Go Through the Book and Save the Hero! - v2 Chapter 62

    Shao Qingyu was obviously stunned, the icy blade carefully pressed against her upper lip, and she could even see the cold light of the blade from the corner of her eye. At this moment, thousands of thoughts in her heart were flying, but her body was stiff.

    It wasn’t until a moment later that she saw Gu Zhixing retract the razor, and then she moved back slightly, and said a little embarrassedly, “Haha, in fact, just give me a tissue and I can wipe it myself.”

    Gu Zhixing thought about the records of the original novel, and said in his heart: That’s really not good.

    Shao Qingyu was obviously stimulated by this, and was a little overwhelmed for a while, but just handed over the carton at hand, “I think you have a cold now, your appetite may not be good, I specifically went to the restaurant staff to ask for some ingredients to make a preserved egg lean meat porridge for you. I hope you will recover soon.”

    Gu Zhixing touched the carton, but it was still warm, “Thank you.”

    Shao Qingyu pursed her lips and smiled, shaking her head, “It’s okay!”

    She got up and beckoned to Gu Zhixing, “Then I’ll go back to the class first. You need to take care of your body. If you can’t keep up with the class, you can borrow notes from me.”

    “No.” Gu Zhixing said sincerely: “I don’t study.”

    Shao Qingyu: “…Ah, that’s it, haha.”

    Shao Qingyu was a little embarrassed and didn’t know how to deal with it.

    “click-”

    The door was closed.

    Li Hanshan and Zhou Ruyao were finally able to stand up, one supported the stove to move their body, the other held the refrigerator without saying a word, it seems that their legs are numb.

    Gu Zhixing shook the razor in his hand: “Wait for you to wash it?”

    “No, I have a replacement head.” Li Hanshan stared at the razor for a few seconds, then said, “You are thinking about something in a mess.”

    “Axing has already changed the key plot of the first time they got along, so why don’t you think about it.” Zhou Ruyao complained and stepped forward, took the shave from Gu Zhixing’s hand The knife swayed, “Besides, aren’t we also here to celebrate your birthday?”

    “I’ve said it no less than three times.” Li Hanshan twitched the corners of his mouth and said, “But because of this, I feel that we are too relaxed now.”

    Gu Zhixing thought for a while, and said in a mysterious tone: “You mean, we are going to add two more locks to the door now?”

    Zhou Ruyao was taken aback for a moment, and then whispered: “It’s not suitable, where can we buy locks?”

    Li Hanshan: “…Enough, I mean our attitude is too slack, we should solve these problems this morning.”

    “It’s easy to say, but we don’t have any rules now.” Gu Zhixing spread his hands and said, “There are too many accidents on her.”

    “I figured out the rules of her body.” Zhou Ruyao lay down on the sofa and yawned, “After all, we have to froth the cake quickly, so that the cream will be eaten by us. , so Shao Qingyu came to us, otherwise he would not suddenly give a benefit.”

    Gu Zhixing: “…?”

    Li Hanshan: “…?”

    Zhou Ruyao tilted his head, “Look, after we met her, is this the case? There is no causal relationship, but the ending is always belike—” He said and pulled down slightly The collar of his clothes threw a wink at Gu Zhixing.

    The moment he received Zhou Ruyao’s wink, Gu Zhixing immediately took a half step back and stretched out his hand, “Don’t, stop, calm down.”

    “It took a long time to pose.”

    Zhou Ruyao pretended to be annoyed, holding his hands beside his face.

    Li Hanshan lowered his eyes slightly, and his words revealed some doubts, “I have been thinking about this issue, and I have also checked the novel many times, and also investigated Shao Qingyu’s life experience.”

    Gu Zhixing looked over, “What did you find?”

    “The information shows that she is an ordinary family, an only child, and her family is decent. I think this should be an ordinary and sound family environment.” Li Hanshan paused, then said: “And I read the novel. In the process, I have indeed found many times that the content of the plot is indeed very much about her intimate contact with the male protagonist due to an accident. Even if it is not an accident, there are a lot of descriptions about her body, which I personally think attracts readers. A way of writing.”

    After Li Hanshan finished speaking, his face became more and more solemn, “But from the stories we have experienced, the content of the novels in the book we have seen is obviously what it wants us to see, because No matter how unreasonable things are, the rules of the world will help them rationalize. For example, Cheng Huan’s disguise as a man is actually not as seamless as it says in the novel, isn’t it? However, the biggest confusion I’ve encountered now is that I haven’t been able to find one. There are various reasons to explain Shao Qingyu’s current situation.”

    “Then is it possible that you overlooked something?” Zhou Ruyao touched his chin and said, “For example, something was ignored.”

    Gu Zhixing’s expression was very sincere, “You analyzed it very well. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.”

    Li Hanshan still frowned, as if talking to himself or confirming the situation with them, “If there is no problem with the family environment, then maybe it is interpersonal communication? But since she was late to respond to the teacher And from the first contact with us, she is outgoing, willing to communicate, and has a social personality. Perhaps the answer lies in the relationship between family and personality—”

    Speaking of this, Li Hanshan stopped, suddenly raised his eyes to look at them, “No, I found a problem, it should not be easy for her family to bear the cost of this training camp. In the novel, it was also mentioned that her overall grades were at the upper-middle level and were not outstanding, so she could not have been excluded from school.”

    At this point, he understood all the unreasonable accidents that happened to her, and he pushed back all kinds of abnormalities, “Yes, Shao Qingyu clearly behaves like a social personality, but she finds When I was with me, the language was slurred, the logic didn’t flow, and she seemed so emotionally involved that she forgot she was dealing with strangers.”

    Li Hanshan’s long list of words almost made her dizzy, and a bit of surprise appeared on her indifferent face, “Good brother, what are you trying to say, I feel your CPU is about to burn out already.”

    “I can already smell the mush.”

    Zhou Ruyao slapped her nose.

    Li Hanshan said: “I mean, judging from her behavior, she shouldn’t have so many embarrassing accidents. Even if it did happen, she shouldn’t be unable to solve it. “

    His words have basically defined Shao Qingyu’s behavior.

    “I can understand what you mean.” Gu Zhixing said hesitantly: “But the risk is too high, she should take this into consideration.”

    “You don’t have to make such a big sacrifice to catch a beetle-in-law. Besides, a girl will feel embarrassed and ashamed when she encounters such a thing.”

    Zhou Ruyao also failed to accept Li Hanshan’s speculation.

    Li Hanshan: “But isn’t it the most risky and most sacrificed thing to cross the class through marriage?”

    The moment his voice fell, Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao both looked over.

    “If love is just a bargaining chip for profit, then why can’t the naked body be a means of adding money?” Li Hanshan’s expression was calm, there was no emotional ups and downs in his black eyes, but his voice was very light, “In In the face of fame, fortune, power, and wealth, people will become dogs, pigs, and mice, and there is no need to compare what gender and shame.”

    Gu Zhixing moved his fingers slightly, turned his head to look at Li Hanshan, there was no fluctuation in his indifferent black eyes, “You have a deep understanding of why you issued such a deafening condemnation?”

    Li Hanshan didn’t look back, just calmly said: “It’s also chasing fame and fortune, there’s nothing to condemn, it’s just the same way.”

    “Grass, don’t be a **** riddle man!” Zhou Ruyao suddenly cried out with a sad expression, “Cake, my cake, it will become solid if you don’t stir it!”

    Gu Zhixing also shouted, “Grass, the porridge Shao Qingyu gave me is almost solid.”

    Li Hanshan: “…will you die if you talk for a minute longer?”

    Zhou Ruyao and Gu Zhixing didn’t have this time. One rushed back to the room to get the electric shaver, and the other was stirring the box of preserved egg and lean meat porridge with a spoon.

    And Li Hanshan was forced to interrupt the “meeting”, and had to sit in front of the TV and start watching the news, like an empty-nest old man who received a call from his child and said he would not go home to eat.

    Gu Zhixing was a little busier. After stirring the porridge, he went to help. After more than an hour, a cake embryo that did not look very delicious or fragrant was placed on the table.

    The three sat around the cake in silence for a long time.

    Zhou Ruyao: “Is there something missing?”

    Gu Zhixing: “Are you talking about cream or fruit, there’s no way someone is missing?”

    Zhou Ruyao: “I think it’s a little less ambience.”

    Li Hanshan: “Don’t worry about it, can you eat quickly and end today, I’ve had enough, I want to go to sleep.”

    Gu Zhixing: “Atmosphere, you are too abstract.”

    Zhou Ruyao: “Is it missing birthday candles, birthday crowns, etc. By the way, there are also lotus flowers that can sing.”

    Li Hanshan: “What is the lotus that can sing?”

    Zhou Ruyao: “It’s the kind of birthday cake, the store will give you a plastic lotus base, and then you can insert birthday candles, and that thing can sing.”

    Gu Zhixing: “You haven’t seen it before. The hero of the novel is just not grounded.”

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    Li Hanshan thought about it carefully, and asked suspiciously, “Then how did you know?”

    Gu Zhixing answered honestly: “I saw it on TV.”

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    You guys look a little more down-to-earth?

    Zhou Ruyao began to touch his chin and beard again in the air, swaying his body, bumping into Gu Zhixing’s shoulder from time to time. In a few seconds, Gu Zhixing also began to dangle as if he was infected.

    Li Hanshan was annoyed when he saw that the two of them were just like the small iron **** colliding with each other in Newton’s pendulum.

    “No, the crown is not necessary, candles and wishes are indispensable.” Gu Zhixing said solemnly: “Good brother, you must have what others have.”

    Gu Zhixing looked serious, then took out a pack of cigarettes from her pocket, and then she took out a few cigarettes and stuck them on the cake.

    Zhou Ruyao tacitly took out the lighters and lit them one by one.

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    By now, he is numb.

    Whatever, love how it is, and quickly end this **** ritual.

    Gu Zhixing took out the key, and said, “Come and make a wish, after making a wish, cut it with the small scissors on the keychain.”

    Zhou Ruyao held her face in both hands with infinite love, “Today, your wish will definitely come true.”

    Li Hanshan: “…OK.”

    He closed his eyes for a few minutes, and after a long time, only a voice sounded softly in his empty and empty heart: odd changes and even changes, symbols—

    See you quadrant, get out!

    Li Hanshan suddenly opened his eyes, stretched out, pulled out the cigarette **** on the cake, threw it aside, and said in an almost cold tone: “Okay, hurry up and divide the cake.”

    Zhou Ruyao: “I feel the atmosphere is still—”

    Li Hanshan: “Shut up, don’t mention it.”

    Gu Zhixing: “You really don’t need us to do anything more? You are a birthday!”

    Li Hanshan: “No need, eat quickly, then I’ll go back to class.”

    The rice cooker cake, which was not very delicious, was quickly divided and eaten by the three of them. The moment the “birthday feast” ended, Li Hanshan stood up and took a few books from the table and left immediately.

    The moment he walked out of the suite door, Li Hanshan felt that the air became sweet and fresh.

    The class density of the training camp is still relatively high, school is over at 6:30 in the afternoon, but at 8:00, there is still a self-study in the evening, until 10:00 is the real rest time.

    Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao took time off because of Li Hanshan’s leave, while Li Hanshan honestly finished all the lessons today.

    At 10:50 p.m., Li Hanshan returned to the suite, the living room was dark, Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao seemed to be asleep.

    It’s not like them to go to bed so early, but it’s not surprising that there are no entertainment facilities.

    Li Hanshan turned on the light, put down the textbook and went to the washroom. After washing, he went back to the room and lay down to sleep. As a result, not long after the lights were turned off, Li Hanshan heard the sound of the door opening and the loud singing, followed by the familiar feeling of the pillow being lifted.

    Li Hanshan: “…”

    Here’s another **** alarm, right?

    After hearing them leave, he immediately turned on the lamp and lifted the pillow, but was stunned for a moment.

    Under the pillow was a note and a cheap pink bud-like toy,

    “We went out with chef Fu Tao in the afternoon, and stumbled upon the lotus toy we told you about. Happy birthday to you!”

    Li Hanshan realized that the loud singing voice that had been heard just now was actually a birthday song.

    He glanced at the note, then at the toy that had been singing, and sighed after a long time.

    Li Hanshan shook his head, and while looking for the switch of the toy, he thought: Forget it, go to sleep.

    Fifteen minutes later, Li Hanshan’s eyes were tired and he looked at the toy in his hand that was still singing the birthday song with a slightly broken spirit. Fuck, doesn’t this thing have a switch? Why can’t he not only find the switch, but even where the battery is?

    Twenty-eight minutes later, Li Hanshan went to Gu Zhixing and Zhou Ruyao with the toys, hoping they could give an answer.

    Thirty-five minutes later, the three decided to destroy the toys. Among them, Zhou made a constructive suggestion: “bubble with water.”

    Forty-nine minutes later, the wet singing toy was picked up from the pool. During the period, the three of them were repeatedly knocked on the door of the next room and the opposite room to remind them to lower their voices.

    Fifty-seven minutes later, the three of them were helpless about this toy, which could not be ignited by blisters and would not be damaged. Zhou responded positively.

    At 11:17 p.m. Beijing time, Li Mou, Zhou Mou and Gu Mou committed a crime under the rockery behind the bamboo forest in the hotel’s inner courtyard with shovels. At the same time, they were found by the patrolling teacher, and the three were immediately arrested . When the three were being interrogated, Lotus Toys was still in high spirits and happily sang: “Happy birthday to you~HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOU~”