Heroine Saves A Gentleman - Chapter 22

It was said that Cheng Shiqi drank the monkey liquor that had been sweated and was taken into the mountain temple.

A few moments later, you woke up, feeling that you and your fellow guards were tied back to back on the pillars in the middle of the hall.

A big, black monk was sitting on a bench in front of him, and hoofedly sharpened a sharp wrist-wrenching knife.

The monk gave birth to two bronze bell cheetah eyes, a pair of brooms with brows facing the sky, and their faces were full of horizontal flesh with gold needles hanging deep in their brows. Seeing Cheng Shizhao waking up, hey laughed, stood up, and said in the mouth, “Young people, get the equipment.”

Then there were two little puppets, also dressed as monks. They brought two copper pots, each of which contained half a pot of clear water, and two bundles of twine and two drapes.

The fat monk drank the sharpened sharp knife in the basin, wiped it with a cloth, and came forward.

I thought that when I was young, I raised and respected me from a young age, and Jin Zunyugui grew so big.

Even Kyoto left for the first time. Where have you seen such a battle?

It frightened two wars.

The mouth just couldn’t help asking for mercy: “The Lord Buddha showed compassion and saved the villain’s life, and the villain’s family had quite a lot of money. He could be sent home to take it to the Lord Buddha. Rebuild the temple for the Lord Buddha and make the Buddha again Shape your body! “

The fat monk laughed, stepped forward, and blocked Cheng Shiqi’s nose and mouth with that stain.

He tore open his clothes, revealing his white and tender chest.

Take two strands of hemp rope to hold the skin, and lift up that sharp knife.

“Yu Xiu wants Luo Luo, like a fat sheep like you, there are not a thousand or eighty in the hands of the Sajia. There is nothing to do but to want to delay time and live.”

Cheng Shiqi was so frightened that he couldn’t speak, but just screamed in his mouth.

The monk cat played with a mouse, and teased with a knife tip on his chest, saying in the mouth: “So that you can die, understand that the Sajia family is not a prince, the name of the family is Huang Mingtiangu, who is called Zhenshan is too old. , Shaved himself to become a monk, but three thousand troubles, took up this mountain temple, and do this kind of compassion. You have drank a bowl of monkey wine in my temple, and now you have to return a heart to dinner for grandpas, the right to use it as wine money. But you don’t have to be afraid. This knife is fast, and today is next year! “

I was about to use my sword to get out of my heart, but I heard a noise outside the door, and several rushed into the door.

Mouth in the mouth: “Master, master, I got a few fat sheep, and they are pressing up the mountain.”

Huang Tiangu scolded: “You few rubbing birds, today’s stalls have not been cleaned up, why do you tie up the fat sheep? Grandpa, I told you several times, only one business a day, but not too greedy. “

The smirks laughed: “It is the greed of the little ones that is really my Buddha’s mercy. I want to send the good things of this day to the master. Shicai passed by two young ladies who looked like gods, and took four or five companions. It is self-evident and sincere, and worships at the temple, and insists on going up the mountain to worship the Buddha. The little ones want to stop and can’t stop it. They can only use wine and linen to overturn her servants, and now the two women are suppressed together. . “

Huang Tiangu said, “But is there such a good thing? I waited here to have fun, there is nothing missing, it is the lack of a few villagers. Today is the Bodhisattva mercilessly waiting for me, showing mercy. Look at these What a lady looks like. “

Everyone in the hall laughed and said, “It’s a great day for grandpa to deserve it!”

As I was talking, I saw that the little sisters carried a few stunned strong men into the hall, followed by two little ladies twisted and cramped by two girls.

I saw the two women, with skin like grease, eyes like autumn.

Straight down the nine heavens fairy earth, and suspected that the moon palace Chang’e came to dream.

Duande is the appearance of a sinking fish and wild geese, with a closed moon and shameful appearance.

How everyone saw such awesomeness, Gu looked stunned.

The two women were very scared, embarrassed, blushing and afraid to look up. There are two fat, one thin, two maids on the edge, helping to enter the hall.

The fat girl was trembling a little. The thin one, apricot eyes and peach cheeks, is quite a bit smart and bold, and stands in front of it: “My lady is devotion to the Buddha, why do all the masters make me wait here? If you want money, you can take everything in your bag. . Just ask the masters to show mercy and let us go down the mountain, I will burn incense and pray every day, and I will remember the compassion of the master. “

The assailants laughed, “There is no shortage of gold and silver, so there is no shortage of a lady to be a Mrs. Village.”

Huang Tian saw two women who looked like heaven and earth, and were overjoyed, their hearts tickled.

Tugging the monk’s robe, pretending to be Sven, and sang a fat man: “The two little ladies were born with such beautiful looks and moonlight, and the family loved it. The family here has a great career, and it has a lot of gold and silver for the ladies to spend. A large bowl of wine and meat for the ladies to eat and drink. If the two ladies are willing to complete, imitate the Empress Na’e, the three of us will be happy couples forever. The other two young ladies can also choose Ruyi Langjun among my brothers , Allies. “

The girl-in-law expressed a startled expression, shyly, “The master is a monk, how can he be a husband and wife?”

Huang Tiangu said, “Seeing the beauty of the lady, the sacred monk couldn’t hold back and had to return to the vulgar. The Buddha couldn’t escape it, and he turned to hold on to Bhikkhuni. The monk came into the house.”

The girl-in-law concealed her face, “What if I don’t insist on it?”

Huang Tiangu blackened his face and said, “It’s no wonder that the Sajia didn’t understand the mercy and love the jade, only stripped Er et al. And took out his heart to drink.”

That girl-in-law stood on the ground, crying, and said straight in her mouth, “It ’s bitter, bitter, and poor. See you in the hands of the wicked. Ladies, helplessly, I can only come from this mountain king, my life is important. “

Two “Miss”: “…”

Zhou Xiaoxiao played on the upper body, performing vigorously.

Suddenly, “Ah!”

Everyone looked back. It turned out that Cheng Shiqi was tied to the column at first, and he was undoubtedly dead, and the three souls and seven souls were halted halfway. In front of Venus, the drums sounded loudly.

Shicai woke up slowly, and faintly heard a woman crying and talking.

The sound seemed familiar, so I opened my eyes and glimpsed that the crying woman was actually Zhou Xiaoxiao and her chubby girl.

There were two other glamorous ladies behind Zhou Xiaoxiao, who looked very familiar at first glance, but they were not named.

Cheng Shiqi carefully identified, and suddenly found that the two women were Cheng Shizhao and Yu Xingzhi posing, and could not help but “ah!”

Fortunately, he was not stupid enough, and changed “Ah, Brother Huang, help!” In time to “Ah! King Huang, King Rao!”

Huang Tiangu remembered this person when he was on the journey, and he thought to himself: These women wept and cried, and they would not easily submit. I first dug this fat sheep in public and frightened them. Tell them not to dare to refuse me.

Who knew that he was about to turn around, Zhou Xiaoxiao rushed to his feet, grabbed his hem, and wailed and said, “Miss said, as long as the king promised three things, he would be the king! Huh!”

Cheng Shizhao and Yu Xingzhi: “…”

Juanzi: “Woohoo …”

Huang Tiangu had a joy in her heart and hurriedly said, “Don’t say three things. As long as the women promise to be married to the Sajia family, it will make 300 things.”

Zhou Xiaoxiao said: “My lady, Gu is the daughter of a good family. If the king sincerely proposes to marry, he must set down the banquet seriously and worship the heavens and earth before he can join the king.”

Reaching out and pulling Yu Xingzhi, “Miss, do you mean it?”

Yu Xingzhi cleverly smiled, raised his sleeves to cover his face, and tilted his head.

Huang Tiangu could see that his body was half-stretched, and he promised: “So, so that the family would call the young people to host a banquet, and they would be able to salute in a moment.”

Zhou Xiaoxiao also said: “Secondly, once they have formed a family with their sons and daughters, they are a family. The servants of these families, the king must not hurt his life. After Li Licheng, they must let them go down the mountain and let them go home by themselves. That’s it. “

Pulling Cheng Shi Zhao again: “Miss Table, you talk too.”

Cheng Shizhao flushed, and gave Huang Tiangu a stern glance, leaving the beginning.

Huang Tiangu thought that the little ladies had no knowledge, and that the Sajia family had right now and promised you what they could do, but it was to leave these people to die overnight.

After the candlesticks in the cave room tonight, I secretly took them down and killed them, only to coax them back to their homes. You can’t help it.

These two ladies, one gentle and demure, and one beautiful and charming, should let me enjoy the best of all.

Suddenly itchy, I can’t wait to be immediately dragged into the cavern in the house.

There was no promise in his mouth. Anxiously asked, “What about the third thing?”

Zhou Xiaoxiao laughed: “The third thing is simple. My lady is a devout and sincere woman. She has a bodhisattva and a good destiny. She has to thank the gods for three days as a vegetarian. If she eats fast for three days, she must not kill. Marriage is also a matter of courtesy. In the past three days, it is impossible to kill a chicken. It is impossible to kill a chicken. For these three things, if our aunt is all attached, we will die and stay here. “

Huang Tiangu grabbed his ears and scratched his cheeks, and he was overjoyed: “Dui Yi, Du Yi. This person will not kill, nor will the chicken. Only the ladies will do that happy concubine, Heshun couple.”

Cheng Shiqi listened to Huang Tiangu’s promise that no one would kill, and no chicken would kill.

Taking a chance, he killed the chicken and stroked his neck with a general wink. Cheng Shizhao gave him a stern glance, signalling him to rest.

Only a few moments later, these magpies rectified a few tables of banquets, and randomly arranged some red candlesticks.

Set up a solemn Buddhist temple as a hall for happy nights.

Another person found two red cloths, covering Yu Xingzhi and Cheng Shizhao’s heads.

Holding the two to the wine table, they started the banquet in a mess.

All the monks here took off their robes and changed their clothes. There were wild flowers and grass behind their ears, and they were laughing and joking.

A few more took out some Suona drums and beat them around.

Poor this majestic ancient temple turned into that cannibal cave.

Guangsha Baodian, I saw the demon flurry dance.

Eyes are ridiculous, who cares how many injustices wander behind.

The Huang Tiangu changed her new robes, added a embroidered waistband, and covered her with a green square scarf on her bald head, and she wore a big red silk flower.

Xiaotang, who was full in the hall, congratulated, and toasted in turns, Huang Tiangu laughed, and the visitors did not refuse.

Push the cup for a change for a while, and staggered.

The hall is full of drunks, and the table is full of crazy people.

Huang Tiangu drank Tao Taoran, drunk.

Standing up, eyes drooling, clothes wide open.

Shaking his fat, showing his fluffy chest hair, and extending a large fan-like hand, he pulled Cheng Shi and touched it.

The mouth only said: “Walk around, the lady quickly marries with the Sajia Baitang, and the candlesticks go to the cave.”