Hera’s Modern Life - Chapter 4

Hermes seemed very interested in how to pretend to be a good and innocent boy, and after happily planning to pretend to be my cousin’s plan, a gust of wind blew away and flew away with his winged shoes Throughout my protest and anger, he pretended not to see it. That’s right, I am a god, he should obey my orders. But Zeus ’s words are higher, no, perhaps the highest priority execution level. Speaking of the debate, no one can beat Hermes in the mouth, jokingly, he is the eloquent god, and even Prometheus can’t say his ridiculousness, I certainly can’t do it. I have never been good at arguing with people. I prefer to use violence to solve problems. This is the fault of Zeus! He took me bad and remember how kind and gentle I was before I married him.

“Shameless old monsters, thieves, and asylum seekers who like to sneak around the prying dead flies, why not obediently guide the undead to do their jobs, and run out of trouble!”

Scolding him in my heart while walking, this guy has never been against me. It was understood as early as tens of thousands of years ago that Hermes is not as pure and cute as its appearance. How can you expect the morality of a guy who stole the Apollo cow just after birth? Zeus loved him so much that he was not angry even when he stole his scepter.

“He just wanted to make a joke, why should he be so serious.”

Every time he proposed to punish Hermes for not stolen things, Zeus would always help him out, and in the long run, all the gods understood Zeus’ favoritism towards him, and closed his eyes. Huh, do n’t think I do n’t know, Hermes did n’t help him to release the letter, and without him, Zeus ’s secret path would not be so smooth. These embarrassed father and son!

I did n’t think it used to be, but from the standpoint of human beings, are Gods such unreliable self-centered, self-centered and self-willed people who do what they want? Looking back at what I had done before, I couldn’t help shivering, it seemed like this. At that time, I didn’t treat humans like dung, how about trying to treat them? What is that poor girl, Antigone? Was it just boasting in front of me? I was retaliated against. Oh my god, I used to be such a terrible woman. No wonder a group of female warriors from Amazon regarded me as the patron saint.

If you think about it carefully, apart from Hephaestus, even my own children are not very willing to take the initiative to get close to them. They prefer to be with other gentle goddesses. So every time Zeus finds a new lover, I will always be the last to know. The pain of being betrayed by my husband and the anger of being deceived by my children, I think that as a queen, I may be like a grumpy menopausal woman.

The more depressed I feel, the more I swear not to go back to Mount Olympus, it will destroy all of Han Xiaole’s healthy life!

Depressedly, she went back to the hotel where she stayed. Wang Li had finished her breakfast and sat on the balcony drinking juice. I made a little confusion about her memory, so she no longer remembers the **** about marriage and bigamy. Talked, but smirked and raised my glass.

“Yo, come back so soon. Isn’t that handsome blond man really useless?”

“Bah, don’t compare the pure me with your hungry woman, nothing will happen at all, I will just tell him to get out.”

Tiredly throwing himself into the sofa inside the room, I dyed to answer, feeling that my future life will definitely become a nightmare.

“Having come out for half a month, we should almost go back.”

Lie quietly for a while, I said. Wang Li lost the magazine and looked at me in disbelief.

“What’s wrong with you, you have been talking about going to Greece from the beginning of elementary school, and finally you can fulfill your wish. It’s not too bad to have enough fun! Our plan is one month.”

Anxiously wrapping a strand of hair around my hand, I couldn’t tell the truth to my friend. That ’s right, I have always liked Greece since I was a kid, probably because I dreamed of the blue sea and the white stone temple when I dreamed. At that time, I was stupid and naively fantasizing that I might have been a Greek in my life. If at this moment I smiled and told Wang Li, oh, in fact, the friend you have known for more than ten years is a goddess. She has long been married and even has four children. Wang Li will definitely laugh and spray the juice on my head and say that you guy is so stupid in comics.

“Hey, Xiaole, the handsome guy just now … you wouldn’t be stupid about how to deal with him?”

Wang Li tentatively asked, I froze for at least a minute before I realized what it meant, and immediately glared at her angrily.

“Everyone said I didn’t know, how could I do something sorry for Dongzi, we are getting married soon!”

“That’s good, Dongzi is a good man out of print. You mustn’t be fooled by beauty, because you are small.” Wang Li breathed a sigh of relief and put her legs on the coffee table. “You can play with the handsome guy. It ’s better to look for her husband honestly and mildly, just look at your face. Besides, Dongzi is not bad. Do n’t you want to compare him with that kind of gem?

With a few twitching corners of my mouth, I was a goddess who has lived for 10,000 years. Why was it not as good as a human woman in her twenties when she got married? Knowing clearly what stupid virtue Zeus was, he married because he was confused. If time can go back in time, I would rather marry Hades-although he seems to have little interest in me …

“How good Dongzi is, hello, Xiaole, if you don’t want it, remember to leave it to me.” Wang Li said jokingly, she always thinks Dongzi is the best man in the world and often jokes about The horizontal knife wins love. But I firmly believe that she will not do this. Even if she is just a human, even if she can’t fly or thunder and discharge, but I still think she is more honest than too many goddesses.

“Ugh.”

The thought of Hermes did not know what was going to happen, I was two big heads, buried my face deeply in the sofa cushions. Now I am a goddess, omnipotent, whatever I want. But why don’t you feel happy and only have endless troubles?

“Where to visit today, Parthenon?”

Wang Li grabbed a travel guide and turned a few pages casually. I think maybe she regarded the strange behavior of her good friend as a pre-marital phobia.

“No, who is going to see the woman’s temple.”

I bite my lip and said bitterly that Athena and I have always been out of line, and secretly did a lot of things with me tit-for-tat. I thought she was unhappy.

Wang Li looked at me strangely and wanted to say something, but she did n’t have a chance to speak anymore, because the well-closed door was knocked open by someone from outside, and the three young girls rushed in together and saw me lying on the sofa On the same, shouted in unison.

“Hera, why are you still here! Hurry back with us!”

“Oyas, Caris, Elis?”

I recognized at a glance that the three girls who didn’t seem to be more than 18 years old were the three goddesses who used to be with them. Although they all wore human clothes, their faces did not change at all. Especially for Iris, her curly hair is still messy.

“Who are you, find the wrong person!”

Wang Li couldn’t understand Greek and stood up in shock. Before I had time to say anything, Ao Yasi, who was the most anxious, sighed at her. Suddenly, Wang Li fell silently on the floor and fell asleep.

“Oyas!”

Shouting at her, I hurriedly picked up Wang Li and put it on the bed. It was so weird to do these things with my good friend. I didn’t want to modify her memory or use magical power to do anything to her. Oasis was frightened and asked timidly, “Hera?”

“Don’t let me see this kind of thing with the people around me again.”

The anger was not gone, I said straight-faced.

“It was just a human being, and I didn’t do anything to her, just borrowed a wind from the sleeping **** to fall asleep …” Oyas whispered. These three goddesses were all spoiled by me before. Looking at them, I feel a headache.

“You guys don’t stay well on Mount Olympus, what do you run down for?”

“Hera, why aren’t you in a hurry? Zeus made a big fire, calling your name to grind his teeth. Even the most beloved Garnimid was scolded by him. If you don’t go back, maybe he I do n’t love you anymore, I want to take back the crown of God! ”

Callis stomped her feet and said anxiously that she still came up and dragged my arm, but she certainly couldn’t drag it.

“Oh, that’s not very good. Just let him go and make a big noise alone.”

I said nonchalantly.

The three of them stared at me like hell. Although Han Xiaole has lived on earth for twenty-six years, for the immortal god, twenty-six years is just a short moment. In the past, I was so cautious and frightened to please Zeus. No wonder the three of them thought I was crazy.

“Hera, are the rumors true, have you no longer loved Zeus?”

Oyas hesitated to ask.

“I don’t want to answer this question.”

Impatiently rushing the three of them out, I do n’t want my life to be filled with various gods: “Go back, you and me, you do n’t need to worry about your business, what should you do? Why go, do n’t mess with Aphrodite again. Now I ’m not here, no one can help you if something goes wrong. ”

“But I just can’t get used to her and Ares’ eyebrows, obviously he is the wife of Hephaestus.” Iris and Hephaestus grew up with their brothers and sisters, and they didn’t get used to Aphrodite. Dide’s behavior.

“Forget it, it was Zeus who forced her to marry Hephaestus. She was unhappy. She was definitely the most beautiful and elegant goddess. It must be very unpleasant to live with my ugly son.”

“She is the most beautiful goddess! The one born from the castrated blood is terribly proud, huh!”

Speaking of Aphrodite, almost all goddesses will be sour. I was too lazy to talk to these children who have lived for thousands of years but their minds are similar to those of minor children. I just pushed open the door and drove them all out.

“Do n’t come to me again, unless it ’s called. I do n’t want to see any guy on Mount Olympus. Zeus got angry and let him go. Anyway, there will be many empathetic gentle goddesses to comfort him. Psychic. ”

After I finished, I wanted to close the door, but Iris slammed the door.

“But Hephaestus seems to have quietly ran down to find you, Hera, he has been worried about you since you were exiled. I guess it’s almost coming, hahaha, no one is tinkering with weapons and armor, see What about the guys who usually look down on him! ”

“Oh, no!”

I covered my face in despair, not because I didn’t like Hephaestus. I always had a special love and guilt for him. However, the problem is that the guy is an oedipus!