Hostess, You’re a Little More Sober - Chapter 91
I stupidly licked the hamster’s head and licked the whole small dumpling soggy. It was all real, and Xie Yi’an turned into a human form with his own taste and turned on the light.
“You’re like this… I’m so uncomfortable.” At this time, it is really bad to be cute. The wet saliva is not the same as clear water. Even if you arch your back, you can’t shake it.
“I forgot, I will take you to take a bath now.” With an excited expression, Xie Yian carried the little hamster into the bathroom with a stern face.
If this little dumpling was put in the bathtub, it might not work. So Xie Yi’an was in front of the sink, slowly putting hot water in it.
Hold the little hamster with your hand and slowly put it in warm water. The little hamster has white hairs. The hairs that have been moistened with saliva originally floated along the water when they were soaked in warm water. When the water is floating, the soft hair will sway with the water.
“Xiaoxiao, you look like this, can I assume that you don’t want me to do tasks with others, so I went into battle myself?”
Slightly swaying his hand from side to side, Xie Yi’an’s eyes were shining just to see how the soft hair floated from side to side.
Ordinary hamsters are afraid of water, and the way of bathing is not like this, but Xie Yi’an knows that if he uses ordinary hamsters to clean Fang Xiao, there will be many more marks on his hands.
“Humph……”
Standing on her palm and turning her back, Fang Xiao pretended that she hadn’t heard anything. The little hamsters form a group, pretending to be a small dumpling.
“Alright, okay, I won’t say anything, don’t be angry.” After cleaning the small glutinous rice balls, Xie Yi’an took it back to the bedroom.
Enjoying her service all the way, Fang Xiao’s mood is actually pretty good. She can choose one of these roles arbitrarily, thanks to the many tasks she has done before.
If there are too many tasks, of course there will be a certain accumulation of experience points. Even if it becomes a system, it is an advanced system.
After choosing the world, Fang Xiao realized that he could choose a character in the script to assist the host in completing the task.
He was originally an old husband and wife, and Fang Xiao has a stronger desire for exclusivity. How could he let others do tasks with his objects?
After the hair on his body was blown dry, Fang Xiao collapsed into a piece of hamster cake. The whole hamster groaned, and the voice was small.
“You must do the task well… Don’t think I am the object of the task, you can just do it casually.” Perhaps because of the smaller form, Fang Xiao’s voice is also relatively young, and it sounds like a childish voice. Children.
Such a voice made Xie Yi’an feel guilty in an instant, “Xiaoxiao, you have become this character now, can you analyze the reason why she can’t be human?”
Although the task is just to make the two mate/mate successfully completed, Xie Yi’an feels full of guilt when he thinks about the task when facing a small hamster that is not as big as a slap.
Enjoying the service of stroking his back with a finger, Fang Xiao actually didn’t even want to open his mouth. As long as he thought of his identity as the system, it was impossible to be so depraved, especially because of the depravity of a finger.
“The data given by this world is very complete. The reason why the little hamster cannot be transformed is because of lack of nutrition. Do you still expect a malnourished hamster to transform?”
Xie Yian: “…”
Not only Xie Yi’an felt speechless, even Fang Xiao felt speechless.
In the original plot, Xie Yi’an didn’t like this little hamster that was stuffed over, and even the feeding was just a perfunctory grabbing melon seeds or something.
But they never thought about the difference between the orc hamsters and ordinary hamsters.
In addition, the little hamster in the original plot is more autistic, almost eating whatever you give, and never dealing with Xie Yi’an, so there are only a few things you can eat. Being kept in a cage every day, it can be said to be very uncomfortable.
“So the reason why she can’t transform her body is because she eats too little?”
Xie Yi’an questioned his ability to understand for the first time, so he could only repeat it again.
Fang Xiao nodded.
It stands to reason that this is true, but in fact there is still a little lack of opportunity. That is, rodents are originally relatively small creatures. Even the rodents of the orcs have a much shorter lifespan than ordinary orcs.
They usually start to transform into a human form after enjoying the life of the mouse form, and the longer the mouse form is maintained, the longer the life span will be after transforming into the human form.
The body occupied by Fang Xiao has been in the form of a rat for eight years. The Xie family also knew about this, so they thought that if this little hamster had formed, it would be about the same as Xie Yian’s lifespan. , So I gave this little hamster to my daughter.
In eight years, it has been more than twice the life span of ordinary hamsters. Even if they are orc hamsters, their life span is the same as ordinary hamsters when they are in rat form.
Fingertips nodded on the little hamster’s head, Xie Yian couldn’t help but smiled, “Xiaoxiao, your situation reminded me of a word.”
“Um?”
“A thousand-year king and eighty-thousand-year turtle.”
“…”
“Oh, oh, oh! I was wrong, I was wrong! Let go! Little cute!”
“Humph.”
There are already imprints on this finger, and Xie Yi’an, who feels that his wife’s anger is no longer a demon, but honestly strokes her back with his fingers.
“Then how long does this rat form…”
“I don’t know, and I don’t have the ability to predict this kind of thing. In short, let’s do it in time.” After enjoying his back, Fang Xiao stretched out his little paw again and signaled Xie Yian to also massage her small arm. one time.
Xie Yi’an immediately understood and touched with the lightest force. Xie Yi’an was actually a little aggrieved at the moment, and finally spread everything out. It was a time that could have been enjoyed, but now it has become like this.
But after thinking about it, I was a little relieved, “Xiaoxiao, let’s stay in this world for a little longer. Anyway, this task is not in a hurry.”
“You want to be beautiful,” Xie Yian’s words made Fang Xiao excited, from a state of a pie to a dumpling. “This world has a time limit, and we have to complete this task within three months. “
Xie Yi’an was stunned, but also a little caught off guard, “What should I do then?”
“I don’t know. It stands to reason that this is the task of the host. No matter what, I am also the target of your strategy in this world. If everything is revealed, does your strategy have any meaning?” Now it is in the form of a hamster, and there is no problem with any expression on his face. Fang Xiao can be said to be very willful.
Upon hearing her words, Xie Yian knew that there was such a problem.
However, what Fang Xiao said is indeed correct. It has been a state of company for a long time, and the things he learned before have to be returned to the books.
Taking a sip on the hamster’s forehead, Xie Yian smiled badly, “Then I can only keep experimenting, my little baby~”
Fang Xiao trembled, but did not speak.
Originally, the character she chose was the protagonist, and there was already an element of opening up for Xie Yi’an. If something came out, her new system might be dismissed.
“I’ll take a shower first. You can lie down on my bed, but you have to squeeze with me when I come out, lest I accidentally press you.” There is still a faint smell of Polygonatum, this This kind of smell doesn’t annoy her, and some people even feel refreshed, but Xie Yi’an doesn’t like the feeling of being dominated by things.
“squeak!”
With a symbolic squeal, Fang Xiao was actually a little afraid that Xie Yi’an would not be able to complete the task during these three months.
After all, even she herself was the same. When she was indulged in love, many of her senses were much slower, so when Xie Yian went to take a bath, the little hamster on the pillow couldn’t help but fall into contemplation.
Enter the bathroom and hum a song, but when I lie down in the bathtub, I have already begun to use the chip to search for information on the global rodents.
When I came out of the shower, I had already collected a lot of things. After all, most of the conditions for the transformation of rats and beasts were the same, and only a few were more special.
So when she came out and saw Fang Xiao who was Tuan Chengqiu lying on the pillow, she spread her on her hands again with great interest.
“Hey, baby, let me see.”
“Chi! What are you doing!”
The whole hamster was turned upside down, and one was stroking its belly with its feet upright. Even an orc hamster could not stand such a treatment.
However, her strength is too small, and her small arms and legs are so short that she can’t even touch the fingers that are demon on her belly.
“My dear, didn’t this orc hamster have no gender before it was transformed? Why can’t I find your baby/milk/head?” His fingers stroked the furry belly several times. Xie Yian asked with interest when the little hamster in his palm was dizzy.
“Fuck off!!!”
The author has something to say: there is still a chapter tonight, so the little theater will publish tonight