Highschool Dxd Rise Of A King - Volume 1 Chapter 1 Am I Dead?
In the dark area of Kyoto, lives the most feared men in the underground world.
???: please don’t kill me, I will double the payment.!? Please!!!.
Ezio: haha isn’t this ironic, you tortured and killed many people. They probably begged for their life, just like what your doing right now.
Ezio: so why should I listen to you.
This guy in front of me is one of the most wanted men known as “Big Boss”, he is the leader of the gang Golden Lion.
The wife of the person that he killed put a huge bounty on his head, that is why I’m here right now.
Big BossI will do anything just don’t kill me!?! I-I will give y-
*bang*bang*bang*
Ezio: I’m getting tired of you whining.
Yup that’s me, I’m Ezio Dragnar a motherf.u.c.k.i.n.g hitman. I’m a gun for hire or what you people call hitman.
One thing that you should know about me is that I’m a good guy, I know it’s a stupid thing to say coming from a killer. But I only eliminate targets that did f.u.c.k.i.e.d up things.
Let’s just say that me being a hitman is just my way of wasting time. You see being a hitman is fun, you can get lots of money and of course girls.
Ezio: hey it’s me, I’ve done what you want. I’ll be there in an hour.
[One Hour Later]
*knock*knock*
The door was opened by a woman in a red dress. The dress completely suit with her reddish hair.
I know she’s my client but damn she’s really hot. That husband of her is a lucky man, rest in peace bro, you died a lucky man; BE PROUD.
Ezio: ummm my lady do you have it with you?
Women: yes it’s in my room. Sir would you like to stay for a while.
Ezio: hmm if it’s ok with you, who am I to decline an invite from a beautiful woman like you.
Women: you flatter me but I really want to thank you for what you did, you gave us the justice that we need.
Ezio: well if you really want to be thankful you can pay me back this way.
I put a hand on her legs. And started to move to her plump ass. I then started to massage her ass.
Women: so the rumor is true, your a beast that eats anything. I never told you my real name have I; it’s Angelica.
Ezio: Angelica it’s a beautiful name, it suits you.
After that I carried her to her room and gave her the best night of her life.
[Couple Days Later]
Issei are you stupid, just go after Rias; shes clearly inviting you to go in bed with her. This MC is the worst, you got no balls damnass, what a waste.
No wonder why they killed you; if I was this guy I would f.u.c.k Rias and Akeno every day.
Yup I’m watching anime right now, it’s one of the greatest anime ever created and that’s HighSchool DXD.
F.u.c.k I already finish the whole series, but still Issei has been a stupid d.i.c.k for four season.
Now that I’ve finished watching all the series I got nothing else to do, well I better go outside.
What car should I use, oh here is my favorite one. Never mind going to the club, i’ll just pick up girls on my way back.
Ezio headed out and went to the nearest mall.
While Ezio was walking outside the mall he saw a little girl crying on the sidewalk nearby.
Ezio: hey midget you okay?
girl: my..my mom.. I-I can’t find her..
Even though Ezio is a cold blooded killer, he is unbelievably attached to children.
Ezio: I can help you find her, what does she look like. I will help you, so stop crying.
Ezio then took the girl to an ice cream station.
Ezio: ‘I’m glad she shut up’
girl: uhm my mom…she has pink hair and uhmm a big.. oppai.
Ezio: oppai?! hahaha you should have told me that from the beginning, let’s go find your mom.
After circling around the parking lot, Ezio finally found the mom of this midget.
girl: mom!! I’m here whah..I’m-sor..
Lady: it’s okay, don’t apologize I’m just glad your safe.
The two girls hugged each other tightly. Ezio was just behind them, what they didn’t notice is that Ezio is so focus on the H-cup that is in front of him.
Ezio: ‘this kid wasn’t lying it is really big’
Ezio was amazed by the huge b.r.e.a.s.t of the lady in front of him.
girl: mom this guy help me find you.
Lady: thanks for taking care of my daughter. I will do whatever you want just to get even.
Ezio: hoho if you want to-
*bang*bang*
???:kyah
???: what was that?!
???: run!!
Ezio took two shots in the back that hit vital parts in his body.
After he was shot he turned around and took out the gun that is in his holster, but before he could even pull the trigger the guys that shot him started fire at him again.
There are two guys behind him, one of them is 10m away from him and the other one is 15m.
They fired multiple shots at him, after being hit for multiple times Ezio knew that everything is hopeless for him, so he used his body to shield the two females that is behind him.
Thug 1: haha die!!!
Thug 2: you’ve become soft Ezio.
The two guys use up all their bullets and is about to reload. Ezio recognize the two guys, they were the sons of “Big Boss” the guy that Ezio recently killed.
When the two stop shooting Ezio use all his remaining strength to move his body and shoot the two guys.
Ezio: haha join me in hell fat bitch.
*bang*bang*
Ezio: ugh *cough* hey kid, you alright?
girl: mister? Mister your bleeding. Mom help him, mister is bleeding.
Lady: anybody please help us!!! Please help us!!.
Ezio was shot by more than 20 bullets so it would be a miracle if he survives.
Ezio: hey you ugh.. two it’s alright. I knew this day would come. I’m just glad I was able to protect you.
Ezio: the only thing I regret is not having my way with you.
He tried to grab the b.o.o.b.s of the lady but he no longer has any strength left.
Ezio then slowly closes his eyes, what he saw last was the tears of the crying kid beside him.
I’m glad my life wasn’t that useless, I had a good time in this world.
Wait a minute am I going to hell or heaven. Haha I just thought of something crazy, I shouldn’t have mocked Issei; I end up in the same position as him hahaha.
Now come on Rias show yourself. Haha what am I even doing, I’m going to die this is the end of the road for me.
[Couple minutes Later]
What the heck?!! I’ve been waiting here to die for a couple of minutes why am I not dying yet.
???: because your already dead damn ass!!
