Go to Hell, White Lotus - Chapter 31

[31. Sun Moon Holy Cult is Happy] 

Bai Lian Hua established a guild and had become a guild leader. He felt very satisfied seeing his two underlings in his guild and could feel a surge in his sense of pride…

[Guild] White Lotus: Our guild is amazingly cool!

[Guild] Lonely like Snow: It’s amazingly stupid!

[System Tip: Guild Leader [White Lotus] has made Guild Member [Half Crazy Smile] upgrade to [Vice Guild Leader]. ]

[System Tip: Guild Leader [White Lotus] has made Guild Member [Lonely like Snow] upgrade to [Vice Guild Leader]. ]

[Guild] White Lotus: Ok. Let’s continue with sweeping for dragon eggs~~~

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: Don’t you think it’s more important to sweep for guild funds now?

[Guild] White Lotus: Just let the guild emerge and perish on its own.

[System prompt: Player [Hundred Days Red] has joined the guild [Sun Moon Holy Cult].

[Guild] Hundred Days Red: Master! I haven’t seen you for so long! You established a guild??

[Guild] White Lotus: Disciple!  I haven’t seen you for so long! You’ve already reached level sixty??

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: … Sure enough, when there’s a master, there’s also a disciple. (KKNotes: AKA Master and disciple are alike)

[Guild] Lonely like Snow: -_0 This may not be. Remember White Lotus and Great God…

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: You’re Great God, right?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Smile brother, you really can joke. How can I be as good as Great God?

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: Don’t lie to me. Although you have deleted the transaction record between your account and Great God’s account, I checked the person who recently obtained the [Shili Lotus] equipment set. There was only one user and that is the Great God.

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: You are really thorough

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: You admit to it?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Yeah

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: I heard that if you split your personalities often, you can easily get into an insane asylum =_=|||

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Yeah

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: After so many years, we can finally talk to each other my dear master. ^_^

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: What do you want to say

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: Guess what I want to say? ^_^? ,

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Don’t know

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: …..about Yi Ri’s situation, I’m really sorry.

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: It doesn’t matter

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: I didn’t know that he would use your account to do those things….

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Yeah

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: Will you forgive me?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: No

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: …..Hey! Master, don’t be so stingy!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Don’t call me master

[Private chat] Half Crazy Smile: A teacher for one day is a father for life……..

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I can’t raise such a big son like you

Bai Lian Hua manipulated his character standing on the beach, watching the other two unmoving figures. He couldn’t help but wonder, didn’t we say that we’re going to do the East Sea instance again? Why did no one respond to his words earlier? Is his presence so weak?

[Team] White Lotus: Hey Hey Hey! Roommate what are you doing standing there stupidly??

[Team] Lonely like Snow: >///< We are discussing how to sell you off!

[Team] White Lotus: …==.

[Team] Lonely like Snow: Sorry >///< Got too into the discussion.

[Team] White Lotus: Can I ask what the result of the discussion is?

[Team] Lonely like Snow: The result of the discussion is that it is actually more profitable for the buyer!

Bai Lian Hua felt indignant and wanted to say something in return when the scene in front of him suddenly changed and became the bottom of the sea again. He could only hold back his grievances and obediently hide behind the seashells waiting for Roommate and Smile to defeat the boss.

The process in the middle will not be repeated because Bai Lian Hua again leeches off the other two the whole way and happily watches his experience meter shoot up. He thought, if he does not get a dragon egg in the next instance, and goes through the instance several more times then he can rise from level 54 to 57 or even 58….ok fine, he quickly tossed than shameful idea aside.

[Black Dragon King: Hey… who is it… →]

[Black Dragon King: Dammit, another person coming here to steal the dragon eggs? →]

The last time it was the White Dragon King. This time it’s the Black Dragon King… Bai Lian Hua opened Bai Du and searched to see if White Dragon is better or Black Dragon is better……the answer he came to was that each had its own merits. In short, it is a very good pet…..Bai Lian Hua started feeling a little uneasy.

The result of his unease was….. six times, six full attempts of the East Sea instance. And with no exceptions – not a single egg or a single dragon eggshell! The three men swept through to the point that just seeing the dragon made their legs soft and seeing the big octopus at the beginning made them feel sick. Once, because Roommate left for lunch, Hundred Days Red joined in to help and the whole group almost perished. Hundred Days Red cried saying that unless someone held a knife to his neck and threatened him, he will not attempt a higher levelled instance again!

Even Bai Lian Hua felt that his luck today was not good, otherwise, why would he not get a single dragon egg after attempting six times? Ok…it’s because they didn’t know. For others, they might not pick one up even after attempting it sixteen times! There’s even someone who didn’t get it after sixty attempts! They had only swept through it six times…Sure enough, the result of having a smooth journey is reduced intelligence.

[Team] White Lotus: I have a hunch, seven is my lucky number…

[Team] Half Crazy Smile: Lotus sister… I haven’t had lunch yet TUT

[Team] Lonely like Snow: Try again tomorrow. I’m too tired to love!!

[Team] White Lotus: Ok then, tomorrow OTZ

Bai Lian Hua deeply sighed. This is the so called, “Advancing in happiness and returning in defeat”.

Just as he was preparing to leave the game and do something else, he was very surprised to receive a private chat from Roommate.

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Lotus sister ~~

[Private chat] White Lotus: What happened? TUT

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Are you very concerned about the Great God?

[Private chat] White Lotus: Is the Great God that you’re talking about the Great God that I’m thinking about?

Bai Lian Hua looked at the words on the screen and felt like there was some sort of hidden intention behind it.

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: You’re characteristic is to talk nonsense?

[Private chat] White Lotus: … can’t be considered as being concerned

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Then when he dumped you why were you crying as if you wanted to die

[Private chat] White Lotus: Roommate, you’re words are so ambiguous…

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Don’t worry about the details

Is he concerned about Great God? The Great God that countless people in the gaming world look up to and admire? I guess, if you’re someone who’s into games, you can’t help but care….he actually had not spoken often with this so called master of his.

[Private chat] White Lotus: I am someone who is a love virgin…….

It can only be explained this way… Just like many people who think that lost item are more precious, he had always habitually cared for old things. He is afraid to change and afraid of strangers. Although he may appear open and outgoing, in fact, he gets nervous in front of strangers and would start pinching at the edges of his shirt…..

[Private chat] Lonely like snow: Oh?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: You’re a love virgin?

[Private chat] White Lotus: All Chinese men are love virgins!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: If you are QJ’d one day, will you fall in love with the person who  QJ’d you? (KKnotes: QJ = Rape)

[Private chat] White Lotus: I am a man, no one will want QJ me!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Nowadays there are many female hooligans. Last time, there was a man in Baxi who was QJ’d to death by six female hooligans…

[Private chat] White Lotus: ∑ (° △ ° | | |) Even being a man is not safe in this society now??

[Private chat] Lonely like Rnow: Right, right!

[Private chat] White Lotus: So why did you ask me this question?

[Private chat] Lonely like snow: … I was just asking a simple question!!!

[Private chat] White Lotus: Ok… I’m logging off now ^_^ You continue.

After Bai Lian Hua sent out this sentence and seeing that Roommate did not answer for a long time, he was ready to go offline. But the guild channel suddenly lit up at this moment….because of his obsessive compulsive disorder, Bai Lian Hua selected the flashing icon.

[System prompt: Player [Great God] joined the guild [Sun Moon Holy Cult]. ]

Before Bai Lian Hua had the time to think…..he had already reflexively logged off the game. Why did Great God join his guild?? He though that Great God would never join a guild!

Bai Lian Hua’s hand shook violently. He thought about it and logged onto penguin.

White Lotus 15:01:50

Roommate! Why did Great God join our guild?? TUT

Roommate 15:01:59

Not good?

White Lotus 15:02:04

It really is not good!

Roommate 15:02:21

Why?? ==||

White Lotus 15:02:43

Wuwu….I don’t know. When I see him, I start panicking….

Roommate 15:02:51

Lotus you…. why are you afraid of him?

White Lotus 15:03:04

I don’t know ah TAT

Roommate 15:03:17

I invited him to join. Didn’t you say that Great God is very powerful? I noticed that he didn’t have a guild so I invited him personally~ He agreed at once~~(/≥▽≤)/

White Lotus 15:03:30

… You are day, I am night. You never understand my pain, just like how day will never understand the nights darkness!!

Roommate 15:04:08

… Is it that bad? o(TヘTo)

White Lotus 15:04:31

He must hate me!

Roommate 15:04:57

Why do you think so?

White Lotus 15:05:01

At the beginning he wanted to kill me!

Roommate 15:05:17

… You… how do you know?

White Lotus 15:05:26

He said so /points fingers together

Roommate 15:05:24

I …

Roommate 15:05:37

What?! When did he say that?

White Lotus 15:06:01

TUT. You didn’t see it so of course you don’t know!

Roommate 15:06:12

…………………………………… .

White Lotus 15:06:45

And I also broke my promise OTZ

Roommate 15:06:55

Believe me, it’s not as serious as you think…

White Lotus 15:07:01

I know! It is actually more serious that I thought TUT Roommate, don’t comfort me. I’m going to just log off first……….

Song Qingge restrained himself for a very long time so that he wouldn’t  go and smash his keyboard onto Bai Lian Hua’s head……Your sister! When did Laozi say that I hated you?! When did Laozi say that I wanted to kill you?!

For the first time in his life, he had the urge to open someone’s brain and check to see how their thought processes worked…..Is it because he wasn’t clear enough?? Or is it because Bai Lian Hua is too stupid! Thousands of words all collected into a single word that came out of his mouth: F*ck!