately, it’s not peaceful as anyone can clearly see many zombies roam around the streets. Takashi’s group right now trying to save a girl, lonely little girl who is alone because her father died and made Takashi’s inner justice and humanity won’t able to ignore and abandon it.

Miku just sighed when seeing what happened right now.

‘The event had really changed. Alice Maresato supposedly being rescued by Takashi on the same night when their group settle night in Shizuka-sensei’s friend’s house and decided to move in because they attract a lot of zombies and made their current safehouse aren’t safe anymore.’

And yet right now, Takashi still the one who saves it. The scene is completely the same, almost and he tripped away again from riding the motorcycle while the girls waiting inside the humvee while preparing themselves for leaving away the safehouse while Kohta sniping from the second floor to make sure his friend safe.

Almost all of them are the same according to the canon event.

Miku sighing again, it’s a heavy one. Which made Miyamoto Rei noticed it and decided to approach her.

“Miku, what’s wrong? You sighing again.”

Being asked by a woman with similar hair color like that made the short-light orange haired girl shook her head to not make Rei worry. Because of last night or yesterday to be exact, Rei seems growth some interest and decided to not being a bitch like her canon self: it’s weird to even for Miku when seeing that.

“Nothing. It’s nothing, Miyamoto-san.”

But Rei frowned.

“Can you call me Rei as I call you Miku? I mean… aren’t we friend?”

Miku sweatdropped when heard that.

‘Since when…?’

But decided to let it go. She can see a shot of jealously coming from Saeko behind Rei who isn’t aware of it. Though Saya just turns away and not really care about it, the girls of Takashi’s group seem to begin or already show their interest to her, which is a good situation she has.

She’s not dense or anything, the sign is obvious and can be seen clearly. Miku glad she didn’t turn to be a dense prick like Takashi or any beta harem king out there.

“Well… we’re classmates… I know that. But—”

“—No buts! Call me Rei!”

She sighing again and nodded her head.

“Okay… Rei. But your boyfriend, Komuro-kun, might be jealous if you behaving like this. Right?”

“Jealous? No, no, no. Why would he and Takashi’s not my boyfriend. I mean… Hisashi already…”

“Alright, alright. Don’t finish that, I know. Sorry to bring it to you.”

But she shook her head and smiled at Miku. Although there’s a hint of sad coming from her.

“Mhm. No problem. I have to let him go or he will sad to watch me still mourn him.”

“Well… you better, because the world we’re live in right now became tough and we have to steel ourselves. We can’t show our weak side and always needs someone’s help. The first step for you may be to let go about your boyfriend and then train your body also mind—keep surviving.”

What Miku said then made Rei have that determination look and smile.

While the boys busy to ensure the group safety and play with Alice, Rei then give a peck to Miku lips that made her starlet and surprised by the sudden action that Rei do to her. Saeko who saw it just grew irritated and Saya just scowl in annoyance, while Miku herself suddenly chuckled.

“Rei, you naughty girl. Don’t do that so suddenly.”

Rei just smiled and stuck out her tongue with a cute reaction.

“Sorry. I just want to give it to you.”

“Good grief. Warn me the next time you do that, okay? Or maybe I’ll punish you.”

Miku then gives a peck to Rei’s lips too and she just closes her eyes to enjoy it, until their lips separated and Rei just nods her head.

“Okay, I’ll properly warn you.”

“Then, Miku-kun, I want those kiss too from you.”

Rei and Saya surprised when heard that from Saeko and immediately kiss my lips, which surprise the short-light orange haired girl because she suddenly kisses Miku’s lips. But the red tint on her cheek is a sign that she’s happy to kiss the girl’s lips, she even licks her own lips and gives Miku a s.e.xy look.

“It tastes nice… albeit being tainted a bit from someone else.”

“Busujima-senpai!”

“Ufufu. Miyamoto-kun, I agree with sharing her but stealing the first kiss is a no go.”

“Ermm… okay. I agreed. We can share her and I want to be with her.”

Rei and Saeko just stare at each other and nods their head in agreement while doing a handshake. While Miku herself—

‘So fast?! What kind of development is this?!’

—She just wondering about the development that escalated quickly.