Hera’s Modern Life - Chapter 2

Tossing the roses into the trash can, I sorted out my clothes and habitually wanted to change to a more expensive one, because Zeus always liked the best, whether it was food, wine, clothes, or men and women. But as soon as my finger moved, I immediately realized that the inertial force was too strong! Now the main memory that occupies my consciousness is still Han Xiaole. Why should a modern woman want to please a scumbag with hue? If I can go to the court to request a divorce, Zeus does n’t know how much alimony I should pay.

It is a pity that there is no divorce in our place. I am still the goddess who dominates marriage. Divorce is equivalent to slapping 10,000 times. Seeing the relationship between Aphrodite and Hephaestus is not as cold and violent as every day, the person with such a good temperament in Hephaestus ca n’t even bear to rush to catch her and Ares, the two are estimated to be tens of thousands of years Not talking anymore, but haven’t they divorced?

With a heavy sigh, I combed my messy hair casually and went downstairs. Zeus was not used to waiting for people, and I never really violated him except for the issue of Primary Three. What about the queen, the queen is still his courtier, everything in this world belongs to him. I really wanted to slam the door in front of him, but the long and terrible memories in my mind made it impossible for me to do this easily.

After all, I have been his wife for so long, and have obeyed him for so long. In the twenty-six years, Han Xiaole’s memories are too difficult to fight against Hera’s memories in ten thousand years. Maybe, I just need a little time.

After going downstairs, there is no need to deliberately find where he is. The waiters and the same accommodation visitors ’sights are the best road signs. Looking down the focus of their eyes, Zeus has occupied the best place in this hotel. With one hand on the window, one hand tapping impatiently on the table, blonde hair fluttering slightly in the sea breeze, I clearly heard a European lady beside me sigh intoxicatedly.

“God, how handsome he is.”

Hello, madam, you can be his grandmother at your age! Even though his true age is your great-great-great-great-grandfather, it ’s okay. Rolling my eyes in my heart, I walked in front of him and pulled myself off the stool to sit down. He turned his head, smiled cordially, full of charm-for him it was just a habitual instinct reaction, this man was about to die without throwing his hormones, and I quickly looked away.

All people (whether men or women) are looking here. He doesn’t care or is completely intoxicated by this attention, complacent and radiant. I saw tea in a forty-year-old gentleman’s cup overflowing and spilled on the white tablecloth, but he didn’t realize it, and still holding the teapot, I couldn’t help rubbing the forehead.

“Please, can’t you be a little low-key and change to a normal image.”

He proudly said, “Why? I am Zeus. I never hide, I change my face.”

Originally, I wanted to calmly point out that in the long time in the past, in order to steal / love him, he had to change his face. He even did animals, turned into a cute bird, and got into a woman’s skirt. It was extremely skilled, but this When the waiter finally remembered his part and started serving, I suffocated the words that would definitely make him angry.

“Sir, your meal is ready.”

The young waitress blushed, her hands grabbed the meal delivery plate and said with a trembling voice, Zeus glanced at her carelessly, her eyebrows raised and the corners of her mouth curled up. Suddenly, I felt the freckles on the poor child’s face needed It’s burning.

“Thank you, by the way, have I said that your eyes are beautiful.”

The child screamed slightly, ran over his face, and almost fell. I stared at him very disapprovingly.

“Mortal people can’t resist your supernatural power, this is cheating.”

“My dear, you still like jealousy. Rest assured, that’s not my type, but a little compliment.” He said lazily, and reached out and touched my face intimately. I heard countless heartbreaks and teeth grinding around.

“A good lie can make them happy all year long. What’s wrong? I’m a loving God.”

With that said, he blinked at me playfully. I sighed tiredly holding my forehead, and it didn’t change at all, he still did. Of course, he certainly didn’t like that child. He had long been appeased by all kinds of beauties, and his aesthetic standards were ridiculously high. But every time he saw me jealous of such a trivial matter, he was always very happy.

“Let’s eat.”

I said flatly that I didn’t want to be led by him to run. Sometimes I doubt it, is he really the **** of thunder? He obviously had the power of Eros, the **** of love, so he could easily make men and women dizzy for him by waving his little finger. If there is no power of God, he is just a fair-haired blond bastard! Thinking of this, I was angry, and poked the food on the plate with a fork, imagining that it was Zeus’ face. It ’s strange, obviously we have the same bloodline. Hestia is still a virgin / goddess. Hades squatted in Hades and almost did n’t go out, and I do n’t have any lover except Zeus. Why did he and Poseidon still With Meter, you can unscrupulously get together and grow one after another like a potato?

“Dear, don’t be angry, you know who my favorite woman is.”

He seemed to be satisfied with my reaction. The desolate gave a favored smile. I grabbed the fork and really wanted to poke a hole in his head. There are two personalities in the body fighting fiercely with each other. As Hera, I love him to be crazy and desperate, but I hate him too. As Han Xiaole, I despise this super stallion, I wish I would never meet again in my life.

“Xiao Le, why didn’t you get up so early? Yesterday, I wasn’t screaming very tired …”

Hearing this familiar voice, I screamed badly, too much happened, and forgot to come with the dead party. If this woman who likes gossip sees me and Zeus sitting together, God knows if the whole world will know this right away!

“Wang Li, that, me, no!”

I stood up in a panic, I tried to explain, but my girlfriend who had been a classmate for more than fifteen years since elementary school was obviously stunned, standing staring at Zeus. However, it is worthy of being the queen of the strong aura of arrogance of all male animals. She immediately recovered and she smiled and wanted to shake hands and say hello.

“Hello this handsome guy, I am Xiaole’s friend, don’t you mind one more person?”

Wang Li speaks English, and Zeus has always spoken Greek to me, but he changed from good at English to English, and it is still the most standard Oxford accent: “Of course, this is my honor.”

He said that he was gentleman and kissed Wang Li’s hand. Wang Li chuckled, and I looked at her in horror. Since we graduated from junior high school, she has never made such a terrible laugh!

“Hey, Xiaole, it’s not bad. I even caught this kind of best. Rest assured, I won’t tell you your husband in the future. Just indulge yourself before getting married.”

After sitting down, she slammed her elbow against my waist with a frowning eyebrow. She smiled very lasciviously / sluttyly, staring at Zeus, and whispered: “He is so handsome, if not for you, I must be early. Just go! I bet you, at least twenty people here are fantasizing to take off his pants for a shot, Xiaole, you must not be ashamed! ”

Sadly covering my face, I do n’t want to see Zeus ’s smiling face. As an omnipotent god, he can understand any language, so Wang Li begs you, do n’t think it ’s safe to speak Chinese before the outside!

“Wedding? Darling, what kind of wedding. Haven’t our weddings been held millions of years ago?”

Sure enough, the unwilling and lonely guy immediately became pure Chinese in the next moment, and the question was straight.

“Nothing!”

“what did you say?”

Wang Li and I said loudly at the same time, but Wang Li’s action was obviously slightly better, and even “Why does this foreigner speak Chinese” was ignored, and the focus was directly grasped.

“Marry? Xiao Le, are you married to this guy?”

“Yes, we have long been married, and with the blessing of all gods, announced the whole world.” Zeus frowned and thought for a while, uncertainly, “it should have been 37.4 million years and one hundred Is it twenty-one days? ”

“It’s 3.74 million years and 119 days.” Correction of clenching teeth, I grabbed Wang Li’s shoulder and showed a stiff smile: “Don’t listen to his nonsense, he is just kidding, in fact, me and He only met for no more than ten minutes. ”

Wang Li stared at me suspiciously: “But he doesn’t look like he’s kidding, I think he seems to be familiar with you. Hello, Xiaole, I don’t object to you and the handsome guy coming to the show before marriage. But Dongzi is so kind to you. Do n’t be stupid. You can never find a better man than him. ”

“I know, so I don’t have it!”

Shouting in frustration, I don’t know how to explain this messy situation. If I were Hera, according to my previous temper, I should not hesitate to erase all the memories left in the world, follow Zeus back to Olympia, and continue to be my god. But living as Han Xiaole for 26 years, I like my life now and I don’t want to change it at all. I even hated Zeus for a while. Since I said I was going to take me out of human suffering, why would you come to me and wait for my soul to return to life? Isn’t it better?

“Honey, don’t you explain?”

Zeus said coldly, knocking on the handle of the chair for a moment, this was his performance when he was impatient. Although my husband looks frivolous and merciless, and has no appearance and no mind, he is the King of God, and his anger is the real thunder. Perhaps the next moment he will ruin this place without mercy, killing everyone, to express the neglected anger.

After taking a deep breath I turned around: “I think we should have a good talk.”

“Xiao Le.”

Wang Li clearly felt something was wrong. Zeus exuded a golden light that belonged to God. Mortals could not see it, but could feel the invisible pressure and fear, but she still kept me in the habit of trying to protect me.

“It’s okay, don’t worry, I will solve it all.”

Pressing her hand on her shoulder, I infused the divine power into the language to make it sound like a kind of exhortation. After a moment of blank expression, Wang Li obeyed silently, sat down quietly and began to eat the food on the table. I said sorry to her in my heart.

“Don’t be here, let’s go out and say.”

Turned and walked out of the door, I don’t want to quarrel with him here. Zeus was obviously not accustomed to my indifferent calmness, cursed a few times, and quickly walked up and grabbed my hand.

“Hera, what do you want to do! I warned you not to try to challenge the majesty of the King.”

“Yeah, my husband, the fire of my soul, the eternal light.”

According to previous habits, I am not without irony.

“Of course, no one wants to challenge your majesty, but the order of the God King cannot be violated. The punishment you have given me is not over yet.”

He narrowed his eyes: “What do you mean.”

“You can’t go back to Olympus before this mortal body’s physical life is over. This is your order, dear husband.”

I sneered to answer.