God Bless On This Stupid World - Chapter 1 Rebirth

‘Ughh my head is so fricking hurt, where the hell i am’

Suddenly i heard some old man voice reaching my ears

“Hello there young man before i congratulate you let me introduce my self, im the one you humankind called God and yes you are here that mean you already dead in your previous life”

‘ooooooh is this the famous isekai novel type meeting god and giving the protagonist a cheat before reincarnate ????’

“well young man do you know that i can read your mind ? anyway you are lucky soul that can get reincarnate , you can choose your world to reincarnate and i will give you 1 ‘cheat’ just like you said”

“is there any world limit to where i can reincarnate ? i mean for example can i choose to reincarnate in novel or game world?”

” there is no limit for that , even you can get reincarnate into wuxia world novel though”

‘hmm wuxia world? naaah im too lazy to fight cannonfodder young master and i dont think wuxia novel fits me well to NEET like me, wait a minute i think i know 1 world that fit me well’

‘i think i choose “konosuba” world, i know that world is typical cliche isekai world but hey i mean that world its not that bad excluding a certain useless retainer lol’

“after i think about it i choose “Konosuba” world please , and i wish that i have “system” that can help me in that world i dont mind a simple system can do for me, but at least the system got mission and roulette function”

“well that suprisingly not too greedy for guy like you , i remember the last guy wish that he want charm cheat that can seduce any girl”

‘f*ck why i didnt think of that’

” but i think young man that choice is not wise for my opinion, the last time i check him he already dead , and you know what cause his death? he’s died because ‘death-grip syndrome’ hahahahaha i forgot to tell him how to turn off that charm cheat”

‘…. so thats the legendary death by snu-snu’

“anyway which timeline you want to reincarnate ?”

“hmmm i think i choose the time when aqua and kazuma descend to axel”

“very well then i wish you good luck in your next life”

And my vision went dark again