Hera’s Modern Life - Chapter 12

After being beaten with pain, Caron finally touched the big swollen bag under the hood and closed his mouth obediently, and the ghosts who were eager to try and rushed to find my signature to commemorate the impulse also stood far away. But they didn’t seem to have that kind of awe, even though they stood a little farther, they didn’t stop whispering in their mouths.

“Oh, mother, look at this girl, gee, that style, is it the Queen Mother?”

“Hey, no culture, according to my reasoning analysis, this should be the Styx in Greek mythology, the boating dementor must be the star fighter Charon of the heavens. Oh oh, I did n’t expect the original Saint fighters It ’s true, I was thinking before, why did the □□ people not see black and white impermanence after they died. Now I understand, I must have passed through, and came into the myth of Pluto! Uncle, maybe it ’s a while We can also see the bronze five Xiaoqiang! ”

“Kouhu! Don’t stop talking nonsense here! I read a few comics from the 11th district and made it a real history. Did you see the beautiful boy with small wings on that shoe! My professional knowledge is telling me , That must be the legendary Hermes! Did any Hermes appear in the Saint Seiya! ”

“Ce, you’re an idiot. I don’t know if Saint Seiya has a theater version, let alone Hermes, even Zeus.”

“Okay, please explain who the beauties that look fierce? Is there a character in the Saint Seiya! Athena is not that kind of royal sister, Athena is a child face giant who has a D cup at the age of 13 / Rumei loli! ”

“Bah, I still call my otaku, you are a otaku, your whole family is an otaku.”

“Shut up for me!”

With a roar, he threw a small thunderbolt over his hands and blasted two ghosts that were about to quarrel into a black explosion head. I felt crazy. I was originally worried that Dongzi ’s soul was so irritable that this broken ship had been swaying slowly and slowly, making people want to ask Hades technology has improved, why not improve it and get a five-story luxury yacht Kai Kai. But these dead guys were still restless. They said Zeus and Athena all the time, making me very angry.

Because I am now dead and appearing in a ghost state, the original human disguise suddenly disappeared, so I reverted to Hera. Thousands of years ago, those humans knew who I was as soon as they saw my costume and dress. But these illiterate guys are only talking about Saint Seiya—do they really think that the universe was created by Smecta and District 11?

“Mom, she’s so fierce!”

The two ghosts immediately cried with a headache, as if they were chilling. They glared at them angrily. They were otakus at birth, guilds at death, and they were all dying if they died. After thinking of me, I was walking in a carriage in Olympus. What about Athena? Zeus was too frightened to fight back. Oh, why do you think that guy keeps changing from cow to sheep to swan? Except for a few illegitimate children who are indeed very good, he dare to take back the rest of the people of mixed blood, and I dare to call him out. Actually compare me with what Saint Seiya, hum!

——But it does n’t mean that I do n’t like to watch Saint Seiya … It ’s a pity that the zodiac signs are not like gold in the animation. Moreover, they are not Athena’s harem. Although I do n’t like Athena, I still have to argue for her. She is a rare virgin / goddess. She is quite rigorous. She has never been interested in falling in love. What kind of harem is open?

Unconsciously, I began to recall the glorious history of fighting wisdom and courage with many goddess women in the past, eh? Don’t think I’m the kind of little white flower who will only sit in tears silently! Although I am often angry and sad because of Zeus’s heart and waves, I secretly shed tears. But it was all a person who hid quietly and cried. Before the gods, I had always been resolute and rule out dissidents. If I did n’t want to let Zeus lose his face too much, I would have killed with a sword all the way. When I was fighting against Titan Titans, I was fighting on the front line. Otherwise why did Zeus give me so much power and status in the end, the other goddesses said nothing.

Alas, the life of a long-satisfied mistress completely wiped out my will and vitality. In the end, my only interest was staring at Zeus, turning around him every day, checking his clothes and everything, and daring to appear around him. All of the creatures are blown into hell.

A woman is so distorted, even the gods, so sad. Probably that’s how I will put a hand on Hercules. So many illegitimate children have endured, but I really can’t stand a child of mixed human origin sitting 280 on Mount Olympus. What’s even more terrible is that he also confuses my daughter and makes her dead or alive. Do not marry.

The more I thought, the more angry I was, and I broke the oar in my hand into two pieces. So the ghosts who had turned blue were greenish like spinach. Hermes smiled bitterly and said: “Dear goddess, please at least wait for us to disembark and destroy the underworld’s public property.”

“Yes, sorry, may I ask, are you a goddess?”

A timid voice asked carefully. I turned around and saw a young girl huddled in a ghost pile, looking no more than fifteen years old. When she saw me with no expression on her face, she asked tremblingly, “I don’t mean anything else, except that I am a Christian. Why didn’t I see God after death, instead I saw the goddess, er, the **** with shoes and wings? ”

“The so-called God, Buddha, and God are just different forms of gods in this world. If you are pious enough and hypnotize yourself, you will see heaven and angels, all from your own Imagination. To put it bluntly, the world after death is very ideal, little girl. ”

Hermes was happy that someone could divert my attention and rushed to answer.

“Then, which goddess are you? Are you the goddess of justice? Or the queen?”

The girl asked in a low voice.

I was mad at the fire (it was really a ghost fire): “What do I look like Persephone?”

“Sorry!”

The little girl was crying so scared that she shivered and shrunk. I think it is necessary to explain that being Zeus’ wife, Hera must be a beauty, even if she is angry, she will not scare people. The key is that Zeus generously gave me the same divine power as him. It is well known that Zeus is the **** of thunder and lightning. So as soon as I got angry, small flashes of thunder were around me. It looked particularly scary on the Screaming, Screaming and Dark, Stygian River.

There is no human body as the body, and there is no God’s body to place the soul for the time being. Now I am really in an awkward position. After taking a deep breath, I felt that I was too sick, and I don’t know why I was so anxious in my heart. Anyway, bullying a dead little girl is very disgraceful. So I nodded slightly at her and said stiffly, “I’m sorry, I’m not a queen.”

“Then you are …”

“I am Hera, Hera!”

Are human beings so curiosity and curiosity now? They are all dead, don’t care about what they will do in the future, but instead ask questions to a goddess. Hermes was snickering again. This **** was very happy to see the joke along the way.

I probably did n’t think about why I saw Zeus ’wife in the Hades-although I do n’t want to admit it, the first thing that everyone thought of when Hera thought about it was that this title is really depressed-in the journey behind, whether it is a **** or a ghost The world is finally quiet. I do n’t know how many ghosts are crying in my heart, and I feel that if the offended goddess in the myth is not revenge. Huh, I’m too lazy to care about you.

But when I finally got off the boat, I still heard the ghosts whispering behind me. Charon seemed very satisfied. His gossip heart was greatly enriched. After all, there was no entertainment weekly or Apple Daily in the underworld. Chatting, she said that the most talked about is nothing more than “Oh, yesterday, after arguing with Master Pluto again,” or “betting on whether this two hundred and fifty will be able to sneak back into the world to succeed.”

“Wow, this is Hera, it looks so fierce.”

“I think she and the queen who returned X Gregory seem to be terrifying.

“Now I can understand why Zeus likes to run out. As a man, I understand him!”

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I gritted my teeth and walked forward. I warned myself not to be impulsive. Dongzi’s soul was still waiting for me to rescue. But all this can’t stop me from seeing Hades, suggesting that he can refer to Eastern culture and come to a project like tongue-out hell.

It ’s all dead, so gossip!

“It’s okay, as soon as they drink the water of Forget River, they will forget what they say.”

Hermes said happily, I want to give him a kick from behind. Does this guy really think that I have become a waste wood?

“To shut up.”

Touching the black for a while, a faint light appeared in front of it, but unfortunately it was not a daylight that made people happy, but a red light full of ominous and fearful blood. I saw countless black shadows floating in the red light, accompanied by the sobs and sighs that were common in that kind of ghost film, I heard people numb behind their backs.

“Is this the river of sighs? Evil, the taste of the underworld is really strange, why do you have to make it like a horrible haunted house like Wuliu.”

As I walked, I sprang off several ghosts trying to grab my hair, I said impatiently.

“No, it doesn’t have anything to do with Pluto. It was made out of the boredom of the guards here.” Hermes looked left and right. “I remember this was not the way it was last time. The guard at that time called What’s the name, and complained that seeing the same thing every day, the nerves are going to collapse. I think this is probably the result of his efforts for thousands of years. ”

“I can only say that he has no art cell at all.”

Those ghosts who want to rush up are more and more different from the new dead people seen on the river of sighs. Most of the wandering here are ghosts who cannot rest in peace. Their hearts are full of resentment. For a long time, what do they call themselves I forgot what he looked like. So all I saw were whiteboard faces, nothing.

“Troubled, don’t block the road!”

I was entangled in them, and I was almost dragged away several times. I was angry. Dongzi was still waiting for me. Who is free to play with your group of whiteboards. A few lightnings were thrown over, and after a roar, a large open space was burned out in front.

“go.”

Hermes shook his head and sighed, “Dear Hera, even if you and Hades are relatives, but no one else arrives, a bunch of bills will be in his hands first.”

“He is the **** of wealth and rich. Didn’t I see the popular tomb-robbing novels recently? But he is in charge of all the tombs in the world. He has more money than Olympus. I’m pulling the internal needs of the underworld.”

I smiled and answered.

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