Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy? - Chapter 109
“How could this be…” Before Barbara could finish her words, she suddenly felt a chill on her chest, and she saw Li Xingshan’s arm was still wearing the bow that he used to bind his swimsuit.
“Ah!”
Barbara immediately covered her chest and blushed: “You… what did you do to me!?”
“It’s just cardiopulmonary resuscitation,” Li Xingshan said helplessly, “Unzip your clothes just to avoid breathing obstruction.”
Although Barbara is very shy, she is not unreasonable. Knowing that what Li Xingshan did was to save herself, she had to bow her head silently, stretched out her hand towards Li Xingshan, and said in a low voice: “Anyway… pay me back first.”
“Oh… oh!” Li Xingshan then came to his senses and quickly handed the bow to Barbara.
“So…” Barbara asked hesitantly while tying the bow, “Did you touch it just now?”
“As you can see, it’s impossible for those seawater to spray out of your mouth by yourself.” Li Xingshan didn’t hide it: “Don’t worry, I… don’t feel anything.”
This sentence was originally intended to comfort Barbara, but in her ears, it seemed to turn into some kind of mockery.
“Yeah yeah,” Barbara said angrily, “You guys must like my sister’s body more than me…”
“That’s not necessarily true,” Li Xingshan said solemnly: “Everyone’s preferences are different, just take the distance from the buns, some people like to eat big meat buns, some like to eat barbecued pork buns, and some people like to eat small ones… Cage.”
“Is that so…” Barbara frowned slightly, but soon, she realized that something was not right, and said angrily, “Who are you calling Xiao Long Bao!”
“I didn’t say you were a xiao long bao!” Li Xingshan immediately vetoed, “If you have to describe it, you are more like a soup bun with soup left out.”
In fact, Barbara is naturally not as bland as Li Xingshan’s words, and here, it is just Li Xingshan’s quick talk.
Barbara stomped her feet in anger, and said, “It’s okay to forget the soup dumplings, but the soup is still missing. It’s too much… Gugu!”
Before the words were finished, Barbara’s stomach heard another growl.
“It’s all your fault, you’ve been talking about buns…” Barbara said with a rather ugly expression, covering her stomach, “My hunger seems to be getting stronger and stronger.”
Volume 3 Keli’s Big Adventure (long story extra): 254 Popsicles in dreams
This feeling of hunger is not because there is really nothing in the stomach, but because of mental hunger, which makes Barbara want to eat very much.
And now, this hunger directly made Barbara feel weak for a while, coupled with the reason of drowning just now, so her feet were soft, and she was about to fall to the ground.
“Be careful!”
Li Xingshan quickly helped Barbara into his arms and asked worriedly, “Are you okay?”
“Well… so hungry…” Barbara said weakly: “You… do you have food?”
food?
Li Xingshan looked at himself, who was wearing only one pair of swimming trunks, and said helplessly, “Do you think there is any place to hide food on my body?”
“I think I’m about to starve to death,” Barbara said in a trance: “I think I saw the deceased grandmother beckoning to me from behind a bridge, holding a pot of perverted spicy hot pot in her hand, grandma, wait wait for me…”
“Hey! Don’t burn the old man with that kind of thing!” Li Xingshan hurriedly shook Barbara’s body, trying to wake her up: “Also, don’t go over there!”
In short, go get her something to eat first and relax for a while.
But where to get food?
correct! There must be food in the Dust Song Pot!
Even if Leiden Mai did not need to eat, those Qiuqiu people couldn’t bear the hunger.
However, when Li Xingshan wanted to enter the Chensong Pot, another line of text appeared in the air.
【Before the game is over, you cannot leave this plane】
Is there such a limit?
But thinking about it, it’s right. The grade of the dust song pot is A grade, but the grade of this picture book is S grade. It seems that the “authority” of the former should not affect the latter.
“I can’t, I can’t stand it anymore!”
At this moment, Li Xingshan suddenly felt a huge force attacking. Barbara, who was starving to the limit, unexpectedly burst out with an astonishing force, directly knocking Li Xingshan down, pressing him **** the beach.
The potential of human beings is indeed unlimited. Even the seemingly soft Barbara can restrain Li Xingshan for a while.
Saliva flowed from the corner of Barbara’s mouth and dripped onto Li Xingshan’s chest.
“I’m very hungry…”
The bangs covered Barbara’s eyes, and vaguely, two red lights could be seen: “I want… to eat!”
“Wait…wait a minute!” Li Xingshan said nervously, “Barbara, stay awake, that…”
…
“Well…”
When Barbara opened her eyes again, she found herself standing in a snack shop she liked most.
Everything in front of him was covered with a dim yellow halo, like a dream.
And what appeared in front of Barbara was naturally a dazzling array of delicious snacks.
“Barbara?” Beside her, Qin’s gentle voice came: “It’s been very hard recently, come here, take whatever you want, and I’ll treat you to my sister.”
“Um!”
Barbara nodded, picked up a red-packaged popsicle directly from the freezer, and said excitedly, “It’s actually a perverted spicy cheese and cream-filled popsicle! Sister, can I eat this?”
“Of course,” Qin nodded and said, “It doesn’t matter how much you eat.”
“I’m going to start!”
Barbara excitedly opened the package and licked the popsicle. The hot taste, combined with the rich milk flavor, made the girl hooked.
She took a light bite, but felt that the popsicle was quite hard and could only be seen across the ice from the cheese cream inside.
“Sister…” Barbara said aggrievedly: “Why is this popsicle so hard? It seems that it is difficult to melt.”
“This seems to be a new brand recently, what’s it called…Zhongxingao,” Qin explained, “I heard that it won’t melt even if it is roasted on the fire, and it will take a long time to eat the filling inside.”
“It’s okay! I must eat it!” Barbara, who was not convinced, immediately opened her mouth and dazzled wildly.
However, the hard work paid off. After showing off for more than 20 minutes, the hard ice shell was finally melted by Barbara’s saliva, and the sweet and delicious cheese cream immediately spread to the tip of Barbara’s tongue.
The taste, a little strange, but… surprisingly delicious!
After greedily eating up the cheese cream in the popsicle, Barbara picked up the second pack, but at this moment, the picture in front of her suddenly turned around and began to tear slowly.
“Sister! And popsicles! Don’t leave me!”
…
With a scream, Barbara suddenly sat up.
In front of them there are no snack shops, sisters and delicious popsicles, only the endless sea and Li Xingshan.
“You… you finally woke up,” Li Xingshan said with a weak expression, “how is it? Do you feel better?”
“Strange, I don’t know why…” Barbara touched her stomach and said in surprise, “I don’t seem to be so hungry anymore.”
“Yes…that’s it!” Li Xingshan quickly explained: “When you were in a coma just now, I picked up some oysters and mashed the meat into juice and fed it to you.”
Oysters?
Barbara frowned, no wonder there seemed to be some seafood in her mouth.
“Is that so?” Although Barbara had a prejudice against Li Xingshan, he helped her again and again. Barbara was very grateful in her heart. She nodded and said: ” Thank you.”
“You’re welcome!” Li Xingshan stood up, but his steps seemed to be a little vain: “Everyone is now a grasshopper on a rope.”
“Are you all right?” Barbara, the priest of prayer, immediately saw that something was wrong with Li Xingshan, and asked in confusion, “You seem to be a little weak? Are you uncomfortable?”
weak?
Isn’t that thanks to you?
Do you really think it’s oyster gravy that’s feeding you?
That’s obviously a geoduck!
Of course, it was impossible for Li Xingshan to tell Barbara what happened just now, otherwise, this little girl would definitely collapse.
“I’m fine,” Li Xingshan hurriedly shook his head and said, “I’ll find some more food. After I’ve rested, I’ll go look for Head Qin and Keli.”
“Wait a minute.” Barbara walked up to Li Xingshan, stretched out her hands, and pressed it on Li Xingshan’s body.
I saw a burst of blue light emerging from her hands. Li Xingshan felt as if a cool stream of water had flowed through her body. is gone.
“what?”
Before Li Xingshan could speak, a doubtful expression appeared on Barbara’s face: “Strange, why do I feel that my recovery skills seem to be much better than before?”
The third volume of Keli’s brave adventure (long story): 255 Barbara who can’t stop
The Eye of God possessed by Barbara is the “Water Element”.
Each of the seven elements of God’s Eye has its own characteristics. The rock element generally focuses on defense, the wind element generally focuses on speed, etc., and the water element generally focuses on recovery.
Most of the people who have awakened the Eye of the Water Elemental God will use it for auxiliary and healing functions.
Barbara is one of them. She has used her abilities to heal many people who were afflicted by injuries and illnesses. Therefore, she is very aware of her ability to recover.
But when she used the recovery skills on Li Xingshan just now, Barbara clearly felt that the power stimulated from her body was much stronger than before.
“Maybe it’s because, Barbara, you’ve grown up again?” Li Xingshan didn’t dare to think about the reasons, so he had to say carelessly, “I think your body is much lighter.”
“Don’t…don’t get me wrong!” Barbara said with a blushing face: “I’m just afraid that you’re exhausted and can’t find food!”
“Okay,” Li Xingshan said helplessly, “I’m going to find food now, you can take a rest.”
Seeing Li Xingshan’s retreating back, Barbara suddenly felt a little remorse.
That’s right, isn’t it a bit too decisive to judge a person’s quality just because of a dream?
Forget it, wait for him to come back in a while, and then apologize to him properly.
However, before Li Xingshan left for a few minutes, Barbara’s stomach felt hungry again.
Alas, it would be great if I could go back to my dream and eat another popsicle.
Barbara pursed her mouth, as if she was reminiscing about the deliciousness in her dream. Who knows, the taste of “oyster gravy” left in her mouth was actually quite delicious, making Barbara salivate again.
“If it’s just oysters, I should be able to find them…” Thinking of this, Barbara began to look for oysters that did not exist along the beach.
…
Finding food on this island was not an easy task. It wasn’t that Li Xingshan was weak, but it was really hard to find something to eat.
The only thing he regrets now is not letting Oga catch a few fish for himself before ordering Oga to find others.
Or, it would be better to eat the fish that Kuri had fried before.
After tossing for a long time, I only picked up dozens of small fruits, about the size of cherries, and the taste is sweet and delicious.
Li Xingshan made a box with ice elements and put these fruits in to prevent them from rotting and deteriorating. The frozen fruits taste much better.
When they returned to the resting point, they saw Barbara curled up under a big tree, looking very weak. Seeing that Li Xingshan brought back the food, the girl’s eyes immediately gleamed.
“Are you hungry?” Li Xingshan hurriedly handed the fruit to Barbara and said, “Although it’s just a fruit, it should be very hungry.”
That’s right, at this time, Barbara was still tormented by hunger, and it was even difficult to move.
“Thank…Thank you!” In this case, Barbara didn’t have time to be polite, and hurriedly put the fruit into her mouth. She only felt that the fruit was sweet and juicy, and because of her extreme hunger, she ate several in one go. .
“Don’t worry, eat slowly.” Li Xingshan also picked up the fruit and ate slowly.
Although he is not as hungry as Barbara, but after working so hard for so long, he feels a little bit unbearable. It is strange to say that this fruit is not particularly delicious, but when he eats it, it is like eating small sugar during the Chinese New Year. Like orange, it can’t stop at all.
…
Meanwhile, on the other side of the island.
“Everything can be fried!”
With Keli’s exclamation, a burst of waves exploded on the sea surface, and countless small fish and shrimps were blown ashore again.
Unlike the other three adults, Keli is probably the least annoying player, for her, it’s all just part of the game.
More importantly, because of the lack of food, Captain Qin actually allowed himself to fry fish for the first time!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, as difficult as keeping Sister Lisa from dozing off at work, or keeping Brother Bennett from having a bad day.
“Keli, even if I say I can fry fish…” From behind, Qin’s helpless voice came: “But you fry it a little too much.”
That’s right, I saw a flat coast, which had been bombed with pits and holes by Keli at this time, and I don’t know how many fish and shrimps suffered as a result.
Fortunately, this is an uninhabited coast, otherwise it will definitely cause a lot of trouble.