Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? - Chapter 518: Stupid
The moment Dorian stepped into the scene, everyone couldn’t help turning to him with throbbing hearts. You say this boy is the strongest human, but how true was this? The creatures also seemed to notice him as they turned and twitched his way, throwing rotting maggots wherever they moved. Very slowly, both sides approached each other fearlessly. “Human… Foolish human… your vitality is young.” One of them said sniffing the air around Dorian like crazy. “My, my, my… it is rare to find a human with such a clean heart.” Instantly the one speaking zoomed in so close to Dorian’s face, that it almost seemed like they would kiss. But Dorian didn’t flinch, despite the giant ugly, rotting maggot and insect-infested image that appeared inches from his face. “Tell me, human… why is it that, unlike the others, you don’t fear us?”
“Yes… even your comrades, your fighting friends, have some iota of fear in their hearts though very minimal.” “But you, human… you are something else. Why is that?” Everyone was shocked when they heard the creatures. The kid has no fear in his heart at all? And his heart was also the purest too? Taking out a lollipop from his pocket Dorian slowly unraveled it, putting the lemon-flavored candy in his mouth. After being satisfied with the taste in his mouth, he slowly raised his head, facing all 3 creatures with a slightly irritated look. “Noisy.”
Only he can ask the questions here. Bam!!!
All 3 creatures smashed against the invisible walls with so much force like flies, that it made many open and close their mouths in overwhelming shock at what they just saw. F***! F***! F***! Who am I? Where am I? What am I? Did they just see Dorian lazily flick his fingers in the air, sending all 3 flying like flies? (0o0)
Strong! Too strong!
No one could describe the emotions many felt, with some teenagers and children like Big Ben jumping in the air like crazy. “One punch man?”
“This guy is definitely the One Punch man guy!!”
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Say no more. Their eyes were twinkling like stars and their knees trembling to bow in worship at Dorian’s stunning display of strength. F***! Did you see how powerful the Grandmaster is? The doctors and guards couldn’t help raising their lips proudly, as if telling the police officers and the onlookers that: see? I told you the Grandmaster was the strongest human in the world. Now what do you have to say? (^w^)
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GAhhhhh! The gut-wrenching pain made all 3 giant monsters cry out in horror when peeing themselves off the 2alls that by the way also seemed poisonous to them. It contained traces of heavenly qi that made them quickly step away. But where can they go? On one side were the walls that trapped them in, and on the other side was that demonic human that now sent shivers down their spines. The corners of Dorian’s lips raised slightly in a disturbing manner when he slowly tapped his talisman paper, drawing out his favorite blue giant spiky club from it. By God it was monstrous. It looked to be the size of a car. It was amazing that one tiny human could carry it up as though it was nothing. (~?~)
“Now, I’m going to ask you a few questions. Answer truthfully, and you won’t feel a thing.” “_”
… This is the human who has a pure heart? Are you sure the heavenly and worldly laws haven’t made a mistake when assessing his situation? Why did they feel he was very black-hearted instead? Wait! Wait! Wait! Isn’t he supposed to ask questions first before reaching out to hit them? If so then why was he swinging his giant club their way?
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Dorian’s club was like the Grim Reaper, cashing these creatures to cry pitifully like pigs that were about to get slaughtered. What was Dorian’s policy? Beat first, ask questions later. After dealing with so many underworld creatures he realized that most of the time, he had to beat the pride out of them before they could talk normally. (And by ‘normally,’ he means his way.)
“You arrogant mortal, do you know who we are? Don’t think you are great just because–”
Bam! Dorian attacked before they could even finish their sentences. “Human, do you know what you are doing? How dare you–”
Bam! “Listen to me, human. You will-”
Bam! “I curse-”
Bam! “Ahh! Enough, enough, you despicable-”
Bam!
“Okay, okay,we will talk! We will-”
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! (//:T0T:)
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Woooo~
“Monster,monster!”
“Get away from us, you monster!”
[The onlookers]: (-_-)
Erm… excuse them, but are you confused about your identity? Have you looked in the mirror to see who is who here? Everyone didn’t know how to feel when seeing these creatures cry and beg for mercy so pitifully. Oh my god of Science! They were now trembling with quaking bodies in one corner as if the Grandmaster was the bad guy here. It was hard to believe that these were the same creatures that caused uncontrollable fear in their hearts a moment ago. Believe, believe… They now believe that this guy is the strongest human in the world. At the same time, they swore never to get on his bad side because a person who can make monsters terrified isn’t any regular person. Gulp~
Many swallowed hard watching the one-sided neat down unfold before their very eyes. However, they didn’t feel any sympathy for these beings because if the Grandmaster wasn’t strong, it would be they and their children who ended up being good for these creatures. Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!~
“Please~… Please, enough… we will talk.”
The creatures who had their hands raised over their bodies in fear, were so happy when seeing Dorian’s giant club stop inches before landing on them. However, their monetary happiness quickly turned into viciousness, as they now changed their minds, planning to take advantage of the moment to attack. But how can they succeed? Dorian chuckled, using no effort to evade their attacks. And when he was done, his face turned grimmer with an eerie smile on his devilishly handsome face. “How brave.”
~Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! (~_~)
… Everyone had just one word for these creatures – Stupid.