He’s Pregnant with the Major General’s Fish Cub - Chapter 25
Yue Ge had a question mark on his face, seriously suspecting that he might have been hallucinating.
Chasing wife crematorium? Wake up, brother, you and I are both single dogs, where did you get your wife?
Wait, what Yue Zhan said… wouldn’t it be the little prince?
“What did you do to the little prince?” Yue Ge asked in shock.
Over the stack: “…”
“It’s nothing.” His voice suddenly became light, and he coughed lightly: “Don’t think about it, I just… suddenly felt that your guess yesterday may have some truth.”
When he said this, he was actually guilty.
How could it be nothing? He has already treated the little prince like that…
Yue Zhan rarely showed a hint of embarrassment, and when he raised his hand to touch the scratch on the side of his face, he couldn’t help but “his”.
After the little prince turned into a mermaid, the claws were really beneficial.
Yue Zhan couldn’t help but be glad that Yue Ge was not making a video call.
Yue Ge heard the voice and asked subconsciously, “What’s wrong?”
“It’s okay, I kicked my foot.” Yue Zhan didn’t want to reveal, and pretended to be nothing.
Yue Ge didn’t think about it, and then he said: “Which guess are you referring to, foresight or rebirth? You don’t take it seriously, do you? Haha, although the little prince’s situation is very strange, rebirth or something is too bizarre, I was just talking casually yesterday…”
Yue Zhan: “Oh, I just thought about it casually.”
Yue Ge: “…” Then what do you mean by Chasing Wife Crematorium? tease me?
Of course, it was impossible for Yue Zhan to disclose the situation of the little prince. He had previously suspected that the little prince had paranoia, so he consulted the professional Yue Ge. Now that it is certain that what the little prince fantasizes about is true, he can no longer reveal it.
However, Yue Ge followed his words and joked, “However, if the little prince is really reborn, then please help me inquire about one thing, just ask how my wife is doing recently, is she eating well and sleeping soundly? Not fragrant 1…”
Yue Zhan: “?” Don’t you have a wife?
Yue Ge: “…Where is my home, how many people are there, what’s their name, when will we meet 2…”
Yue Zhan: “… Give up, you don’t have a wife.” Mad is mentally retarded.
He hung up the phone with a blank face, and swore that he would write his name upside down when he asked Yue Ge any questions in the future.
Guessing that he was going to hang up, Yue Ge hurriedly stopped and said seriously: “But seriously, don’t think about those who have or not. The crematorium also depends on the situation, as you said before…that’ If you’re imprisoning, forcing, and torturing the little prince, if you can really pursue the wife’s crematorium, to be honest, I think the one who’s being chased should see a psychiatrist. This is Stockholm, and he needs to be treated.”
In the bathroom, the little prince, who woke up at some point, vaguely heard a few of these words, and the whole fish was suddenly bad.
Before he woke up from the two terrible facts of “I was found with a fish tail, and I actually had **** with Yueji”, he learned another more terrible thing.
Yue Zhan actually knew about those imprisoned plays? Still want to chase the wife crematorium?
What’s happening here? Could it be that Yue Zhan was also smashed by a book?
Ino was shocked. He thought that he was the only one who was the awakened native and the son of the chosen plane. He never expected that Yue Zhan would also…
No, no, if Yue Zhan was like him and just read the plot in the book, he would definitely hate the behavior of “he” seduces and exploits first, and then hides everything.
And the other party will definitely be the same as him, just want to avoid the events in the book, and never think about chasing his wife crematorium.
However, the “cross stack” in the book will!
Yinuo suddenly remembered that the “Yue Zhan” in the book is to love “he” first, then hate “him”, and when “he” is imprisoned, it becomes a love-hate relationship, and when he is imprisoned for a period of time, see “he” “I was dead, I started to regret it again, and I wanted to start over…
Isn’t this the chasing wife crematorium? Could it be that Yue Zhan was reborn?
Click!
As if there was a flash of lightning in his mind, Ino was stunned.
No wonder, no wonder, in reality, Yue Zhan is not only good to him, but also actively helps him send Hu Yichen away, helps rescue Xie Qingran, but does not let him have too much contact with Xie Qingran, does not listen to him explaining Zhang Yu’s identity, just ask him not to. Contact the chapter domain…
It turned out that Yue Zhan knew everything long ago, and has been cooperating with him in his performances? Oops, it must be that Yue Zhan was reborn shortly after he came to the base.
Not only that, Yue Zhan must also know that he also knows about the plot, and maybe he is also suspecting that he is reborn.
Unexpectedly, he thought he was standing on the second floor with the script in his hand, while Yueji was on the first floor. As everyone knows, Yue Zhan is already standing on the fifth floor and knows more than him.
But it doesn’t matter, he already knows that Yue Zhan knows that he knows the plot, but Yue Zhan still doesn’t know that he already knows that Yue Zhan knows that he knows the plot…
Ah no!
Ino shook his head hurriedly, feeling that he was going to be dizzy by himself.
He had no choice but to count with his fingers: In short, I still know more than Yue Zhan, and now I should be on the seventh floor, laughing to see Yue Zhan thinking about his wife’s crematorium on the fifth floor, um, that’s right.
Just after the chat, Yue Zhan outside also ended the call, as if he was walking towards the bathroom.
Ino was startled, subconsciously lay back in the bathtub, chose to pretend to sleep, and kept silently hinting at himself——
[I fell asleep, I fell asleep, I couldn’t find out…]
He still doesn’t know how to deal with this overreach, especially since they were…
Thinking of those pictures, Ino’s face was dyed crimson, and the translucent light blue ear fins also turned pale pink.
After Yue Zhan heard this, his heart that was still a little uneasy could not help but ease a lot.
At least, such a heartfelt signal sent a signal that the little prince did not hate him or fear him as much as he thought.
Seeing the obvious swaying water marks in the bathtub, he bent the corners of his lips in a good mood, not to pierce the other person’s thoughts.
However, seeing those bruises, he couldn’t help feeling distressed and annoyed, leaned over and whispered, “Your Highness?”
Ino’s crow-like eyelashes trembled slightly, but he didn’t open his eyes. He was still an ostrich and chose to continue pretending to sleep.
Yue Zhan didn’t break it, and gently picked up the little prince from the water and walked to the bedroom.
Eno never thought that his life would be so embarrassing since the last time he fell in the bathroom. No, this time is even more embarrassing than the last time. Although he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, he kept shouting in his heart——
[Junk Yuezhan, why don’t you cover me with a bath towel, what do you call it? Intentional, must be intentional…]
Over the stack: “…”
His ears blushed suspiciously, but he really didn’t mean it.
He almost carried the little prince onto the bed in three steps and two steps, and quickly pulled the thin quilt to cover him.
After getting up and closing his eyes, he let out a light sigh of relief, and after dispelling the distracting thoughts in his heart, Yue Zhan found out the plaster and calmly helped the little prince apply the medicine.
It’s just that the medicine is on, and the atmosphere is not right.
At first, Ino felt that the ointment was cold and very comfortable when applied to his arms. But after a while, something felt wrong. It seemed that wherever the fingertips of the stack passed, a small cluster of electric current would be aroused, crisp and numb.
Not only that, but he gradually felt a familiar heat.
Ino endured, but after all, he couldn’t hold back. He opened his eyes and asked with a slightly unstable breath, “What are you painting?”
After crossing the stack for a while, he raised his head and said, “Remove swelling and remove blood stasis…”
Before he finished speaking, he realized that the little prince’s face was wrong. Immediately afterwards, he smelled the familiar sweet fragrance, which was stronger than before.
His expression changed involuntarily, as if he understood something.
Ino’s reaction was worse than his, and he collapsed in his heart thinking——
[There must be something wrong with the medicine, the more stacks did it on purpose, woohoo, the more the dog hurts my heart…]
Over the stack: “…”
He smeared the ointment on the back of his hand and felt nothing but cold, and he took a deep breath…
“His Royal Highness,” Yue Zhan asked, barely maintaining his sanity, “did you smell a…sweet fragrance?”
How could Ino think rationally, he whimpered and wanted to get up from the bed, but stumbled and fell directly under the bed.
Yue Zhan’s eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he took a step forward to catch it.
Ino fluttered in his arms, and the two looked at each other and breathed each other.
Then, Eno turned back into a human, and everything got out of control again.
The next day, in the State Guest House, Zhang Yu got up very early, and he had already changed the water in the fish tank not long after it was bright.
The little octopus was lying on the edge of the fish tank, shivering.
“It’s only, it’s only one day, adults don’t be impatient.” He comforted with a strong desire to survive.
“Urgent?” Zhang Yu chuckled and said calmly, “I’m not in a hurry, what am I in a hurry?”
Little Octopus: “…” No, you are in a hurry, you have been in a hurry for a long time. In just a while, you changed the water in the fish tank eight times, and the fish were dying.
“It’s only a day, hum.” Zhang Yu said to himself, “Who can’t do it for normal people?”
But… still tmd is angry! The little prince should obviously be a pair with him, with him! !
It’s all to blame the old turtle of the national teacher for insisting on cooperating with the Mayne family. No, only one beat is not enough, and he has to let his subordinates beat him a few more times.
Little Octopus: “…” It’s too dangerous to stay with the Prime Minister, and I want to go back to the sea every day.
Ino slept until noon the next day.
After waking up, Yue Zhan was not there, he was dazed for a second, blinking his eyes. Then, when the memory came back into the cage, he instantly became a braised fish.
What the **** happened yesterday? Why can’t he control himself? The first time I can explain it, but the second time… Is there really a problem with the stasis-removing medicine?
After the return of reason, the IQ has almost returned. Ino thinks it is unlikely, Yue Zhan has already had an accident with him…cough, is it necessary to do more?
So why would he…?
Ino collapsed, wrapped the quilt and rolled on the bed, and when he rolled, he found that he had been slapped.
I opened the quilt and saw, well, it’s all small pearls.
He remembered that from yesterday to the end, he couldn’t stand it anymore, he felt like he was about to die, so the tears were like pearls with broken threads… No, it wasn’t like, or the pearls were sprinkled on the bed.
He also tried to escape, but just like the book, he was dragged back by the stack.
Woo, after turning back into a mermaid, his tail hurts so much…
He’s still pissed!
Why can’t he die in a while, but his stamina is so good? Isn’t it just eating more rice for nine years?
No, that’s not the point. The point is that Yuezhan is just like the book. It’s really a beast and a perpetual motion machine.
When Yue Zhan came back with the food box, he saw Ino blushing, lying on the bed in the bedroom and pounding the pillow.
Thinking that after the little prince turned into a mermaid, his skin became particularly delicate, especially the thin, transparent webs growing between his fingers, which might be scratched if he was not careful.
“His Royal Highness.” He held the little prince’s raised wrist, and after feeling the slenderness in his palm, he relaxed a little bit, and coaxed: “Is Your Highness tired? Let’s have some porridge first.”
Ino was relieved by the beating, when suddenly his wrist was held, and he couldn’t help but be stunned for a second. Then he heard Yue Zhan ask “Is he tired?”, and his face turned completely red in an instant.
Last night, Yue Zhan often asked this sentence in his ear. It’s a shame that his physical strength is not as good as others, otherwise…
Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and said, “Eat!”
When he is full and has strength, he can push back…Bah, no, he can settle accounts.
Because the fish tail didn’t change back for some reason, he was inconvenient to move, so he didn’t pay attention to it. After a simple wash, he went back to the bed and planned to eat on the bed.
Anyway, the bed was cleaned up by Yue Zhan, and it wasn’t his bed.
Yue Zhan quickly brought the food box, which was red jujube porridge.
Ino held the small spoon, took a peek at it, was a little disappointed, and said, “Why are there no fish?”
Yue Zhan moved for a while and comforted softly: “Drink porridge first, cushion your stomach, and then go buy fish for you in the afternoon.”
They hadn’t eaten since noon yesterday. They only drank some nutrient solution last night when they were very tired.
Yue Zhan’s parents are Chinese people, especially his mother, who is very keen on the Chinese way of health preservation. Yue Zhan has been fascinated by his ears and eyes since he was a child, and he also knows some things, such as drinking porridge pads when his stomach is empty, such as red jujube porridge… to nourish blood.
Cough, in addition to the jujube porridge, he also asked the chef to stew an old hen soup…
Ino didn’t understand this, so he waited for the meal. Because of the webs between his fingers, when he was eating, he could only use his five fingers to hold the spoon together, and clumsily scooped the porridge into his mouth.
Yue Zhan looked anxious for him, endured and endured, and finally couldn’t hold back. He stepped forward and said, “Your Highness, do you want me to feed you?”
Ino was stunned for a moment, a little unresponsive.
Why is Yue Zhan being so nice to him? It’s too boring to even feed it…
Oh, he remembered—
[Yue Zhan wants to chase his wife’s crematorium! 】
Yue Zhan: “…” How did the little prince know?
Ino tilted his head to look at his paws, then looked at the porridge, and then handed the small spoon forward, the meaning was very obvious.
[Chase after you, anyway, I am on the seventh floor, you are still on the fifth floor, I know more than you, who is afraid of who? 】
Over the stack: “???”
In just one day of work, what has happened to the little prince’s ideological realm?
Ino didn’t care whether he was suspicious or not, after handing out the small spoon, he really opened his mouth and waited for feeding.
He raised his chin slightly, and secretly glanced at Yue Zhan from the corner of his eye, thinking—
【Have you never seen me so arrogant? Get out of trouble now! 】
However, in the eyes of Yue Zhan, the little mermaid opened her mouth pitifully, waiting to be fed.
He lowered his eyes calmly, scooped a spoonful of porridge, and sent it over.
Before the porridge was delivered, the little mermaid came over, took a sip, and put the whole spoon in his mouth.
After Yue Zhan saw that he had eaten the porridge, he licked the spoon lightly with his bright red tongue, and his eyes couldn’t help but be darkened.
After feeding the porridge with difficulty, Ino started to “work” again.
He wants to test whether Yue Zhan really wants to chase his wife’s crematorium. If so, Yue Zhan will definitely condone him.
If Yue Zhan condoned him, then this reborn Yue Zhan would not be scary.
He glanced calmly at the large luxurious fish tank in the living room, and said “unreasonably”: “I want to stay in… your fish tank.”
Over the stack: “???”
He glanced at the fish tank and then at the little prince, his expression a little strange.
“It’s hard for me to change back now.” Yinuo pursed his lips and pretended to be sad: “I have to soak in water, but the bathtub is too small, it’s uncomfortable to curl up, and my waist still hurts. It’s all your fault…”
He was pretending, but when he talked, he was really sad. Especially when I think about the fact that it’s hard to change the tail back when I don’t doi, it’s even more sad.
He won’t be like this all his life, will he? Will it be discovered and sent to the laboratory? I heard that Haiguo died out because humans and orcs coveted the powerful abilities of mermaids and secretly caught mermaids for experiments, triggering Haiguo’s foreign expedition…
Academic research on mermaids on the Internet all say that mermaids are very powerful, so they are coveted. But after he became a mermaid, except for a small dark cloud, he didn’t awaken any powerful abilities, he was just a little waste fish.
How wrong would he be if he was arrested for experimentation?
Thinking about it, the tears are like… No, it was pearls that fell all over the bed again.
They are crying like this, how can Yue Zhan not agree?
In fact, he didn’t agree immediately, just worried that the fish tank was not clean, after all, there were still a lot of fish in it. No matter how clean you usually take care of it, there may be… um, fish shit.
But the little prince was right, he couldn’t keep curling up in the bathtub.
In order to make the squeamish little mermaid live comfortably, Yue Zhan immediately fished out all the fish that are usually precious, and thoroughly cleaned and disinfected the fish tank.
After refilling the water and watching the little mermaid swimming around in the fish tank, Yue Zhan was extremely satisfied.
As for the fish that were fished out, tsk, just find two small fish tanks and let them squeeze.
But Yinuo was dissatisfied again. He felt that he was the only fish, and the ecology was not good. He asked Yuezhan to put back the rockery and aquatic plants, and fished a few fish back.
So, Yue Zhan listened to him again and took the fish back one by one. The fish were so upset that they almost died.
Yinuo grabbed the edge of the big fish tank and commanded: “Put five fat-headed fish first, two salmon, ten clownfish, and black barracuda, it’s ugly and not tasty…”
Yue Zhan: “…” How come there is an illusion that the little prince is choosing ingredients?
When the work finally came to an end, it was already afternoon.
Yue Zhan wanted to go to the cafeteria and let the chef cook some fish for the little prince, but as soon as he got up, he smelled a familiar sweet fragrance…
His breathing suddenly became a little unsteady, he looked up at the fish tank, and asked in a hoarse voice, “Your Highness, are you… hot?”