Hessian Does A Thing - Volume 1 Chapter 60 Amira The Reverse Lamia

High above the earth, the goddess was frantic to the point that she nearly ripped out her own hair. Her chosen Champion that she planned on making use of was gone. Not just gone, but dead! Oddly enough she couldn’t even find his soul. She wasn’t aware of Hessian’s status as a shinigami to ferry souls off to the cycle of reincarnation since there was no soul society in this reality with his zanpakuto. She checked the place of Luka’s death closely and followed the trail of satisfied monster girls towards the familiar bastard who snuck up on her.

She was nearly enraged enough to call down her angels to rain judgement on the human, but she reined in her fury as she thought to make use of him first. If her original champion wasn’t here anymore, then she would simply make use of this newcomer. She would punish him for his sins of breaking her commandments through engaging in carnal acts with those disgusting monsters and ruining her plans after he had expended his usefulness.

She prepared to enter the young magician’s dream with a sliver of her divine will. Luckily Hessian really was deep asleep, or else he would have easily detected her spying on him. The goddess Ilias prepared to descend into his dream world to manipulate him like any other foolish human. The sliver of divine will entered Hessian’s forehead, if he wasn’t exhausted from his session with Alice, then he would have woken up from it. The goddess Ilias successfully entered his head, however she did not notice the pulsing flame within the soul cage on his waist.

“What is this?” The goddess looked around the sea of memories in fascination. She didn’t know that Hessian had set it up so that if someone tried to enter his mind, they would enter his reality marble first. This wasn’t a defense against other people, in fact it was to protect others from idiotically attempting to enter his insane mind that was affected by the Kaleidoscope.

In the distance, seated atop the highest peak. Nanashi opened his eyes and glanced at the deity without a change to his calm expression. An unwelcome intruder was his designation of the goddess. Exerting his dominating will, the goddess was forced to her knees by the Will of the Apex. She looked up in a flurry of chaotic emotions as she could only see the eyes of something terrifying above the clouds. Then in a single instance, the sliver of divine will was split in two.

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!” With her sliver of divine will destroyed, the goddess’s original body shrieked in pain as she held her face. She released her hands to look into the mirror and was horrified to see her beautiful face was blemished by a slash down her face. Rage drowned out all her other emotions as she prepared to head down there herself to personally rip the bastard who did this to her apart.

Before she could call her army of angels, her entire body shivered as she froze at the mirror. Behind her shoulder, a golden cage containing a single flaming soul pulsed deathly light as the cage shattered. The blue soul flame took the shape of a skeletal apparition, bony hands clamped down on her shoulders. The eyes, they were so unnatural to her. She was terrified at the feeling of death encroaching on her.

“HE’S MInE! ToUCh HIm AgAIN ANd I WIlL DRaG YOuR SOuL DOwN InTO THe DEEpESt aBYSs WhERe EVeN ThE GALLu SPiRITs CaN’T REaCH YOu!” the horrifying distorted voice echoed out through her realm as she felt her body experience a false death for the briefest moment. When the apparition finally dispersed, Ilias fell to the ground trembling and curled up into a fetal position.

Ereshkigal was not amused of another goddess putting their hands on what she claimed as hers. Tiamat was already enough with her long distance relationship, she refused to compromise with another deity in Hessian’s love life.

Hessian POV

“Uggghh” I groaned as I wasn’t feeling up to getting up for the day.

“The sounds of your groaning is so pathetic, was one night with me that exhausting?” Alice smirked at me with her stupid smug face

“You… cheated” I tiredly breathed out as I drank my morning blend of tea.

“All is fair in pleasure and war.” She chirped as she erased the memories of everyone present around us, before we left the inn.

“That’s not the right saying!” I retort.

“Idiot, your ignorance is showing. Obviously it’s a monster saying.” this girl really takes pleasure in messing with people huh.

After the drawn out duel with Granberia, I was planning on chilling at the Inn. But Alice took the moment to jump me in my moment of weakness and used up hours of my chill time with unspeakable things! I never understood why she yelled ‘Hora!” so much, it seemed so weird but I was too tired to question it at the time.

“More importantly, I procured some Ama-ama dango. Let’s be off then.” She spoke as she popped the dangos in her mouth.

“I found you my hero!”

“I found you my hero!”

Hessian turned to the voice only to freeze up at what the sight displayed before him.

“Oh, a reverse lamia. How unusual.” Alice commented from the side as Hessian seemed to be incredibly silent. However in that moment, blood spurted from atop his head as it seemed to snap him out of his trance.

“Why… I have so many questions… Why is it standing like that?” Was Hessian’s first question. The reverse lamia was literally a snake head for an upper body while the other half was the human abdomen and legs. But for whatever reason, she was standing on her head with her legs bent down towards the ground, displaying her black panties for the world to see.

“I don’t know, maybe it’s just retarded” Alice retorted as the reverse lamia seemed to take offense to that.

“How mean! My name is Amira, and the reason I’m standing like this is because this is my only CG! It also helps me keep an eye on the ‘skip’ button.” she announced as something within Hessian stirred.

The feeling of a sea of questions gushing out to the point that he’s even bleeding from his head. However the moment Amira broke the fourth wall, something within Hessian shattered even more. His DISSECTION BONER was confused! It could not tell what it wanted to do with the specimen before it. Hessian held his head as if in great pain.

“AAAARRRRRGGHHH!!” his pained roar was heard throughout the city. Hessian buckled down and opened his eyes again to look at the ‘THING’ before him. This would not do. If he were to DISSECT something, he needed to be in the proper mood! There was a sort of passion to it! But his DISSECTION BONER was currently even more confused than him!

Unable to handle the situation at hand, Hessian took off running from the city at top speed.

“CURSE YOUUU!! MARK MY WORDS AMIRA THE REVERSE LAMIA! THE DAY WILL COME WHEN MY DISSECTION BONER MAKES PEACE WITH ITSELF AND I WILL DISSECT YOU!” he declared to the heavens so loudly that the entire continent could hear it.

On this day, the DISSECTION BONER had lost to Amira the Reverse Lamia.