Goddess Luo, Covering the World - C127
“Go, go, go. Even if I agree, will the woman think well of you?” Shan Shui smelled the stench coming from his body, and waved his hands as he spoke.
“Hehehe, this is not difficult. If you want, you can give me your clothes. If I give my clothes to you, wouldn’t it be great if I helped you marry her?” “Actually, I don’t look too bad when I become a beggar!” The beggar said.
“Your idea isn’t bad, but your clothes are too disgusting!” Shan Shui frowned.
“Are you stupid? You won’t be able to soak in the river and quickly decide. With three minutes to think, you’ll be able to live your life freely, and I will finally be able to eat a hearty meal. Hahaha! ” The beggar said with a smile.
“Alright, for the happiness of all the people in the world, for the sake of being able to eat a full meal, let’s exchange then!” Shan Shui spoke in a righteous tone and as expected, he exchanged clothes with the beggar.
“Spread your hair, only then will you look like me, hahaha… “Yes, give me the hair on your head and the handkerchief!” The beggar said. Shan Shui would do as he was told.
“But you don’t look like me. You’re so thin. I’m afraid that Miss Ling Lan won’t believe that you’re me, right?” Shan Shui asked worriedly.
“Hehe, you don’t understand. You are a cultivator, so I will say that I am showing my true face to you. In order to get rid of her, why not?” The beggar said with a smile.
“Is that really okay?” Shan Shui was still worried.
“Old brother, Brother Xin, you can live a free life! However, it’s a deal. You can’t regret it. ” said the beggar cautiously.
“Hmph, regret? “Get me some money and see if I regret it.” Shan Shui shook his head and laughed.
If he could change his clothes, then Shan Shui would swagger forward.
“Hehehe, I don’t need to hide from you this time. You should hide from me!”
As expected, Ling Lan saw Shan Shui, who was wearing the beggar’s clothes and had also covered his face, and pinched her nose as she walked away. The pervert, who was wearing Shan Shui’s clothes, happily ran out as well.
At this moment, he had also finished combing his hair, and dressed up like a real man. He ran forward at top speed, looking behind him as he ran. Sure enough, that Ling Lan had caught up to him.
“Shan Shui, stop right there, I like you, I want to marry you!” Ling Lan chased while shouting.
The real prostitute, Shan Shui, saw this scene and was overjoyed. He secretly laughed, he felt that this was an extremely good idea.
The fake Shan Shui who had disguised himself, ran forward with all his might. He ran really fast, and after a while he was no longer there. This real Shan Shui suddenly felt a little sour in his heart.
“This woman looks pretty good. She has to have a body, even though she’s a bit plump, isn’t she?” She wants to have a good appearance, be very persistent and cordial. Maybe she wants to marry me to repay the debt of gratitude. She’s not in the wrong! But if he really gave her to that beggar, how could that guy have gotten himself into such a predicament? What a pity! “If you are more capable than yourself, then …” The real Shan Shui thought.
After chasing for a while, Ling Lan still could not catch up to the fake Shan Shui, and was so tired that she fell on the ground gasping for breath. That fake Shan Shui was running extremely fast, and Ling Lan was simply unable to catch up with him, while the real Shan Shui, a beggar, was lost in thought while walking. He was already hungry and hungry, but when he saw that it was Ling Lan, he did not dare ask her for directions.
On the roadside, he met Ling Lan, who saw that he was dressed in rags, so she casually threw him a few coins and didn’t even look at him.
While walking, he sighed: “This Shan Shui, he sure runs fast, why is he running faster and faster? I must catch up to him, I must marry him! I have to find him no matter where he goes. ”
Shan Shui shook his head and declined to comment. Miss Ling Lan kept chasing after them. Shan Shui took the money and walked towards the village. He was bullied by many children, who picked up bricks, tiles, stones, and dirt … Smash it down on him.
As he fought, he sang, “Stupid and lazy, only knowing how to ask for money when you reach out your hand and not knowing how to look for it; Tiebu Village, Tielu Village, Tielu Village, tattered and tattered, no good at all; when you call for it, you have to hit it; dirty, ugly, dirty …”
Shan Shui was so angry that he almost died. Who made this up?
When the vicious children saw the beggar walk towards the village, they began to chase after him with all their might, wanting to drive him out of the village.
However, Shan Shui was hungry, it was unbearable, he had not even mastered the Immortal Dao, how could he die from hunger? No matter what, he had to enter the village to get something to eat.
With the children chasing and hitting him, he quickly ran, and soon they were no longer able to catch up. He directly arrived at the gathering point of the Iron Cloth Village. This place was truly lively.
People came and went, selling food, clothes, and everything else they owned. The busy market made Shan Shui feel much better.
Hehe, the bun house, the hotel, and the snacks! Ah, the smell was strong and his stomach was growling.
Shan Shui arrived at a bun house, and before even reaching the door, he was shouted at by a waiter: “Go away, go away!
“I’m hungry, I want to buy something to eat!” Shan Shui said.
The waiter took out two steamed buns from the basket and threw them at the floor, “It’s really dirty to meet you. Here, hurry up and get the hell out of my way!”
Shan Shui was dumbstruck. He really wanted to ignore this waiter and show his dignity, but he was really hungry to the point of not showing his face at all. What was he going to do after encountering that crazy Ling Lan?
For the freedom of his life, he had to play this role well.
Shan Shui was extremely hungry, when he saw the steamed buns that he had thrown over, he immediately caught them. Luckily, the steamed buns were not dirty, so he did not care about it much.
However, it was fine if he didn’t eat, but he was even hungrier now.
Shan Shui took out two pieces of money and gave me a few buns. When the waiter saw the money, he immediately beamed. How rare! “One gold coin for one, two gold coins can only buy two!”
Shan Shui ignored him, picked up the steamed bun and started to eat. As he was still not full, he took out all the money that Ling Lan had given him and ate the steamed bun.
After finishing the steamed bun, Shan Shui wiped his mouth and asked the waiter: “Little brother, do you know the way out of Iron Cloth Village?”
“Haha, do you want to change places and try your luck at begging? That’s what I wish for! Our Iron Cloth Village does not welcome people who come asking for food! However, I want to tell you with infinite certainty that I have never left the village of Tibe since I was a child, and if you really want to know the way out of the village, I’m afraid only one person knows about it. ” The waiter said with a smile.
“Who knows?” Shan Shui asked curiously.
“This person is the daughter of Blacksmith Li — — Li Ling Lan. However, speaking of this Miss Ling Lan, hey, this is really puzzling, this Miss Ling Lan seems to have been possessed recently, chasing after the man called Shan Shui every day, saying that she wants to marry him. Our village has so many outstanding young lad, why is it that this Miss Ling Lan’s eyes have grown out of focus and can’t be seen?” He looks like a model, and after three to five years he’ll also be a material for the boss. If she’s willing to take a fancy to me and become the boss, then wouldn’t she be happy for the rest of her life? But what’s so good about that person called Shan Shui? I heard that she’s just a scammer who cultivates immortality and doesn’t appreciate her kindness at all. ” The waiter smiled and said, “Hey, why do you need so much from a beggar?”
“But why did Shan Shui run away?” Shan Shui asked even though he already knew the answer.
“This Miss Ling Lan is only one-sided. That Shan Shui said that he is a cultivator and cannot marry into a family. So if you just keep chasing after him, there will be people who can’t persevere and become softhearted. Hahaha, but, even if that Shan Shui has heavenly powers, as long as he enters Tie Bu Village, he will not be able to escape! ” A customer at the next table said with a smile.
Shan Shui felt very upset when he heard it. Could it be that this Iron Cloth Village was a maze like village? Why can’t I get out? Indeed, he had tried it many times, and had turned back and forth. Sometimes, he felt as if he had already traveled far away from the village, but when he moved forward again, he had unconsciously turned back. How strange!
As soon as he entered the bun house, he shouted to the waiter: “Waiter, give me three drawers of steamed buns, a plate of meat for hunting, a tray of vegetable soup, a plate of lamb filling, two kilograms of beef, and a large bowl of egg soup.”
The waiter said, “Alright!” He turned around and went to get some buns and some egg soup for the person who came.
After that, she winked at Shan Shui, indicating for him to hurry up and leave.
Seeing that it was the fake Shan Shui who came, this Shan Shui immediately hid in a corner and didn’t say another word.