Hera’s Modern Life - Chapter 13

Quickly walked across the riverside of this groaning groan, and suddenly remembered what happened when he was still a human. There was a time when I was addicted to various comic novels. It mentioned that the underworld, the underworld, anyway, is the place where dead people stay. Basically, they will write “overwhelming blood red flowers.” Now I can see with my own eyes, in addition to the yellow sand and wind blowing in the ground, there are ghosts floating around without faces, even the roots of the dry grass can not be seen.

Alas, it is true that the rumors are not credible, unreliable, Hades stayed in this shady place for millions of years, it is difficult to not become lifeless, and when he was a child he was a taciturn, not talking, always like to stay alone The strange god.

Unexpectedly, after so many years, I came to him voluntarily, actually for the soul of a human being.

But sighing back to sighing, I walked fast-now I am also a ghost, in case I was accidentally blown away by the wind and finally fell to the courtroom, it will be laughed to death by all the gods, this face may Can’t afford to lose it. Besides, where is Dongzi ’s soul now? Have you ever forgotten the river? If you have drunk the river and forget everything, I will vomit blood. Humans always say that the soul is the same after reincarnation. If you really love him, you will not care about these things. Memories can be recreated. I just say one thing on my own: ah!

What do people’s feelings build on? If I lose all memories of two people’s experience together, does the relationship still exist? He will not know your name, forget everything, and you are a stranger in his eyes. The soul that washed away all memories has become a new life, and has no relationship with the past. At that time, he was no longer the one who had loved me and said that he would make me the happiest woman. I don’t know if he looked at me with blank eyes and asked who you were, would he still pull his hand up like before?

Take me as an example. When Han Xiaole was simply the one without Hera ’s memory, he was so happy all day long. At that time, I never dreamed that one day I would think of someone’s name and suddenly have difficulty breathing. But when all of Hera’s memories came back, I began to suffer from insomnia, daze, irritability, and to myself. Even now, even though I gave up the human body in order to recover the soul of Dongzi, I risked the soul of a dead soul and went to Hades. But I still think from time to time, if I die, I can never return to Mount Olympus, will Zeus be sad, will it be sad?

Sadly cover your face, Hera, anyway, you are also a majestic woman, at least for the external image, humans regard you as a dignified middle-aged woman and the like. It turned out that there was such a big bitter cauliflower in my heart. What happened to treating rivals so hard in the past? Why don’t you feel sad when you kill those women and men?

… Speaking of it, the one who confessed to me in an attitude of being outside is the most problematic one … Sure enough, the limited brain capacity of human beings is very difficult to integrate memories of the past millions of years It’s a bit unclear who he really is.

In this extreme entanglement, I ran across the Stygian river burning with flames, turned around the river of hatred, and even left Hermes far behind, and finally Finally he ran to the gate of **** in one breath.

The invisible black gate is so tall that it is locked, and it is covered with countless lively monsters and skeletons. From time to time, there is a black air that can be seen by the naked eye floating out of it. almost. However, the three-headed dog crouching in front of the door spouting sulfur and flames from its nose completely made up for all the defects.

“Hell’s dog Gerberus …”

I struggled to raise my head and found that I didn’t have a toenail that was bigger than it. Of course, anything that touched God was very big. After all, we all had the blood of Titan. But this dog is too big to be ridiculous! Suddenly sympathize with the person who is responsible for walking the dog every day, it is estimated that he must have ten Altman’s divine power to hold it and run around everywhere.

Kelberus stepped forward, and the ground shook with it. He lowered his head, and the smell of sulfur from his mouth almost stunned me, and the ground it turned to was coke-oh, I I love dogs, so I have one at home, but this one is a little bit cruel. Compared with it, I am like a waste with less than five combat strengths!

The six nostrils like a cave aimed at me all together, sucking and sucking, and holding back the desire / desire of backwards, I insisted on not backwards. It was n’t because I was afraid that I wanted to do this. After all, I ’ve been a **** for so many years. What kind of monsters and monsters have n’t seen me before?

The problem is that it is so stinky! It is conservatively estimated that I am afraid that I have not taken a bath for tens of thousands of years. Coupled with the smell of sulfur and charred, no one can stand it.

“Hera!”

Hermes finally caught up, and saw that I was staring at the three giant dogs with affection.

“Please don’t move, this dog is very aggressive!”

As if to confirm his words, Kelberus growled low, his huge claws slammed on the ground, and suddenly the gravel flew and sparked, almost scorching my skirt.

“You bad dog!”

I yelled angrily at his nose, it seemed angry, and raised the hair on his back with a scream, I was just trying to laugh at how it was like a cat, only to find that it was not hair at all, it was entangled Viper. Ah, yes, I almost forgot, this guy is hairless, all snakes.

“Too heavy a mouth, can’t you keep normal cute animals? No wonder you can’t make a girl.”

I mumbled.

I probably understood that I was talking about the bad words of its owner. Kelberus was angry and screamed, and a huge tail “snapped” in a place not far from me. Looking closely, it was still a dragon In the end, I am completely speechless about the taste of Hades pets.

This is not a dog at all but a monster. There is no place like a dog except for three dog heads. Okay!

“Ahhhhhh—”

It is estimated that its call can wake up the dead people in the whole Hades. Hermes, who is not well, immediately flew far away, and yelled, “That ’s it, we ca n’t get in now. It’s too late to turn around! ”

I’m too lazy to look at him. The facts tell us that no matter what I do this year, I have to rely on myself. Whether it is Han Xiaole or Hera, does it make sense to be scared away by a dog. I watched Fearless Kelberus without fear and took a deep breath.

“Ah Langhehe–ah Langhehe–ah Langhehe–Herehehe–ah Langhehe–Here–”

Unexpectedly, I hadn’t waited to sing the official lyrics. The eyelids on the three heads of Kelberus fell energetically, and finally knelt down on the front legs, fell heavily on the ground, and started The snoring is like an earthquake. Cut, I thought that at least I had to sing “the people’s mountains and rivers” in order to get it done, too weak.

Hermes’ jaw was about to fall, looking at me dumbfounded, and I snorted.

“Why, my singing is difficult to listen to, Kelberus has a high level of appreciation of music, and so far only Orpheus has let it successfully fall asleep.”

Hermes’ chin was finally taken back: “No, that, I just, just …”

“I know, no one has heard me sing before. Please, listen to the muse singing all day for millions of years. Anyone without art cells can also hum a few words.”

Hermes wiped the sweat that oozed out of the forehead somehow, and stuttered, “It’s not that meaning, but, you wouldn’t do such a thing before. Besides, why sing this strange song……”

“What’s weird! I used it in college to win the first prize of the Red May Singing Competition! Do you look down on it?”

“……No.”

Giving him a look of contempt, I stepped on the tail of the big dog with my head struggling, and it was quite good to make Hermes stunned. It’s just that my mood at the moment is not as high as it seems. No one knows that Hera has a good voice, and no one knows that Hera has practiced quietly and hard for a long time, just because her husband praised a goddess’ song as a night warrior. She thought that as long as she did not lose to anyone no matter where she was, her husband’s heart would always be on her.

Alas, I used to be silly and naive.

Solve the watchdog, the remaining problem is how to get in. Standing in front of the huge gate of **** that was about the size of the Himalayas, I looked at Hermes: “How did you get in before?”

He frowned, presumably because I had been ridiculed and ridiculed by me just now. “It used to be serious before it came down, and of course someone opened the door.”

“Oh, that means, what am I doing right now?”

He turned his head away and whispered a few words, I guess most of them were saying “being a **** but doing so many things for the soul of a human man is inherently unjust”. Too lazy to play this war of words with him, Kelberus can only be hypnotized for at most ten minutes. I touched the door and couldn’t find any mechanism that could open the door. When I thought that maybe I was rubbing around here, maybe Dongzi had been reborn, and I finally broke out, pulled up the skirt and kicked it.

“Open the door! If you don’t open the door, be careful I break it!”

When he kicked several feet in a row and was about to make a further effort, the door made a squeaking noise, and slowly opened a slit. A pale guy rubbed his eyes and said impatiently: “What is it called?” , Didn’t you see the doorbell over there! You can’t do it by ringing the doorbell. If you kick the door, you can pay for it-hey! ”

I looked at him with a sneer, and his face was paler and his blood was gone.

“He, He, Hera!”

The man who was one and a half heads taller than me screamed like a little girl and ran away with his legs.

“Brother, run away, Hera actually found Hades! You withdraw first, I will cover!”

A green bar appeared on the forehead. I grabbed his collar and said secretly: “Minos, did you treat your father’s wife like this. Remember I never did anything to Europa, How many years have passed, or will I run as soon as I see it, will I eat people or how? ”

At this time, another man hurried out of the door and saw that I was holding Minos ’collar, and his face was also white, but he still came up to pay a salute and said anxiously,” Sorry, respectable Hera , If my brother has offended you, please forgive him with tolerance. ”

………………

I want to vomit blood.

It ’s not that when they were young, they ran to see them a few times at night and felt that “Oh, Snow Zeus had another pair of illegitimate sons”, but they were angry, but they were destined to stay in Hades for a lifetime Go, just glared at them and left. Did their fear of me continue to this day?

“Please let us go, we really don’t try to go to Olympus, we all hide in the underworld.”

Minos said pitifully that tears were still in his eyes. Well, in fact, he and his brother are completely different from the powerful and majestic look of the world. The brothers are very young, although they don’t want to admit that there are really few ugly children in Zeus. But anyway, you are also a pure man, to whom to make this little white flower look!

Unable to let go of the hand holding him by the collar, I think human beings can really distort the facts.