Heavens Gift Pack: Start with One Punch Man - Chapter 1278
Smoky green smoke drifted in the air.
Just now singing and dancing, the energetic sorting hat was put on Lin Bei’s head.
He immediately changed his appearance, staring straight at the air, his mouth sluggishly tilted, and smoke from above his head.
How to look.
It also looks demented…
“…”
Seeing this, the teachers and students present all looked like sorting hats and couldn’t help but open their mouths:
What the hell?
Why does the sorting cap smoke?
Why is the Sorting Hat demented again?
Ten thousand whys, mixed with hunger, mixed in the hearts of a group of teachers and students, and made them want to vomit.
Fortunately.
McGonagall wakes up in time.
As a football goalkeeper, he swooped and quickly rescued the sorting cap from Lin Bei’s head.
To be honest…
Finish this whole set of actions.
Even McGonagall’s old face couldn’t help but blush: as a dignified and elegant lady, such an action is really rude!
But she can’t help it…
Just now, if she dared to slow down a little bit, the sorting hat, a legendary treasure that had been passed down for thousands of years, might be ruined.
In fact…
Even if she was rescued so quickly and in time, the sorting cap suffered serious injuries.
Not to mention, it will take a hundred years to recover!
and……
In addition to the physical damage, what’s worse is that the Sorting Hat seems to be frightened.
This would hide in her arms, not daring to move, only squinting his eyes, peeking at Lin Bei with a look of fear through the seam of her arm.
That’s right.
A look of fear!
It can even be said: I am scared to death!
come on! ”
McGonagall held the Sorting Hat and encouraged it: “Believe in yourself, you can do it, you can do it!”
“…”
To be honest, if McGonagall is not the vice principal, the sorting hat really wants to spray her: TMD, you can do it!
all in all……
Don’t make it clear.
It will never be given to Linbei Branch again!
“…”
Damn it!
Seeing this, the teachers and students in the banquet hall no longer know what they should say:
How did this sorting hat work? Can it work? As for being so scared?
This Lin Bei’s head.
Is it still cannibalistic?
“Cannibalism won’t.”
The Sorting Hat made a bitter face and aggrieved, and said, “But there is electricity on his head!”
“Have electricity?”
Hearing this, someone laughed at that time: “Are you Thor or Flash when you are Lin Bei?”
Note: (Marvel, founded in 1939)
Really lie and don’t write drafts!
Seeing everyone’s questioning eyes.
The Sorting Hat is even more aggrieved: after all, it is also Hogwarts’ veteran qualification, how can it deceive people?
Moreover……
“I rolled my eyes just now and almost died. It can’t be fake, right?!”
“Well……”
Heard this.
The teachers and students present could not help being shocked: listening to the sorting hat, there are noses and eyes.
It doesn’t look like a fake! ?
but……
This matter is not difficult to handle.
I really want to know if Lin Bei’s head has electricity, just send someone to touch Lin Bei’s head and give it a try.
Don’t you know right away?
certainly……
This person had better be respected and respected.
Wait for the provincial meeting, no one will believe her!
As for the candidates…
“Let me come!”
McGonagall put the sorting hat aside and volunteered. She planned to take this opportunity to observe Lin Bei closely.
Because of instinct…
She always feels that Lin Bei is not easy!
In fact.
It didn’t need any instincts. After Lin Bei entered Hogwarts for half a day, how many things did he make?
Plus.
He is Harry’s cousin.
I came across the sorting hat again.
It is not good to check, she is not at ease!
so……
Under the gaze of the Sorting Hat and everyone’s expectation.
McGonagall also cheered up, attached a layer of magic power to his palm, and slowly touched the top of Lin Bei’s head.
It’s like docking a space station. At this moment, everyone except Lin Bei is very nervous.
finally……
The docking is successful!
McGonagall’s hand was placed on Lin Bei’s head.
However……
Nothing happened.
Don’t say electric shock.
From beginning to end, nothing happened.
“Ha ha……”
The teachers and students present sighed and sneered: “Sure enough, I scared myself. Wizards also talk about science. How can anyone’s head release an electric shock…”
The Sorting Hat is still a bit unwilling to give up. It was obviously electrified, how could it not: “It may be a transfer, McGonagall, try to touch other places…”
Heard this.
I wanted to take a good look at Lin Bei’s McGonagall, but without hesitation, he nodded and started searching.
From the top of the head to the soles of the feet.
I didn’t let it go, I touched it all over!
result……
Nothing happened.
Did not find anything.
“…”
The sorting hat and McGonagall’s faces were a little ugly: neither of them found what they wanted.
But if you didn’t find it, you didn’t find it.
Normally……
This thing will end here.
However……
Is Lin Bei a normal person?
Could that make McGonagall feel so vain?
Even if he can’t beat McGonagall for a while, it won’t work if he wants to make him Lin Bei’s cheap.
so……
“Professor McGonagall, if you were forty years younger, I might be happy to accept it!”
Lin Bei smiled faintly.
Before Professor McGonagall could recover, he turned his head and looked at Hermione again, showing a thoughtful look: “However, forget it, after all, I already have a girlfriend!”
“…”
The whole banquet hall fell into deathly silence.
Even Dumbledore, who has never been surprised, held his glasses several times in succession to conceal his shock!
What a Lin Bei, really bold!
At the age of eleven or twelve, he dared to make a joke of the vice principal in front of so many people.
That’s right!
This is a joke.
Even a fool would not really think that McGonagall’s actions just now meant taking advantage of Linbei.
It’s just a simple body search!
But because of this, even if Lin Bei made fun of her like that, she would not be able to refute it.
Because……
It’s about a body search.
She was supposed to be at a loss!
Of course……
Only Lin Bei can do this kind of thing.
The average little wizard, in front of all the teachers and students of the school, was searched by the vice-principal, and he was scared to pee long ago.
How can there be the courage to tease the vice-principal?
just like.
Entrance examination is in progress.
When your vice-principal was patrolling the exam, you suddenly suspected that you had brought your cell phone and asked you to stand up and search her.
To be honest.
Don’t say that you have brought a cell phone, even if you don’t bring a cell phone, I am afraid you will be frightened.
However……
Lin Bei is different.
Not only did he bring his cell phone, but he didn’t panic at all. Even after being searched, he said in public:
“The vice principal has a crush on me!”
Just say.
This operation is not a show?
“Sao!”
Even McGonagall, a 60-70-year-old grandmother, was not only manipulated by Lin Bei’s show, she blushed.
He threw the sorting hat on Lin Bei and ran away dingy: she didn’t care about this stall!
Who cares if you love!
What matters is…
The big guys are all waiting to eat!
If the sorting hat is not given to the Linbei branch, the sorting ceremony cannot end, and if the sorting ceremony does not end, they will have no food to eat!
People are iron rice is steel.
He was really hungry if he didn’t eat a meal!
For example, Ron, he is really hungry: Although he is not smart, he has no place in Hogwarts, but he knows one thing…
The trouble should end it!
“Brother Lin Bei, don’t show up, I’m hungry!”
While talking.
Ron still did not forget to pull Harry and Hermione up: “Not only me, Harry and Hermione are also hungry!”
Harry and Hermione blushed: On the train, they ate some snacks, and they are indeed hungry now.
In fact…
More than the two of them?
The teachers and students at Hogwarts are all hungry: Lin Bei, please do well, hurry up and sort it out!
“…”
Lin Bei shook his head helplessly. It’s not that he doesn’t want to be divided, but the Sorting Hat doesn’t want to be divided.
but……
By now.
The explanation is useless.
For Hermione’s belly.
Lin Bei can only assure the Sorting Hat: “Believe me, it was an accident just now, this time, I will never call you again!”
“real?”
The Sorting Hat was a little shaken.
“Absolutely true!”
Lin Bei said.
While opening the system panel:
“Ding!”
“The system has detected that a foreign soul is trying to invade the host’s soul. The system has turned on the automatic counterattack mode, 3.2.1, paralyzing the opponent’s soul!”
just……
The reason why the Sorting Hat gets an electric shock is because of this, the automatic counterattack mode of the system.
In fact!
This thing has always existed.
It’s just that Lin Bei forgot it!
after all……
The last time it played a role was when it was in the world of Super Seminary to deal with the material engine of gluttonous food.
so……
He didn’t lie.
It was an accident just now!
And now…
He has turned off the automatic counterattack mode.
“Believe me, that was an accident!”
Lin Bei looked sincerely and stretched out his hand toward the sorting hat: “As long as you and I take a step, the future will definitely become better!”
“…”
Seeing this, not only the sorting hat, but the teachers and students present were all moved by Lin Bei’s sincerity.
They also believe.
It was just an accident just now!
finally……
The Sorting Hat made a decision: “I believe you!”
at this moment.
The trust between people and hats is touching!
Many sentimental students even cried, watching with tears full of tears.
Lin Bei and the Sorting Hat trust and cooperate with each other, and finally put the Sorting Hat on their heads…
“Bear!”
A flame lit up.
The sorting cap burned.
…………
Moving tears condensed into ice, staring at the flames, everyone couldn’t help but breathe fragrance:
I am rough!
“You lied to me!”
The Sorting Hat looked at Lin Bei with a grudge on his face.
However……
Lin Bei is also very innocent:
He really forgot.
Even if the automatic counterattack system is turned off, there are still tens of billions of souls on his body.
In other words…
Sorting hat it, overloaded!
It’s like, if you take a math calculator, it doesn’t matter if you add, subtract, multiply and divide. If you try to run the original god, the cpu was overloaded and burned.
So what I have to say.
He didn’t actually set this fire!
It’s that the Sorting Hat can’t handle such a huge number of souls by itself, it’s overloaded and spontaneous!
Moreover……
What he just promised was that he would never shock the Sorting Hat, and he had no guarantee that he would not burn it!
“…”
The Sorting Hat looked dull:
Are you bullying the honest person?
…………
In the raging flames, the Sorting Hat wanted to cry without tears: What evil did I do? First was a lightning strike.
It’s grilling again!
Eighteen levels of **** are no more than that.
My sorting hat is diligent and conscientious, the crime does not end here!
but……
Thought for a while.
Forget it, this is fate!
Blame me for believing in the wrong person.
In the raging flames, the sorting cap closed his eyes peacefully and waited quietly for death.
However……
How can it be so simple?
Or……
Dumbledore is there.
How can things go in the worst direction?
With just a light wave of the magic wand, the flame on the sorting cap was instantly dispersed, and even the injury was relieved.
In fact…
Whether it is lightning strikes or flames, it is actually damage from the soul level.
So from the outside.
Although the sorting hat is still the sorting hat, in fact, it has already suffered a lot of trauma!
Less talk…
It will take eight hundred and one thousand years of warmth to recover.
and……
The problem is still unresolved, and which college Lin Bei should go to is still undecided.
Could it be…
Does Lin Bei really want to become the first student in Hogwarts history to choose a college without going through the Sorting Hat?
“no!”
Dumbledore shook his head slowly: He hadn’t paid much attention to what happened before, or in other words, for a wizard of his level.
Those things that just happened.
It was just a small accident!
so……
He never interfered.
This is also his habit all the time.
Compared to intervening in the academy everywhere, he prefers to let his subordinates and the little wizard try to solve the problem by themselves.
It can’t be solved.
He will do it!
It’s like now…
“Lin Bei, can you solve the problem just now?”
Dumbledore looked at Lin Bei: “If it can’t be solved, maybe, I can give you some advice.”
The implication…
If Lin Bei can’t handle the problem on his own, he may have to step in to deal with it.
“no problem.”
Lin Bei is nothing:
If the problem is found, solve the problem. Since there are too many souls and the sorting hat does not move, let the licking dog Xiao Tong, shield other souls.
so……
“I promise.”
“Absolutely no problem this time!”
“…”
The Sorting Hat chuckled, “Do you think that I, who had been fooled once, would still believe your nonsense?”
This time, Lin Bei even said that he had broken the sky.
It will never believe it!
However……
“The Sorting Hat, do you believe me?”
Dumbledore took off his glasses: “I assure you in my reputation, this time, there will be absolutely no problems!”
…………
Bottom line this thing.
Always retreat and retreat!
After Dumbledore made a guarantee, the branch members could only trust Lin Bei once more.
Precisely……
Believe in Dumbledore once!
Fortunately…
all the best.
After putting on Lin Bei’s head for the third time.
The sorting hat immediately came to mind, because once it was on the brain, it felt a mighty courage.
“Gryffindor!”
Without the slightest hesitation, the Sorting Hat not only yelled out anxiously, but even complimented it uncontrollably:
“Oh my God, such courage, even in the history of Hogwarts, has never appeared before!”
In fact…
If you simply use courage to discuss status: “Lin Bei, he should become the dean of Gryffindor now!”
Heard this…
Everyone present and McGonagall were all stunned: They didn’t expect that the Sorting Hat would give Lin Bei such an outrageous evaluation!
Especially after experiencing electric shock and fire…
But soon.
The teachers and students of Gryffindor all cheered. No matter what, they are very happy that Gryffindor can have such a potential stock to join.
However……
Don’t wait for them to be happy for a while.
The sorting hat is like crazy, screaming hysterically: “Wisdom, this is infinite wisdom!”
“Having such wisdom to serve as Dean Ravenclaw is an insult to him!”
“…”
Flitwick, the dean of Ravenclaw, looked dumbfounded: I’m not sure, are you insulting me?
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