Ghost Scripture: Yin-yang Anecdote - Chapter 442
On the rooftop, I briefly looked at the web page and felt that these missing persons cases were really strange. They basically occurred every year, very regular, and they were all dead and dead. Finally, they became an unsolved case without clues.
I immediately called Sanmei and Jinlihua, found a cheap economy chain hotel in the town and opened a room to study these missing persons cases. The big Jack and the little Jack left their phone numbers. Although they were also dealing with evil forces, the brothers still had doubts about a team with female vampires.
Use your head to analyze these things. Of course, brother donkey doesn’t need us to worry. He connects his laptop with the WiFi of the hotel, starts browsing the records of the missing people on the police website, searches some information with the help of Google, tries to find out the common ground between these cases, and makes an excel form while looking at the web page to record some data.
Brother donkey’s IQ is not limited. I went out to buy some pizza and coke, and he sorted out a lot of data. When I came back, everyone had lunch and he introduced it to us.
“These missing people are single. It is safe to say that their disappearance is related to the Conservatory of music.”
“How do you know?” I asked vaguely as I took a bite of pizza with pineapple and prawns.
“It’s very simple. Time. You see, concerts are held every April, August and December, and it’s almost this time when the missing people finally appear.” brother donkey called out the excel table he sorted out, which lists some names and times, and also records the schedule of concerts of Oberlin Conservatory of music over the years. We found that it was true, Most of the disappearances were found during the concert.
“Why didn’t the police find such an obvious clue?”
“The police should not think about this. Who would doubt an art college with 70% girls? We are preconceived and start the analysis based on the assumption that there are problems in the Conservatory of music. Naturally, we can find these situations all at once,” replied brother donkey.
“That’s all. Is there anything else?”
“Of course, I read the information of these people and found their blogs and twitter one by one by using the search engine,
Fackbook, a kind of page. According to some records before they disappeared, these people like music. To be exact, it is elegant music such as piano and violin, so they must have attended the concert organized by Oberlin College, and then disappeared inexplicably. These two points together are not enough to explain the problem? ” Brother donkey said confidently.
“Yes, very reliable inference,” three Mei nodded.
“How can we get into the Conservatory of music? Their concert will be over soon.”
“The strong dragon also depends on the local snake. I’ll ask the two brothers Jack. They have lived in this town for several years. I don’t know if there is any way.”
I immediately called Little Jack, told him the results of the analysis here, and asked if I could find a way to let us join the conservatory.
Little Jack said no problem as soon as he heard it. He and his brother are also music lovers. They just study courses such as folk guitar and pop music in other colleges and departments. He said that many American universities have courses to educate the public, as long as they have simple registration procedures and tens of dollars. This Oberlin Conservatory of music also has, but they are all big courses.
As soon as I heard that it was exactly what we needed, I immediately asked brother donkey to send all four of our fake identities to little Jack, and asked him to help us complete the registration procedures, and then sneak in to attend the class after registration.
In the past few days, Lao Hei, shopkeeper Qian, Ivan and drunkards also arrived one after another. Lao Hei also drove his bulletproof car in California. The car was loaded with our commonly used weapons and firearms, as well as my mouse tooth blade, mouse tail whip, Sanmei’s sky killing crossbow and so on.
In the registration procedure, they had a link to verify their identity, but Sanmei activated the Trojan horse they implanted in the College Information Center, directly found our records in the database and changed it to verified, so that no one would find that we were using a fake identity and directly completed the whole process of registration.
There are four people registered. Sanmei looks lighter last year, and the golden pear flower is also OK. Donkey strategy and I are a little old. Fortunately, we can participate in music courses at any age. We just need to pretend to be music lovers and don’t reveal our secrets.
I went to the personnel department of the college to get the student card next to me. I didn’t look at the blue sky on my chest. I thought that after so many years, I went back to the campus to be a student. Life would really joke with me.
Brother donkey spent half his life studying. Jin Lihua and San Mei are good at camouflage reconnaissance. All three of them quickly entered the state. Only I am still stunned and full of military breath. I don’t want to come to class. For this, Lao hei and shopkeeper Qian laughed at me, but I feel jealous that I can see more beautiful girls in school, They can only stay in the car with the drunkard and Ivan as our foreign aid.
We’ve been here several times before, and we’re basically familiar with the environment in the college. Jack brothers sent us the plan again, so we didn’t spend much effort to find the large classroom for our public class. It’s on the upper two floors of our first concert. It’s also a large audio-visual ladder classroom.
I showed my student ID card to the assistant at the door. We went into the classroom to find a place to sit down. I was a little guilty. I saw several gray haired people still coming to the class. I immediately relaxed, straightened up and sat up straight. I put my book and pen on the table and prepared for the class.
There was no need to ring the bell in college class. At the time, a young woman with small eyelids came in. I had seen this woman. She played the cello at the concert on the first day. She began to teach us in English with some accents.
According to the schedule, today is the music tax, which belongs to very basic knowledge. This kind of big class will be held every other period of time, mainly for the benefit of more ordinary people, which can inspire people’s wisdom and transfer knowledge. In contrast, those bullshit experts trained by domestic universities can collectively jump off buildings to die.
But all basic courses have a common feature, that is, the people who listen to them are sleepy. The more I listen to them, the heavier my eyelids are. Sanmei and Jinlihua are also bored to bow their heads and play with their mobile phones. Brother donkey listens with relish. Sometimes half picky and half asking for advice can also ask two questions, which really makes me admire.
The course in the morning was spent while I was sleeping, Sanmei and Jinlihua were bored, and brother donkey listened vigorously. The teacher assigned homework, and each of them wrote a paper on music development and social change, which was sent to her mailbox after writing, and she would comment on it in the next class.
Originally, few people would do their homework in the public classes that people listen to out of interest. If the listeners want to become full-time students and want to take credits, it’s still useful. Otherwise, they won’t take the exam and don’t have to hand in this thing.
But since we’re here to play, we have to do it as if it’s realistic. In addition, there’s a donkey who claims to be a paper maker. He wrapped up the papers of the four of us, what he wrote, the evolution of music in the period of social prosperity, the mutual influence of music styles of different social strata, and so on. Although I don’t quite understand it, it’s really like a model.
In the second class, the teacher specially commented on brother donkey’s own article and greatly appreciated the theories written in brother donkey’s paper that “music is the cry of different classes” and “the art form of the combination of leisure and ridicule”.
When the Korean lecturer commented on brother donkey’s paper, Jin Lihua bowed her head and said to me and San Mei, “isn’t this stubborn donkey too conspicuous? Isn’t it good to attract attention?”
I shook my head: “yes, there’s no way. This guy likes it. It’s more painful to have the opportunity to show his talent and learning and not let him show his hands than to kill him.”. San Mei glanced at brother donkey’s expression and nodded at me, agreeing with me.
However, brother donkey’s excellent performance was not completely useless. After class, the Korean lecturer came to him and said, “we have a music theme seminar, a small-scale informal course for some excellent and innovative students. If you are interested, you can listen to it on the lower floor of the main building on Saturday morning.”
Brother donkey wrote down the address and asked, “what is the theme of the seminar?”
“You’ll know when you go.” the small eyed Korean lecturer sold a pass, turned and left.
“Shall I go? Yes, I’ll give you a small stove in such a short time?” after the little eyed lecturer left, I asked brother donkey in surprise.
“Don’t talk nonsense. I’m not going alone. All four of us will go. It’s estimated that other lecturers may be present at that time and take the opportunity to approach them.” brother donkey whispered with a proud expression.
“Yes, I knew you could be useful on this occasion.” I patted him on the shoulder to show my appreciation.
Unexpectedly, this guy was ungrateful, pulled his face and said, “what do you mean? I’m useless on other occasions?”
“No, no, you know, that’s not what I mean.”
“Did you crack Hess’s diary? Did you find the entrance to the truth gate? Did you understand the star map of the underground king?” brother donkey kept taking a series of questions. It seems that my sentence just now stabbed him with pain. Otherwise, how could he be so angry.
“Okay, okay, you’re the best, okay? I’ll raise your salary later”
“No, I don’t need you to help me raise my salary. You can do me a little favor.” brother donkey seemed to stop talking.
“What’s the matter?” I wondered when he was so polite.
San Mei stretched out her hand and touched my forehead: “I’m stupid. I must ask you to help him find Taotao. Taotao hid from him and asked you to help him if he couldn’t find it.”
“Oh, that’s easy to say. I not only helped you find it, but also called Lao Hei, shopkeeper Qian, Ivan and drunkard to tie the peaches to your bed. How about I? Am I righteous enough?” I grinned, but was despised by San Mei and brother donkey.
Jin Lihua also shook her head and said, “if you really tie someone to bed, you and the shopkeeper can do it. You’d better not call me that coyote, or you won’t know who climbed to bed.”
“Yes, it makes sense. As expected, we know that a husband is better than a wife.” we talked and laughed, packed up our things, left the ladder classroom, went to the college canteen for lunch, and returned to the hotel in the afternoon to prepare some spy tools for the next theme Semina