Ghost Wife At Home - C56

False Taoist Xian Yun is probably the most deceiving person I have ever met. In the past, there was a professor in our academy who taught management, and he even claims to be a teacher in a distribution organization. His mouth is especially open, but I feel that the professor still admitted defeat when he met False Taoist.

Following behind the False Taoist, I finally know how good he is, it’s just like playing around, the most important thing is that he can cause you to be stunned, he doesn’t have anything special, he can just pull out some profound words, listening to your words, there are many experienced merchants amongst his group of a dozen or so people, but they are all tricked into a daze, the master in his mouth shouts, extremely respectful, definitely more respectful than their own father.

“This, this, this, that’s right, I can’t escape this time, everyone, today I want to show everyone something good, this is called the Eight Treasures Ruyi Pot, do you know what it’s used for, this is used to seal ghosts, have you seen Lin Zhengying’s movies, it’s the jar he worships in the ancestral hall, a talisman was stuck, the one that collects ghosts, yes, I am the treasure right!” False Taoist continuously introduced the things in his hands.

Now, not only did he have a compass in his hand, he also had a copper coin sword, cinnabar, and a series of other items that were specially used by Taoists to catch ghosts. He looked extremely professional.

“Master, master, where are the ghosts? Why didn’t I see them?” Still, someone asked a question.

That’s right, where are the ghosts? I haven’t seen them either. Calm down, I’ll show you what real magic is right now!” The fake Daoist was quite excited, and he took out many things from his bag. A stack of paper money, a few talismans, and a circle of ink daggers.

The smell of the liquid was a little pungent. After he finished cooking, he took out three sticks of incense, which were golden in color and wrapped around his head and tail with talisman paper. After the False Taoist lit a match, he inserted the bottle into the coils and then lit the paper money.

After doing all that, the False Taoist sat down with his legs crossed and muttered something. It was unknown what he was muttering, but he did not understand, but he heard Old Lord Taishang’s last words clearly. He casually made a few hand gestures, which were quite strange.

“Holy shit, it’s so cold. Could it be that a cold wind is blowing? Are they trying to attract souls?” someone whispered.

“No need to say, it’s true. I’ve seen mages recruiting spirits in the countryside before, and it’s similar to this feeling …” someone answered.

“Look! The grand master’s compass is moving! Look at your needle!” Someone shouted.

When I raised my head to look, my mouth immediately went wide because I really saw a dozen or so figures in the distance. They were all wandering ghosts, standing outside the ink-bucket coil and staring at the coil, as though there was something attracting them.

“Holy shit, the False Taoist has become a true master?” I really don’t understand, isn’t this Xian Yun a False Taoist? How can he attract wandering ghosts? Wasn’t he just scared out of his wits by the Hooligan Ghost last time?

“Lin Xiaofan, Lin Xiaofan, where are you, quickly appear, quickly appear!” False Taoist took out another talisman, ignited it, and shook his head as he called out.

“Hey, brother, who’s this Lin Xiaofan?” I was a little confused as I hurriedly asked one of them.

“You probably added it later, Lin Xiaofan was a ghost, because it disturbed a friend of Master Xian Yun. Master Xian Yun came here specifically to capture her, and tonight, it was all to capture her,” the person explained.

“Oh, thank you,” I casually replied. In my heart, I had already confirmed that this Lin Xiaofan was definitely the person I was looking for, the person that Du Sanniang had requested for a new arrival.

But the problem is there are so many people, how am I supposed to snatch them back, if there are only False Taoist, I can still beat them up, but if there are so many of them, I can’t handle it, why don’t I invite False Taoist back for a drink later, and store a bag of pills in his storage that he won’t be able to wake up tomorrow night, and won’t be able to remember anything when he wakes up.

The False Taoist continued to shout, and in less than a minute, although he let out a loud shout, the strange thing happened again. The paper money in Mo Dou’s coil exploded, scattering the ashes, but the fire was more than twice as bright, and within the fire appeared the face of a girl, it was extremely clear.

“Lin Xiaofan, you were originally a dead person, humans and ghosts are different so you should have gone down to the Underworld to be reincarnated long ago. However, you caused a disaster to the mortal world, and disturbed the living, causing you to be unable to live a peaceful life. Now that I have you as my criminal, if you surrender yourself, I can forget about your kindness, and send you down to the Underworld to be reincarnated.

However, no one could hear that the girl in the fire had the intention to surrender. They saw that she wanted to run away again from Zuo Chong with an anxious face, but the ink coil was like an iron wall, and the girl couldn’t break out.

“Grand master, why be so long-winded with her? Put her away. It is only natural for a Daoist to behead demons and exterminate devils!” someone shouted.

“That’s right, Master, accept her. Sell her to me as a little kid, and let me have the same taste of playing with the Female Ghost,” shouted the people who were not afraid of death.

“Right, I saw that the Female Ghost in the movie can also do it. Master, can you do it? If you can do it, I’ll give you 10,000, no, 20,000, don’t you want to do it?”

I wanted to kill them one by one, the animals with the lower half of their bodies thinking, without a shred of humanity, without even letting a ghost go.

When False Taoist Xian Yun heard about the greed in his eyes, he was sure that his heart was moved, but he did not reply for the time being. He did not know if he could not do it, or if he was waiting for a higher price.

“Master, can you say something?” Someone began to urge him, and the audience took out a large stack of money from their wallets and waved it in front of False Taoist, dazzling them.

In the end, the False Taoist gritted his teeth and said, “Yes, you guys can do it. You guys go find an inflatable doll and I’ll seal her inside it. When the time comes, it’ll be fine.

Bastard, he really agreed to do it. This False Taoist is really not a good bird.

“Master, where am I going to get an inflatable doll in the middle of the night?” That person was troubled. It was not easy to buy an inflatable doll. It was not sold in a physical shop and was bought online.

“It’s fine, I’ll keep her in the Eight Treasures Ruyi jar first. Just wait until tomorrow when you find her for me,” False Taoist said.

“That’s a good idea. Master, quickly take him!” That person was overjoyed, and his eyes were filled with lust.

Then, False Taoist took his Eight Treasures Ruyi Jar and started to accept that Female Ghost. Seeing this, I became anxious and started to consider whether or not to go all out and directly snatch it, but there were so many people who would definitely not let me go. I didn’t know if they would beat me to death or not.

Just as I was in a hurry to circle around, a car in the distance immediately rushed over, as though it had lost control of itself, everyone had already seen it, they were shocked, and quickly retreated to the side. False Taoist was even more afraid, and immediately stopped what he was doing, jumping three feet into the air to jump to the side.

“Zi”, the car roared past. When he walked in, he saw that it was a sprinkler truck.

He rushed back to the roadside and saw that the ink coil had already been crushed into pieces. The three incense sticks and paper money inside had also been extinguished by the sprinkler car, and more importantly, his precious compass had also been shattered. False Taoist had a face full of pain, touching this and that felt like he had lost millions, which made me want to laugh.

As for the group of wandering souls, they naturally scattered in a flash, but when I saw He Hua amongst them, I immediately understood that it was definitely He Hua’s plan, but I was worried if she had controlled the sprinkler car to go against the rules.

“Master, master, where is Female Ghost, did you receive them?” Someone asked anxiously.

“Collect my ass, the method has been interrupted, my treasure has been destroyed, Lin Xiaofan has also escaped. Fuck, don’t let me know that it was that grandson who drove the car, if not I will make paper men curse at him!” False Taoist cursed.

“Ah! Then I’ll be placing orders for the inflatable doll!” That person shouted loudly, causing everyone to sigh.

Looking at this, I know that there’s nothing left for me to do. This False Taoist is really not that good, and he won’t be able to create any trouble. I shook my head and returned to the shop.

Finally, it was time to get off work. I hurriedly got off work and saw that False Taoist had regained his usual spirit and found another group of people to brag about it, eating and drinking as well as taking advantage of those young misses.

I don’t care about him, I’m in a rush to go home. If nothing goes wrong, He Hua has already brought Lin Xiaofan back home, I need to go back and see him.

As expected, the moment I opened the door, I saw He Hua talking to a girl. However, when the girl saw me, she suddenly shrieked and her expression changed, turning into the appearance of an evil spirit. She rushed towards me with her mouth wide opened, as if she wanted to swallow me whole.

The appearance of this Female Ghost reminded me of the evil ghost Li Mingchang a few days ago. He was also so scary, so ferocious, that the moment she charged over, I jumped in fright.

But with He Hua here, I’m not in too much danger. Sure enough, He Hua immediately appeared in front of me, waved her fist and sent that evil ghost flying. After that, he rushed up, fell on the ground in a few steps, suppressed her, and shouted, “You’ve returned to normal, or else get the hell out!”

He Hua revealed her ferocity now, she was definitely a ruthless person too. If the Female Ghost didn’t listen, I can guarantee that He Hua would beat her up and throw her out.

The Female Ghost struggled for a few moments before being beaten up again. Only then did she listen to him obediently, returning to normal. She stood at the side with tears in her eyes, looking like an angry wife, acting very obedient.

Seeing the change that occurred in Female Ghost in a short amount of time, I cursed. I knew that this newcomer would be hard to deal with, definitely harder to deal with than He Hua and the other two.