Guild Of Adventurers - Chapter 2

– Che you blather? – I asked viciously, rubbing the burn.

– Now Sardak is your home! – as if nothing had happened, the dwarf answered.

– And not to go to you on a dick?

– Hey hey! Less rudeness, because now I am your brigadier!

– Brigadier? In the sense of?

– The stigma that now on your srakotane – is nothing like a magical seal! You will be cured, I will be punished. Now I am a trainer, and you are my tiger!

– Che is not fun at all! Usually in stories with rebirths and assholes there are young ladies with tits!

– Khal than you did not please? Saw her milking! Was on above, would make her a typhoon there!

– Typhoon?

– Well yes! This is when you climb a grunt woman in the neckline and puff! So fast, fast! – the dwarf angrily zagotat.

– Actually, it’s called a motorboat!

– What kind of boat?

– Motor!

– Are you talking about the ships? Here is a fool! – the dwarf chuckled angrily again: – Steamer – call a boat! So so … We do not have much time! Now I will introduce you to Vince – our responsible for the equipment! She will tell you what and how much!

– Wait a minute! I’m not going anywhere! I need to go back home!

– Are you already at home!

– Well … – I snatched one of the sabers that hung on the wall: – What is stopping me to kill you?

– The fact that you are my tiger … – Shmyg bared his gold teeth: – And I am your … Trainer!

– AI FUCK !!!! – my whole body felt like a fire! It burned so that I was ready to take off my skin! Falling to my knees, I began to drive away the flame, which was not …

– And you still plan to fuck? – Question the dwarf.

– Okay!!! UNDERSTOOD !!!! – I cried out and the heat in the blink of an eye stopped: – Damn midget! What need to do?

– That’s better! – Shmyg smiled contentedly: – So then! I repeat – now I will introduce you to Vince! She will give you an outfit and tell you what to do next!

– And where is she?

– Let’s go to! – the dwarf helped me up and we headed to the nearest door. Leaving the room with the stove, we found ourselves in a long corridor that was decorated with real fighting armor. Looking closer, I realized that the metal boots were bolted to the floor. I wonder why? By the way, when I was lying, crooked with pain, I noticed that the table was also bolted! Why do they add everything to the floor? What would not spizdili? Opening the elegant dark wood door, Shmyg peeked in:

– Vince! Vince, are you there?

– Tutochki! – a pretty dog appeared on the threshold: – What did the baby want?

– What would you not call me a baby, your mother! – the dwarf sighed angrily: – I have a new one here … Put him in the heart of the matter!

– Branded? – With interest considering my unit, she asked.

– Yes! Do not rypnet, titmouse!

– It’s a pity. Or can you sell it to me?

– Why is this? He is an adventurer! Look what ruchishi! A? And what knives!

“Well …” the girl smiled gently: “Compared to your stumps, any normal person will seem hefty.” Although I am more interested in his other part …

– You are this, on someone else’s mouth do not open your mouth! If you do something with him, I will make a coat for your wife out of you! Do you understand? the dwarf hissed angrily.

– Good good! – Vince raised her hands. And she is nothing like this … Maybe I can agree with her? After the dwarf ustpist, the girl-dog immediately grabbed my hand and pulled me into my chambers:

– New mean then, yes? – Puffing from over-excitement, she asked.

– Well, yes … But I wanted to ask …

– Ask! Anything! What? What are you interested in? Boobs? Or are you more butt fan?

– No … I wanted to ask about something else.

– IIIIIII !!!!!! YOU ARE SO MUCH COOL THAT YOU WANT TO USE ME AT ONCE ???? And you don’t rush things … We’re acquainted for only a couple of minutes … Arghghhh … – she breathed. Her tail looked like a propeller, for she twisted it to them at a thousand revolutions per minute. Poor psinka … I wonder if she always has such a bad taste?

– I wanted to say that not from these places … And I would really like to clarify … But can I come back?

– What?! Return?! – Vince immediately became serious: – Return … I am not sure that we practice this here.

– Is the brand blamed for everything?

– What? Stamp? Oh, no … It only works within a mile radius. No – no … Just those who come to the Guild … Usually … They have nothing for their soul. At least this is how it’s started in Sardak … Do you really have where to go?

– Then, I am afraid that an error has occurred! I have a house … I have where to go!

“Poor fellow …” Vince immediately hugged me and pressed me to her chest. She smelled … No, it did not even smell, but the pearl was a dog! Ugh, fuck … Well, how is that?

– That is, I will not return?

– I do not know, honey … Let’s do it! There are many wizards in the Guild … You need to make your first raid, so that you have the right to communicate with them! And then you will meet … So to say, join the team and they will tell you! Got it?

– Okay … But what is a raid?

– Oooh … I’ll tell you now! Our guild is special! – Vince went to the bed and took off her dress, revealing a seductive body: – If there are heroes in the standard Guild that they are fighting for a single goal, completing different tasks, then … Everything is a little different! This place … It is enchanted! If you came to the Guild, then fate so wished! And there can be no mistake …

– But I have a house!

– Is he exactly yours? – Vince narrowed her emerald eyes: – And can you take it home? In the Guild … You can earn money on a house you have dreamed of all your life!

“So … make money here?”

– Exactly! – Vince quickly changed into a light armor of dark color: – Everyone earns money here! Gold! Call it what you want!

– So this is great!

– Yes … Very cool! – Vince came up to me and hugged my ass: – You can be fabulously rich … And you can fall from the hands of a monster! Both outcomes are good!

– Wait a minute! To fall from the hands of a monster?

– Exactly!

“Are there monsters here ?!”

– Oh, yes … There are more of them than it seems, but … It’s not about the Guild! Everything here is tame … And very cute! If you ask them, they will happily lick the kitty … – Vince gasped dreamily and stopped: – In general, very helpful guys!

“But then where are those from whose hands you can fall?”

– They are outside the guild! Everywhere … Everywhere !!! There are so many that it is enough for everyone!

– So I earn for the fact that I kill them?

– No. You kill them, take away jewelry, armor and stuff from them, and then sell them at fairs! That’s where you earn!

– WHAT?!?!?!?!

– Oh … Hurry! You need to get to know the team!
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