He Woke Up And Became The Actors Cat - Chapter 66

If the mustache speaks ten thousand, Xu Jian may pay the money, and the other lion speaks loudly, reaching out his finger and shouting one million.

Xu Jian can only sincerely suggest to him-many banks open the doors for you.

How fast is the money from the bank? What is the life of a broken bamboo stick? !

One million, how many years of rent does he have to collect to have one million?

Qin Chen’s hand stopped when he wanted to pay with his mobile phone. Scanning the payment code does not support a transaction with a denomination of one million.

Qin Chen stared at Mustache, thinking that he was deliberately embarrassed.

Being stared at by Xu Jian, his moustache was not annoyed, he touched his moustache and spoke slowly:

“I’m not robbing it.”

Seeing that Mustache is unreasonable and strong, Xu Jian asked a question mark on his forehead: “??”

To admit that he is asking for one million is equivalent to robbing the bank!

Xu Jian almost laughed at Moustache, looking at him: “You know your feelings well?”

This person made it clear that he was a stupid cash machine.

Moustache held the phone with his hand on his chest and made a Buddhist ceremony: “I haven’t opened it for three years.”

Xu Jian’s mouth twitched, staring at his moustache dumbly. For a while, he didn’t know whether to complain about him wearing a Taoist robe, or to complain about him being so upright.

This is the legend that does not open for three years, open for three years?

With too many slots, Xu Jian still couldn’t hold back in the end: “Are you still a Taoist or a monk?”

The mustache glanced down at his brand-new Taoist robe, and laughed out four teeth:

“A piece of clothing I found casually in the crew, this one is the best one, don’t care.”

Xu Jian: “…”

If Xu Jian just thought that Moustache was a real expert, then in his heart, this person is an unscrupulous liar.

It’s still a very low-level one, the one that can’t even lie and pretend to be dismantled at a glance.

Xu Jian felt that he had just been overwhelmed by lard and was in a hurry to go to the doctor. He actually believed what an irrelevant person said.

Thinking of this, Xu Jian glanced at Mustache speechlessly, and gave him an extremely perfunctory smile, then pulled Qin Chen beside him and left.

When passing by Mustache, Xu Jian quickly dropped a sentence: “Hello Master, Master take care.”

Qin Chen allowed Xu Jian to pull himself away, but kept his eyes fixed on the mustache. He saw that his expression had not changed, but he still smiled, without any regret and anxiety that the head was about to leave.

Qin Chen frowned secretly and slowed down subconsciously.

As he walked, he found that Qin Chen could not leave. Xu Jian turned his head in confusion. Before he could ask Qin Chen what happened, the moustache that they had left in place suddenly spoke:

“Little guy, you didn’t hide your tail.”

tail?

Xu Jian’s movements suddenly stopped, and the hand that pulled Qin Shen’s arm forcefully turned his head to look behind him subconsciously.

Qin Chen’s pupils shrank slightly, and he quickly turned his head and glanced at Xu Jian, empty and without a cat tail.

The two looked at each other, and both saw their surprise in each other’s eyes, and then turned their heads at the same time, staring at the mustache that was back to them.

Under the gaze of the two, the mustache turned around slowly, with the expression of beating just now on his face, and looked at Xu Jian for two seconds. Finally, he tilted his head slightly and said with a smile:

“I see your tail.”

Xu Jian’s pupils quaked, and when he looked at the smiling mustache, he shuddered suddenly.

This fake Taoist can actually see his tail? ?

In silence, Qin Chen looked at Mustache and suddenly said, “How can I give you one million?”

But the mustache shook his head and stretched out two fingers:

“One million is the price just now, now it is this number.”

Xu Jian’s temple jumped suddenly, almost suffering a heart attack: “Two million?”

The price is too much for sitting on the ground. Does the price bureau really care about it?

Xu Jian feels that he is doing well now. If he lacks Yang Qi, he lacks Yang Qi. What can two million do not do?

Compared with Xu Jian, who was already dripping blood before Qian Xin, Qin Chen was refreshed and nodded: “Okay.”

Xu Jian suddenly turned his head to look at Qin Chen, couldn’t help pulling his sleeves, his expression was a little embarrassed, and he lowered his voice:

“I don’t have that much money…”

He used all his money to invest in buying a house.

Qin Chen calmly said, “I have.”

After hearing Qin Chen’s words, Moustache nodded in satisfaction, and then looked at Xu Jian with disgust:

“Look at someone’s house, and then at you. There are several houses, why are you so picky?”

Xu Jian: “???”

Two million is not two hundred. Is this something I can’t pick?

Also, why do you know about my family!

Now that the price had been negotiated, Moustache smiled so hard that he walked up to them and spoke to them:

“Seeing you are sincere, and you can’t get so much money with you, I will be a good person once and allow you to pay the deposit first, and then settle the balance.”

After speaking, before Qin Shen and Xu Jian could answer, Moustache put the mobile phone payment code in front of them:

“The deposit is two yuan, no credit, thank you for your patronage.”

Xu Jian: “?”

Seeing that Mustache looks serious and doesn’t seem to be a joke, Xu Jian suddenly heard a voice in his mind:

You can’t buy two yuan and suffer a loss, you can’t be fooled, you can’t buy anything…

Just as the horn in Xu Jian’s mind was shouting, Moustache suddenly looked at him:

“It’s true that you can’t buy anything for two dollars, but you can pay a deposit.”

Xu Jian was startled, looking at the mustache with a look of horror: “You actually know what you are thinking?”

Qin Shen turned his head when he heard this: “What were you thinking about just now?”

The mustache happily said, “You have to be a bit house-conscious when you come out and mix.”

Xu Jian’s horror felt that Moustache was not a human being.

Waiting for a joke, he paid two dollars to the mustache, who took something from his generous sleeves.

Xu Jian thought he would dig out a kit, but he lowered his head and drew it for a long time, and finally took out a piece of paper and handed it to him:

“Here, the solution is written on it.”

Looking at the things in Mustache’s hands, Xu Jian fell silent.

This is clearly torn a corner from a torn newspaper, right? Two million, don’t you even deserve to own a clean A4 paper? !

The fortune-telling industry is really profitable!

Seeing Xu Jian not answering, Qin Chen took the initiative to stretch out his hand, and listened to Xiaobeard saying:

“I won’t be able to see it until I leave.”

After speaking, without waiting for Qin Chen and Xu Jian to react, Moustache picked up his bamboo pole and wandered away. As he passed by, he smiled and said to Xu Jian:

“Your coat color is pretty good.”

Xu Jian: “…”

As a person, Xu Jian was praised for his good-looking coat, and Xu Jian did not feel happy, but felt a bit cold on his back.

Two seconds later, Xu Jian reacted slowly: “No, how do you end the balance?”

As a result, when Xu Jian and Qin Chen turned around, they found no one behind them, and there was no moustache.

The moustache praised that the color of the hair was just a few seconds ago. Normally, he couldn’t even walk ten steps in such a short time.

Looking at the empty street, Xu Jian was stunned, turning his head slowly and asking Qin Chen: “This speed… isn’t he a human?”

Qin Chen frowned and felt that the mustache came from an extraordinary origin, but now he didn’t care about other things, so he passed the old newspaper to Xu Jian:

“Open it and see what it says.”

When Xu Jian took the newspaper, his hand was still a little unstable. After believing that Moustache was not a liar but a real master, his heart beat wildly–

There is a way to solve his problems…

After taking a look at Qin Chen, Xu Jian took a deep breath, with excitement, anticipation and awe, opening the newspaper that had been folded several times, and writing on it with a red pen.

After reading what was written in the newspaper, Xu Jian’s expression went blank for a moment, his face turned from white to red, and finally to iron blue.

Seeing his reaction, Qin Chen’s heart was stunned-isn’t it difficult to solve it?

Curious about what was being written, Qin Chen checked the newspaper in Xu Jian’s hand, and he was also startled a few seconds later.

The newspaper wrote in red pen:

[All said that lack of Yang Qi, but still don’t know how to solve it? Are you stupid? Watch TV and learn more when you have time!

If your sexual orientation is female, will it be possible to use yin to replenish yang?

If the orientation is male, will the yang energy be? Would you let your boyfriend kiss you ten times eight times a day? Will you sleep together if you have nothing to do?

Such a twenty-four-year-old person doesn’t understand this. I am embarrassed for you. I am embarrassed to spend two million for me to teach? Two yuan will be your IQ tax.

Warm reminder: Although it is very important to cross the Yang Qi, young people should also pay attention to temperance and be careful of the death.

Finally, talk more, look at what you do, it is estimated that yin and nourishing yang will not be used, and I can only say one thing-watch your waist^-^. 】

Qin Shen: “…”

From the lines between the lines, I can feel that the people who write are owed, especially the smiling face at the end.

Xu Jian squeezed the newspaper’s hand because his knuckles turned white because of his force, and his face was red and white. Finally, after holding back for a long time, he squeezed two words between his teeth:

“con man!”

Who said that two dollars can’t buy a loss? Stand up and get beaten!

What bad ideas are all this! Return the Yang Qi…

Xu Jian was hot all over, and felt hot while holding the newspaper, inexplicably afraid to look at Qin Chen.

Xu Jian thinks that Moustache is not only a magic stick, but also a very unconscionable magic stick. Look at what mess he has written!

Unlike Xu Jian, who was ashamed, Qin Chen looked at the newspaper and thought:

“I don’t think he looks like a lie, he makes a lot of sense.”

Xu Jian suddenly raised his eyes to look at him: “Ah? How does it make sense”

Does it make sense for young people to pay attention to temperance or to overcome Yang Qi?

Looking at Xu Jian, Qin Chen seriously analyzed with him:

“He can see that you have a tail, know your details, and disappear in a blink of an eye. Although it is very mysterious, you also know in your heart that he is not a liar.

After listening to Qin Chen’s words, Xu Jian was silent for two seconds, and finally spoke stupidly:

“I know the truth, but… can you not laugh so happy?”

Mr. Qin, I am so miserable, and the corners of your mouth are almost going to heaven!

Qin Chen Congshan suppressed the corners of his upward mouth like a stream, but without success, he said to Xu Jian insincerely:

“Sorry, it doesn’t listen to me now.”

Staring at Qin Chen’s cocked mouth and the smile in his eyes, Xu Jian’s old face blushed inexplicably, and he lowered his head in a concealed manner.

Thinking of why he should pay attention to his waist and the process of paying attention to his waist, Xu Jian’s throat choked, and he choked with saliva inadvertently, covering his mouth and coughing.

Qin Chen raised his hand and patted Xu Jian’s back, while laughing lowly:

“Knowing the solution is a good thing, but you don’t have to be so excited.”

Xu Jian coughed even harder after hearing this——

Is he excited? He is obviously angry!