Ghost Wife At Home - C90
Fang Xiaowei’s parents were open-minded and open-minded people, but they were not people with no ideas, so it was impossible for them to take their daughter’s life as a joke. There was another point, which was that they were not superstitious, and formed a clear contrast with Hu Xiaohui’s family, so when this rumor spread like wildfire, they still treated me gently.
However, all of this could not be said explicitly, so the best way was to trick even Fang Xiaowei’s parents. Of course, it was more important to lie to False Taoist first.
If you want to deceive the False Taoist, you still need Fang Xiaowei’s help, in truth, you don’t need to do anything, it’s mainly because I showed fear towards her when I brought her to see the False Taoist, and then secretly leaked some of my information, such as how I was brutal and vicious, but I can’t do anything about it.
“Fellow Daoist Xian Yun, I’ll leave it to you this time, just look at this soul, it’s just a weak and cowardly soul, yet it’s still not very pretty, and its body isn’t that good, so there’s no point in playing around, making me bear the burden of karma for nothing, and I’ll f * cking lose big, hurry up and send her back,” I said while pointing at Fang Xiaowei at the hotel that the False Taoist was staying in.
Fang Xiaowei naturally wouldn’t be ugly, but she was still lacking when compared to the school beauties that Xiao Keke was, and she was even more lacking when compared to the charming Swallow. Furthermore, Fang Xiaowei had purposely displayed such a look previously, and it was indeed not pleasing to the eyes, even False Taoist did not suspect him.
“Don’t worry Brother Zhang Feng, this matter is easy to handle. I have already calculated her fate, and will definitely not shorten his lifespan. As long as his time is not up, settling his soul will be easy,” False Taoist patted his chest and said.
“En, that is naturally not a problem, but I still have a small problem that needs Fellow Daoist Xian Yun to take care of, so you can help out as well,” I said with a smile.
“What trouble? Tell me, can you help me? I’ll definitely help you!” False Taoist promised again.
“So she’s been in a coma for many days, and is still in the hospital. She definitely can’t do it in the hospital, there are too many ghosts there, so we have to get her body out. Do you have a way? I’m a person who is good at rearing ghosts, but it’s not very hard for people to change their minds.” I gave the question to the False Taoist.
But when the False Taoist heard this, he laughed out loud and said, “Brother, this is not hard. You guys only do evil deeds and just kill your way around, so it is naturally very difficult for you guys to do such things. But we are different, the people, we only know how to bully the honest people, so the honest people have to have some tricks up their sleeves.
False Taoist is full of confidence and I know that he has a plan, but it is nothing more than a trick, especially the Feng Shui fortune-teller’s trick. I will first scare you a little, say that you have a great calamity, then you will get angry when you hear it, and then he will guess some things from your actions and words, such as what happened at home, what you did today, and what happened in the past.
At this point, no matter what you say, they will believe you. Then you will tell them what hidden dangers you have in your family, and you can find them yourself, and those people will firmly believe you. This method is commonly used by swindlers, and False Taoist himself is a person with 30% of ability, so naturally, he would use it with pure passion.
As expected, when we decided to look for Fang Xiaowei’s parents, False Taoist did not go to the hospital at all, but chose to wait at a restaurant near the hospital. When Fang Xiaowei’s mother came to eat, he intentionally knocked over the lunchbox, announced her number, and pretended to be enigmatic.
But False Taoist naturally had plans, and immediately said that after this poor man knocked over a box of food, he would give you compensation for the disaster and even asked if her family was sick, so even now, they were still unconscious. Hearing that, Fang Xiaowei’s mother was naturally shocked, thinking that she had met an expert, so she immediately invited him to a quiet place to speak.
After that, False Taoist pretended to take Fang Xiaowei’s “birthday”, pinched her fingers, frowned and told Fang Xiaowei’s mother that Fang Xiaowei had bumped into evil, and that she would only kill herself if she hit evil first, and that she wouldn’t wake up until she hit evil now. If she didn’t drive Xie away, then Fang Xiaowei was dead for sure.
Originally, they were suspicious of why Fang Xiaowei committed suicide. Now that they had the excuse of evil, it was reasonable for them to substitute him in. Thus, Fang Xiaowei’s parents immediately cried and begged False Taoist for her help.
In less than half an hour, Fang Xiaowei’s mother managed to convince her father to go through the discharge procedures first. Even if Master Xian Yun failed to cure him, he would have to change the hospital.
After reading all these from the dark, I can’t help but admire the False Taoist for his methods. This kind of ability, it’s impossible to learn without many years of experience in the martial arts world. Of course, I wasn’t the only one watching the False Taoist’s actions, He Hua and Xiao Keke had also come.
There were many pairs of eyes that were staring at him like poisonous snakes, causing False Taoist to feel a chill all over his body. How did he always get into trouble with this Ghost Keeper, could it be that this city was going to get into trouble with him?
After gaining the trust of Fang Xiaowei’s parents, things became much easier. They first went through the discharge procedures, then found a clean and quiet place, with an unconscious person, many inns wouldn’t let them stay, because they were unlucky, and if they suddenly died, they would have to go to a place far away from the suburbs to find a house.
After that, there were all sorts of offerings, like three beasts, fruits, and the like, all placed on a large altar. The fragrance that was as thick as three arms was extremely eye-catching, and there was even a large amount of paper money.
‘s parents were kneeling by the side, holding a handful of paper money, while False Taoist was holding a peach wood sword and mumbling to himself. He was even shaking his head, and would occasionally throw out a handful of cinnabar to ignite the fire, if no one knew anything, they would be easily intimidated.
“No, no, Zhang Feng, this False Taoist is not recruiting spirit, he’s offering sacrifices! I saw this scene once when I was travelling, I even asked the seniors there, they all said that this is a sacrifice to appease the dead, it’s not a summoning spirit!” After seeing that False Taoist was putting on a show, Xiao Keke suddenly shouted.
“Sacrifice?” I was also surprised for a bit, but thinking that it was just a lie, there was nothing much to it. In any case, False Taoist had already agreed to it, and if did not wake up, the first thing he would do was beat False Taoist up.
“Don’t worry, although this Daoist Xian Yun doesn’t have much ability, he really did come out with Mount Longhu. He might really be able to attract spirits, don’t worry, last time that Daoist Brother Shan really was a capable cultivator,” He Hua said.
Originally, after we found the False Taoist, we wanted to look for that Leisurely Mountain to help, but the last time we saw him being displeased at the people from the evil way, if it wasn’t for Xian Yun who happened to stop us last time, we would have started it, so we didn’t dare to find him.
Not long after, Daoist Priest Xian Yun, who had more than enough money, was playing the game. First, he let Fang Xiaowei’s parents burn the paper money, then shouted out Fang Xiaowei’s name again and again.
Then, the False Taoist suddenly jumped towards Fang Xiaowei’s side, took out a bowl of water and started to burn a Talisman. Finally, he poured the Talisman Water into Fang Xiaowei’s mouth.
“The talismans in the Mount Longhu are very famous. I reckon that the False Taoist relied on that talisman to achieve success. I wonder where he got them from, do you want to extort a few later?” He Hua said on the side.
“Damn, I want to extort them as well, but False Taoist probably isn’t willing to give them to me. He probably got them from senior brothers in the Leisurely Mountain, so he won’t hand them over easily, but if he is forced into a corner, I’m afraid of being found out. When the truly powerful Taoists from Mount Longhu come, we won’t be able to handle them,” I said, shaking my head.
Sure enough, less than two minutes after the rune water was poured down, Fang Xiaowei woke up with a cough.
In the beginning, Daoist Priest Xian Yun was not willing to take it, because he was only helping me this time. However, he did not take it, but was afraid of being found out, so he took half of it. In the end, he told them that Fang Xiaowei had to go to the hospital to look for her wounds before she floated away.
“Thank you, Fellow Daoist Xian Yun, this is my number, if you have any problems in the future, you can come and find me,” I gave my phone number to Daoist Xian Yun. No matter what, I owe him one, of course, if the request he made in the future is too excessive, I won’t admit it.
“Fine, fine, we’re all just messing around in the martial arts world, we should be looking out for each other and help each other,” False Taoist said with a smile.
Then, False Taoist wanted to find me to drink, but I rejected him. I said that it would be more wrong, but it’s better to keep my arrogance.