Hera’s Modern Life - Chapter 7

What is the most painful thing in the world?

It ’s not that I ’m about to get married before I find out that I have a stallion husband, nor that I have n’t done anything with my fiancé and suddenly have four children. Nor is it sad to remember that I was a grumpy, irritable, and hard-working woman.

The most painful thing in the world is to see a credit card in the bag that you can swipe without worrying about repayment, but you dare not take it out because you ca n’t explain why you suddenly become rich, especially everyone knows You usually don’t buy lottery tickets at all, and you want to use the cheesy excuse of “Ahahaha I won five million” to get past it.

I hate the crime of huge amounts of property from unknown sources, really.

Hopefully even ignoring the questioning eyes of her friend, she dragged her to the store and tried to make a widening, but she was hit by the phrase “Ah, where did you get so much money to buy these things”? choke.

Yes, yeah, Han Xiaole is a small citizen with a salary. Even traveling to Greece squeezed out two years of savings and squeezed the fiance ’s year-end bonus. She ca n’t spend a lot of money to buy a series of electronic products with a famous brand. . Of course, I can modify my friend’s memory to make her think I am rich, but I don’t want to.

It’s too low-level to move your feet against other people’s brains. Don’t do it to others. Twenty-six years after I was washed away by Zeus, I could understand the anger.

How to do it? Forget it, go home early, I think Mom and Dad.

Wang Li has been whispering about my anomalies in the last few days of our trip. Fortunately, no other gods came to me to persuade me or persuade me. That night, she ran away at twelve o’clock before going back to the hotel and terrified her. There were countless calls in the middle, but I didn’t pay attention. Donglaxi found a lot of reasons to finally let her not continue to question, but I’m sure she will tell Dongzi the first time after returning home. From the day I met Dongzi, Wang Li warned me to grasp this man well, because I can no longer find a more suitable object than him.

Sitting on the plane, my mood is really complicated. I think a lot. Among them, Ares is the one who thinks the most. Hearing Hephaestus’ tone, he seems to stay by my side and observe silently. I can’t think of who might be him. Although everyone in the era of mythology likes to play around, but there are always a few fixed images, this is to prevent accidents, such as being turned into an animal by a guy without long eyes … Although our Life is almost endless, and it will die if it is really hurt. Even if it is the last time to go to the Underworld, it will be released. No one likes to see Hades’s lifeless face.

So, as long as Ares deliberately turns into something I haven’t seen, and carefully hides his identity, I really can’t see it. The only person who can easily see through all the disguise is Zeus and Athena, because one of them is the king and the other is in charge of wisdom. Hades, the master of the dead world, also has this function, but I ca n’t ask them.

This question has been bothering me. I even thought about him becoming my fiance? No, no, it’s impossible, even if he was temporarily cheated with a stranger’s appearance, as long as I touched it, I could recognize him immediately. His temper and language pattern were too obvious to pretend.

After a long flight, we finally got off the plane. I felt that my bones were about to fall apart. Only then would I miss the golden carriage on Mount Olympus, which is much better than the plane.

“Look, where is your dear.”

Walking out of the security gate, Wang Li smiled and said, I also saw Dong Zi standing beside a pillar, and he was approaching while waving at us with excitement. However, instead of happily rushing as before, I stood far away cautiously and looked at him up and down.

Dong Zi looked very surprised: “Xiao Le, what are you doing? Didn’t you see me for half a month and found me handsome again?”

Impossible, he cannot be Ares, even if amnesia or his brain is broken, Ares will not say this, he will only growl and yell, “Take your eyes away if you look again”.

No longer hesitating, I dropped my luggage on the ground and wanted to jump on him: “Dongzi!”

Here needs to introduce Dongzi and his people. Of course, Dongzi is not his name, He Jingdong is his full name. Height 178, weight 74KG, is my college classmate and current boyfriend and fiance. To say how he is, I just need one sentence.

Zeus does, he does not, Zeus does not, he has.

In short, he is a gentle man who is gentle, modest and cautious, likes to be quiet and clean, and he loves me very, very much. As Han Xiaole, of course, he also loved him to death. As Hera, cough, I have to admit that he is indeed a good choice to be a husband, ten thousand times stronger than Zeus-it is difficult to find a man who is more scumbag than Zeus in this world. Okay.

When I saw Dong Zi’s face, I found that I missed him so much. Han Xiaole’s first love and true heart were handed over to him together. Hera is not Hera now, Hera is just Han Xiaole. Thinking of Zeus’s smug look, I held Dongzi tightly and didn’t want to leave him at all.

“Ouch, you should pay attention to it in public.”

Wang Li has long been accustomed to our sticky habit, picking up the bag thrown on the ground by myself, and intends to take a step first. Dongzi looked at me affectionately. He was a super serious man. He couldn’t do it with a French kiss, but he could still touch his face and touch his head. He didn’t notice a cheek kiss. However, a very ignorant guy was unkindly inserted between us at this time, and broke us apart.

“Cousin, patronizing your fiancé, it’s not good to cool your cousin aside.”

The black-haired teenager in white blouse, black trousers and earphones said with a smile, and took my hand very affectionately. Staring at him, I felt like I was going to burn.

Hermes, how did you forget him, bastard!

It seemed that Dongzi remembered someone else. He coughed awkwardly, pushed his glasses, and apologized to Hermes: “Sorry, Anthony.”

“It’s okay. I had to come to the airport with you.” The **** who claimed to be Anthony smiled, a good boy. I gritted my teeth at him.

“Xiao Le, why haven’t you heard that you still have a cousin who is a mixed race. He said he came here to be an exchange student, and your mother kept him warm. She went to your house the other day. When I was shocked, “Dong Zi asked me in a low voice.

What did you do to my family-glared, I asked with my eyes.

Please forgive me, I just ordered to act-he smiled and shrugged.

“Whether you can walk or not, I will drive away by myself!”

Wang Li shouted impatiently in front.

On the way home, Wang Li expressed great interest in the suddenly emerged cousin, because the prettier old monster Hermes is really a beautiful young boy who only looks at the appearance. And this guy is the most capable of acting, deliberately flattering all kinds of flattery between words. I looked coldly at Wang Li’s eyebrows and smiled, but I didn’t lament that I had been born a few years earlier, and I couldn’t get to him.

Hermes can modify the memory of others without any care, abuses divine power, and treats humans as monkeys and thinks it’s fun. Maybe Hera used to be, but now Han Xiaole can’t. Reluctant to use the power of God casually, and seeing that Hermes did nothing but confuse the surrounding humans with him, I just closed my eyes. Anyway, he is also one of the best gods on Olympus, and I do n’t want to tear his face openly with him. Doing so will only do me no good.

Send Wang Li home first, and after a round, the three of us (or two of them together?) Also returned home. Mom and dad had already prepared a freshman table and waited. It was like I was not going out to play It is the same as returning from the hardships and dangers of maintaining world peace. Watching Hermes mouth tease her mother like she was smearing honey, she was so happy. Except for beating the shampoo bottle hard in the bathroom, what else could I do.

However, Hermes deserved to be Hermes. He was obviously ordered to monitor and wait for the opportunity to destroy my relationship with Dongzi, but he behaved very well, silently eating, he should not say a word, he did not have any unusual behavior and Language looks like an ordinary 16-year-old foreign student. I also learned to be good. Obviously my family and friends were deceived by him and recognized his so-called cousin’s identity. The enemy will not move, I will not move. Trying to irritate me loses my senses as before, hum, less dreaming.

“Xiao Le, eat a little more and watch you go abroad, and you will lose weight when you come back.”

My mother still loved me the most, and kept trying to serve me vegetables on the table, far more than the number of serving vegetables to Hermes.

“It’s okay. It’s better to be thinner. It looks good when you wear a wedding dress.” Dad said happily. It seems that I haven’t forgotten what I lost weight before.

Looking up and seeing Dongzi looking at me, it seems to be saying that I look best no matter what I look like. I smiled happily, trying to cover up by drinking soup, but turning my head, I saw Hermes’s dark and bright eyes I was staring with a look of interest, and suddenly no good mood was left.

With this guy and the evil forces standing behind him, can I really marry Dongzi and have a baby? After a chill, Zeus let out such cruel words. He certainly would not allow me to have other men, even if cheating on Mount Olympus is as common as eating and drinking.

I still remember a long time ago, I said a few words to a priest, and thought he laughed a little more humorously, and he was so angry that he rebuked me for losing his system, and finally turned the poor man into a stone. Humans say that Hera is so jealous, why haven’t you seen how terrible Zeus is jealous?

No, he was not jealous, he just thought his wife would lose face when climbing the wall.

My mood fell at once, and after a hard meal, I finished my meal, excuse me and said I was tired, and wanted to go back to the room to sleep for a while. I quickly walked back to the bedroom and locked the door, turning around, suddenly speechless. Hermes was leaning leaning against the window, still playing with his double snake stick.

As a thief’s asylum, there probably would be no room or lock that he couldn’t enter under the sky. I stared at him, but he was not angry, and his white teeth smiled slightly.

“Dear Hera, I have no intention of angering you. But I hope you can understand that even if the world is very different from before, Zeus is still Zeus, and his command is absolute. You should know his temper best.”

I sneered: “Why, am I afraid of him?”

Of course, of course, the wrath of the great Zeus never came to you. “Hermes smiled hypocritically,” but you can’t guarantee that he will not punish and curse others. ”

He lowered his voice and looked like he was smiling, but his eyes were cold and full of ridicule.

“If you knew that your wife really fell in love with a humble man, what would you think he would do?”