Guild Of Adventurers - Chapter 8

After all that happened, I prayed to all the Gods that it would turn out to be a dream. An ordinary realistic nightmare … I just want to wake up in my apartment, and as always go on a hated job. Wait … What was it now? Did I say “hateful”? Sit on the ass exactly and make deals – hateful? Oh dear … How I snickered! Yes, after what happened to me in this terrible dream, even spreading newspapers will be more attractive! In general, I prayed. He simply prayed and did not want to open his eyes until the last. True … Something warm rested on my arm. I wonder what it could be? At home I live alone. Cats and dogs are not … Risk and open your eyes? Yes … I can not lie with my eyes forever! Having exhaled, I gently opened my eyes and … I understood that all this garbage was real! HECK!!! I was in the infirmary, where yesterday Shmyg brought me.The damn little animal artwork bit me … And also, if my memory serves me, then somewhere there should be a snake girl. Quaint this world … Or is it still wild? Wildest! Next to me, beneath the blanket was a tubercle. Shmyg decided to warm up? Fucking old homosexual! Throwing off the blanket, I jumped away with horror and fell to the floor:

– FUCK IN THE MOUTH !!!! – I exclaimed.

– Mmm? – Vince yawned sleepily and stretched. She was in one shirt on a naked body!

“What are you doing here?” Decided to gobble up at night while everyone is sleeping? – I said viciously and grabbed a crystal decanter from the nightstand, swung.

– Hush, man! What have you been so wild since the morning? – the girl asked plaintively looking at me: – I felt ashamed of yesterday … I decided to stop by and apologize after dinner! But … You snuffled so sweetly that I lay down beside me and also accidentally fell asleep …

– In one shirt?

– What? Oh … – the girl looked at herself and smiled guiltily: – That’s bad luck! And I did not know … Ugh! I’ll go get changed!

Vince hurried out of the infirmary, and I flopped back onto the bed. I’m not sure that they will give me a long wallow …

– Honey, how are you feeling? – asked a gentle voice from nowhere. I turned … Naga just sprang into the air! I leaned back with horror … Lord, how can you get used to this?

– Yy-is better … – I stammered, I answered: – And how is yours?

– Mine? Hmm … Mine is always about the same. Sorry I scared. It’s just that nagas possess good mimicry abilities. I can overlook and completely merge with the environment when I doze off … I followed you, but when I saw Vince, I decided that you were safe and decided not to take a lot of rest.

– In safety? So, because of her, I got here!

– Oh, do not worry please! Vince is a good girl … She just sometimes has an overrun. And for a man you smell very attractive. – Naga crawled closer and stuck out a double tongue.

– Um … Such overruns can have lethal consequences!

– Not sure. The maximum that she would do – bit off your hand. So do not worry.

– What a horror …

– And by smell … You really are very nice. – Naga crawled even closer and our faces were at a dangerously close distance.

– Thanks for the compliment, but … I think it’s time for me!

“Oh, of course … You haven’t received the card yet, have you?”

– By the way, where can I get it?

– Go quickly to Vince! She will accompany you. The fifth door on the right. This is her room.

– Well … Thank you … What is your name?

– Mira.

– Mira? Very beautiful name…

– Ah … You are such a flatterer! But thanks anyway. – embarrassed porozovev, said the girl and crawled away from me. Whew … That’s better! Throwing on my linen shirt, which lay on a stool in a neat bundle, I headed for the corridor. To be honest, I didn’t want to cross with a wild maniac once again. She’s crazy! And to think every second that she can eat me up, somehow stressful ..

– I’m ready now? – She asked, having arisen behind my back.

– Oh, you fucking … – I already jumped in surprise: – And you are sudden!

– Like an arrow!

– Rather, like diarrhea …

– Predators are always like that. – licking her lips, she said. Why does Vince remind of this? He thinks it will be calmer?

– Ok, then I have a question!

– Ask!

– What does the card give?

– Oooh … Let’s go! Now you will see everything! – Vince grabbed my hand and led me along. We walked almost the entire corridor, then turned left … Then we turned right, and then … I got confused. As a result, we entered a huge hall with several long tables. By among the hall grew a huge oak. The crown of its branches touched the ceiling!

“This is a whopper” I breathed.

– Still would! This is Entor – the spirit of the forest! He lives in the trees until he gets bored.

– And when you get tired?

– Steals virgins, gold and alcohol. Cheerful boy …

– Tin what … And why do you need it?

– Grand Master found it necessary to keep him under control. That’s right … Adventurers caught him during one of the raids. And so … Why do people scare in vain? Here he is safe and certainly will not harm anyone!

– My dear …

We passed on. Vince led me to a small wooden rack behind which sat an overweight woman in a blue suit and mini pince-nez on a crooked nose.

– Name. she sternly pronounced.

– Just call? I asked Vince.

– Well, yes … Just choose carefully! On the map you will be identified in other guilds and policies! So … Here you need something like that!

– What? – I became thoughtful: – And at Shmyg, what is written in the map?

– Semmy Delorian Shmyg.

– Oh how wrapped! And you have?

“Winsenella Blackblade!”

– Paphos-pathos … So okay! And write me down … Vise Burerozhenny!

– Vise Burerozhdenny. Rank 1. Affiliation: Guild Sardak. Class: Rogue. – strictly said the woman and lectured me an A5-format cardboard, written in different hieroglyphs. Vise Burerozhenny, this is certainly cool, but … Wait a minute! What the fuck ?! ROGUE?!?!?!?! What the …
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