Hessian Does A Thing - Volume 1 Chapter 8 Mistakes Were Made

Thinking back on it, fighting Cell was a terrible idea. Ultimately despite learning to manipulate ki, Hessian never actually trained his body like an absolute madlad like all other dbz characters. So despite being able to fly and shoot ki blasts, Hessian wasn’t actually physically powerful.

The warframe suit was chosen to help regulate all the different energies that Hessian was capable of using but it was originally meant for ‘void’ energy. Which Hessian knows nothing about until he studies it for himself. So while the suit was able to use other forms of energy like mana/reiatsu/ki. The results weren’t exactly optimal considering that reiatsu and ki didn’t get much results.

When he pumped mana through the suit to substitute for the void, the warframe’s innate abilities changed. When he used frost’s ability ‘Ice wave’, the shards created were not ice but instead solid mana crystals. Hessian speculated it may be affected by his origin and element which were Magic and Memory. However currently it’s only a theory as he hasn’t tested other frames to see if it had similar results.

Eventually Hessian would go through a weird phase of testing when he had the time. Perhaps learn runecraft to inscribe runes onto the warframe, but for now to head back home.

” *CLUCK* Do you know de way?”

While Hessian traveled through the void between worlds, he ended stopping as he met a red bloated meme asking him ‘de way’.

“Uhh, yah I think it’s that way” Hessian pointed behind him towards where he was at before.

“Thankyou my brudda.” The red ball of meme compressed itself and shouted “EBOLAAAAAAAA!” and flew towards ‘de way’.

“Well that was weird” Hessian noted as he went back on his way

[Master Hessian. I do not believe it to be wise to return to ‘HOME’ through a tear] Onyx spoke

“Why not?”

[Normally, Lord Schweinorg either phases into a reality or creates a portal to travel. I believe traveling through tears in reality is a bad idea]

“I mean it’s been working for me so far. Why wouldn’t it be a good idea?” Hessian traveled to dragonball by ripping reality and hopping through. From his observations there wasn’t any issues as the tears would fix themselves back up.

The young magician finally exited the tear in space, ignoring it as he surveys his home.

[I believe Alaya may see you as a thre-]

*EXPLOSION NOISES*

Miles away from a crater that used to be the home of a certain interdimensional protagonist. A shirtless magician could be seen escaping for dear life as he road a giant pale blue greatsword through the air because his flying speed is slow as fk.

“WHY IS HE HOLIDAY THEMED!?” the young magician cried out as he was being chased by a familiar tanned counter guardian/hero of justice.

The GARcher for whatever reason was riding a sled while wearing a santa fat suit with the beard and hat included. If someone could observe the chase, then it would look like a tanned santa clause spamming rainbow arrows at the star surfing magus during the nightly christmas eve.

[Space lock is still in place] Onyx’s voice came out

Earlier, Hessian made a failed attempt to escape to another universe. Unfortunately Alaya seemed to have hard-locked the space around the area. The young magician was attempting to fly out of the locked area but to no avail.

“Ah shit, at this rate I might just find out which afterlife I’m gonna end up in. Wonder if Hell is a thing” Hessian sarcastically said as he dodged the continuous rainbow arrow explosions.

Some may be wondering why Hessian isn’t fighting back. The reason for that would be that he tried. He got his ass kicked because Alaya powered counter guardians are broken when they have no limits to their mana expenditure.

[Detected space lock to only affect travel towards other universes]

“Then I’ll just go ANYWHERE BUT HERE!” Hessian yelled as he struggled to open a tear towards anywhere besides his current location.

The Santa GARcher disappeared as his target escaped towards somewhere unreachable by Alaya.

“Well, back to delivering presents.” the EMIYA said as he went back to his current job of taking over for santa this year.

Crashing onto the hard ground, Hessian took a moment to survey his surroundings. He wasn’t sure where he was since he only wanted to go to a place where Alaya couldn’t reach him. When the dust settled, Hessian frowned as it was dark. Like really dark, so he made an incredibly bright lamp. The entire area became illuminated by the super lamp.

“AHHH TURN THAT OFF!” Hessian turned to the shrieking voice and became speechless at who he sees.

“…Sensei?” He asks as the person infront of him is definitly a blonde Rin Tohsaka.

“Who?” the floating Rin cosplayer asks

“Oh, sorry wrong person. Also sorry bout that, It was kinda dark, I’ll just dim this a bit.” Hessian waves his hand as to drop the subject and dimmed the intensity on his super lamp.

“Ahem” The Rin lookalike coughed “You are tresspassing in my domain human. Outsiders have no place in the underworld, I suggest you leave before you force me to move you.” She threatened while Hessian just tilted his head.

“Underworld?” Hessian was joking earlier when he was talking about the afterlife, he isn’t sure how to feel knowing that he’s currently in the underworld.

“Indeed, I am Ereshkigal, Queen of Kur the land of the dead. You who are living have no place here as an outsider.” Hessian felt pressured by the divinity that he could feel from just her words.

“Uhh, what if I rent some land to stay for awhile?”

“What?” The Queen of Kur became confused

“Yah, I mean if I rented land then I wouldn’t be an outsider right?” he asks since he really needed to lay low from Alaya

“What could you possibly pay tribute for this land?” She asks

Hessian looked around for a moment and noticed the dreary barren atmosphere.

“Uhh, I can give you some company? You seem a little lonely down here”

The goddesses face seemed to light up for a moment

“Wha-.. I am not lonely or anything! What makes you say that, I have all these souls around to keep me company.” She exclaims as she grabbed a random golden cage that seemed to be filled with a dim light.

“Uhh, how about flowers then? This place looks like it could use a garden” he offers as the place really does look barren

“Nothing grows in the underworld. There is no sun so it’s cold and dark for all eternity” She informs

Hessian responded by pulling creating seed in his hands which puzzles the blonde goddess. He proceeded the throw the seed on the ground and to the death queen’s bewilderment. The seed actually began to grow into a purple flower which gave a soft pale glow.

“Eh? But how!? The air of death should have killed it!?” Ereshkigal begins to freak out as she floats around the flower in a circle.

“I made it so that it grows off that.” Hessian said as True magic was awesome

“Well um…” The goddess seems to be having an internal struggle as she tried to come up with another excuse while fl.u.s.tered “… The living can’t stay in the underworld!”

“Technically I’ve died before. So it’s questionable to consider me as either dead or living” Hessian informed the truth. “Besides It’s just renting some land, I won’t stay for too long and plus you get some nice flowers to liven up the underworld. Aren’t you supposed to be thinking for the well being of your domain?” He kept pushing the right buttons to lower the goddess’s defenses

“Ahhh fiiine! But you need to give enough seeds for all of Kur!”

“Deal” They shook on it and then began Hessian’s stay at the underworld