Honkai Impact 3rd, Play Sky Meteor at the Beginning - Chapter 72
Lilia: “Bad, red matches blue, vitality matches Sanwu, stupid matches smart…these two guys overlap us too much.”
Rosalia whispered, “It doesn’t matter, in terms of age, they are not opponents at all.”
Then, they found Bronya in the corner.
“Bronya, the bad guy, even secretly came to the competition without her mother!”
“However, just based on her appearance, how could she choose the heroine.”
“And she hasn’t brought the reloaded bunny and took the initiative to remove the label of the mecha girl. It seems that our odds of winning are higher.”
The two regained some confidence from Bronya, and then went to other places to continue inquiring about the contestants.
But what they didn’t expect was that in a corner, they found Teriri, the world’s most adorable idol.
Theresa smiled and said to the fans in the camera,
“Thank you for the flowers and applause, teriri will work hard for the heroine to take the lead.”
“This is the cross that my grandfather gave me on my birthday this year. I hope it will bring me good luck.”
When Rosalia heard these words, she couldn’t help saying sourly,
“Damn, as expected of the eldest lady of a rich family, is this golden cross used to show off your wealth?”
Lilia also said,
“Aren’t crosses usually hung around the neck? It seems that the main function of this thing is to increase height.”
In the end, the last thing left in the backstage of the venue was a woman in a maid outfit. Rosalia and Lilia thought she was a cleaner, so they ignored it.
And when the heroine audition was about to start, Qiana ran in from the outside out of breath. She was also a contestant, but she was almost late.
Chapter 126 Age is the key to women
Then the game was about to start. Otto and Walter stood in the center of the venue. After Otto cleared his throat, he said,
“Before the game, I would like to reiterate the standard.”
“The contestants this time can only be beautiful girls under the age of twenty-two, right?”
Walter frowned, feeling something was wrong.
“Otto, what do you want to say?”
“I suspect that among the contestants you dispatched, some mermaids are confused and do not meet the regulations at all.”
Otto smiled proudly.
“It’s so rude! You actually question the age of the girl!”.
Walter said angrily.
“I have evidence. This is a precious historical photo taken at the site of the first atomic bomb explosion decades ago.”
“Looking carefully, the two people above cannot be said to have nothing to do with the contestants Einstein and Tesla, they can only be said to be exactly the same.”
Einstein stroked his hair and said calmly,
“President Otto, I don’t know what you are talking about? According to the theory of relativity, the passage of time on a beautiful girl will slow down significantly.”
Tesla also said loudly,
“That’s right! Long-term research on alternating current can remove the stratum corneum of the skin, activate cells in the body, and stay young forever!”
Otto said with a smile,
“Doctor, I still have a lot of historical photos about you here, would you like to see them?”
“Damn! Who set the rules, as long as you look young?” Tesla said angrily.
“I see, this is really a conspiracy to consume women in the entertainment industry.”
Einstein said calmly,
“Dr. Tesla, have you seen my little red button? It’s the ultimate solution that solves all problems with one click.”
“Jiwotou, do you want to blow us up here too?”
Tesla clapped her hands and took out the Titan mech she had already prepared.
“Let them see how powerful the Old Science Girls League is!”
Immediately, there was a commotion in the venue.
“Damn! Even in a parallel world, will Otto target us?”
Outside the screen, Tesla clenched his fists angrily, wishing to punch Otto’s head.
“Although I don’t really care about age, it annoys me a little bit when people keep saying this over and over again.”
Einstein said seemingly calmly.
“really.”
Ji Zi nodded sympathetically.
“Hahaha, this heroine audition is quite interesting, it really made me laugh.”
Kiana smiled extremely happily.
At this time, the riots caused by Tesla and Einstein in the picture have been stopped.
“Uh… Dr. Tesla, the combat effectiveness of the mecha needs to be improved.”
“Why don’t we go to the studio next door and try it? Characters like the beautiful girl science duo should be very popular, right?”
Einstein shook his head, “I don’t want to play Frankenstein anymore.”
“Even once, let me play the role of a strong and enthusiastic working woman. Let’s…”
“I want to play the role of the CEO of a consortium who uses high-tech armor to save the world, flirt with the villain spy (female), say handsome lines and fall from the sky, smashing all the villain mechas!”
Not to mention the fantasies of Einstein and Tesla here, the camera turned to Walter and Otto again.
“Otto, since you talked about age, your granddaughter’s age doesn’t match, right?”
Walter said coldly.
“Hehe, you’re right, Teresa is only twelve years old, she is indeed a little younger.”
Otto opened his eyes and said nonsense seriously,
“But with her lively and lovely personality, she is fully capable of being the heroine.”
“Humph! Who would believe this kind of nonsense!”
“Lord Walter, I didn’t lie.”
“Really? But I grew up listening to Theresa’s songs.”
Walter sneered and took out a record from his pocket.
“There is nothing to say, this vinyl record is the work that Teresa made her debut in 1972.”
Seeing the record, Otto’s expression suddenly panicked.
“This game is a gift I carefully prepared for my granddaughter. You even trampled on an old man’s love for his granddaughter… As expected of you, Walter.”
“Hmph, since that’s the case, for the sake of fairness, please retire Theresa, who doesn’t meet the requirements.”
“Theresa… Grandpa is sorry for you… humming…”
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.”
“Judas, unfold!”
“Theresa, calm down!”
In less than five minutes, the venue fell into chaos again.
However, Rosalia noticed two figures and suddenly slipped out of the venue.
Outside the venue, Ji Zi said with a look of joy,
“It’s really dangerous. When it comes to age, I almost thought the two of us would be exposed.”
“Don’t worry, Mr. Jizi, with my makeup skills, it is impossible for them to find out.” Fu Hua said confidently.
“If I had my best friend come, with her makeup skills, she could even change her figure. Even her parents wouldn’t recognize her when she walked on the street.”
At this moment, Rosalia jumped out with a wicked smile, raised the phone in her hand,
“Hey, I didn’t expect that there were still fish that slipped through the net. Did you quit the competition yourself? Or should I make this recording public and just end the acting careers of your two old aunts?”
“Where’s the little brat? I don’t know that threatening adults is a very dangerous thing?” Ji Zi looked at Rosalia badly.
“Mr. Ji Zi is someone I respect. As long as she nods, I don’t mind helping her teach the child a lesson.”
With that said, Fu Hua and Jizi launched an attack on Rosalia and Lilia.
However, after a few rounds, the two of them were knocked to the ground by Rosalia and Lilia.
Fu Hua couldn’t help sighing,
“It’s true that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach…”
“I’d better go back to school and continue teaching… Fu Hua, let’s go.”
Seeing the backs of Ji Zi and Fu Hua leaving, Rosalia and Lilia gave a happy high-five.
“Hehe! The Vodka Girl performed successfully today!”
At this point, the screen ends.
“What’s this all about? I was actually defeated by a little brat? And it was me and Fu Hua’s alliance?”
Ji Zi was speechless.
She didn’t know what was going on with herself and Fu Hua in the picture. She couldn’t even beat two little brats. Even in a parallel world, this would be too wasteful, right?
“This is all a mess…”
Theresa was also speechless. She was actually withdrawn from the competition because of her age, or because Otto, a guy who cheated on his teammates, made a mess.
Are you saying that you will die if you don’t target anti-entropy?
Even if Einstein and Tesla are allowed to compete, they can’t be my world’s most lovable opponents, right?
Chapter 127 Everyone who wants to resurrect
“Bronya, are your two younger sisters as bears as they are in the picture?” Ji Zi looked at Bronya and asked.
“…I can only say about it.”
Bronya rubbed her brows, feeling that these two idiots seemed to be worry-free guys no matter which world they were in.
“It’s a pity that there is no more later. I really want to continue to look at it. Who got the heroine?” Kiana was a little disappointed, and then she said with a smile, as if she had remembered something.
“But think about it carefully, hehe, the heroine must be either Mei or me.”
“Kiana, don’t talk nonsense, how can I be a heroine.”
Raiden Mei said a little embarrassedly.
“No, Sister Mei will definitely be the heroine.” Bronya said,
“But Kiana will definitely be eliminated, because no heroine can be as carefree and carefree as you are.”
“Che, Bronya, I think you are jealous of Miss Ben?”
Kiana folded her arms around her chest and hummed in dissatisfaction.
“Chiyuan, look at you, how many times have I told you not to wear these old-fashioned and neutral clothes all day long. Look, they are all recognized as boys.”
Little Ancestor fluttered beside Fu Hua and said angrily,
“Do you need to wear the outfit that Kiana chose for you last time? Or…how about trying to wear a cheongsam? It should also suit you well.”
“Forehead….”
Fu Hua’s mouth twitched, and he was speechless for a while.
“Jiwotou, you say, should we try to make a movie when we go back? How about it’s called “Scientific Two-person Special Search Team”?”