God An Otaku In Dxd - Chapter 41 Jesus Is Back.... From The Bahamas.
‘Alright. I’m going to show these ‘Almighty Ones’ who’s the fucking boss around here.’ Kami thought with a glint of anger, while going to the conference room. It’s entrace in not a door, but a teleportation pod.
The room doesn’t actually have any doors, only teleportation systems.
The seats of the ‘Almighty Ones’ which was large thrones, surround a large throne, where Kami seats. They surround him like a circle.
You CAN’T even begin to imagine the aize of that room, since it was impossible to make a room that large. But, for Kami, the God of Creation, NOTHING is impossible.
Kami walked toward the conference room, since one of his Archangels told him that the others were ready.
He stopped at the teleportation pod, which was labeled ‘To Conference Room’.
He went inside, and he teleported to the room.
He greeted the crowd with a scowl and a deadly aura surrounding him One thing was clear when the other gods saw him; He was ANGRY. SERIOUSLY ANGRY.
“START THE MEETING.” Kami said with authority. When a meeting begins, Kami usually sits down first and the ‘Almighty Ones’ would kneel and wait for Kami to tell them to sit, but it seems that Kami is doing it differently today.
He continued to stand up, which made the others confused.
“WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? KNEEL.” Kami said in authority, and the others followed suit, not wanting to anger their Creator even more.
‘What is he angry about?’ The gods thought while kneeling before him.
“LET US START THE MEETING.” Kami started, and the gods sat down.
“I WILL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. WHO HERE ARE CONSPIRING WITH THE REBELLION?” Kami asked, the aura surrounding him now covering the entire room, which made the gods a bit uneasy.
They might be the strongest in their universe, but not anymore. This was Kami’s turf. He’s king around here, and they don’t even go near to the strength of his Normal-Class Angels!
Some started to sweat, and some gulped. Hell, even the Archangels, who was not even in the room, felt Kami’s overwhelming prescence.
“Wow. That’s Kami for ya.” Romer commented, while mopping the floor of floor 222.
After feeling that prescence, he continued his job.
‘H-How did he find out?’ A certain Almighty One thought nervously.
“NOBODY IS GOING TO REPENT? HAVE IT YOUR WAY THEN. I WILL COUNT FROM 3 TO 1. IF NOBODY ANSWERS, I WILL ERASE YOU ALL FROM EXISTANCE.” Kami said with a serious tone.
“Three.”
The ‘Almighty Ones’ started sweating once more.
‘What rebellion is he talking about?’ The Almighty Ones thought nervously, since after three seconds, they will be erased forever.
‘T-This can’t be happening…!’ A certain god thought nervously.
‘That’s right. If that man could recruit from this level, this means one or more of them, are WORKING with him. I already know who the one who is working with him. But, I must test my creations.’ Kami thought.
“Two.”
‘GAHHHHH! THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! JUST TELL IT ALREADY!’ A panicking god thought while sweating like it was Hell inside.
‘We’re all going to he erased from existance.’ A calm god thought, while leaning on the side of his throne, cooly.
‘S-Should I tell him?’
‘Yes, yes you SHOULD.’ Kami thought, reading the minds of the gods who stood before him.
“On-” Kami didn’t get to finish the countdown, when a certain god raised his hand.
“I-It was me….” The god said while he raised his hand, ashamed of himself.
All of the other gods looked at him with angry stares and glares, disgusted by the traitor among them.
“THEN THIS MEETING IS OVER.” Kami announced, then the gods kneeled before him.
“Farewell, My Lord.” The gods said in unison, and one by one, they teleported back to their universes that they were ruling over.
The only one left is the god who raised his hands.
Kami calmed down a bit now, his aura now less deadly and threatening.
“Now, now. Come with me, traitor.” Kami said, and the both of them teleported to the ‘Archangel’s Office’.
They teleported to it’s meeting room, which is a round table, which contained 10 seats. A seat for Kami, seven seats for the Archangels, a seat for Dave, and lastly, a seat for Romer, with all his janitor glory.
This was the room used to have important meetings where there are major problems to be concerned about. It was round not because it was used to symbolize that they were all equal, but Kami just thought it looked cool.
“Sit, and speak. NOW.” Kami ordered the god, and he had the deadly aura coming out from him again.
This made the god feel VERY uneasy.
It didn’t help when the Archangels, Romer, and Dave went inside the room as well, with angry looks on their faces.
“U-Uhhhhhh…..” The god stuttered.
“Sit down. NOW.” Kami ordered again, and he followed.
He sat down, and it filled the room with silence. Kami was on the other side of the round table now sitting as well, while the god was on the other side. The Archangels and the other two was standing with Kami.
“Now, why were you helping the rebel?” Kami asked, trying not to sound angry.
“I-I didn’t….. have a choice…” The god stuttered, trying to sound sincere. Key word, TRYING.
“What do you mean, you didn’t had a choice?” Kami asked.
‘This guy is lying. I never taught them to lie. Fucking mofos.’ Kami thought while gritting his teeth.
‘Good. I’m luring him away. Such a foolish god!’ the god thought.
Kami ignored the insult that crossed the god’s mind, but was having trouble doing so.
“H-He threatened me that he will destroy my universe….. if I deny to serve him….” The god said with an emotional tone.
“What is your name?” Kami asked him.
“I am Stercore, My Lord.” The god said. He heard chuckles from the other beings on the other side of the room.
(A/N: Do you guys wonder why they’re laughing? Search on Google Translate quick. Search ‘Stercore in English’.)
“Stercore, huh?” Kami thought outloud.
‘That’s why you have a shitty attitude as well. Whoever that rebel is, he can be pretty manipulating. Cool.’ Kami thought.
“Don’t play with me.” Kami said with a firm voice, which made Stercore start sweating.
“W-What do you mean…?” He asked, trying to sound innocent.
“You know what I’m talking about. ANSWER ME.” Kami said, and his energy levels started rising like hell, and the ground started shaking.
Stercore then grinned, and started to chuckle.
“You’re not going to survive this rebellion, Kami.” Stercore told the group with an evil grin on his face.
It deeply unerved the other beings.
“What do you mean by that?” Kami asked, narrowing his eyes. He was genuinely curious.
“He told me that you and him met once…. when you’re still human…” Stercore said.
This shocked the whole room, since the only ones that knew Kami’s past were important and powerful beings! WHO is this guy?
Kami was there, stunned. But, he decided not to show it to the others.
“When did we meet?” Kami asked more curiously.
“He didn’t tell me anything, just that you two were close. Anyways, if you think you can do something now, It’s already too late. He will make a new-!” He didn’t get to finish, when Kami silenced him by hitting the back of his neck.
‘This shithead babbles on and on, it’s annoying.’ Kami thought angrily.
“Alright. Put him in restraints.” Kami ordered, pointing at the god he knocked out.
“Now, lockdown ALL of the universes. The rebel will be stuck in the DxD Universe.” Kami ordered a bunch of other stuff to the Archangels, and they obeyed.
He was the only one left in the room. Nothing can be heard. Only silence.
‘Damn it. Who the hell is that man? First, he knows my name, then he recruits ‘Almighty Ones’, and now one of his followers tells me that he knows me when I was still a fucking human! Who is the guy?’ Kami thought.
While he was quitely thinking, there came a knock on the door.
“Is anyone there?” A voice asked from the other side of the door.
“Come in.” Kami said. The door opened, then what he saw was utterly terrifying.
It was a….. man, wearing a crown of thorns, with black hair that reaches up to the shoulders. He was tall, and he has a normal face. He also has a smile on his face.
“Jesus? What the fuck are YOU doing here?” Kami asked, annoyed by his face.
“Hey, c’mon now, dad. Don’t be like that! I just came back from the Bahamas with the other saints.” Jesus told him.
“That’s why you shit stains are missing. Now, come in. We’ve got something to talk about.” Kami said, as Jesus walked in, with three other figures. It was three other saints. John, Matthew, and Peter. In other words, three of the twelve disciples.
The fuckers were still wearing beach khakis and for their top, they were still wearing swimming attire.
“What the fuck are you wearing?”
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