Honkai Q&A, Starting with Kiana - Chapter 104

Speaking of Tesla, you will not miss Einstein. The two are like conjoined babies, and they will not leave for a moment.

As the saying goes, the person who knows you best, besides your enemy, is the person who is closest to you by your side, or the person closest to your enemy.

Einstein is clearly of the second type.

“Tsk, it’s hard for me. Dr. Tesla’s failed inventions, I can easily list ten different inventions, or even more, but when it comes to practical inventions, it involves my cognition. There is a blind spot, except for Titans, there are very few in memory.”

She resolutely ignored Dr. Tesla’s shouting words in the chat area, rubbing the ends of her hair with a look of embarrassment.

“Having said that, I know that Dr. Tesla has made a profound contribution to today’s civilization, but those several self-proclaimed, are it a bit too… unreserved.”

After hesitating for a moment, Wendy couldn’t help but interject. As a top graduate of St. Freya, one of the designers of the original mecha was Dr. Tesla. She and Einstein had many others. The research Ph.D. can be said to have ushered in a new era.

But those few self-proclaimed exaggerations are a bit too exaggerated. Sure enough, geniuses always have some quirks.

“There’s no way, that guy from Tesla has this character, he has the ability, but his brain circuit is relatively new, and he always tries to make excuses without admitting it.”

The bad friend is talking about the character of Einstein. She will not leave Tesla at the juncture of life and death, but she can be said to bear the brunt of the innocuous little jokes on weekdays, such as now.

“Tesla always likes to research some weird inventions that are not very useful, resulting in a loss of anti-entropy funding time.”

Tesla: “Hey, don’t spit, it’s normal for scientific research to be accompanied by failures. It is the basic ethics of scientists to learn mistakes and advantages from every failure and to transform and upgrade them, chicken coop, you know. I don’t understand my hard work!”

In the face of Dr. Tesla’s sophistry, Einstein pointed to the options on the screen and spoke bluntly.

“Fully automatic rice feeder, automatic live broadcast conversion machine, automatic dead man trap, bear child catcher, I can guess what type of machine it is just by looking at the name. In a word, all of them are useless. , I can’t think of any use for it other than wasting money.”

“The two doctors calm down, don’t lose the face of anti-entropy in public.”

Bronya remembered the sins made by Cocolia, and wanted to persuade the two of them with the idea of ​​​​paying the mother’s debt to the daughter.

It’s a pity that without the weapon support of the reloaded rabbit, Bronya Sanwu’s expression and petite body are completely unable to stop the quarrel between the two.

Seeing that the two key figures were completely deviated from the building, the others had to choose to be self-sufficient. Fortunately, the others present, except for a few, were all online with IQs.

“Sure enough, when I saw the words of Xiaote and Tesla, I understood that this question refers to other parallel worlds.”

Infinite Takiko crossed her arms around her chest, and she remembered the giant Xiaote of Light at the Great Honkai Games.

“Speaking of Xiaote, I have some bad memories.”

Theresa has been through a lot of battles, and the damage to her from a mere social death has been alleviated and immune to it.

Unlike Fu Hua, who still hides in the deep pit dug with a dull face, daring to see people.

“Xiao Te…” Leidian Yayi thought deeply. As the first batch of people selected by the system, she had seen all the video content.

“I have a guess, if Xiao Te and Dr. Tesla are not the same person, maybe Xiao Te’s name is someone else, such as Tesla zero.”

Raiden Yai’s grades in science were weak, but she was able to stay in the top three, relying on her learning attitude and super memory.

Especially the first death of Deresa College, the biggest and worst incident made by the magical girl TeRiRi…

“Do you still remember the song of Xiaoyue’s Soul Requiem? The relationship between Dr. Tesla and Xiaote may be similar to the relationship between TeRiRi and Judas, the magical girl.”

“Xiaoyue Zhenhunge, Yayi, do you mean the Doll Academy?!”

Raven will never forget the painful lesson that half of the assets were locked up on that day when the stocks he bought went green and fell to the limit.

“Doll Academy? Dolls for playing a house, or a figure similar to the flower-wedding maid Rita?”

Youlan Dale, who was eavesdropping on the side, asked the question, but in her words, she felt that there was a deep inside story hidden.

At least there was a little love in the eyes of Rita in the bishop’s office, causing Amber a chill.

“The headquarters is so fun?” Kiana understood in a second, and the next second she shook her head and corrected: “None of them, it should be said that it is an intelligent doll similar to Doraemon, and the doll school is the school that teaches them. ……perhaps.”

“It turns out that, then according to the exclusion method, the possibility of B and C is not high.”

“Well, you can say the same.”

Youlan Dale’s uprightness made Qiana a little overwhelmed. She had only just met, and the other party gave her a very close feeling.

It’s not the same as Raiden Yayi’s feeling, it’s more like… family than love? Like mother or sister?

Wait, why did I think of this, is it because I have been away from Siegfried for too long?

No, usually I can see my aunt coming to the dormitory to eat food almost every night.

There should be no lack of affection.

Chapter one hundred and ninety-sixth face to face, Tesla is not miserable

Kiana’s head fainted for a while, and Youlander looked at each other for unknown reasons.

The corner of Otto’s mouth in the rear smiled, admiring this scene, and it took a long time to remind him:

“I just asked Rita about the doll academy. They are like energetic children, lawless, and they will make people laugh and cry, but they are not malicious children.”

“Oh, that’s the bear child?” Yolandel tilted his head and said.

Combining the answer options, in a school for educating bear children, the most practical invention… It is clear that it is the bear child trapping machine.

The analysis is very clear. Everyone present is the world’s top figure, and they came up with the exact answer almost at the same time.

Without hesitation, he answered directly.

“I choose D!” Otto mobilized all the functions of Soul Gang’s body.

“D!” Raven shortened his lines in an attempt to seize the opportunity.

“The answer is D.” Youlander was well-behaved, with a very peaceful mind.

And finally the answer is…

[After testing, Einstein submitted the answer first. 】

[Tesla submits answer, choose D. 】

【correct answer. 】

[Reward: Armed Puppet – Tesla Zero]

[Tesla Zero’s self-introduction: Work No. 0 of the “Scientific Forbidden Catalog”, a work of genius, the key to the forbidden door… This is me, Tesla Zero.

Of course, you can also call me by the name ‘Xiao Te’ like the future, I don’t mind.

All I care about is your laziness… sailing, where are the enemies who are ready to smash me to pieces? 】

[Daily life with the captain: I’ll say it for the last time! This one on my head is not a houm ear! It’s an antenna! An antenna used to receive signals! Don’t always think about touching it!

Hey, sailing! It’s an ultimatum, don’t come any closer… um… it’s pretty comfortable… I’ll let you go this time.

It’s… only this time! It’s just a boat… don’t give me an inch! 】

[Secret Diary: After returning to Hyperion, I often have a strange feeling.

I’m familiar with everything here — every piece of equipment, every room, every person…but right now, they’re far from what I’m familiar with.

Fortune tellers, boaters, and .. they’re all the same. However, there is nothing wrong with this…]

“Uh, I’m going to say it’s an accident, do you believe it?”

Einstein grabbed Xiao Te with one hand, his face still maintained the expression of confrontation with Dr. Tesla, and hesitantly opened his mouth to defend.

Then came the dark eyes led by Otto.

It’s hard to come up with a question for which the correct answer is determined. If the person who analyzes it with him answers correctly, then at most it will be depressed for a while.

The marginal person who can be sprayed on by the ob’s right answer is right, and the mentality can be said to be a direct explosion.

“That… Hello, I’m Tesla Zero… You can call me Xiao Te.”

There were tears in the corners of Xiaote’s eyes, and he didn’t dare to move. After all, the person who caught him was Dr. Jiwotou who couldn’t even fight against Dr. Lobster.

Especially when Dr. Lobster was bullied, he always told the bad things about Dr. Jiwotou with oil and gas.

At this moment, in Xiao Te’s heart, being caught by the other party is like meeting his big brother, Tom meeting Spike, and the little monster meeting Red Light Ultraman, and he was suddenly frightened.

“The system still rewards living people?” Qiana, who had social NB disease, approached first, lowered her body slightly, and looked at Xiao Te: “Hey, you are Xiao Te from the Doll Academy, right? How did you come here?”

Immediately, everyone’s attention was drawn to this question.

For everyone, the question-and-answer system is an unpredictable mystery that cannot be seen clearly, but now there is a clue. If they can follow the clues, maybe they can get more means to fight the collapse.

“Me? I’m not very clear. I was eating in the cafeteria, and then someone patted me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear, telling me that the doctor needed my help, and asked if I wanted to come over. At that time, I thought it was Xiaoyue again. Zhenhunge’s joke, I agreed without hesitation, but the next moment, I was caught by Dr. Jiwotou.”

Xiaote glanced at Einstein with timid eyes, then lowered his head and said.

“By the way, what about Dr. Lobster? Why didn’t I see it.”

The eyes of a few people flickered when they heard the words, and they clearly showed such fear, but they were able to confirm the identities and movements of everyone on the scene in a short time. Although it was a doll, it was definitely not simple.

“If it’s a doctor, I am.”

Einstein raised his hand so that Tet could look at her.

Hearing this, Xiao Te’s whole body stiffened for a moment.

It’s true that Dr. Jiwotou is also a doctor, but this is not the doctor I want to see. Dr. Lobster, please save the child!

At this time, in the Valkyrie’s dormitory, Dr. Tesla was loudly accusing Einstein, forcibly taking her doll, and asking the other party to return the child to her master.

Einstein completely ignored it, the usual fun has Tesla, and now there is an extra little special, which can be said to be double the joy.

Happiness is not only personal, but also everyone’s. Except for a few people such as Otto and Raven, everyone else surrounded Xiaote and started to take action against him. Youlanddale is not exempt from the custom. , reflected most vividly in Xiaote’s body.

After a while, Xiaote’s eyes lost their highlights, collapsed in Einstein’s arms and stopped moving, and there were faint tears in his eyes.

Dr. Lobster, Tet is not clean.

Before waiting for a few people to slap a few more hands, along with the cold mechanical sound of the system, the picture on the screen in front of him changed.

[In the video, it is the Houm canteen of the Doll Academy, a group of unfamiliar, white-haired dumplings, twin-turbo spirals, cabbage heads, etc.. Surprisingly familiar dolls are eating lunch .

But judging from the twisted and uncomfortable expressions of the dolls, the taste of the food in the cafeteria is probably indescribable, and even the portrait of Homu can’t save it.

The point of view gradually shifted to the two dolls with distinct personalities. 】

“Imitate Judas… Xiaoyue’s soul-soothing song… Save me…”

Xiaote in Einstein’s arms raised his trembling little hand when he saw a familiar friend, wanting to be redeemed.

The next moment, a pair of big white hands cut off Xiao Te’s hope.

“My dear, my sister will protect you and be friends with you, so you won’t feel lonely.”

Einstein seemed to be inspired by his hidden motherhood, and took care of Xiao Te, but due to the problem of perspective, she could not see the despair in Xiao Te’s eyes.

Chapter 197: Bronya’s idea that science should not be so flexible

[In the video, Imitation Judas reluctantly dug up a spoonful of food and put it in her mouth, her face was abnormally distorted, and she swallowed it without chewing it.

“Guck…” Imitation Judas retched a few times and complained, “The food in this cafeteria is really getting worse and worse.”

This taste is really outrageous. Could it be that Principal Raven cooked it himself?

Listening to the complaints like Judas, Xiaoyue Zhenhunge reluctantly swallowed the food, and sighed together: “This is the test we must pass.”

It seems that she does not want to continue to focus on the food in the cafeteria, and she provoked another topic.

“Speaking of which, Teacher Chiyuan didn’t come today, did you ask for leave again?”

Just as Judas was about to answer that he didn’t know, the large TV that had been in the cafeteria for many years was turned on, and a snowflake passed through the screen.

With the voices of familiar friends, unfamiliar programs appeared on the screen.

——Xiao Te’s science classroom.

Tesla zero sat at the desk, with a business test smile on his face, and read the lines in a serious tone of broadcasting the weather forecast.

“In life, we tend to encounter all kinds of problems.”

Tesla zero raised his hand, and a small screen appeared on the TV. On the small screen was a plain-faced teacher Chiyuan wearing pajamas and messy hair.

She was stirring the roar experience chip slowly, yawning from time to time, and took a small bite after a while.

“For example, when I wake up in the morning, I don’t have the energy to enjoy breakfast, so I invented this automatic feeding machine.”

Tesla zero continued to speak, and while talking, he picked up the sleepy-eyed teacher Chi Yuan and put it next to the [Automatic Feeder].

Perhaps it was Tesla Zero’s too much movement, Teacher Chi Yuan blinked, and out of the corner of his eyes caught a glimpse of the discordant thing beside him.

It was a Titan mecha wearing a macho-colored apron and a soft hat and holding a large pot of experience chips.

She was so frightened that she suddenly woke up, and she even tried so hard that she forgot her movements, and then she missed the last hope of escape.

“One key to start, very convenient, can be said to be very practical!”