Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 112
Jing Huan stared at Xiang Huaizhi’s WeChat name, blushing for a long time, until the number of unread messages jumped to 10, he quit to see other people’s news.
It’s a dormitory discussion group that hasn’t bubbling for a long time.
Lu Wenhao: [From Jiu Xia Video Center’s Sharing-Heart Yearning for the live recording room. 】
Lu Wenhao: The number of broadcasts has reached the first in a few days, and I have pushed down the previous pk video of Xiangge …
Gao Zixiang: Only you can surpass yourself, this is the strong one, understand?
A few days later, Jing Huan has been embarrassed to go to the screen recording.
Be face.
As long as I don’t watch, embarrassment can’t catch up with me.
Lu Wenhao: The section of Closed Mai was cut into short videos and posted on the Internet, and the two marketing numbers I follow are being issued.
Lu Wenhao: I rely! When I watched it in the afternoon, it was 200 forwards, but now 8000 forwards? !!
Jing Huan was confused.
Happy every day: what closed wheat?
Lu Wenhao: Just in the middle, you go to the shower.
Ten minutes later, Jing Huan locked the door of the room, pulled the curtains, put on headphones, and slowly opened the video shared by Lu Wenhao.
Because he didn’t remember the specific time, he could only drag his head slowly from the beginning to the back.
“Who am I? I’m the sweetheart longing for …”
grass.
For a moment, Jing Huanyu was in the execution ground.
He remained silent for ten seconds before calming down from embarrassment. He couldn’t help but reached out and covered his eyes, leaving only a seam, and continued watching the live recording screen.
Was the tone of his speech so embarrassing?
This fairy Meng Meng can bear it? A thousand gifts for Xiang Huaizhi?
He didn’t know if Kou Xianmeng Meng was generous or dedicated …
Jing Huan endured discomfort, and finally reached the section after he went to the bathroom.
He heard Xiang Huaizhi said: “The direct swearing of cursing, scolding my wife for kicking.”
Jing Huan blinked a few times in his fingers, then slowly reached out his hand and turned up the computer volume.
After listening to this screen recording, Jing Huan poured two glasses of ice water before calming down.
He is in a mixed mood.
Feeling embarrassed and shameful, my heart is inexplicably sweet …
For a moment, Jing Huan saved the screen recording to his computer, then calmly dropped the “Report” at the top left of the screen.
In fact, he was ready to be scolded for a long time. Although he did not do any bad things to other people as a demon, but if others felt uncomfortable, then he could accept two words.
But no, he hasn’t heard any malicious words in these days.
Now I know that Xiang Huaizhi used a few words that fluttered everyone’s attention.
Jing Huan couldn’t help but glanced at his WeChat post again.
When he first met Xiang Huaizhi, he always felt that Xiang Huaizhi was a very cold person, whether talking or doing things.
Later I learned how gentle this man was.
After making sure the video was downloaded, Jing Huan closed the webpage.
He opened Jiu Xia, and at the same time landed on Xiaotianjing and the yearning number, ready to form a team together for daily routine.
As soon as I set up a team at home, the message of my friends on the number of yearning came on.
[Stranger] Loose: Are you there?
Because of taking over the post of gang leader, there are often people who want to join the gang to come in private. During this time, they rarely heard from strangers.
Jing Huan just wanted to reply “not me”, and the other party flew over.
[Stranger] Loose: Where are you from, God.
[Stranger] Loose: Do you play xx?
[Stranger] Longing for: What is xx?
[Stranger] Sloppy: Haha, that’s the software we use.
Jing Huan frowned.
Us people? Which people?
Jing Huan picked up the phone and searched the name the person said, and a piece of software popped up.
The introduction below is “Social App for Men”.
[Stranger] Loose: Where are you from?
[Stranger] Longing for it: What are you doing?
[Stranger] Loose: I want to meet you.
[Stranger] yearning for 😕
[Stranger] Loose: I can send you a picture first, and I’ll talk about it if I’m satisfied.
Jing Huan was slow again, and now he should understand.
[Stranger] Longing for it: Send it to see.
[Stranger] Sporadic: [The other party sent you a photo, accept / reject]
Jing Huan opened his eyes.
It was still Zhang Ban / naked photo, and he had hot eyes. Jing Huan closed it immediately after a glance.
[Stranger] Longing for it: That’s it?
[Stranger] Loose: Ah?
[Stranger] yearning for it: brother, reasoning, your small body, I can make you cry for three months with one fist.
[Stranger] Longing for it: Come to bother my husband again, I will provide you with a bed and a package service.
Two sentences passed, Jing Huan refreshed the other party’s information, and sure enough, she was offline.
It is a 10-level trumpet in itself.
Jing Huan sneered, moved his finger, and reopened the setting for rejecting strangers in the account he yearned for.
[Friend] Half-life: Huanhuan, why?
[Friend] Little Sweet King: Do everyday.
Knowing that Xiao Tianjing was Jing Huan, Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang immediately added his friends and sent a lot of materials to Lu Hang for their last gift.
[Friend] Half a lifetime: Voice chat for a while?
The discussion group in the bedroom had long been out of speech.
“So what, I just asked.” Lu Wenhao cleared his throat, “You should know that Xiangge’s number was on the training before, right? What about your sister …”
“I know.” Jing Huan said.
Lu Wenhao said for a moment: “Oh …”
Gao Zixiang asked: “Do you mean that you really love each other?”
“Well,” Jing Huan said, “than you and your girlfriend.”
Gao Zixiang listened: “Grass, take my baby, refuse to compare.”
Several people talked for a while, and only Lu Wenhao hanged a branch, and the rest all flew by at low altitude.
Lu Wenhao sighed: “Why am I so unlucky every time? The examinations were suspended, the game failed to advance, and online dating is either a **** or an aunt …”
He paused. “Even if it’s a shemale, it’s not that bad to be as handsome as Huanhuan.”
“Don’t mind / **** your father.” Jing Huan interrupted him.
“Who dares to dare / promiscuous you, I just make an analogy.”
“It’s not like that.”
“… zone tyrant behavior.” Lu Wenhao finished, and suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with his summary.
Hanging up, Jing Huan turned off the nine chivalrous.
A person can’t operate the two numbers, and the simple copy has been finished again. He really doesn’t know what else to do.
He glanced around and saw the chicken icon next to him.
Jing Huan raised his eyebrows to find the five-person discussion group created by Lu Hang——
Happy every day: what are you doing?
Gao Zixiang: Brush Zilian Stone.
Luther: Ready to take a shower.
Lu Wenhao: Just finished my mother’s scolding, I’m twenty years old, why am I still being scolded for my grades … How to say, there are arrangements?
Happy every day: boyfriend [love] 8 at home, alone * lonely [love]
Gao Zixiang 😕
Luther 😕
Lu Wenhao 😕 ? ?
Happy every day: pure male college student [love] passionate operation [love], first-class third online, boyfriend will not return to me and do not sleep, the island map will be a while [kiss]
The group was quiet for a few seconds.
Lu Wenhao: Cao Nima, let’s just talk about the business. Don’t make a mess of these flowers, it scared me to death.
Lu Brother: I think you just want me to be killed by Xiang Xianghammer. I dare to play this game? How dare I get on this car?
Gao Zixiang: Sorry, I still like pure female college students.
Happy every day: So why don’t you come?
Five minutes later, the four embarked on a long journey of eating chicken into boxes.
Xiang Huaizhi’s mobile phone was out of power halfway. After charging to the car, he saw the chat records in the group and couldn’t help laughing.
Jing Huan sent him a lot of private chats. In the beginning, he live broadcasted daily. Later, he broadcasted the game into a box. There are many ways to die.
Just after reading the unread news, two more came across.
Happy every day: I’m gone again, silly Lu Wenhao did not lose thunder, it killed me.
Happy every day: I’m so bitter brother.
Want to be happy every day: my boyfriend is home.
Happy every day: Huh?
Want to be happy every day: time to sleep.
Go home, take a bath with Huai Zhi, and then play a video for Jing Huan.
Jing Huan lay on the bed and asked, “Are you going out tomorrow?”
Xiang Huaizhi said, “It will take two days.”
Jing Huan opened his calendar and glanced at it. Two days later, it was thirty years old.
Xiang Huaizhi logged into the game and glanced at the task list: “Help me do my daily routine?”
“Well, I’m afraid you’re too late.”
Speaking of this, Jing Huan thought of something, and looked away from the camera: “Yes, when I called you today, I turned away the stranger.”
Realizing that he was not in the right tone, Xiang Huaizhi asked, “What’s wrong?”
“It’s nothing, there is a silly secret you, I pulled him black.” Jing Huan paused. “Men.”
“…”
Xianghuai knew it.
He actually encountered such a lot of things, after all, many players gave him the name of the full service, enough to attract bees and butterflies.
But the man … he also met for the first time.
“I used to drive very rarely. During this time, there was something wrong with Spring Xiao. During the day, I didn’t often register, so I asked for help to apply for help.” Explained to Huaizhi.
“I know, I just think he looks down on people.” Jing Huan said.
“Where do you look down?”
Xiang Huaizhi opened the friends list and sent a message to Chunxiao, saying that he didn’t want the post title.
“He sent you a picture, you can see the ribs if you are thin, and they are black, and they don’t look good,” Jing Huan asked doubtfully. “Where’s the courage to ask my husband?”
Xiang Huai Yi Dun: “What do you call me?”
Jing Huan reacted and hesitated.
He was silent for a few seconds, and said with confidence: “Human … why not let it be called?”
Xiang Huaizhi smiled silently: “Let.”
After a while, Xiang Huaizhi frowned lightly and asked, “How do you know he can see the ribs when he is thin?”
“He posted a photo,” Jing Huan said, “half / naked, I saw it all.”
“…”
Xiang Huai facelessly opened the blacklist, turned the trumpet out, and sent the id to a killer group on his number.
[Friend] Longing for it: 1000, rewarding the person’s large size.
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