Heaven Sword Supreme - Chapter 342
“Go ahead, young Xia Zhang.” Li Wuji said.
“Well, I’d like to ask brother Li, do you have funny jokes and programs that make people laugh?” Zhang Tianshi asked a little tangled.
The reason why this piece of Tianshi asked Li Wuji was that he felt that the “food strategy” did not seem to work for the princess. Therefore, he also wanted to start with jokes and funny programs. However, Zhang Tianshi was not good at these two items, so he had to ask for help from outsiders.
“This is a funny joke… I have one.” Li Wuji replied.
“That’s great. Please give me your advice.” Zhang Tianshi said excitedly.
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noon –
“Princess highness, I have a joke to tell you.” Seeing the noon break, Zhang Tianshi hurriedly came to the princess.
“Oh? What kind of joke did you think of, young Xia Zhang? What allusion is there to be Asked the princess.
“It’s not an allusion. It’s a funny, funny joke.” Zhang Tianshi replied with some embarrassment.
“All right, young Xia Zhang, please go ahead.” Said the princess.
“well, there was a very nice plum before, and it was very popular with other fruits in spring. But in summer, other fruits were far away from it. What did your highness love?” Zhang Tianshi asked.
“This… I don’t know.” The princess thought for a moment and replied.
“The reason why it’s summer and other fruits will avoid this beautiful plum is that… It’s dried in the sun.” Zhang Tianshi said.
“Poof!” As soon as Zhang Tianshi’s voice fell, a laugh suddenly came out. But the laughter did not come from the princess, but from the spring dawn beside her.
“Princess your highness… What’s the matter?” Seeing that the princess didn’t laugh like Chunxiao, Zhang Tianshi couldn’t help feeling a little lost. But then he found that the princess was suddenly closed and her face was a little red, so he quickly asked.
“I… Nothing… I go… Convenient… A moment…” the princess will say words and word by word spit out from the gap between her lips, then quickly turned around and left.
“Princess, wait for me!” After seeing the princess leave in such a hurry, Chunxiao also quickly followed her.
“What’s the result, young Xia Zhang?” After seeing the princess and Chunxiao all gone, Li Wuji came forward and asked Zhang Tianshi.
“Oh! The girl even laughed when she heard it, but her royal highness did not smile. Zhang Tianshi sighed and said.
“It’s a pity… That’s a pity.” Li Wuji pretended to be a pity on the surface, but he was very happy in his heart, because the joke was originally told to Chunxiao after he had prepared for a long time. However, since Zhang Tianshi was “difficult”, he also taught the joke to the other party.
When Zhang Tianshi told a joke to the princess, Li Wuji was also watching from a distance. Later, when he saw Chunxiao laughing, he was very happy.
Although the joke was not told to Chunxiao by Li Wuji, li felt that it was a good way to express the joke by Zhang Tianshi.
“What’s the matter with you, princess? are you all right? Don’t scare me? ” Spring dawn saw the princess stopped in a tree, then quickly asked, because she had just seen the princess, the situation is somewhat abnormal.
“Ha ha ha ha! Crack me up! “The princess quickly turned her head and saw that there was no one in the room, and she immediately burst out laughing.
“Er… Princess, are you ok?” Looking at the princess who burst out laughing, Chunxiao was speechless at the moment, but then she also asked the princess again.
“Nothing… Ha ha ha ha… Nothing…” the princess said with a smile.
“This… Princess, if you think that joke of young Xia Zhang is funny, why didn’t you just laugh? Still hiding here to laugh? If this is not careful, what to do… “Chunxiao then asked.
“You are stupid! If I had just laughed in front of him, I would have lost! ” The princess patted Chunxiao’s forehead and said.
“Ah! This… Princess… You… “Chunxiao touched the forehead and originally wanted to say that you had not lost, but she also tried to bear it and didn’t say it.
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that night —
“brother Li, do you know how far we are from the capital Zhang Tianshi asked Li Wuji.
At the moment, Zhang Tianshi, Princess and others are staying in a county seat for the night.
“If we move forward at the current speed, we should be able to return to Beijing tomorrow afternoon.” Li Wuji replied.
“Tomorrow afternoon…” for Li Wuji to answer this time, Zhang Tianshi can’t help but be very tangled up.
“Zhang Shaoxia, are you still worrying about making your royal highness take the initiative to laugh?” Li Wuji asked.”It is…” Zhang Tianshi is still very tangled reply.
“If it’s the same thing, I have another way. It depends on whether you are willing to have a try.” Li Wuji said.
“What? Come on, brother Li Zhang Tianshi asked cautiously.
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“BUCKLE!” A knock on the door rang in the princess’s room.
“Young Xia Zhang, what can I do for you?” Looking at the arrival of Zhang Tianshi, Chunxiao knows that there is a “good play” to start.
“that… I prepared a program to invite the princess to look at it.” Zhang Tianshi replied.
“OK, I and…”
“Chunxiao, please wait a moment, I will come out later.” When Chunxiao just started to say something, she was interrupted by the princess.
“Good.” Zhang Tianshi should be a voice, then back to one side.
then after a time of incense, the princess of the body of Xie KSCA perfume came out with Chunxiao.
“Young Xia Zhang has been waiting for a long time. Please lead the way ahead.” The princess looked at Zhang Tianshi and said.
“Good.” After Zhang Tianshi answered, he took the princess and Chunxiao to an open space, which not only stood in the small white tiger and Li Wuji, but also placed many things.
“please invite your royal highness and Chunxiao girl to be seated.” Zhang Tianshi made a “please” gesture to the two chairs and said to the princess and Chunxiao.
“Good.” After the princess answered, she sat on the chair, but Chunxiao was standing beside the princess directly.