Happy Eroge Life - Chapter 14
“BONDS”
Whenever a protagonist reaches a certain level in affection to a heroine, a BOND is formed. The heroine’s power relies on her BOND to the protagonist in order to use her GIFT. The stronger the BOND, the stronger their GIFT becomes and vise-versa. BOND is gained when a protagonist’s LOVE to the heroine rises and decreases when the protagonist feels negative emotions towards the heroine
-o-o-o-
Hi! My name is Eren! I’m an 18-year old high school boy. Somehow, I got the power of harem protagonist like in an eroge game
And using this power, I made 2 girlfriends in just one month. A true blessing for a lonely boy like me. I was truly grateful…
NOT
“AHHHHHHH!!!” Eren screamed as he ran the hallways as a mob of boys chased him angrily
“COME BACK HERE, EREN! YOU HAREM BASTARD!” one of the boys shouted as he chased Eren. All of them full of envy, and ready to beat Eren to a pulp
“Why am I being chased by my own classmates first in the morning?”
“To answer that question, let’s go back 2 hours ago
-o-o-o-
2 hours ago…
Eren’s house, 6:06 am
Eren is sleeping peacefully in his bed. The morning rays are entering his quaint room, his room ready to start the day. A peaceful scene indeed
“ERRRRREEEEEEEEENNNN!!!” May exclaimed at his room from his window, waking up Eren from his slumber
“W-What?” Eren groggily stood up from his bed
“Wake up already! It’s almost time for school!” May reminded. Her hair still down, untied by her usual white ribbon
“Really?” Eren said as he glanced to the clock in his desk that reads 6:07 am
Eren looked at May as time froze again
Please choose a response…
[A] – Good morning, May
[B] – Thanks for waking me up, May
[C] – I’m glad to see your breast still growing
Eren blushed at the 3rd option, “Really? First thing in the morning?” Eren is still annoyed at his power’s suggestive nature
“Of all the amazing powers I could have gained, I instead took the role of being a protagonist in a pervy genre of a game”
Eren still laments on being a harem protagonist. He watched so much many harem animes that he could predict the incoming clichés and gimmicks coming towards him. And from what he saw, the protagonist is the most unfortunate character
He let out a small sigh, “Whatever, I just have to live through it. Especially I have 2 super powered girlfriends to protect now” Eren thought about the 2 heroines
Eren chose Option B, time started to move again
“Thanks for waking me up, May. Being woke up by my cute girlfriend first thing in the morning is the best” Eren complimented with a calming smile on his face
May immediately blushed and replied, “J-Just wake up in time, dummy! It’s not like I wanted to remind you every morning” May said, still retaining her tsundere personality
[May is flustered with your compliment, +5 affection, and +1 charm!]
Eren also noticed something unusual lately. After acquiring 2 girlfriends, his stats are starting to rise even faster than before. Its starting change Eren’s personality a bit, his Charm Stat is slowly affecting his life. Eren is still not sure if this is a good thing but he had a bad feeling that if he gains too much Charm, something will happen
“I better tone down my compliments for a bit” Eren thought
“Come on May, let’s get ready for school” Eren said
“Sure!” May said in a happy tone
-o-o-o-
Eren and May are walking together towards their school. They can also see other students of their school also walking toward the school
Eren noticed May thinking something very deep. It kind of unnerved Eren a bit
“Hey, Eren” May suddenly said
“Huh? What’s up?” Eren replied
“Are you really okay having me as your girlfriend? I mean, I suddenly gained extraordinary strength. This power sounds good at first glance but if you think about it, a power like this can easily hurt a person” May said in a solemn tone as she stared ather own hand
She grabbed a nearby rock and crushed it into powder with her bare hands. A small example of the destructive power of the Tsundere Heroine
“I don’t want you getting hurt because of me” May’s mood started to lower
She suddenly felt a hand ruffle the top of her head. May looked up and saw Eren petting her hair
“May, even if you gained powers, you’re still the May I loved. And don’t worry about me. I kinda already accepted your unnatural power and I’m ready to take any risk to keep you being my girlfriend” Eren said wholeheartedly
May blushed intensely as she tried to hide her embarrassed face. Eren smiled in return but he soon noticed something odd
“Huh? That’s weird, no notifications this time” Eren is confused, he was complimenting her but no notifications of May’s affections rising
“Something changed” Eren thought
Before he thinks it further, he heard someone stumble behind the corner of the street. He immediately looked back and saw a certain black haired girl
“Eilene?” Eren called out, the girl flinched as she came out the corner and walked into view awkwardly
“Why are hiding from there?” May asked
“Um, I was going to ask to walk with you guys but I was kind of scared a bit” Eilene said shyly
“Eilene, there’s no need to be scared. You can walk with us anytime” Eren said
“Yeah, like Eren said” May agreed
Eilene’s eyes brighten a bit, “T-Thank you” Eilene replied
“And Eren?” Eilene went closer to the black haired protagonist
“May isn’t the only girlfriend you have. That promise applies to me too” Eilene whispered in Eren’s ear. Her coy smile made a snickering sound
“W-what happened to the shy Eilene earlier?!” Eren blushed at Eilene’s sudden action
“S-sure” Eren replied
“Oh no! We’re late!” May looked at her watch and noticed the time
All this emotional talk distracted them from getting from school
“Hmm… I think I have an idea” Eilene said
“What is it?” Eren said before getting grabbed by Eilene. She also grabbed May too with her other hand
“Let’s just say, I kind of practiced with my power” Eilene replied
“Speed Up!” Eilene said, starting to glow blue. Their time accelerated, as they zipped towards the school in a blink of an eye
The students walking the streets were surprised as a quick blur passed through them. Most of them just shrugged off and ignored the strange occurrence
The trio ended up in front of the school gate, completely dazed from the abrupt speed boost
“We’re here!” Eilene said as she saw her companions woozy from her speed up
“Warn us, when you do that” May’s eyes are in a swirl. Eren held back his vomit, the sudden speed made his stomach inside out
“Sorry, looks like I need to practice more” Eilene apologized with a small smile on her face. They smiled back a bit, still disoriented with Eilene’s sudden power
“That’s cool, Eilene! We should totally practice together!” May said excitingly
“I-I guess so” Eilene’s shy form came back
Eren stared at his 2 girlfriends, “I’m not going to regret this, right?” he thought as their potential of their powers concerns Eren a bit
The trio went towards their respective classrooms, totally unaware to a girl watching over them with intent
“Hmm…” she looked at Eren between the 2 girls
“He seems interesting at least” Lucy said to herself, a devious smirk formed in her face
-o-o-o-
Eren’s Classroom, 7:49 am…
“It’s a shame that Eilene isn’t from our class” May whined
Eren and May are in Class A, Eilene is in Class C. While they can’t be classmates with Eilene, they still eat lunch together with her in the school roof
“Don’t worry May. We’ll meet her at lunch” Eren replied
“Hey, have you heard?” Eren heard his classmate’s gossip behind his back
“The Succubus is coming back!”
“Seriously?! You mean that girl?!”
“Really dude! After 2 months of skipping, she decides to come back”
Eren nobefore getting grabbed by Eilene. She also grabbed May too with her other hand
“Let’s just say, I kind of practiced with my power” Eilene replied
“Speed Up!” Eilene said, starting to glow blue. Their time accelerated, as they zipped towards the school in a blink of an eye
The students walking the streets were surprised as a quick blur passed through them. Most of them just shrugged off and ignored the strange occurrence
The trio ended up in front of the school gate, completely dazed from the abrupt speed boost
“We’re here!” Eilene said as she saw her companions woozy from her speed up
“Warn us, when you do that” May’s eyes are in a swirl. Eren held back his vomit, the sudden speed made his stomach inside out
“Sorry, looks like I need to practice more” Eilene apologized with a small smile on her face. They smiled back a bit, still disoriented with Eilene’s sudden power
“That’s cool, Eilene! We should totally practice together!” May said excitingly
“I-I guess so” Eilene’s shy form came back
Eren stared at his 2 girlfriends, “I’m not going to regret this, right?” he thought as their potential of their powers concerns Eren a bit
The trio went towards their respective classrooms, totally unaware to a girl watching over them with intent
“Hmm…” she looked at Eren between the 2 girls
“He seems interesting at least” Lucy said to herself, a devious smirk formed in her face
-o-o-o-
Eren’s Classroom, 7:49 am…
“It’s a shame that Eilene isn’t from our class” May whined
Eren and May are in Class A, Eilene is in Class C. While they can’t be classmates with Eilene, they still eat lunch together with her in the school roof
“Don’t worry May. We’ll meet her at lunch” Eren replied
“Hey, have you heard?” Eren heard his classmate’s gossip behind his back
“The Succubus is coming back!”
“Seriously?! You mean that girl?!”
“Really dude! After 2 months of skipping, she decides to come back”
Eren noticed a lot of his classmates gossiping the same topic. All of them have an expression of worry and fear
“Hey, May. Have you noticed something strange?” Eren leaned towards May’s seat
May looked around and also noticed the unusual amount of gossiping, “Huh, looks like they’re talking about the delinquent girl” May said
“The delinquent?” Eren replied, completely clueless to what May is referring
“You know, the girl who-” May said before she’s interrupted by someone coming in the classroom
They all looked at the person coming in. A girl with short blonde hair wearing a black blazer over her uniform unlike the standard brown blazer
All of the people in the classroom displayed fear towards the girl. Her vibe is literally saying that “If-you-come-near-me-you-die”
She scanned the whole room as her eyes land on the black-haired protagonist. Her mouth curved a smile and started to walk closer to Eren’s desk
Eren felt a pressure towards the girl, “What’s happening?” he thought nervously
“Eren Tane?” the girl asked
“Y-Yeah?” Eren replied anxiously
“Please be my boyfriend” the girl said sweetly with a smile on her face
…
…
…
“wut?” Eren said
“what?” May said wide-eyed
“WHAAAAAAAAATTTT?!!” All of them exclaimed
The girl starts laughing, “Just kidding!” the girl stuck her tongue out
Eren slammed both his palms in his desk as he stood up, his face completely red in embarrassment
“DON’T DO THAT! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!” Eren exclaimed, completely flustered. May fell out of her desk in surprise
“Sorry! It’s fun to tease boys like you” as she gave a cheeky smile
“My name is Lucy. Lucy Serra” the girl said as she held out a hand for a handshake
Eren still suspicious at Lucy’s intent, “What are you really after?” Eren asked
“Nothing! I just want to be your friend, that’s all!” Lucy smiled innocently, still offering a handshake
Time froze…
Choose an action…
[A] – Accept her handshake
[B] – Slap her hand away
Eren is a bit nervous to Lucy, no one has made him embarrassed more than he ever experienced
He sighed, “I guess I’ll give her a chance” he thought as chose Option A
Time moved forward again
Eren sighed, “Okay, my name is Eren, Eren Tane” He accepted her handshake
Lucy smiled a seductive grin before she tugged his hand causing Eren to move towards her
“I like you” she whispered said in a most charming way, as she lightly kissed Eren’s neck, leaving a red mark on his neck
May’s jaw dropped as all of his classmates are awestruck by Lucy’s pushiness. Eren immediately turned red in embarrassment, pushing Lucy away and covering his neck mark
“You have an interesting taste Eren. I’ll see you later…” Lucy smiled as she licked her own lips at the embarrassed boy
“…Sweetie!” Lucy said as she skipped away from the classroom, leaving the blushing boy alone with his shocked classmates
[You Unlocked Lucy Route]
[Heroine Lucy added to your Heroine Tab]
[Achievement Unlocked: Triple Service: Have 3 Heroines]
[Achievement Unlocked: The Succubus: You Found Lucy Route]
Before Eren can do anything, all of his male classmates swarmed around him
“Damn you Eren! Getting kissed by the Succubus like that!” one of his male classmates cried out of envy
“Wait! I didn’t mean to-” Eren tried to calm his frenzied classmates
“Even after getting the school hottie May, you still need more?!” another of his classmates said in jealousy
Eren feels a lot of bloodlusts pointed towards him “No! It’s just-”
“Wait! I think his also dating the library beauty, Eilene” some in the crowd said causing all of his classmates to gasp
“You perverted harem bastard” one of his female classmates said in disgust. Eren sweat dropped in response
“You player! No, you’re a Grand Player!” one of his classmates said
[New Alias detected]
[Congratulations Eren Tane. You are noe her fist towards him
“AAAAHHHHH!!!” Eren screamed in terror before a loud bonk has heard all over the school
[OOF]
[But due to your {MC status}, you survived that because of reasons]
THIS POWER IS ABSOLUTELY TRASH
-o-o-o-
School Rooftop, 12:35 pm…
Eren and August are eating lunch in the school roof. Sitting in one of the benches
“Ha! Ha! Seriously?!” August laughed as he was told of the misfortunes that Eren experienced this morning
“That’s not funny! I almost got killed by my own desk because of a kiss in a neck!” Eren complained, holding the spot of his head that May punched
And somehow he survived a super punch because he’s the “Protagonist”? What kind of broken power that lets him survive a comical death situation? Eren’s power apparently
“But still, that was Lucy right? The so-called Succubus” As soon as Eren said that a panel appeared in front of him
“Lucy Serra”
Age: 18
Relationship: Succubus Classmate
Affection Points (0/50)
Bio: Lucy is a girl with a certain interesting personality. She’s rebellious mixed with a bit perverseness. She excels at seducing in every degree in both male and female individuals and she’s well trained to close combat, making her a deadly opponent. She may act playful and tough, but she feels extreme distrust to other people. Use your words to tame this wild jaguar!
(Fun Fact: She may act perverted but she’s still a virgin)
Eren saw her bio, “She can’t be that bad? Right?” he thought with a bit uncertainty
“The Succubus, huh? She’s really an interesting girl” August said
“I remember the time where she had 30 boyfriends, all of the same time of course” August commented, as Eren flinched in surprise
“30?!!” Eren said to himself
“And I think she has a gang of her own girls that are madly in love with her. If I became her boyfriend, I’m pretty sure I’ll be stalked and killed with by a lot of yandere girls” August joked, Eren became nervous
“What dangerous being kissed my neck earlier?!” Eren panicked
“She sounds trouble. I need to avoid her as much as possible. It’s not like I need to date every heroine I encounter” Eren thought. As soon as Eren said that his menu button glowed blue as
[FATE redetermined]
Eren noticed the new notification, “Huh? Fate redetermined?” Eren thought
Suddenly, the entrance of the school roof opened. And revealed a familiar student
“President?” Eren saw the school president unexpectedly appeared
“Hello Eren. I haven’t seen you after the school library incident” Prez said in his signature cold smile
“Um yeah, sorry about that” Eren chuckled a bit, reminding him the fire Eilene caused
“It’s fine. After all, it was an accident. But not here for that, I’m here because I need to discuss something with you” the school president said
“Woah, what did you do Eren?” August asked. Getting called by the school president is usually a bad thing
“Nothing!” Eren replied as he followed Prez. Completely unaware of Prez’s scheming smile in his face
-o-o-o-
Student Council Clubroom, 1:02 pm…
Eren sat in front of the school president’s desk, Prez is looking at him with intent
“So, Mr. Grand Player. How’s your day been?” Prez said in teasing tone
“W-What? Where did you hear that?” Eren panicked
“You’ve been talk in the whole school. A boy in Class A has been double timing the school’s star athlete and library beauty at the same time!” Prez narrated with a smile on his face
“It’s already spread that far?! It’s just been this morning!” Eren complained as the news of sort of harem has already been in public in a single day
Prez laughed, “Yes, it is indeed spread that far. It’s quite surprising how it quickly spread…”
“…and quite amusing too” he said with a sadistic smile on his face, which made Eren shiver in fear
“C-Can we please not talk about that?” Eren tries to change the subject
“Actually, this is exactly the reason why I called you here” Prez replied
“Huh?” Eren was caught off guard
“Eren Tane…” Prez started
…
“Please seduce Lucy Serra” the school president said innocently with a smile
“Absolutely not” Eren replied in a cheerful tone. He’s already in danger with 2 girlfriends, he’s not stupid enough to add another one
“Yes, you will. You’re the only one who can” Prez replied back in a serious tone
“Why me? Why can’t it be somebody else?” Eren asked in a desperate voice
“You possess a quite a unique talent, and I pretty sure you’re already aware of that” Prez smiled at him but unlike the other times where his smile is always empty, this time it has a hint of sincerity. Not a lot, but there’s some sincerity
“For example, in Eilene’s case” Prez continued. This perked up Eren’s attention a bit
“Before you met her, she’s a very shy and docile girl. She can barely speak to a person without stuttering. She lacked the courage to create friends, it caused her isolation to the society” Prez explained
The school president chuckled, “Well that was the case until you came along”. Eren remembered Eilene’s smile in that moonlit night
“After you helped Eilene and finally becoming her boyfriend, she became more social and definitely more courageous than before, while still maintaining her shy personality. You truly helped that girl” Prez explained
Somewhat, Eren felt a bit of pride in himself. He may hate this power but he can’t deny that this power made all of that possible. Without this power, he may not have met Eilene in the first place
“I surely did” As Eren smiled
“That’s why I need your help to at least rehabilitate Lucy and her misfits. So, Eren will you help Lucy too?” Prez said
Time froze…
Please choose a response…
[A] – Accept it
[B] – Refuse it
⚠️Warning: Choosing the wrong choice can permanently lock the route of Heroine Lucy! ⚠️
Eren sighed, completely unsure to Lucy. She’s definitely a bad influence and basically by definition of “trouble” in girl form
But…
“…Sweetie!” Lucy said as she skipped away from the classroom
Eren noticed something about her. Lucy looks like she’s playful and teasing but, something irked Eren a bit
“Why does she looks like sad?” Eren asked himself
“Those weren’t the eyes of a happy girl. That was the eyes of a sad girl” Eren thought
“Even if I hate dealing with a girl like her, I can’t let anyone hide their sadness like that” Eren said
He chose to Accept It
Time moved forward again…
Eren sighed, “I’ll try” Eren replied
The school president smiled in response, “Good! You’ll find her in your class right now” he said. Eren stood up from his seat and started to leave the room
“Thanks, Prez” Eren said before he went to his class
The school president waited for Eren to leave before he started to close the windows and doors
He opened up his laptop and typed his password. His computer booted up, as he clicked on a hidden folder named “MC”
Inside the folder contains several videos and files that relate to Eren in any way. He opened up a video named “Tournament Incident”
It plays the video of May running in the past tournament. Midway in the video, May suddenly gained unnatural speed as she cracked the running track in her every step. He zoomed in to the bleachers, revealing Eren watching May
He opened up another video which shows video surveillance from the school roof. It’s not clear but you can see 2 girls, more specifically May and Eilene fighting. Eilene stopped a giant boulder that May hurled as Eilene threw pencils in an impossible speed. The video also showed Eren trying to stop the fight
The school president smiled sadistically, “Eren, you are really a very interesting character” as he chuckled
-o-o-o-
Eren’s Class, 4:31 pm…
“Hey Lucy, can I ask you a question?” Eren said
“Sure! Anything!” Lucy replied
“The school is a plhat dangerous being kissed my neck earlier?!” Eren panicked
“She sounds trouble. I need to avoid her as much as possible. It’s not like I need to date every heroine I encounter” Eren thought. As soon as Eren said that his menu button glowed blue as
[FATE redetermined]
Eren noticed the new notification, “Huh? Fate redetermined?” Eren thought
Suddenly, the entrance of the school roof opened. And revealed a familiar student
“President?” Eren saw the school president unexpectedly appeared
“Hello Eren. I haven’t seen you after the school library incident” Prez said in his signature cold smile
“Um yeah, sorry about that” Eren chuckled a bit, reminding him the fire Eilene caused
“It’s fine. After all, it was an accident. But not here for that, I’m here because I need to discuss something with you” the school president said
“Woah, what did you do Eren?” August asked. Getting called by the school president is usually a bad thing
“Nothing!” Eren replied as he followed Prez. Completely unaware of Prez’s scheming smile in his face
-o-o-o-
Student Council Clubroom, 1:02 pm…
Eren sat in front of the school president’s desk, Prez is looking at him with intent
“So, Mr. Grand Player. How’s your day been?” Prez said in teasing tone
“W-What? Where did you hear that?” Eren panicked
“You’ve been talk in the whole school. A boy in Class A has been double timing the school’s star athlete and library beauty at the same time!” Prez narrated with a smile on his face
“It’s already spread that far?! It’s just been this morning!” Eren complained as the news of sort of harem has already been in public in a single day
Prez laughed, “Yes, it is indeed spread that far. It’s quite surprising how it quickly spread…”
“…and quite amusing too” he said with a sadistic smile on his face, which made Eren shiver in fear
“C-Can we please not talk about that?” Eren tries to change the subject
“Actually, this is exactly the reason why I called you here” Prez replied
“Huh?” Eren was caught off guard
“Eren Tane…” Prez started
…
“Please seduce Lucy Serra” the school president said innocently with a smile
“Absolutely not” Eren replied in a cheerful tone. He’s already in danger with 2 girlfriends, he’s not stupid enough to add another one
“Yes, you will. You’re the only one who can” Prez replied back in a serious tone
“Why me? Why can’t it be somebody else?” Eren asked in a desperate voice
“You possess a quite a unique talent, and I pretty sure you’re already aware of that” Prez smiled at him but unlike the other times where his smile is always empty, this time it has a hint of sincerity. Not a lot, but there’s some sincerity
“For example, in Eilene’s case” Prez continued. This perked up Eren’s attention a bit
“Before you met her, she’s a very shy and docile girl. She can barely speak to a person without stuttering. She lacked the courage to create friends, it cauother thugs also blocked the entrance
“Oh, and who are you guys?” Lucy politely asked
“We’re the other part of the gang you fought against earlier this week. You shouldn’t have beaten our boss” the leader of thugs threaten her, as some of the thugs chuckled as they completely surrounded the girl with no weapons to defend herself
Lucy remained unaffected to their threats and continued to grin and innocent smile, “Do really what to fight me? Cause you are less manly than the boy I met earlier at school” Lucy replied
The thug leader laughed, “What could a little girl like you do a couple of armed men like us?” the thug leader taunted
“Nothing, you’re not even worth fighting” Lucy replied with a smug smile. Lucy’s comment pissed the thug leader off
“You bitch! I’ll teach you a lesson!” The thug leader swung his bat towards Lucy
CLANG!
His bat was deflected by a crowbar from one of his thugs. Lucy laughed a little
“What the hell are you doing?!” the thug leader said angrily at the thug that blocked his bat
“No! What the hell are you doing! Trying to hurt a beautiful lady like her!” As the thug yelled at their leader
“Are you betraying me?! I’ll show you who’s in charge here! Me! Not that stupid bitch!” the thug leader swung his bat towards the thug, only to punched by another of his thugs
“Don’t say shit to her like that!” the other thug defended Lucy
“What the hell is going on?!” the thug leader noticed all of his men had glowing violet eyes. He looked at Lucy, with a smug smile on her face
“Looks like your men immediately fell in love with me. Isn’t that right boys?!” Lucy giggled
“Yeah!” one of the thugs said
“I’ll follow whatever you want, Lucy!” another one said
“All hail the beautiful girl Lucy!” the thug chanted
All of the thugs other than their leader are completely charmed and in full devotion to Lucy
“You little-” the thug leader tried to grabbed Lucy but he was stopped by 2 of the charmed thugs. He struggled but more of his thugs held him down
Lucy looked at the thug leader blankly, “I already told you, you’re not worth fighting” Lucy blankly said as her eyes glowed purple
The thug leader became scared, “Wait! I’m sorry! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! Please let me go!” the thug pleaded as his former friends grabbed him
Lucy smiled a sweet smile, “Boys, beat him up!” Lucy ordered
“No! NO! Gerald! Drak! You know me, right?! I’m your friend!” He pleaded at his former friends, but Lucy’s influence is still on their eyes
“We don’t know you. All we know is you’re an enemy to Lucy” the charmed thugs said in monotone tone. Their thug leader screamed as his former gang start to punch him and hit him with their weapons
Lucy walked away as the thug leader’s screams became quieter. Her eyes still glowing violet
“I’m really excited to date you, Eren! I wonder what I would wear tomorrow!” Lucy giggled to herself sadistically
Lucy Serra
Age: 18
“Perverted Heroine”
Charm: 2113
Bond: 2%
GIFT: Alluring Charm