Hera’s Modern Life - Chapter 5

“I think something is wrong.”

At dinner, Wang Li said suddenly, I humbly put down the fork in my hand, and tried to confuse him with haha.

“Why, eating too much and feeling fat? It’s okay, let’s go to lose weight together after returning home.”

It’s a pity that Wang Li is not the kind of object that can be fooled in the past, and my memory confusion does not seem to be as easy to use as I imagined. As the saying goes, there is a specialization in the arts, and I am not the kind of monster that specializes in people like Hermes, and repairing marriage is my specialty. Why can’t you just get everything and forget everything like Harry Potter. As a guardian goddess of marriage whose marriage is about to break, I feel very stressed.

“There seems to be something that I can’t remember … Weird, obviously I’m chatting with you, why suddenly fell asleep now?”

Wang Li was puzzled by her chin, and I mumbled to eat without answering. It’s all blamed that Ao Yasi’s sleep wind is too powerful, even if I can’t wake her up from the dream in advance, so Wang Li feels very strange when he sleeps from morning to night!

“Xiao Le.” Wang Li called me mysteriously, “You said, have we encountered something unclean, hit the ghost?”

Almost squirting the soup out of my mouth, I was embarrassed to pull a napkin and wipe the corners of my mouth: “Where is there such a thing, we are in Greece, not in such a high-spirited area of ​​Japan. Okay, Wang Li, midnight The fierce bells look too much. ”

“But it’s really weird.” Wang Li puckered her mouth awkwardly, and carelessly stroked the floor-to-ceiling window on the edge of the table with a finger, “just like now, I think it seems that someone has been watching in secret we.”

The restaurant we are in is very famous in the local area, especially its floor-to-ceiling windows slipping close to the sea. If you want to eat there, you have to reserve two days in advance. In order to comfort Wang Li, I used a little magical power to successfully grab the position. Originally, I didn’t want to use the power belonging to Hera at all, but once this kind of magical power recovered, it was difficult to hold back because it was really convenient. I took a sip of wine from the glass, and I wanted to persuade Wang Li not to think about it, but what should we do, but the next moment, I saw the outside of the window, and suddenly did not hold back, and really sprayed the wine out.

Because I saw a face that could scare any child under the age of five, and clung to the glass in a funny way, with two big dark eyes staring inside without blinking. Even if I knew that ordinary humans could not see it, my heart jumped uncontrollably.

“Wang Li, sorry, suddenly uncomfortable, I think I’d better go out and get some fresh air.”

I heard my voice changed in tone, very dry and weird. Then, without waiting for her answer, she pushed up the chair, stood up, and ran out, until she ran out of the restaurant and found that she was still holding the napkin in her hand.

The big man lying on the glass was shocked when I ran out. For a time, I could forget the news immediately. I dragged one leg and limped and wanted to run. I was yelled and shouted.

“Try another step!”

So he was really stiff and did not dare to move in place, trying to ignore the pedestrians who regarded me as a neuropathy. I stepped forward with a black face and said as quietly as possible: “Follow me, if you dare to try to escape you It’s dead! ”

Fucked up, I dare not think whether Wang Li sitting in the restaurant will treat me like a lunatic. Which normal person would yell at the air on the street? Did n’t you want to come in for a direct invisibility, but when the street suddenly disappeared, all those passing by were blind!

Quickly walk to a corner of a secluded street and make sure that no one is nearby. I immediately opened up the space that would not be discovered and restored the original goddess form. C_No way, Hephaestus is too high, at least There are more than two meters, standing in front of him with the tragic height of Han Xiaole can only look up. Why should I look up at my son?

“Sorry, Hera.”

Vulcan, with a terrible messy hair like a hedgehog and a bell tower’s weird face, lowered his head and said docilely.

“Don’t apologize, I didn’t want to blame you.”

Furiously scratching his head, he suddenly saw him appear. Although the three chattering goddesses had greeted him, he couldn’t help but feel at a loss. Yes, he is my son, and I can remember the process of pregnancy and childbirth. He was my first child, and it took a full ten years just to get pregnant. In the end, I was born because Zeus and I had quarreled about the old problem of stealing / passion. Three days and nights, I almost didn’t kill my life.

As a result, the child born did not look like me or Zeus. If it was because he was accompanied by a blazing flame as soon as he was born, as predicted by the goddess of wisdom, Zeus thought it was evidence of my climbing the wall. But because of the ugly appearance of Hephaestus, Zeus never liked him or even hugged him once. At that time, I was married to Zeus not long ago. I didn’t treat those countless illegitimate children and goddesses as calmly as I did later. I spent all day hiding in my palace and washing my face with tears. It wasn’t until Hephaestus fell from Olympus and broke a leg that I suddenly remembered the fact that I still had a son.

It’s a pity that it’s too late to make up for it. Even God can’t do it. Hephaestus can only walk with a lame leg. Every time I saw him, I was very uncomfortable and felt like the most unqualified mother in the world.

“Don’t apologize, I’m glad to see you. You know, even if you don’t like other gods, you will never be on that list.”

With a hard smile, I reached out and touched his metal-like hair. God knows that the last time he did this was on Mount Olympus. He had just tied his betrayed wife and brothers together with a gold net, making them a big ugly man. Originally, I wanted to rebuke him for not doing that. Family ugliness should not be exaggerated. But when he was always docile and quiet, he was angry and yelled at me that the marriage should not have been promoted. The guilt in his heart suddenly overwhelmed everything. So I touched his hair and said a lot of gentle words.

Then … Then I was thrown upside down by Zeus and thrown into the world. Suddenly wanted to curse swear words, no, no, you must maintain a dignified and dignified image in front of your son-the image is full. Olympus has seen the wonderful scenes of the gods and goddesses spraying.

“Hera?”

Hephaestus asked hesitantly, perhaps because I kept silent while touching his head. Under the light, his face simply surpassed the existence of terror. If I were n’t a **** but a 100% purebred human, Han Xiaole would definitely be scared to foam. However, he has been used to it for tens of thousands of years, and his eyes are big and dark, and he is not in harmony with that terrible face. Every time he was so watched by me, I always think of the little deer I saw in the woods when I was a girl.

“It’s okay, nice to meet you.”

On tiptoe, I touched his face. I wanted to ask him why he wanted to run down, and finally swallowed this question. In any case, knowing that there is another person in the world who cares about you silently and thinking about you is a very healing thing.

The height can surpass Yao Ming’s muscle-beating Schwarzenegger. The shy man lowered his head shyly and put one of my hands in his palm, which was so big. His palms are very rough and covered with calluses, which is the result of holding the hammer for a long time.

“Hera, I’m here to pick you up. Olympus can’t live without you.”

With a bitter smile, I murmured: “Olympus can be without me, maybe everyone will be more happy without Hera.”

He still wanted to say something, but I took his arm and dragged it out, deliberately using a lighter tone: “Don’t say this, you rarely come to the world, it is a rare one, we can go shopping together Yes. It seems that we have never been shopping together. ”

Probably my proposal is too horrible, you have to know that Olympus has no supermarkets and pedestrian streets, and Hera is definitely not an object that can hold hands with you while eating snacks and squatting. I remember that I rarely went out before, and the only time I needed to use the carriage that Zeus gave was to catch a traitor. At that time, I was wearing armor and holding a long sword. The thunder and thunder roared all over my body. All the gods could hide as far as they could, lest they accidentally touched their anger and hurt themselves.

“This is not so good.”

He flinched, trying to hide his face in the shadows on the side of the street, but I was dragged out hard by me: “Like those mothers and sons on earth, don’t you want to be with me?”

He stopped talking. In order not to let the human crowd, I waved his height to make him shorter, and then modified his face, so that although it still looks bad, at least it is not scary.

“Go.”

Changed back to Han Xiaole’s appearance. I dragged his arm and walked out. I still remember to call Wang Li and said I met an acquaintance who wanted to talk to him. As for how Wang Li will go crazy after going back … well, I will say it later.

So I took my son to hang out on the street happily, even though he looked more like my uncle. I took the initiative to buy him a local snack burrito, he hesitated to take it, biting slowly. I think it may be temporarily unable to adapt to this amazing change, because Hera will not treat him like this.

I am Hera, but I am also Han Xiaole. Despite all the memory and power of Hera, I do n’t think I can do anything to turn human hair into a viper or bring a plague to a kingdom. The personality that dominates this body is still Han Xiaole has the absolute upper hand. If Hera’s words, he had already furiously killed back to Olympus to find Zeus.

“Are you, um, who’s the relationship still bad?”

For a “son” who is so big, I feel a little embarrassed. I just found a topic, because the failed mother Hera does not know what he likes and hobbies.

He whispered, “That’s it. I don’t care about her, and she doesn’t like to come back to see me. That’s fine.”

“Is she still with Ares?”

A bit of a headache. If it is any other god, I have a way to make the adulterer disappear to nowhere. But the object of my daughter-in-law’s derailment is my other son, or the **** of war who has never rebelled against anything I have said forever. I can never kill Ares.

Hephaestus smiled bitterly: “No, she seems to have found Adonis’ reincarnation in the world and is now busy making the magazine cover.”

This woman who likes posting! When I heard that, I couldn’t help but be furious. Isn’t it shameful enough for the mythological era to run after a human who ignored her? Hum, maybe I should send a cyclops or some other monster to teach her?

“No, Hera, don’t do this.”

Hephaestus took my hand and said very earnestly.

“Don’t let her lose her mind for this, this is an unsuitable marriage, so I hardly interfere with her pursuit of the happiness she wants, all this can’t make me feel unfortunate. But if you-my mother, The most noble goddess of Olympus, doing stupid things for her anger, angered Zeus, that is my greatest misfortune. ”

After a few seconds of silence, I patted his hand and sighed: “Yes, you are right, thank you, Hephaestus.”

It would be nice if anyone could see the beautiful soul under that ugly face, why are good people always unlucky, and those shameless guys will always be proud?

This world is too unfair.

Holding my son’s hand, I thought angrily.

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Well, explain the direction of this article.

Revenge is affirmed that Zeus has cruelly abused him, to fight against Xiaosan … As long as Xiaosan does not take the initiative to provoke the door, Hera will not ignore them.

But I would n’t write that Hera went to fool many men for revenge. In this way, she was tit-for-tat. Her character is not that type. If you want to take revenge, you will get revenge as early as the age of mythology. Because my husband is unfaithful, he is also arrogant to practice his own body. Personally, I do not agree with this method. It should not be promiscuous under any circumstances, this is my personal principle.

Isn’t the best revenge to ignore him completely, forget him, and start a new life with a happy life?

Besides, Zeus is the **** king after all, and Hera is afraid to really anger him. That guy is not a kind person.

What, should I write that Hera led the gods to revolt and eventually overthrow Zeus to become a new generation queen?

Black line, it’s not a small word but a fantasy. Hera is not a **** of war!