Hessian Does A Thing - Volume 1 Chapter 56 Hessian Senses Are Tingling
“Lili is not sure about this.” I hear the Pallum gulp as she took in the sight of the huge barrels of wine I prepared.
“Nonsense! This is the best way to solve your problems!” I exclaim with absolute confidence.
Looking for people to mess with from what I could remember from the anime. I remembered there was a little supporter girl with a shit backstory or something. So I went around the city until I found her being extorted by her own Familia. Then I decided that I would do a good deed, however I would solve her problems my way! The Hessian way!
“I personally went to the god of your Familia, to help you with your problems like any good Samaritan.” I boasted, painting myself as the saint I know that I’ll never be. “So I showed up there, engine roaring. Thinking he was gonna be the biggest asshole I’ve seen in awhile. But to my surprise he was a pretty cool dude, he just has an obsession over his wine!” I had spent the night drinking with the god Soma till the sun came up.
Turns out, he’s just disappointed that his Familia can’t handle his wine. Now, most people would think that’s insane! But I understand him to a certain degree, since I myself am sort of insane as well.
“For you to get Soma’s approval, we need you to be able to handle his wine” I speak with utmost serious as I look her in the eye. “That shit is some strong stuff. BUT DON’T FEAR! FOR I SHALL TURN YOU INTO A DRINKING CHAMP!” I declare with resolve to the heavens.
“Lili believes this is a terrible idea.” I hear her say with some trepidation as she keeps her distance from the other side of the table which was seated by Bulltaro.
“Don’t be scared of him, he’s harmless. Aren’t you Bulltaro?” I ask him as he lets out a bestial roar of approval. However it only served to frighten the little pallum even more.
“Why is it even here!?” she questioned in visible fear and confusion.
“Ah right! Bulltaro here is such a great guy, that he agreed to help you when I asked for it. Thus the objective here is, you will be forced to drink until you can drink Bulltaro under the table!” I inform her of the trial ahead
“Lili believes you are insane!”
“Of course I am! But do you want your freedom or not!? DO YOU WANT TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE!? YOUR DESTINY!?” I roar at her as I lift her from the floor. My voice was coated in spiritual essence so I know she’ll answer me
“YES! LILI WANTS TO BE FREE!” The pallum forcefully answered under the inviolable will of my voice. I drop her to her chair with a thud.
“Then you must DRINK!” I declare as the duo of a minotaur and Pallum have a week long drinking contest. Whenever she couldn’t go any longer, I healed her back to 100%!
“CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!” I chant as the two continue to unhealthily consume barrels of wine.
“And that’s why I need to ask if Bulltaro can stay with you from now on.” Hessian said to Bell as he and Bulltaro visited him at the run-down church.
After the non-stop drinking competition between Liliruca and Bulltaro had ended. Ereshkigal came home to find the house covered in minotaur vomit, and she was not happy about that. So Bulltaro needed to stay some place else. On the bright side, Lili had successfully drank Bulltaro under the table. So she was currently taking confident steps towards the god Soma for a chat. Unfortunately Hessian didn’t know that he had essentially turned the Pallum girl into an alcoholic. But at least she’ll have her freedom.
Bulltaro made grunts from the side to communicate. After enough time around the minotaur, Bell Cranel could now understand minotaur speech. It was even a skill he received on his falna, which was called ‘Bull Whisperer’.
“I wouldn’t mind, but I would have to ask Hestia-sama first” he said as he went to look for his goddess.
Hessian and Bulltaro opted to wait at the main floor of the church, while the protagonist went to the bas.e.m.e.nt. It didn’t take long as they heard the sound of hurried footsteps from below. The door to the bas.e.m.e.nt swung wide open as they took in the sight of the short goddess. For some odd reason, she seemed like she had a bone to pick with them.
“So it’s you two that turned my Bell into such a weirdo! Do you know what you’ve done!?” Hestia yells at the pair of Minotaur and magician as they looked at each other and shrugged.
“He developed some really weird skills because of you two! Now the other gods are going to give him a weird alias!” she cried. She just wanted a regular normal sounding alias for her Bell, but with the things that’s been happening to him lately. It was impossible now.
He had recently obtained the skill Soul Dancer and Bull whisperer, now he spends his time talking to minotaurs in the dungeon and fights through dance! Whenever he danced, his ‘soul’ would literally play a theme song that was heard clearly by everyone in range. So after enough rumors, everyone in Orario knew about it.
“Come now, it’s not so bad. Think of the bright side.” Hessian placated as he examined the little goddess before him.
“What bright side could there possibly be?!” she asked with tears in her eyes.
“At least he can take the lead if he ever danced with any woman in the future.” Hessian smiled as the loli goddess deadpanned at him.
“Hmm… now that I think about it.” Hessian’s eyes continued to scan Hestia’s body as he had a thought. Has he ever done it with an Oppai Loli before? He doesn’t think so.
As if through pure instinct, Hessian’s hand began to move silently towards the Oppai Loli’s twin peaks to unleash his ultimate technique. However, before his divine palms could reach their target. He had found himself trapped in a golden cage, unable to reach heaven!
“IT CAN’T BE!” Hessian cried out as the divine cage stopped his advance. Ereshkigal had showed up because her ‘Hessian’ senses were tingling and told her to come. She wordlessly ignored everything around her as she began to pull the cage.
“WAIT! ERESH! LOOK AT HER! I’VE NEVER F.U.C.K.I.E.D AN OPPAI LOLI!” Hessian cried out indignantly, but the Death Goddess ignored his pleas as she continued to drag the cage back home.
